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by King of Frogs
Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882436

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: You are allowed the slightly less delicious "guest food" at the side.
by King of Frogs
Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882436

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: all the time spent escaping from raptors meant that you missed the deadline for handing in your tax returns.
by King of Frogs
Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023567

Re: Vending machine!

You get instructions on how to bury it.

I put in my own non-existance.
by King of Frogs
Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9217383

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I often get mouth ulcers and I've found that whiskey often helps with them, both in terms of pain and duration.
by King of Frogs
Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 94991
Views: 7491111

Re: Count to a Million

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by King of Frogs
Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 94991
Views: 7491111

Re: Count to a Million

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by King of Frogs
Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882436

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news, his hat falls off and you are able to indentify him as a raptor and run away.
by King of Frogs
Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341212

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the jar of laughter in the face of danger and leave a jar of indifference in the face of banality. There is now a jar of indifference in the face of banality, two pennies, a hot dog, Snoop Dogg and a snoop snoop poopie dog fighting, a kennel, a crowd of spectators (both online and off), a vid...
by King of Frogs
Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023567

Re: Vending machine!

You get tea.

I put in another vending machine.
by King of Frogs
Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475947

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but its written by horribly sexist men.

I wish more people posted on this thread.
by King of Frogs
Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882436

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news, you are brought back to life because it was useful for the narrative.
by King of Frogs
Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11477
Views: 1023567

Re: Vending machine!

The machine stubbornly keeps the fez, now convinced of its inherent coolness.

I put in a fuzzy hat.
by King of Frogs
Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475947

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, it's written in Sumerian.

I wish I had a nice 6-pack of beer.
by King of Frogs
Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341212

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the above paradox and leave a penny.

There is now a penny on the pile.
by King of Frogs
Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475947

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, her name is Brian.

I wish to be able to sleep 8 hours in the space of 6.
by King of Frogs
Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 882436

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: that controlled environment is your stomach.
by King of Frogs
Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:02 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Photography thread.
Replies: 398
Views: 248739

Re: Photography thread.

A friend of mine is really into photography. Here's just a few of her pictures. http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy66/sarahfranko/P1040919-1.jpg http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy66/sarahfranko/thiswentabitblackedoutatthebottom.jpg http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy66/sarahfranko/wateragain...
by King of Frogs
Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341212

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

The presence of Azathoth means that this place now becomes the centre of reality, the crawling chaos itself, where no rules, laws or shapes are constant or intelligable. Everyone runs away screaming and finds a new pile. King of Frogs places a penny on this pile. There is now a penny on the pile and...
by King of Frogs
Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475947

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but one of it's central tenants is based on ending war, but getting everyone to take out their anger on your genitals.

I wish for enough money to live independantly.
by King of Frogs
Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36934
Views: 2423846

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

I came, I saw, I lol'd, I posted.
by King of Frogs
Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2475947

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, the interconnectedness of companies and the workforce in these networks means that their disappearance causes a massive economic crash, thousands are rendered unemployed.

I wish for a better memory.
by King of Frogs
Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 912450

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Thanks Felstaff! Glad to see you're still around!
by King of Frogs
Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 912450

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Awesome: after a long protracted hiatus, I have returned to the lovely cozy world of the xkcd fora. I will be very impressed if anyone remembers me for anything other than my sarcastic DP. I remember both your username and your old avatar. *squints* You ... used to post in one of the science/maths/...
by King of Frogs
Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1828447

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

gingermrkettle wrote:Because I can't quite believe someone hasn't done this already...

kitty is everything.PNG



Amazing, just amazing. Actually loling.
by King of Frogs
Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:03 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Earliest music memories.
Replies: 34
Views: 8410

Re: Earliest music memories.

I was born in '89, and most of my formative music experiences involved my mother's love of the infinitely uncool Bryan Adams, as well as Travis, Runrig, U2, The Prodigy and the soundtrack from the film The Mission, which got me onto the marvelous Ennio Morrecone early on. I have some nice memories o...
by King of Frogs
Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Covers That Are Better Than The Originals
Replies: 294
Views: 141299

Re: Covers That Are Better Than The Originals

This version of Hurt is probably my favourite. Not many people know about Camille O'Sullivan because she mostly does covers, but the awesome is strong with her.

Lovely
by King of Frogs
Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 912450

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Awesome: after a long protracted hiatus, I have returned to the lovely cozy world of the xkcd fora. I will be very impressed if anyone remembers me for anything other than my sarcastic DP.
by King of Frogs
Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17121

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159468

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

I will stare ominously at you until the situation becomes awkward and one of us leaves.
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209766

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Legislate this!
Image
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9217383

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

You, sir, name? wrote:FT: One of the perks of studying physics is the course literature. I mean, who wouldn't want to sit on the bus and casually flip through a book called "Introduction to Plasma Physics and Controlled Fusion"?

This. This is why I wish I could do physics.
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3029379

Re: Postify your facerity

Are... are you Mrs Tweedy? :shock:
by King of Frogs
Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209766

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Predictable post is predictable...
Image
by King of Frogs
Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:21 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: xkcd Internet Band--Now Organizing (newcomers still welcome)
Replies: 162
Views: 19561

Re: xkcd Internet Band--Now Organizing (newcomers still welcome)

Oi vey, okay, um. No, regrettably, nothing at all has happened in the wave since near a month ago (December 28th, if it isn't misinforming me). And, it appears that all of the organizers, myself included, spontaneously and simultaneously lost interest (or time, or whatever) in trying to get this of...
by King of Frogs
Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 94991
Views: 7491111

Re: Count to a Million

23,383
by King of Frogs
Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209766

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Monster Pikachu is defeated by...
Spoiler:
Cloverchu! Image
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 348719

Re: Misquote the person above you.

pheonixduprese wrote:
mieulium wrote:
pheonixduprese wrote:
cmpwn wrote:
Makes me wanna take after your mom.
Wow. How do you know I'm gay?

Aww! our story should now begin.

Are... you asking me out? If so, yes, yes! A thousand times yes! :D

Aww, I love a happy ending.
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 94991
Views: 7491111

Re: Count to a Million

22,505

Ha-HA! I laugh at your primitive prosilver!
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:32 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Westboro Baptist Church protesting in New Hampshire! :O : O
Replies: 98
Views: 8435

Re: Westboro Baptist Church protesting in New Hampshire! :O : O

I would always be tempted to stand next to them with a sign saying (apart from " [citation needed] ") "Athiests love you, keep up the good work!" That might just confuse them to death (obviously I wouldn't be genuinely professing love for them, though homoerotically coming on to ...
by King of Frogs
Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23681
Views: 1849251

Re: Guess The Next Poster

Nope :P.

Videogamesizzle?

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