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by Neil_Boekend
Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10780
Views: 702628

Re: Vending machine!

You get a pair of bionic arms.

I insert the void between universes
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1414
Views: 62007

Re: You must kill flicky

I borrow an accelerated neutron decay gun from an alien and shoot flicky with it. All his neutrons decay in a gigantic gamma burst.
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:53 am UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0152: "Flood Death Valley"
Replies: 42
Views: 13953

Re: What-If 0152: "Flood Death Valley"

I guess TGLR was so distracted by temperature records that he neglected to answer the actual question. About a hole. Even a tunnel barely qualifies as a hole, and certainly does not have the stature of a What-If hole. TGLR? What's with all the acronyms? Everytime I think there can't be an acronym I...
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25513
Views: 1729419

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They murdered you instead, after a significant period of torture.

I wish somebody would rid me of this turbulent priest.
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must kill flicky
Replies: 1414
Views: 62007

Re: You must kill flicky

I convince all of flicky's electrons to leave.
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10780
Views: 702628

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Brexit.

I insert a pineapple
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25513
Views: 1729419

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It refills while you still have it to your mouth and angled to drink. The new coffee would be at a perfect temperature to drink but it is very hot on your face and gets in your eye. You drop the mug. It falls sideways and the mug keeps getting refilled as fast as the coffee can flow out. As...
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10780
Views: 702628

Re: Vending machine!

You get a baseball bat knitted from wool.

I insert a cup of tea.
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20149
Views: 844853

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not taking heury's side.
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10780
Views: 702628

Re: Vending machine!

You get a cough that won't go away

I insert the earth.
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10780
Views: 702628

Re: Vending machine!

You get Agent Coulson's blood on them.

I insert a bad habbit.
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20149
Views: 844853

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for objecting against being eaten.
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

ThemePark wrote:
Neil_Boekend wrote:Quack

Old McDonald had a fuck.


FTFY
by Neil_Boekend
Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: xkcd Skyscraper
Replies: 1148
Views: 51781

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Floor 936 is a second behind the rest of the skyscraper and trying really hard to catch up.
by Neil_Boekend
Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Quack
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Quack
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Quack
by Neil_Boekend
Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20149
Views: 844853

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for changing your avatar again
by Neil_Boekend
Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

I'm half ling
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Fuck
by Neil_Boekend
Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

flicky1991 wrote: it's pronounced "bo-oh".

I've been doing it wrong then.
by Neil_Boekend
Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Quack
by Neil_Boekend
Thu Sep 15, 2016 12:36 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Science-based what-if questions
Replies: 413
Views: 36315

Re: Science-based what-if questions

AFAIK a sun sized ball of glass would gravitational contract, that would heat it and it would become plasma on the inside. AFAIK this would not cause enough heat to start significant fusion for the rather heavy elements in most, if not all, types of glass. The sphere would slowly cool to thermal equ...
by Neil_Boekend
Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

If you combine them with a sufficiently steeply inclined slope, yes
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Dodges
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25513
Views: 1729419

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You're placed in an endless loop of lunch hours. After a hundred times it gets boring. After a thousand you start committing suicide to break it. It doesn't help. After a million you've lost whatever sanity you had that morning.

I wish for software that creates the software I need.
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Well, I consider that a good thing.
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25513
Views: 1729419

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. I'll keep her in your living room while your parents are over for tea.

I wish I had a sexbot.
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Noooooo, this cannot beeee!
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: have you ever...
Replies: 94
Views: 5281

Re: have you ever...

No

Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook or a chat network because they were stalking you?
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

There
by Neil_Boekend
Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"
Replies: 523
Views: 59051

Re: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"

I can't remember where I heard it but I'm sure that archaeologists now have evidence that the Americas were populated before the land bridge (that is now the Bering Straits) formed. I'd be really interested to hear more about this. Modern explorers have demonstrated that ships from ancient Egypt co...
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Well it applies
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 1:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

That's good too
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Huey?
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Evil incarnate?
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:12 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Science-based what-if questions
Replies: 413
Views: 36315

Re: Core orbiting planet.

What would happen with the core itself though? Would being a giant ball of metal in the sky being bombarded by radiation and EM wave have any effect on it and the Earth? It'd melt fully, because the pressure drops. The energy required for melting would cool it a little, but I think it'd still glow ...
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8617
Views: 1391622

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Monika wrote:Keks
Image

Hartkeks?
Spoiler:
Image
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

yes
by Neil_Boekend
Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 7689
Views: 515597

Re: You must not say duck

Fuck

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