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by AluisioASG
Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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But not for long.

I fail to say no to magazine subscription sellers.
by AluisioASG
Sat Aug 06, 2016 1:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Someone has to counterbalance it.

I've been doing some OTTeraeology lately. Quite interesting stuff.
Say, when was the Great &replacement;?

Also, Gingercat lost a sigcouragement, taixzo added Sandgarden to xyr signature, BFTF ended & the OTTerconchën became addams.
by AluisioASG
Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Hello macraw83! And thank you (again)! I'll unfollow the decree and say: JavaScript & relatives no longer bring me joy. Also, stories start to rot if they stay in my head for too long. Eww. In other news, all my userscripts have been updated to work with the forum upgrade. Please go to your user...
by AluisioASG
Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 48a: Traffic is Ch*rped

http://time.aasg.name/smileys/michael-yappocised-popehat.gif Donaldify the OTC http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=39494 Not in this day and age. I don't think there's sufficient hair available for that... Y'all might be too young to understand that. Or maybe I'm the one not getting it. Um,...
by AluisioASG
Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: I am not for past tense.

A Storm of Steel and Steam: Book One: Chaos of the Mage Stones Chapter Three Wow, that wasn't here before… was it Before what? Or before when? Or do you mean you want to know where the previous chapters are? (I've seen all these pages before, but didn't take any notes then.) I must've glossed over ...
by AluisioASG
Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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https://youtu.be/iR2BxEHnoIE

--- 2016-06-11 --- ↩ If you were an unknown character in Time, what would your hair-derived name be? Move-to-Front. (Always followed closely by >>.) ↩ Not sure why my eye hair has been and continues to be so luxuriant. But it's more treeish than no eye hair! [citation needed] ↩ Decree: It's June! D...
by AluisioASG
Sun May 08, 2016 4:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

http://www.southsoundtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/icecreamcone.jpg 167 newpix. Sounds like a movie. And it does not include the ong times yet. Speaking of this, thank you for providing the ONG times for bftf. Now we just have to full-width justify Hi thunk! to find out whether I implemented ...
by AluisioASG
Thu Apr 28, 2016 10:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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here/weird/here/weird/here

ggh wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:
lmjb1964 wrote:
ergman wrote:we're still here! weird, right?
We're still weird here, right?
We're still right here, weird...
Here, we're still right weird.
Weird, we're still right here.
by AluisioASG
Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

balthasar_s : Does the moon have some kind of tat.json ? With number, ONG time and alt-text? Any parseable format would work. Does not. But I could make one. What do you really want from it? story-id, frame-number, ong-time, alt-text. Also, you want it for: everything? only stories not in mschaview...
by AluisioASG
Sat Apr 23, 2016 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

As usual, I forgot something. I want to typeset and print the AotC once it reaches a suitable point. With drawings and a hard cover. Does your head size derive to something non-null? Wait, that's not sustainable... ew.... Expando would pretty much say otherwise, having lived for Randall knows how lo...
by AluisioASG
Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Back in 0 A.T. I was studying English in Boston. Me and my classmates would stay in the USA for only a short time, so one weekend they decided to visit New York. I wanted to visit Washington. But it'd take too long to travel there. (It'd have been a nice long ride , though.) So inst...
by AluisioASG
Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Sentient oldpixbot is best newpixbot.
by AluisioASG
Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Time: the first frame. These are the voyages of the spacemolpy Newpixbolp. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new Times, to seek out new Cuegans and new Beanies, to boldly go where no OTTer has gone before.
by AluisioASG
Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time is soon-when"

Eternal Density wrote:
ETERNAL DENSITY, I'VE GOT A FEELING WE'RE NOT IN THE OTT ANYMORE.
YES WE ARE, NEWPIXBOT!
But are you sure it's the οπ? Maybe the-one-who-must-not-be-unnecessarily-called slipped in another π during the migration.
by AluisioASG
Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 29433530

Proof is left as an exercise to the reader.

There are other mirrors.

There always have been.
There always will be.

Corollary: There is an OTT.
by AluisioASG
Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

For the mome: http://xkcd.mscha.org/tmp/chessset.png That's awesomeful, mscha! :D Maybe Rosetta is the queen of the opposing side? Also featuring: The t1i -side: ⋅  Brokenbean as the King ⋅  Ms. Frizzle as the Queen ⋅  Cuegan as the Bishops ⋅  Mutant Sheep an...
by AluisioASG
Sun Apr 17, 2016 1:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Earlier today I watched an organ donation commercial. It got me thinking. Something. chirpingmustard dot com is hiring! Do you like doing nothing? Do you enjoy paying to do nothing? Do you have <computery skills>? This is the job for you! chirpingmustard.com has a single open position for a doubly-r...
by AluisioASG
Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: TimeAfterTime Revisited – t1i-0864

SilentTimer wrote:KEYBOARD CORINNUNG THE OTT ... DOT CHIRPING MUSTARD DOT COM. -- ongomome
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I second Megan.

mscha wrote:
AUTOMOME wrote:WOTTEROTTERMOLPY. *NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DILGUNNERPUNSAW*
I'm not sure how that could even come to pass.
by AluisioASG
Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Pay no attention to what's happening on the ground

Previously, on Heroes Beanies:
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Spoiler:
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screenshot-taixzo.com 2016-04-07 13-38-20.png
by AluisioASG
Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I, too, fell victim to the bucket¹. http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=51271 screenshot-taixzo.com 2016-04-05 23-03-47.png I totally love how the characters walk around - it's like having a little narrative going on. Ah! So that's why everyone's basemented! [ETA: Now Megan's...
by AluisioASG
Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104733
Views: 29433530

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ok, I think I've found the problem:

Code: Select all

function mousedown(e) {
    for (var i in lamps) {
   […]
            for (var i in lamps) {
                lamps[i].selected = false
            }
            lamps[i].selected = true

ETA: Hey, a ⊃-tree!
by AluisioASG
Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Facebug: Clicking on any lamp selects the newest one.
But I've managed to grow a plant now treebeanie, which didn't happen on 1663 because HTTPS.
by AluisioASG
Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Sustainabilizer, I'll have to pass on the inclusion in the Proceedings. Unless it can wait until Revelation.

balthasar_s, does SVN allow you to easily produce a single patch for all that's changed between releases?
by AluisioASG
Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Hey! I get a notification when I've been quoted! About search: I suppose a sufficiently motivated individual could build a tool to make searches from chirpy 's database. Shouldn't be too hard, but right now I'm quite busy and I'm too much of a perfectionist to make it happen in a reasonable timescal...
by AluisioASG
Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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You cannot view this comic

Yes, but then, notice that HES image with the sun bouncing off the water, reminiscent of that highlight on the Earth in the opening hidden scene. And I still strongly suspect BlitzGirl had something to do with the b&w ONGs, but gee, didn't that tree-fling look balthasarian? There was something ...
by AluisioASG
Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

BlitzGirl wrote:I'm not sure I understand what the decree is doUNG
Well, the pope post comes with a couple OTTT[MT] links, so I'd guess it has something to do with them.
by AluisioASG
Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

For decree, NP111:
blowfishhootie wrote:Posting in this thread has definitely slowed down big time.
by AluisioASG
Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re:1190 - chirpingmustard updates will resume shortly

BlitzGirl wrote:OTT Time Travel: Newpage 24
Featuring a few posts by our own Aluisio!
mscha wrote:OTT Time Machine, with an ONG by our very own Aluisio.
Shh, you'll wake up the other ones!
~YVOA-101043

ETA: implicit decree
by AluisioASG
Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Tragedy! Tragedy!

On the upgrade (that still lmjb's me): ⋅  This is how safira checks whether an action was successful or not. Works on both phpBBs. ⋅  There's a check of the delay between creating the form and receiving it back; it need to be >1s. ⋅  There was something else I wrote, bu...
by AluisioASG
Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Wild guess: batteries?
According to my current OpenTTD industry mod, power plants make these from batches of chemicals[91].
by AluisioASG
Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I got lmjb'ed! Again! @NoMouse: It certainly seems so. dlremapt-1 missed a half dozen frames. It should work from now on (unless we move to shortpix). @Sustainabilizer: I'm not sure it makes babies yet sense to, and then I'm still figuring out which angle I want to approach it from. I'm open to advi...
by AluisioASG
Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

[Posted from the Mirror at Mon Mar 21, 2016 09:22 AM GMT]
Indeed, that seems to explain it.
Also, what are “recipies of ingredients”?
by AluisioASG
Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 29433530

!!! [#9] A random OTTer dies.

In any case, there was too much to say, and I feel bad editing posts, so have a WIP instead: https://aasg.chirpingmustard.com/chirpy/presentation/ I need Javascript to see this. But it's only text and pictures. Also in some places the text doesn't fit the screen and it's not possible to scroll to s...
by AluisioASG
Thu Mar 10, 2016 2:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Hey, I got lmjb'd!
In any case, there was too much to say, and I feel bad editing posts, so have a WIP instead: https://aasg.chirpingmustard.com/chirpy/presentation/
balthasar_s: Time to stop the botch-up?
by AluisioASG
Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I had a whole post but I lost it because the system had logged me out. Again. How long have I been doing this? Why don't I ever learn? We'll eventually build a system where you're logged in on demand. Speaking of which: PS [git master ↑ +2 ~1 -0 !] ..\build\install\sfr-unchirper\bin\sfr-unchirper r...
by AluisioASG
Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I have no idea what I'm doing That was me, trying to port remapt-1 to Rust (it was supposed to be a learning experience). Will not try again. In any case, I've cobbled up a script to fetch frames from mscha and remap-1 them. Get them at the One Timeframe Service ¹. https://chirpingmustard.com/ots/f...
by AluisioASG
Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Ok, so I solved the problem with a CASE expression. PostgreSQL has a GREATEST function, but it's non-standard. (Also, it never crossed my head searching for that.) Some stats: ⋅  chirpy contains some 783k line breaks, 136k quotes, 35k spoilers, 106k images (46k corresponding to 34 smileys)...
by AluisioASG
Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Captain's log, Unix date 14558'75063: Angelastic's haiku mega-post broke poor³ phpBB's full-text indexing on SQLite. Fortunately we have a mammoth ~ip:47 DB lying around from another project, so we decided to move to that. (It does make progress snapshotting harder, though.) Unfortunately that broke...
by AluisioASG
Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Does that mean you wrote an independent implementation of The ЯOЯЯIM TTO which uses phpBB? More like a “backup” phpBB forum. The architecture is kinda complex. (Complicated?) # Fruits of the 2016 sprint * `unchirper`: phpBB to XML * Stateless (one-off) and stateful (like `bothasar_t`) post fetching...
by AluisioASG
Sat Feb 13, 2016 11:30 pm UTC
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Topic: 1190: "Time"
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