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by Dracomax
Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Neil_Boekend wrote:Warning, the following spoiler contains bad advice

Spoiler:
Image

Eh, I'm gonna put off following that bad advice for a while.
by Dracomax
Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

:shock: Good point! Also, what if a result of being violently punsawed by my future self leads to me swearing off the punsaw altogether in the past, thus making impossible for Now-Me to punsaw Past-Me? Oh no! a punsadox!Only the Knights temporal are equipped to do nothing about this! Randammit, we'...
by Dracomax
Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Neil_Boekend wrote:The last Authorcomic is silly. Wolpies are medicinal, but only if you don't eat them but play with them, cuddle them and take walks with them.

Calling an authorcomic silly seems slightly heretical. *picks up bag of freshly mixed S&Ms menacingly, starts eating*
by Dracomax
Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Just found another SilentTravel quote eerily RELATED to the last few balthaONGs: Also, what in the world is going on in this thread? It's like another world in here! Maybe we're the second world. :shock: So long as we aren't the third world. I hear they don't get to eat. </(N±1) world problems.>
by Dracomax
Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

None have numbers. The three commandments are: "Wait For It", "..." , and "RUN". Your client is a company, then, I presume? Also, you forgot the last commandment. Ah. You mean: “...”. (This implies that what comes after “...” does not qualify as a commandment.)...
by Dracomax
Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Neil_Boekend wrote:The client I am working for is named after a Commandment.

Are you working for a companiy whose name is a numeral? Because as far as I know, commandmends don't have names.¢



¢Just superscripts.
by Dracomax
Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

So, the cookie clicker infection had just about run it's course, when I discovered this:http://www.aqdragons.com/

Pray for me, for only the GLR can save me now.
by Dracomax
Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Speaking of the epilogue sequence , it still isn't back to normal. Every eighth oldpix doesn't load. Is it every every eighth? That would have to mean something. Hmmmmm. 8 is 2 3 . it is the first cubic number higher than 1. GLR is signalling that we should recreate time in stop motion 3d. Then, he...
by Dracomax
Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: Bicycles After Time: bftf-0562

http://moonbase.chirpingmustard.com/ongoing/bftf-0562.png ... ENHANCE! http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=47097 There is something – about 3/5 from b's glasses to the top left corner of the frame. What is this??? :shock: http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=47098 Redundant: Mayb...
by Dracomax
Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

River. Is? Summer Glau. Damnit. This post reply brought to you by the good folk at What The Ch*rp Happened To That Post I Meant To Make. And sorry, but coma was calling. I might not always be online, but I'm always waiting. (Does that sound creepy? I think it sounds creepy. It's not meant to sound ...
by Dracomax
Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

River. Is? I don't know why, but I've finally given in to clicking cookies.... help me Oh no! Not the c**kies! :shock: May GLR have mercy on your soul. awww, the max text size is only 200 As Earthling on Mars illustrated above, it is possible to cheat. Like so. Now you're getting seaish.
by Dracomax
Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

I don't know why, but I've finally given in to clicking cookies.... help me
by Dracomax
Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ah, I see. Gets a good rating, but it's not really my thing. Too realistic. A battle between two superintelligent AIs that embody the concepts/philosophies of freedom vs security, freewill, vs predestination, and control vs guidance usings humans as agents is too realistic? do you know something I ...
by Dracomax
Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Per decree. SG-1 was great, but after Macguyver O'neil stopped being active, I had a jhard time keeping up. CUrrently, I'm blitzing Stargate Atlantis, and TruBlood(SGA is far more appealing, actually, but I always felt I should watch TB, so there it is) As for mostly live TV, I currently watch Flash...
by Dracomax
Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

karhell wrote:*karhell adds Interstellar to list of unseen-films-everyone-has-seen
That list is getting pretty long ^^

I wasnn't trying to imply everyone should have seen it, just observing that it is the kind of movie that seems like it would draw most OTTers like catnip draws meowlpies.
by Dracomax
Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

So everybody here saw Interstellar, right? because time dilation was, refreshingly, handled well there. Black Holes, not so much.
by Dracomax
Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: Wat is ONG? Baby don't rung me, don't rung me no more

...Would it be possible for an in-universe entity to convert a sufficient amount of * energy into matter (assuming the popular interpretation of Einstein's equation is correct) to the point there's enough gravity to pull the universe back together? A physicist answers: “No.” * energy produces gravi...
by Dracomax
Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

But Dracomax has also explicitly abstained from joining any churches, in order to serve the inquisition impartially, and to enjoy retirement from said position. Then Dracomax is not a member of the Western Paradox church--which implies that he is a member in good standing. Except that Dracomax has ...
by Dracomax
Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Bmonk is a member of the Western Paradox Church if and only if bmonk is not a member? Or perhaps bmonk is a member of the Quantum Indeterminacy and of the Superimposition Churches simultaneously? Dracomax thinks that is accurate. But Dracomax has also explicitly abstained from joining any churches,...
by Dracomax
Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1455: "Trolley Problem"
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Views: 23507

Re: 1455: "Trolley Problem"

For some reason, this is the third time I've herad the Trolley problem mentioned in as many days. I'm almost positive I don't normally hear about it in such proximity at other times. odd.
by Dracomax
Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Minim talks about xemself in the third person all of the time. Minim finds it pretty cool. Corinne: Corinne likes this. TheMinim: Minim likes cake. http://data2.whicdn.com/images/15553629/original.jpg Dracomax also likes cake. http://www.wedding-cakes-for-you.com/images/dragon-cake-21675520.jpg
by Dracomax
Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Dracomax rarely talks about himself, and almost never Dees Dracomax use the Third person to do so. He isn't that pretentious.
by Dracomax
Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

by Dracomax
Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

azule wrote:What are you getting at?

Verb phrases. They are ok.
by Dracomax
Tue Dec 02, 2014 12:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

That rule is not for English. (If you don't open all the spoilers you'll be confused.) I'm fairly sure that is a holdover from Latin that pedants try to apply to English speakers. However, it is extremely rare to end a sentence that way, as most uses which do end a sentence in that manner do not co...
by Dracomax
Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: THE FIRST RULE OF MMONS IS, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MMONS

Post 4 dip wipend ketchup: Fellow Lesswronger here, I was about to post that joke :D   (It's also not clear for me whether I fall under "the Roko's Basilisk people", if so, yay! I've been mentioned on XKCD! (and all you people have to make fun of me or face ETERNAL TORMENT!)) I'm a Roko's ...
by Dracomax
Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

HES wrote:FTFY. The mpg was annoying me.

Also hats.

Molpy per grapevine? I don't see a change.
by Dracomax
Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

The nearby outside went exceedingly unmolpish last comatime.
by Dracomax
Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Playing with this is really mesmerising. I have a less complex program that is very similar to that on my Kindle. I can waste hours with it, because it is incredibly captivating, for no reason I can put a finger on. Now I will get nothing done for the rest of the dip. Huh. Apparently I'm Poped. Dec...
by Dracomax
Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Neil_Boekend wrote:Hee pope AarexTiaokhiao has been goated! I have been unstopped existing!1

1How can people still allow me to handle words?

Hm. If you've been retconned, does that give you new powers, and/or make you alive again? Things like that seem to happen in other, non-true comics all the time
by Dracomax
Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

I May have once Coma'd for a few milleniip.
by Dracomax
Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: I can haz an ONG!

ucim wrote:Image
Spoiler:
I'd highly recommend following the first commandment.
Jose

AH! Lucky Attack!
by Dracomax
Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

The first two are work thingies, one to help feed wolpies, the other hamplies. Fluff is that thread BG linked to. FFS I can't say in polite company. Crowning is in the dictionary and has more than one meaning, which I relied on. Okay. So what exactly does [W/H]FFS stand for, though? I have a tenden...
by Dracomax
Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

BlitzGirl wrote:
balthasar_s wrote:
Spoiler:
Image
They thought we're a boardgame.

You mean we're not a boardgame?

Well, I passed go, Put down a line of train cars, drew a risk card, and collected some wood. If we aren't a board game, then WHy would I do all of that?
by Dracomax
Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

Y'all makes perfect sense to me, as a way of distinguishing you(a single, not me person) from you(a bunch of not me persons). All Y'all would, logically, refer to all not me people.
by Dracomax
Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1446: "Landing"
Replies: 1142
Views: 123556

Re: 1446: "Landing"

Some facts from a CNES video (in french) : • It is transmitting data, which means that in its current orientation, it has radio contact with Rosetta. • Philae bounced two times, and then stabilized in a rocky area (far away from the planned landing site). • It is resting at an angle with respect to...
by Dracomax
Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: 1190: "Time"

ucim wrote:
Dracomax wrote:No, Knights Temporal have to prove time travel. I think Knights tempolar just have to be cold. or prove the world rotates around them.
You sure that's not the Knights Tempura?

Jose

I'm pretty Sure that Knights Tempura cook tasty fried dishes.
by Dracomax
Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: That's what {} understanding the OTT {}

People are here for the community. The comic has become incidental. it doesn't matter if that's the stated truth for you, it's not the truth for everyone. Look at us . I feel ST 's not “we should avoid the creation of more OTTs” but rather “there's already a community here, and we'd rather have peo...
by Dracomax
Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104016
Views: 26426171

Re: Schizoblitzing on a whole new level.

still blitzing the Space thread (what I'll be calling it.) I hope being in the present here won't spoil me of anything from the other one. man, why do I always miss the starts of these kinds of things? I usually miss them because they start at something like midnight local outsider time. alas, I st...
by Dracomax
Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1446: "Landing"
Replies: 1142
Views: 123556

Re: 1446: "Landing"

JDGA wrote:The livestream just stated that the harpoons never actually fired. Oops.

Philae couldn't resist balancing on one foot, could it?

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