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by demadaha
Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0914: "Ice"
Replies: 92
Views: 53655

Re: 0914: "Ice"

I was just thinking how I wanted white beret guy to be in another strip and now he is, what a coincidence. Somehow it seems really fitting that white beret guy would be who this happened to and I don't think I would have enjoyed it as much if it had been the plain character. I suppose this means tha...
by demadaha
Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0793: "Physicists"
Replies: 158
Views: 41675

Re: "Physicists" discussion (#793)

It didn't hold my attention either, so no worries there. And since we're on the topic, could you perhaps explain whether the ghost of Hamlet's father is good or not in the context of Shakespeare's time as well as your personal viewpoint, backed with textual evidence as well as previous critical wor...
by demadaha
Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0780: "Sample"
Replies: 135
Views: 24823

Re: Sample (#780) discussion

My first thought after reading the alt text was that it would be fun to find the songs with the beeps that Randall is referring to, isolate the beeping noise, plant an audio player that plays the noise randomly on Randall and finally laugh maniacally as he goes insane. It'd be similar to using an an...
by demadaha
Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0779: "Anxiety"
Replies: 113
Views: 67969

Re: "Anxiety" discussion (#779)

Snowdream wrote:"Excuse me sir, is that stick of dynamite? Please step over here for a minute."


"Be careful, it might explode."
by demadaha
Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0767: "Temper"
Replies: 159
Views: 43870

Re: "Temper" Discussion (#767)

Two people have already said it, and both acknowledge it's just an urban legend, but enough with the Mr. Rogers was a sniper stuff. Time after time I hear "Hello Mr. Rogers, did you know Mr. Rogers was an army/marine/spec ops/navy seal sniper?" Yes, I've heard that before. No, he wasn't. N...
by demadaha
Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0765: "Dilution"
Replies: 211
Views: 50711

Re: "Dilution" Discussion

Inquiry: If increasing the dilution increases the effectiveness of the solution, and a semen dilution would function as illustrated in the comic, wouldn't any semen in the ocean (from say, a couple on the beach), mean that any post-pubescent female in the ocean would get pregnant? Homeopathically sp...
by demadaha
Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0753: "Southern Half"
Replies: 193
Views: 59270

Re: "Southern Half" discussion (#753)

The thing that bugs me is that everyone is so fixated on the obelisk, I'd much rather send the cloned dinosaurs into space! Space dinosaurs! We could have a T-rex, some raptors, a triceratops and whatever else we wanted. When they got back from space we could put them on an island and then charge pe...
by demadaha
Fri May 14, 2010 6:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0740: "The Tell-Tale Beat"
Replies: 115
Views: 33234

Re: "The Tell-Tale Beat" Discussion

Everyone in this thread seems to be a fan of Poe; I'm starting to get the impression that I'm the only one who feels like she was just a copy of Tinky-Winky.
by demadaha
Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0728: "iPad"
Replies: 63
Views: 15689

Re: "iPad" discussion

Fuckin' cyborgs, man. It's coming. I hate government waste, but if, once this has been perfected, the government proposed offering free taxpayer-funded cybernetic limbs to every amputee and handicapped person in the US, I'd vote for that shit SO HARD. If that came to pass I think a lot of people wo...
by demadaha
Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0720: "Recipes"
Replies: 88
Views: 22604

Re: "Recipes" Discussion

FYI: Deep fried skittles, while potentially delicious, are nearly impossible to actually pull off. They have a tendency to dissolve in hot oil and are very easy to lose.

I apologize for crushing all of your hopes and dreams.
by demadaha
Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0716: "Time Machine"
Replies: 112
Views: 23787

Re: "Time Machine" Discussion

I just had an idea on how to do time travel.

No I didn't.
by demadaha
Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0711: "Seismograph"
Replies: 83
Views: 19345

Re: "Seismograph" Discussion

There was one attempt in 1906 to use a seismograph as a lie detector. The man that was hooked up looked the interviewer in the eye and said "your mom is a beautiful and respectable woman." California has since banned such experiments.
by demadaha
Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0707: "Joshing"
Replies: 63
Views: 18867

Re: "Joshing" Discussion

Do people actually laugh at the "I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you" joke? I've never heard someone laugh at it; it always seems to just result in an awkward silence.
by demadaha
Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0703: "Honor Societies"
Replies: 234
Views: 59345

Re: Honor Societies

Long cat is long. This post contains tautology because it contains tautology. Yo dawg, I put tautology in your club so you can club while you tautology. Just a couple things that came into mind immediately after reading this comic. Yes, I did rearrange this post just so that the lines would be going...
by demadaha
Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0702: "Snow Tracking"
Replies: 135
Views: 38722

Re: “Snow Tracking” discussion

I've been trying to figure out what panel 5 could be a reference to; I'm almost positive that it is there purely for the pun.
by demadaha
Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0700: "Complexion"
Replies: 93
Views: 31854

Re: "Complexion" Discussion

A question remains; are the attempts at science typically a cause of the bat-punch or is it simply a coincidental correlation? I think more science needs to be done in order to determine whether there is a causal relationship between scientific pursuits and bat-punches.
by demadaha
Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0698: "You Hang Up First"
Replies: 61
Views: 14941

Re: "You Hang Up First" Discussion

No you make a witty comment relevant to the comic first!
by demadaha
Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0695: "Spirit"
Replies: 337
Views: 220574

Re: "Spirit" Discussion

It's a good thing I'm a horrible person, if I weren't I'd feel sorry for the rover right now.
by demadaha
Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0693: "Children's Fantasy"
Replies: 139
Views: 34945

Re: "Children's Fantasy" Discussion

Derby wrote:Who could resist that invitation? The sexy medieval queen, beckoning through the portal:

"Save me NOW, my lord!"

It was easy to return to real life when I found out the queen doesn't exist.


But you could have built up to TEN cities!
by demadaha
Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0680: "December 25th"
Replies: 148
Views: 25195

Re: "December 25th" Discussion

An argument involving religion on the internet! Surely this will end with both sides acting civil and coming to a mutual understanding.
by demadaha
Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0677: "Asshole"
Replies: 84
Views: 21241

Re: "Asshole" Discussion

Whilst the critics cast verbal stones
With mighty caterpillar he owns
Beware the beret
Get out of the way
And accept the loss of your scones.
by demadaha
Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0676: "Abstraction"
Replies: 88
Views: 21067

Re: "Abstraction" Discussion

Then said god went to create a comic for our amusement, fellow xkcders, we are gods above god.
by demadaha
Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0673: "The Sun"
Replies: 157
Views: 35797

Re: "The Sun" Discussion

I agree with this comic completely. We should always be on daylight savings time. I mean, I'm in Southern California and the sun is setting at around five. FIVE Whiner! Try the Pacific Northwest. Try Canada. It's dark almost right after 4 now. It's still light at 4pm?! Move to Scotland. It's dusk b...
by demadaha
Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0667: "SkiFree"
Replies: 160
Views: 47615

Re: "SkiFree" Discussion

I found out about the f key almost exactly the way the girl did in this comic. I didn't come up with the idea of making an f key pendant but now I think I'll make one. First I'll have to find a keyboard that doesn't have its f key worn out.
by demadaha
Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0647: "Scary"
Replies: 271
Views: 58053

Re: "Scary" Discussion

No! Bad Randall. I refuse to let go of my childhood. I still watch Chuck Jones cartoons on a regular basis! I can't be turning into a grown up, it's just not possible. I'm going to go eat a caramel apple pop and figure out when bugs bunny comes on next. Then I'm going to grab my game boy color with ...
by demadaha
Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0637: "Scribblenauts"
Replies: 108
Views: 24728

Re: "Scribblenauts" Discussion

Whenever a website is referenced in an xkcd comic the server hosting that site often experiences trouble keeping up with the traffic. Will a reference to a video game cause game stores to have trouble keeping it in stock? If anyone can single-handedly cause something like that to happen it would be ...
by demadaha
Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159645

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I will fart in your general direction.
by demadaha
Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0618: "Asteroid"
Replies: 188
Views: 52085

Re: "Asteroid" discussion

My Deep Impact/Little Prince crossover fanfic has been poorly received by the community. As long as no one rule34s this, we're ok. :D Just the suggestion of rule 34 in this case and the names of images that could be created make me decidedly not ok. I choose to stop my mind before the actual images...
by demadaha
Mon May 18, 2009 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0585: "Outreach"
Replies: 119
Views: 36155

Re: "Outreach" Discussion

If she wants to become a scientist she'll have to learn not to get upset. I imagine having your speech center shut down in front of your scientist peers would be quite the embarrassment.
by demadaha
Thu May 07, 2009 4:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0580: "The Race: Part 4"
Replies: 54
Views: 13610

Re: "The Race: Part 4" Discussion

I think I'll start my own wildlife documentary cum reality show with the birds in my backyard and the neighbourhood cats ... Maybe I just have a dirty mind but this line confuses and frightens me. On topic: I enjoyed this one more than any of the other race series so far. I am really hoping for a b...
by demadaha
Thu May 07, 2009 3:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0579: "The Race: Part 3"
Replies: 75
Views: 50506

Re: "The Race: Part 3" Discussion

This may seem a bit strange to ask, but it's been bothering me all day; where are the statistics on the average consumption of food taken from and do they take into account various eating disorders such as anorexia and binge eating disorder? According to my research, here, A human eats 1.5% of thei...
by demadaha
Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0568: "Well 2"
Replies: 105
Views: 24670

Re: Discussion of "Well 2"

I enjoyed how unexpected the last panel was for this one, this definitely goes into one of my favorites; which makes it interesting that it is one of the least commented on. I of course, just caused the thread length uncertainty principle to take effect; changing the length of the thread by commenti...
by demadaha
Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0542: "Cover-Up"
Replies: 113
Views: 24903

Re: "Cover-Up" Discussion

And to the couple of people who thought sje was being serious, there is a gorilla name Francis on your roof. That's ridiculous. The gorilla on my roof is named Natasha, and she's not allowed to have boys over. Those she gorillas are sneaky creatures, she could have very well ninja'd Francis onto yo...
by demadaha
Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0542: "Cover-Up"
Replies: 113
Views: 24903

Re: "Cover-Up" Discussion

I don't think I have ever actually fallen for that trick, simply because people first pull it on someone else who falls for it in front of me, that person then turns around and tries it regardless of the fact that I just saw the trick. Everyone but the guy who posted the topic seems to have missed t...
by demadaha
Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0538: "Security"
Replies: 145
Views: 37059

Re: "Security" discussion

Kartoffelkopf wrote:RAIDEN. THE RETINAL SCANNER ONLY WORKS ON LIVING TISSUE. A DRUGGED OR DEAD GUARD WILL NOT WORK



A metal gear reference? You win in my book. I'm not sure what you win, but you win.
by demadaha
Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0537: "Ducklings"
Replies: 150
Views: 46315

Re: "Ducklings" Discussion

I don't mean to nit-pick, but from my experience with ducks, the mother duck would have attacked, rather than run away. Nasty, evil creatures. (I am probably the only person who shuddered when reading today's comic, ¡This cheese is burning me!: Bad experiences with some ducks when I was a toddler.)...
by demadaha
Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0532: "Piano"
Replies: 224
Views: 80303

Re: "Piano" Discussion

I liked this comic; It wasn't lol funny, but chuckle quietly to myself funny.

On another note, I don't mind Gbling so much because I am curious as to the response of the mods, so far they have responded amusingly, and last time they promised a rudely shaped turnip.
by demadaha
Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 30692

Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

For all of you people who think "I know your reading my mind," I now feel like I should randomly say "Oh, you can tell when I read your thoughts?" in crowded areas and see who responds.
by demadaha
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50341

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Normally the raccoon warriors dedicate themselves solely to the purpose of fighting the squirrel menace, but saving Randall from the cloned raptors is a cause worthy of their attention. You have the full support of the raccoon warriors as well as the other animal legions represented by them (Llama l...
by demadaha
Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0499: "Scantron"
Replies: 173
Views: 40412

Re: "Scantron" Discussion

The hardest part of the SAT was the cursive writing at the end :? you have to write ALL IN CURSIVE I was like ...uh... Took me around 10 minutes. Wait. What? You have to write in cursive on the SAT? What? Only for the statement you need to copy on the back of the answer sheet. I have no idea what y...

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