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by Calsans
Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)
Replies: 170
Views: 344196

Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

this is last on front page. Moving it to first!
by Calsans
Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883419

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: Your ship is just on a river, and you were hallucinating. QED, your wounds don't get salt water in them.
by Calsans
Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Kids names?
Replies: 216
Views: 16765

Re: Kids names?

I actually KNOW a girl with three sisters. Her name is Hope and two of her sisters are Faith and Joy. Now, i just have to say, this is so weird, that i just had to share it.
by Calsans
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3926
Views: 389140

Re: Rate the avatar above you

Is that a gargoyle? I hate gargoyles. 3/10.
by Calsans
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479607

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but it turns out that the "minion" is a seven-foot four black guy named Kelly, who just happened to wonder why HE is taking orders from YOU.

I wish for control over peanuts.
by Calsans
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883419

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: He wrote it on your chest. With a scalpel.
by Calsans
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching V2 [Now with.....A revival?!]
Replies: 1495
Views: 78968

Re: Not when I'M watching V2 [Now with miscellaneous deaths!]

Current # of points:6
Highest score:6
Total # of points:6
# of replacement heads ordered/bullet holes/LP'dnesses:0
by Calsans
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0528: "Windows 7"
Replies: 222
Views: 56714

Re: "Windows 7" discussion

Vista is supposed to be bad? It's better than XP .. . I don't know. Simply put, no. No it is not better than XP. I fear for your sanity. I shall have to agree with this. Vista LOOKS pretty, but is nowhere NEAR as functional or accessible as XP, at least, in my opinion. I also agree with the comic s...
by Calsans
Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0530: "I'm An Idiot"
Replies: 123
Views: 33922

Re: "I'm An Idiot" Discussion

I love this comic... Sadly, i've done things like this before. -ringing doorbell -knocking -calling someone inside -knocking WHILE ringing the doorbell AND calling someone inside ...Turns out the door was unlocked the whole time, and nobody else was inside my house at the moment, so phoning someone ...
by Calsans
Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Post in this thread and get banned
Replies: 133
Views: 31046

Re: Post in this thread and get banned

shh... maybe this text won't be noticed...


I have been looking at the thread a while and never had the guts to post... UNTIL NOW!!!

Plz be temp ban plz be temp ban...
by Calsans
Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Video Game Euphemisms!
Replies: 15
Views: 3099

Re: Video Game Euphemisms!

Professor Oak: I came when I heard you had beaten the Elite Four.

-Pokemon
by Calsans
Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23700
Views: 1853154

Re: Guess the next poster (thanks a lot, Rodan...[/sarcasm])

If Tillian was your guess, then wrong.

Is the next poster rnew?
by Calsans
Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching V2 [Now with.....A revival?!]
Replies: 1495
Views: 78968

Re: Not when I'M watching V2 [Now with fresh prey!]

Current # of points:5
Highest score:5
Total # of points:5
# of replacement heads ordered/bullet holes/LP'dnesses:0
by Calsans
Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Video Game Euphemisms!
Replies: 15
Views: 3099

Video Game Euphemisms!

I got this idea while looking at the "worst things to say during sex" thread.... Then i realized, many things said in video games can be misconstrued as sexual. For example.... Weedle used Tail Whip! -Pokemon(any game with Weedle in it) See? For each post, the PREFERRED(not required) forma...
by Calsans
Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching V2 [Now with.....A revival?!]
Replies: 1495
Views: 78968

Re: Not when I'M watching V2 [You know when you've been LP'd]

Points:5
Highest score:5
Total score:5
LP's:0
by Calsans
Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3926
Views: 389140

Re: Rate the avatar above you

Is it just me, or does that bear look like Phoenix Wright?

8.5/10
by Calsans
Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Descripture
Replies: 17
Views: 6676

Re: Picture Descripture

Image

found a lot of kittens in one picture...
I would like a picture of Thor arm wrestling Hephaestus(god of the forge)

Hammertime!
by Calsans
Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23700
Views: 1853154

Re: Guess the next poster (thanks a lot, Rodan...[/sarcasm])

I'm actually going to make a guess here...
Could the next poster be....
rnew?
by Calsans
Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 95126
Views: 7506089

Re: Count to a million

2946
by Calsans
Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching V2 [Now with.....A revival?!]
Replies: 1495
Views: 78968

Re: Not when I'M watching V2 [You know when you've been LP'd]

Current # of points: 4
Total # of points: 4
Highest score: 4
# of replacement nukular devices: 0
by Calsans
Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1026055

Re: Vending machine!

you get back a human hand. It's very moist!


I put in The Beatles (music group, not the insect.)
by Calsans
Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching V2 [Now with.....A revival?!]
Replies: 1495
Views: 78968

Re: Not when I'M watching V2 [You know when you've been LP'd]

Tres tois and three!
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23700
Views: 1853154

Re: Guess the next poster (thanks a lot, Rodan...[/sarcasm])

Wrong-o.

ACU-LP again?
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 93964

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

That was funny. How about: *phone rings* - "Hold on honey, I'll just get that." *picks up phone* - "Hello? Oh hey dad, listen I'm a bit busy right now, can I call you back? ... Yeah, yeah we are having sex.... nah not that great no, I've had better... actually yeah, they are a bit dr...
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1290
Views: 112190

Re: Five letters

Eating Apples? Start To Run!


L E P O D
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1196240

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for trying to ban someone when you arent a mod
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 95126
Views: 7506089

Re: Count to a million

2280 woot multiple of 10!
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23700
Views: 1853154

Re: Guess the next poster (thanks a lot, Rodan...[/sarcasm])

Nope.

Kanavazak?
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 95126
Views: 7506089

Re: Count to a million

2268
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Malapropism!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 1749

Malapropism!!!

Here is an idea i had and thought i had to post it here: Malapropism: Using long words to try to sound smart, but they actually mean the wrong thing This is one of my favorite literary devices used by Shakespeare in Much Ado About Nothing. The point of this should be: -Read the post above you -Find ...
by Calsans
Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 95126
Views: 7506089

Re: Count to a million

2263
by Calsans
Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Surprise Game - Day 3
Replies: 621
Views: 50484

Re: Surprise Game - Day 2: Unproductive day 4

Oh my god, i completely forgot about this game... Well, guess the game is over for me! Heh, well, i guess i'm not cut out for Mafia if i forget about it. Might as well vote randomly then: Vote: The Spherical Cow O ya, if i'm dying, might as well mention: I'M NOT MAFIA. Just thought I'd get that out ...
by Calsans
Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching [NOW IN ENDGAME, Plays until 31st Dec]
Replies: 6803
Views: 331585

Re: Not when I'M watching [NOW IN ENDGAME, Plays until 31st Dec]

Two! I haz teh WIN! Nobody can beat the power of TWO!!!!
by Calsans
Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 93964

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Trauma Center reference:
"
_____________________________
OPERATION FAILED
_____________________________
"

Also,

-Aww! It appeared to be caught!

-Shoot! It was Soooooo close too!

-Mind if i write you a check?

-ANY video game reference, for that matter
by Calsans
Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 216327

Re: You Laugh, You lose

How about that. He fell in.

I looked through this and havent laughed or even smiled yet, so here's one that i found somewhere else on the forums:
Spoiler:
Image
by Calsans
Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10000 days of christmas
Replies: 14566
Views: 639449

Re: 10000 days of christmas

1877 Raptor eggs (Omelet, anyone? Nobody? Where are you all going? What's behind me? AAAUUUGH!)
by Calsans
Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479607

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but having lived in NYC his whole life, he was bombarded by Sex, Drugs, and Rock N Roll, and never thought up XKCD, therefore these forums don't even exist and you never found this post.

I wish i had a monocle.
by Calsans
Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 195970

Re: The Arrow game

^Didn't have a period, comma, OR semicolon in their post.

<Plays 4 different MMO's.

v Probably doesn't play as many MMO's.

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