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by josephoenix
Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0541: "TED Talk"
Replies: 221
Views: 48298

Re: "TED Talk" Discussion

I don't have that problem, because, for some reason, I use brackets instead of parenthesis. So it'd be
tra la la [witty comment :-) ] more la la la
by josephoenix
Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0514: "Simultaneous"
Replies: 144
Views: 27369

Re: "Simultaneous" Discussion

I didn't understand the relativity joke until I saw the alt text. First i was like "why does it matter that a twin is more mature? what is she talking about? what....ooooooooooh, snap."
by josephoenix
Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2554452

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

confession: after years of trying to stop being in denial, i'm still scared that posting my real confessions will concretely make everything true, so i don't post them, with one last hope that they're in my head.

this means, for years, i've accomplished nothing.
by josephoenix
Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0511: "Sleet"
Replies: 83
Views: 18375

Re: "Sleet" Discussion

Bah... I don't understand how you can say it's a bad weather. Personnally, I enjoy the endless sunny days, the 28 degree-afternoon, the slightly brisk night at 22 degrees. Off course, the fact that "Dubai" is written on my residence adress might have something to do with it.. Hum... let m...
by josephoenix
Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 413440

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

This is mine. It's one of the prettiest things i have ever seen. Its got my two favorite colors, and flying things. What more could i ask for?

Spoiler:
Image
by josephoenix
Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 413440

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

Lolsaur wrote:Thought I'd get around to posting my desktop for once - I keep stopping be and seeing all these desktops.

Spoiler:
dp.jpg



That's my favorite stip from A Softer World- ever.
by josephoenix
Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2718202

Re: Postify your facerity

Guff wrote:Image

I don't actually smoke.


Even though this it greyscale, your eyes are beautiful.
by josephoenix
Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas is...
Replies: 40
Views: 2936

Re: Christmas is...

I don't give a damn about the commercial aspect of Christmas. I have enough self-assurance in my intentions to completely ignore anything else. So what if most of the toys come out around this year and retail business skyrockets? I love giving presents to people, and this is the only time of year wh...
by josephoenix
Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 338391

Re: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions

When someone says "your stupid" or something like that. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! YOU'RE!!! Every time I see someone use that, it makes me die a little inside. I hate when people think, because i'm gay, i'm a heathen. also, when people find out i'm a Christian, they think i'm a bigot. Heathen&...
by josephoenix
Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 41235

Re: Word evolution

stove
by josephoenix
Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2718202

Re: Postify your facerity

ACU-LP wrote:Oh, dont you dare start that here. Please, no!
I will post my fehs once I figure out how to use my toshiba camera thing.



Camera thing? What else does it do, peel potatoes? That would be amazing.
by josephoenix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3160079

Re: Rant Thread

i hate how everyone you love effs-up and then gets defensive when you're upset with them for talking about your mom. I also hate it when those people try and trivialize what they did so they don't look so bad. I also hate it when they, after trivializing things doesn't work, try and blame it on you,...
by josephoenix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 41235

Re: Word evolution

peers
by josephoenix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 41235

Word evolution

I had this on another forum, but it died because we hit "bayou" and couldn't think of anything. Here's how it goes: You start off with a word [i'll supply it], and then you have to transform it. You can do so by 4 methods: 1)rearranging the letters. ex: desserts=stressed 2)adding a letter ...
by josephoenix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 950995

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

banana screwdriver.
by josephoenix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25833
Views: 2169529

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but you now keep it all in a glass box on a pedestal, ergo you're bald.

i wish i had 11 million monies.
by josephoenix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1060058

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for bing ironic, in the true definition.
by josephoenix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0509: "Induced Current"
Replies: 86
Views: 15275

Re: "Induced Current" Discussion

Can people please stop using the words "might" and "possibly" with regard to the LHC creating black holes that destroy the Earth? I know that English is not the first language of everyone on this forum, especially the Americans, but anyone with sufficient English language skills...
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What **should** you be doing right now?
Replies: 1272
Views: 100011

Re: What **should** you be doing right now?

Hooray NaNoWriMo! [i'm not doing it, my sister is.]

I should be getting ready to go to work... Blech.
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 87168

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Don't know if this has been posted, i don't feel like going through all 9 pages, but this is for all you QC fans.

THE worst thing to shout during sex:
"Happy birthday, grandma!" [especially if everything about that statement is true]
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2718202

Re: Postify your facerity

Hey, guys! I'm new, but oh well. This is me a few years back, baybe 2. It's one of my favorite haircuts ever.
Spoiler:
Image
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:35 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Think Before Naming Your Child
Replies: 1622
Views: 327459

Re: Think Before Naming Your Child

I knew a girl named Wynter Green, Dumass, and As'Shole. No lie, i'll break in to the school and steal their records to prove it to you. Except not really. Also, a friend of mine just finished med school. Her last rotation was in the maternity ward. There was a crack-something [dealer, hoe, whatever]...
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:25 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What is your favourite book?
Replies: 808
Views: 292622

Re: What is your favourite book?

My favorite book is The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
Second would probably be Fight Club
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Some Favorite Quotes (merged: Post-a-quote)
Replies: 467
Views: 50339

Re: Your Own Personal Quotes

I think the most favorite thing i've said is in my signature. Its the opening line of a poem i wrote.
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1060058

Re: Ban the person above you

banned because you know where we are [the internet].
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Book Challenge
Replies: 261
Views: 19790

Re: The Book Challenge

"I'll find death with my sword arm!"

yay, that was a awesome as i could have hoped for in random sentence picking. 3 cheers for virgil.
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2191698

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Felltir wrote:
You. I approve of you heartily.

Aww, well thank you! Now i feel less awkward being on the forum. I approve of you for being so nice and welcoming! And because i'm psychic, and can already tell you're made of amazing.

benfrenchman wrote:WE ARE X!

kanjite miro! [at least i believe that's the next line...]
by josephoenix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 178757

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

I knew a guy at school (Iain Something Something) who had a con cave chest. Like, a hole in the centre, right where the breastbone is. One could fit one's fist into it, should one be inclined to do so. Anyway, this is guy is clearly your friend's arch-nemesis. We should get them to fight. In an und...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 178757

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

I had a friend who could sort of pop his shoulder blades out of place, to make it seem like he had wings under his shirt. And i do not, in any way, exaggerate when i say the stuck out far enough to look like wings. He was already on the creepy side, extremely tall and antisocial, heavy brow. He look...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:20 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Cute/Romantic Lyrics (no genre discrimination!)
Replies: 24
Views: 3648

Re: Cute/Romantic Lyrics (no genre discrimination!)

Onpu No Tegami [の手紙], By Miyavi is romantic. Sad, but romantic.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:13 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Top 10 Artists
Replies: 246
Views: 149330

Re: Top 10 Artists

I've heard Sigur Ros and Mogwai from several people. Which, anywhere other than this forum, would normally surprise me. My bands: Coheed and Cambria [definitely number one, then all others are just random.] Against Me! Circa Survive Dir En Grey AFI ムック [MUCC] The Killers Blaqk Audio Tiger Army [yes,...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Marching Band.
Replies: 16
Views: 1963

Re: Marching Band.

I'm currently in my high school's marching band, and we're currently seeded 4th in our group (should be 3rd, but w/e). I play in the front ensemble, primarily as a marimbist. Woo hoo for my fellow marimbist! I played it my four years in high school. Loved it. I also played the flute [started in 7th...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8173964

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

SecondTalon wrote:It's lupus.

Spoiler:
Image

OR
Spoiler:
Image

depending on your opinion.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:51 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 369100

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

In a probability lecture, we were doing some integral to find a generating function of some sort. "so as you can see this integral is quite difficult [blah blah blah] so if I rearrange the exponents [blah blah blah] then we find that [blah blah blah] so now can we do this integral?... ... ... ...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: DEAR JACQUE
Replies: 710
Views: 75997

Re: DEAR JACQUE

JAQUE [who ever you are] WHERE THE GODDAMNED MAKEUP [in whatever fashion these people are yelling about.

who is jaque, and what kind of makeup does he need to wear?
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0508: "Drapes"
Replies: 196
Views: 59131

Re: "Drapes" Discussion

gormster wrote:MULTIPASS



If you're quoting the 5th element, you are my hero.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2191698

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Hi! I've read xkcd for over a year, but never joined the threads. The comics make my soul feel invincible. I'm 18, awesome, and female. I enjoy music, gorillas, hot air balloons, kite flying, art, dragonflies, pizza, calculus and The Soul. i also enjoy meditation and liberals. I'm spiritual, Chirsti...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2718202

Re: Postify your facerity

I've done this before, but hey, I think the picture's quite funny. This is what (my friend Drea and) I'd look like with a mustache. http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v300/84/47/706450219/n706450219_3842045_2657.jpg One of the most wonderful pictures i have ever seen. The world needs more ...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 121675

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^believes in real americans, must be upper class white male.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1060058

Re: Ban the person above you

banned because i said so.

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