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by Millumi
Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:58 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Why is dog fighting morally wrong?
Replies: 60
Views: 3492

Re: Why is dog fighting morally wrong?

jewish_scientist wrote:I actually wrote a featured article about that for my journalism course last semester. I think that I still have a draft of it, if you would like me to send it to you.

Nah. Thanks anyway.
by Millumi
Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Why is dog fighting morally wrong?
Replies: 60
Views: 3492

Re: Why is dog fighting morally wrong?

It's wrong to dogfight because PETA doesn't like it.
PETA doesn't like it because they want those dogs euthanized.
by Millumi
Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:50 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Breaking Up the United States
Replies: 66
Views: 3474

Re: Breaking Up the United States

http://redpanels.com/comics/calexit-comic.png Anywho, I think it best to let states hold more power in general in comparison to the federal government when it comes to issues of morality in general. If you don't like how one state does things, you can a) try to convince that state why they are wron...
by Millumi
Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, a guy from the streets walks into your house with a used heroine needle full of espresso and injects it into your bloodstream.

I wish for super karmic protection, so anyone who wrongs me gets it back 1,000 fold.
by Millumi
Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:10 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0103: "Vanishing Water"
Replies: 86
Views: 14071

Re: What-If 0103: "Vanishing Water"

If someone got a genie, do you think they would ask one of these 'what if' questions before making the wish?
XD

I got a feeling that there is assumption that the asker has a genie in these due to the last comment in this what-if scenario. "Unless Joanna ruins everything."
by Millumi
Fri Jan 10, 2014 6:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1315: "Questions for God"
Replies: 120
Views: 15320

Re: 1315: "Questions for God"

"Why quantum mechanics, and why turbulence?"
He wanted to challenge sentient life to make them exercise their intellect and grow smarter until eventually reaching a point where they can be intelligent company.
by Millumi
Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:40 am UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0033: "Ships"
Replies: 43
Views: 10371

Re: What-If 0033: Ships

How much would the sea level fall if you counted sunken ships too?
by Millumi
Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1160: "Drop Those Pounds"
Replies: 67
Views: 10126

Re: 1160: "Drop Those Pounds"

Well, at least the flyer wasn't for the amputation club.
by Millumi
Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1123: "The Universal Label"
Replies: 114
Views: 16668

Re: 1123: "The Universal Label"

Perfect!
*sticks the label on antimatter*
by Millumi
Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1069: "Alphabet"
Replies: 166
Views: 29062

Re: 1069: "Alphabet"

I've always thought the person who made the QWERTY style keyboard must've used that alphabet pickup line...
by Millumi
Thu May 17, 2012 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Genie RPG
Replies: 117
Views: 15100

Re: Genie RPG

Adam H wrote:I'm a woman genie now. I take shit from no one.

Joe Smith: DAMMIT! I wish you were a man again.
by Millumi
Tue May 15, 2012 8:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Genie RPG
Replies: 117
Views: 15100

Re: Genie RPG

[username] wrote:No.

As a side note, are we allowed more than one personality in one post? Are we allowed more than one personality in the thread?

In one post, no, in the thread, yeah

Joe Smith: No? Why not?
by Millumi
Tue May 15, 2012 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Genie RPG
Replies: 117
Views: 15100

Re: Genie RPG

Joe Smith: Hmm... Maybe I should cure cancer... NAH! I wish that all women would do whatever I told them to.
by Millumi
Mon May 14, 2012 2:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Genie RPG
Replies: 117
Views: 15100

Genie RPG

This game is kind of like corrupt/misquote a wish in RPG form. So, in this game you can choose to post 3 ways If you put italic text on, you can be the narrator, and move the story in whatever direction you want. For example, you can make a person lose the lamp in between wishes, and have it go to s...
by Millumi
Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, your room now doesn't have windows and you get all the sunlight you need from a huge hole in your ceiling. I wish to be the first person to invent a teleportation device, so I can trademark it, use it to escape anyone who tries to attack/kill me for it, and then use it to make the ultimate ...
by Millumi
Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, all the pigs in the world turn into pure bacon, but after a while the meat goes bad, and the world runs out of bacon, with no way to breed more pigs. The world is left forever without bacon.

I wish all my current and future homework for college was done.
by Millumi
Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, your head explodes because it is filled with too many ideas due to the concept of a 'good wish' being subjective.

I wish scientists would come up with a cure for procrastination in lazy people.
by Millumi
Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Unfortunately, we all know that most positions of power are held by stupid people. As a result, the world is plunged into nuclear war as the stupid people try to find out who did that. I wish that all positions of power were held by smart, competent people, who are not in any way evil, and...
by Millumi
Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you drink your non-poisoned coffee and throw it up, finding that there was a centipede in it.

I wish my wish was a paradox.
by Millumi
Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0989: "Cryogenics"
Replies: 81
Views: 14217

Re: 0989: "Cryogenics"

It all makes sense now!
This is the real reason for the world of Idiocracy.
All the engineers got caught in an infinite loop.
XD
by Millumi
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, a bank robber tripped in front of someone and dropped a bag with a million dollars in it, and your FBLA chapter picked it up(raised it) to give it back.

I wish the next poster would make this wish to make the next poster make this wish.
by Millumi
Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0919: "Tween Bromance"
Replies: 147
Views: 41017

Re: 0919: "Tween Bromance"

This is the third comic in a row with a man, a woman, and someone sitting at a computer... maybe it's a short story in which the girl found google+ while looking at autobiographies, and the guy found people who talk like that on google+.
XD
by Millumi
Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0913: "Core"
Replies: 95
Views: 13636

Re: 0913: "Core"

Same thing for astrologists, except they point up. Surely you mean astronomers, astrophysicists, and cosmologists? Yeah, astrologists really have nowhere to point... Yeah, mixed them up :oops: , though astrologers do study the sky, just in a way that involves connect the dots... and making up crazy...
by Millumi
Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0913: "Core"
Replies: 95
Views: 13636

Re: 0913: "Core"

Same thing for astrologists, except they point up.
by Millumi
Wed May 25, 2011 10:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0903: "Extended Mind"
Replies: 657
Views: 123024

Re: 0903: "Extended Mind"

Now if people find loops they might edit the first sentence to lead to a branch of articles that lead to philosophy. Thereby making the alt text a self-fulfilling prophecy. Or, people could do the exact opposite, and make a shitload of loops to be assholes to the people who try this out. ...I wonder...
by Millumi
Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, reincarnation turns out to be true and when you die you are born blind in your next life.

I wish to invent an error-free device that makes people able to communicate telepathically.
by Millumi
Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Now nothing ever hurts you, you don't feel physical or emotional pain, but this makes you emotionless and cold which causes people to not like you.

I wish the real world was like minecraft.
by Millumi
Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0888: "Heaven"
Replies: 131
Views: 25957

Re: 0888: Heaven

Hell is better, because you have the high score.
by Millumi
Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 33749

Re: 0880: "Headache"

Did this guy throw out his computer and get a laptop?
http://xkcd.com/349/
http://xkcd.com/880/
by Millumi
Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 33749

Re: 0880: "Headache"

http://3d.xkcd.com/879/
IT'S LIKE IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!
wait... eww!!!!!!!
by Millumi
Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 33749

Re: 0880: "Headache"

Image
m.xkcd.com has no 3d effects if you don't like it.
by Millumi
Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, after you do, it is discovered that the fabric made from the snuggie gives people the flesh eating disease, and you are sued for 7 billion dollars.

I wish I had the power to make people mute.
by Millumi
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but once you start controlling them, they are no longer random, thus you lose control of them.

I wish I had a bunch of spawning points where I could come back to life if I died in real life.
by Millumi
Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you fall into a coma for 30 years, when you wake up and find that all your loved ones have died.

I wish the next poster would corrupt their own wish, and it would benefit me somehow.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0845: "Modern History"
Replies: 79
Views: 11220

Re: 0845: "Modern History"

People start to get confused 20+ years later when reenactors have to reenact the real-time war reenactors following soldiers.
by Millumi
Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but they make a lot of changes(such as character voices, content, etc.) that make the show suck and ruin it for you.

I wish I had a genie that would grant me as many wishes as I want without corrupting them.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, unfortunately, the next day, someone sets your house on fire, and due to your wish, you aren't woken up by the fire alarms and die.

I wish for the power to see 10 seconds into the future and change it if I don't like it.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you never had to leave, the black hole will just destroy everything.

I wish magic was real and could be controlled by me.
by Millumi
Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, Nancy Grace starts a new show which is 10 times worse, which they show on every channel, during any time you watch tv.

I wish I could control fate.
by Millumi
Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25257
Views: 1378502

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

TheChewanater wrote:Granted. Too bad the car accident tomorrow will have you spending the rest of your life in a hospital, unable to eat normal food.

I wish I would stop playing this game.

Granted, now you can't corrupt my wish.
I wish you could never eat your favorite foods ever again.

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