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by femtometer
Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2719350

Re: Postify your facerity

My friends' baby and me:
Spoiler:
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I didn't get to do pumpkins this year, but I did get to pass out candy. Picked up the costume on clearance after last year's Halloween. Best $4 I've ever spent, I'd have to say.
by femtometer
Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Wait, you mean they didn't?
by femtometer
Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Political ad drinking game 2010 was a smashing success!
by femtometer
Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 850251

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

Thesh wrote:
femtometer wrote:Oh I'm pretty sure I've heard every comment possible by now.


So do you like being tied up, hung from the ceiling, flogged, and caned?
Well, not in response to the tongue at least.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 850251

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

Oh I'm pretty sure I've heard every comment possible by now.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 850251

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

I couldn't find any pictures of his tongue fully extended :(

My own is roughly two centimeters short of the world record.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1547040

Re: Today I Learned

TIL: the master code for all of the digital locks in my barracks :twisted: chance I'll actually do anything with the knowledge: 2% If I knew the master code for my dorm building, I'd use it to access the janitor's closet on the first floor, where all the good cleaning shit is kept. We only have ele...
by femtometer
Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1547040

Re: Today I Learned

TIL: the master code for all of the digital locks in my barracks :twisted:

chance I'll actually do anything with the knowledge: 2%
by femtometer
Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3161530

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

Read on another forum a girl saying that we could totally cure cancer if we could just get rid of telomerase.

My head asploded.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

I think that tomorrow I should stomp into sick call, flip over a desk, and demand that they give me a cardiac stress test.

Or walk in and firmly request, with minimal desk flippage.
by femtometer
Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

The other day I got carded for an R-rated movie.

I'm 24.
by femtometer
Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: You are the last person left on earth. What do you do?
Replies: 256
Views: 43530

Re: You are the last person left on earth. What do you do?

And the best thing, the very best thing of all, is there's time now... there's all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time. There's time enough at last. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41X9EMDW32L._SX320_SY240_.jpg Good thing I have a few back-up pairs of glasses.
by femtometer
Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3161530

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

Quite annoyed, because somehow after a night of drinking and being on prescription blood thinners, something I did gave me massive bruising on the insides of both of my knees. Which is understandable, considering the circumstances, but jeeeze I have a physical tomorrow and I don't want some doctor t...
by femtometer
Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 122827

Re: Omegle!

Stranger: Hi.
You: hey there
You: what's your favorite vegetable?
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: Tomato.
You: tomatoes are fruit :/
Stranger: Oh... Then I cabbage/
You: you cabbage?
Stranger: I like cabbage.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3161530

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

bentheimmigrant wrote:Cargo sweats, then.
I found these ones for only $124!
by femtometer
Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3161530

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

Oregonaut wrote:
femtometer wrote:Chimpanzees are not monkeys.

Oregonauts are not gorillas.


I swear that's what I read.
Well, I could say that too, if you'd like. So long as it's true, that is.
by femtometer
Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3161530

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

Chimpanzees are not monkeys.

Orangutans are not gorillas.
by femtometer
Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

by femtometer
Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27387
Views: 3146168

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.

SO HOT. Love it :mrgreen: Is the under-blouse from the same place or was it a really fortunate match on the fabric? Also, where is it from please? I'm always on the lookout for nice corsetry :) Totally fortunate coincidence! It was another reason why I picked that design, cause I had a hunch it wou...
by femtometer
Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27387
Views: 3146168

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.

Thanks guys {: Aah, yeah my hair's becoming a bit of a monster, we have a love/hate relationship. It was a treat for myself for various things, plus I saw it on sale here and pretty much had to.
Front:
Spoiler:
Image
by femtometer
Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27387
Views: 3146168

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.

I got my corset in the mail, that was insanely fast shipping! It's pretty hard to lace up by myself, but I managed to get it quite tight.
Spoiler:
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by femtometer
Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Halloween!
Replies: 288
Views: 24346

Re: Halloween!

I'd go with silver, I'd imagine it would have a bit more staying power than a white lipstick. If you could find a pearly white lipstick rather than a white matte lipstick though, you may want to try that out.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27387
Views: 3146168

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.

I gotta admit, one of my favorite experiments with makeup was with a bright jewel-toned green eyeshadow when I went to a Muse concert. It went wonderfully with the shirt I wore. I really don't know enough about makeup to do anything but just *put it on*, so I didn't venture into highlighting or othe...
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Whelan wrote:Femtometer, your avatar featured in a biology presentation today. It surprised me mightily.

woah, I guess I didn't get credit though? I took this with my phone in a lab I work at. I also have a penis neutrophil picture hanging out somewhere...
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

I'm totally awful at learning foreign languages in a classroom setting. Four years of Spanish and I pretty much know nothing. I'd love to immerse myself in a language to see if I fair any better.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Oregonaut wrote:If you are in that much pain simply waking up, I think you need to get that shit checked out.
Not just from waking up, from waking up ten hours after taking my last dose of pain medication for my wisdom teeth extraction. Thank goodness for quarters.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

I just woke up. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3161530

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

meatyochre wrote:The hosing-down policy must be new. They didn't do that 15 years ago.
That was actually in 1996, though it might have been just a policy at the bookstore where he worked.
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27387
Views: 3146168

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.

I think that it would still be advisable to wash off at the end of the night. It's very lightweight however, I think it wouldn't be nearly as big of a deal if you occasionally forgot to wash it off as opposed to not washing off a heavier foundation. I know I've left tinted moisturizer on overnight a...
by femtometer
Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28547
Views: 3161530

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

That sounds similar to what they had my Dad do when he worked at a bookstore. As I understand it, the publisher gives word that they don't want a certain book sold anymore. The bookstore has its employees strip the front cover off the book, hose down the rest in a dumpster out back, and they'd send ...
by femtometer
Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

I really like Washington state, from what I've experienced in the past almost-year. I definitely wouldn't mind living up here one day down the line. The only bit of Oregon I've experienced was a weekend in Portland to visit college roommates. I'm generally not a big city person, but I enjoyed it non...
by femtometer
Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 850251

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

TaintedDeity wrote:Are they yours or somebody else's? :wink:
Make earrings! Make rings! Make a necklace! Keep them in a jar! Carve them into tiny chairs for fairies!

Ideally, I'd like to find a tiny jar with a cork to keep them in. I'll have to get some peroxide to clean them off with first.
by femtometer
Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2719350

Re: Postify your facerity

Dobblesworth, those roller blades look giant on you!

Post tooth extraction facerity (still quite under the effects of sedation):
Image

TEEF:
Spoiler:
Image
by femtometer
Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 850251

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

Pretty awesome: So today I went in for a full four-count wisdom tooth extraction with IV sedation. Didn't remember a thing and I'm not nauseated at all. Totally awesome: Before they put me under, I asked if I'd be able to keep the top two, since I knew they'd have to break apart the bottom two to ge...
by femtometer
Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Oh, I'm just very small. All of my GI stuff is extra small / extra short, for example. Cept my pants, because my mom gave me her hips. Thanks, Ma. I've never been one for flaunting skin, really.
by femtometer
Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Does it come in very large? I dislike tight fitting clothes. (More of a recommendation, than a repudiation. I like merch.) I'd assume so, large and extra large seem to be part of the standard t-shirt size selection spectrum. Small is still baggy on me though, so I'm always hoping for XS. I'm always...
by femtometer
Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Every year you get an exclusive member's t-shirt, too.
by femtometer
Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

All's I know is that Brain was the dog on Inspector Gadget.
by femtometer
Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90053
Views: 8178095

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

nbonaparte wrote:that after 2 years? That's not a lot of growth.
Yep, I've only been in for one trim which was almost a year ago. My hair's always been really stingy.
by femtometer
Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:10 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Crossfit thread (AKA, Oh balls, i'm sore!)
Replies: 41
Views: 7209

Re: Crossfit thread (AKA, Oh balls, i'm sore!)

I have very little experience with crossfit myself, I just ran across this article and figured I'd link to it here. I've known a few people who've gotten into crossfit but only heard of one person (friend of a friend type situation) who had an issue with mild rhabdomyolysis. Just a for-your-informat...

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