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by eaglef2
Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104222
Views: 26982299

Re: 1190: "Time"

I feel like something will happen at sunrise.
by eaglef2
Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0973: "MTV Generation"
Replies: 101
Views: 17413

Re: 0973: "MTV Generation"

I feel like this is BHG's alternate persona...
by eaglef2
Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, your phone now has voice chat and conferencing capabilities...like it already did

I wish for the universe to be destroyed.
by eaglef2
Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10606
Views: 619315

Re: Vending machine!

You get an alien eating your face.

I put in {subject home town here}.
by eaglef2
Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, too bad Chuck Norris kills you

I wish for the moon to explode
by eaglef2
Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the signature above you
Replies: 877
Views: 87075

Re: Rate the signature above you

3/10
by eaglef2
Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Since I was turned into GLaDOS with the last wish [edit: I made], I kill you instead.

I wish for a neat gun for the people who're still alive.
by eaglef2
Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You were, now you're not.

I wish I was GLaDOS
by eaglef2
Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the signature above you
Replies: 877
Views: 87075

Re: Rate the signature above you

0/10
by eaglef2
Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, it reigns over cats an dogs for 15 minutes everywhere

I wish for literally to literally mean laterally
by eaglef2
Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10606
Views: 619315

Re: Vending machine!

you get a note that reads

I put in a wishing star
by eaglef2
Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, I'll have a great day. Too bad you'll get hit by a car.

I wish for the world to crumble.
by eaglef2
Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish for Lady Freya to die in a fire
by eaglef2
Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3864
Views: 249059

Re: Rate the avatar above you

3/10
by eaglef2
Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but you can't recall any of it during the test

I wish for a blank piece of graphing paper on which I can do my math homework.
by eaglef2
Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count up in Base 110
Replies: 885
Views: 93660

Re: Count up in Base 110

v
by eaglef2
Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

no

I wish for no government!
by eaglef2
Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, your shoes now run cleat OS

I wish for a Freudian slip
by eaglef2
Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you're now married to a serial killer, guess who his next target is?

I wish for xkcd to update daily
by eaglef2
Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but you "accidentally" dropped it into molten lead

I wish for a vat of molten lead
by eaglef2
Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you now have a useless skill

I wish for these idiots in my room to leave
by eaglef2
Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You're trying to predict the behavior of...
Replies: 23
Views: 2524

Re: You're trying to predict the behavior of...

NonSequitur wrote:You're trying to predict the behavior of conspiracy theories?


You're trying to predict the behavior of conspiracy theories? Just model it as a theory and add secondary terms for attention whores and idiots.
by eaglef2
Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but with that last reference, we have reached the "double rainbow" quota. Thanks...no more double rainbows, ever

I wish for my poptart storage unit to be filled with magic acid (HSFO3SbF5) so that whoever tries to steal a poptart is killed.
by eaglef2
Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unnecessary Censorship
Replies: 114
Views: 8168

Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Kromix wrote:oh my lolz, you [censored]ed the [censored]ing name for [censored]'s sakes!

I feel like this is just a baby of the misquote the LP
by eaglef2
Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unnecessary Censorship
Replies: 114
Views: 8168

Re: Unnecessary Censorship

JonR wrote:[censored]'[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]
:/
by eaglef2
Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

you get lint instead, I figured it'd taste the same :/

I wish for a poptart storage unit
by eaglef2
Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted

I wish for Men in Hats to return
by eaglef2
Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5398
Views: 319751

Re: Interviewing the fora

who wouldn't? the only question I have is what indicator should I use?

Do you have any interesting topics for me?
by eaglef2
Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted...but what are you doing with those insects in the first place that allows you to "write" them?

I wish for a vending machine
by eaglef2
Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

no

I wish for nothing
by eaglef2
Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0793: "Physicists"
Replies: 158
Views: 32687

Re: "Physicists" discussion (#793)

by the comic?
by eaglef2
Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10606
Views: 619315

Re: Vending machine!

you get a trademark

I put in candy
by eaglef2
Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, it's poisoned

I wish for my voice to come back
by eaglef2
Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0792: "Password Reuse"
Replies: 184
Views: 72652

Re: "Password Reuse" discussion (#792)

Randall needs to elaborate on BHG's suffering.
by eaglef2
Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 243205

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Platypodes wrote:
Mazuku wrote:I need a bullet-proof condominium.


Yeah, I've heard crime has gone up since the recession hit.
by eaglef2
Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10606
Views: 619315

Re: Vending machine!

you get a butt load of stupid

I put in the next poster
by eaglef2
Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish for world peace
by eaglef2
Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 301162

Re: Create a Card: MTG

The Game
0
Enchantment

When drawn, you think about the game and lose it.



Spoiler:
I lost the game
by eaglef2
Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 243205

Re: Misquote the person above you.

broken_escalator wrote:
pheonixduprese wrote:
KontourIV wrote:
jendral_hxr wrote:
pheonixduprese wrote:I am a grammar Nazi.

Nazis, w00t!


That's...fascist.


I used classified information to contact classified information so I could classified information...

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I said something that will be misquoted
by eaglef2
Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25367
Views: 1522442

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, kinda, safe to use means that it will never cut you, so I make it so that it can't cut anything, however it can cut everything. So I give you an unbendable spoon instead.

I wish for more people to be able to understand Calculus

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