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by a Person
Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:34 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 401160

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

Yeah, at the end of my GBI lecture there's always a summary slide basically. And this one time: Das sollten Sie mitnehmen: |> ... |> ... |> ... |> Bäume In other words, "What you should take with you: ... trees." Not intentionally funny, I think, but it mad me laugh anyways. :D
by a Person
Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is your name an anagram of?
Replies: 384
Views: 53845

Re: What is your name an anagram of?

Snigger moron size. (including middle name) (used an anagram solver) (cabbage stems)
by a Person
Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:39 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 220992

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

dumb student quote: my friend (after teacher said AU was Earth's average distance from the Sun): wouldn't the AU change throughout the year? The average distance wouldn't, obviously, but the Earth's distance does change throughout the year, with IIRC January 8th or 9th being the point where it's cl...
by a Person
Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:21 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Hilarious use for bad computer translations
Replies: 119
Views: 15955

Re: Hilarious use for bad computer translations

We have enough on our hands right now. We are available right in our hands long enough. We have sufficient length are available right in our hands. We turn right into our hands, we are of sufficient length are available. We will hand us our rights, we are available to be long enough. We have our ful...
by a Person
Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:12 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Betrayed by online grades
Replies: 38
Views: 3821

Re: Betrayed by online grades

sleeply wrote:The biggest problem with systems like these though, is that they can fail too easily, and because so many teachers, students, and parents depend on it, this would cause many problems.

I know what you mean!
We have no grades for this year anymore. :evil:
by a Person
Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Synesthesia: Do you have it?
Replies: 126
Views: 25972

Re: Synesthesia: Do you have it?

Not really all that much, but when I'm listening to music with my eyes closed, I do see different colours depending on what kind of instruments are playing.
by a Person
Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is in Your Clipboard?
Replies: 3688
Views: 626109

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/


...heh, I didn't know that. :)
by a Person
Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349570

Re: Misquote the person above you.

*jiggles my balls at you repeatedly* Wait, aren't you my sister? No, I am. I'm also the girl from last night. NAH. that was me, I was the girl with the wooden prosthetic leg. I wanna fuck William Shatner! Who, me? NO! I know so because I FUCKED William Shatner last night, and you are DEFINITELY not...
by a Person
Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:36 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Hilarious use for bad computer translations
Replies: 119
Views: 15955

Re: Hilarious use for bad computer translations

I just had to do this! :D The Random Internet Channel's 5-Day Translation Report: Tuesday: long phrases, with a high chance of becoming hilariously random and messed-up. ... Translation Randamuintanettochanneru 5-day report: Tuesday: As a gay, random, you may be addicted to the long phrases. ... Tra...
by a Person
Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Hilarious use for bad computer translations
Replies: 119
Views: 15955

Re: Hilarious use for bad computer translations

When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. --> Elbow and my arm wrong to destroy the age of 13, Jemuhitto He is my brother. Looking back to all that has occurred to me since that eventful day, I am scarcely able to believe in the reality of my adventures. --> ...
by a Person
Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Hilarious use for bad computer translations
Replies: 119
Views: 15955

Re: Hilarious use for bad computer translations

LOL! I copypasta'ed from the bottom of the previous one: Translation Party Start with an English phrase: let's go! Equilibrium found! This is a real translation party! into Japanese 均衡を発見!これは実際の翻訳者です! back into English Find a balance! This is a real translator! back into Japanese バランスを表示して下さい!これは実際の...
by a Person
Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What's the first xkcd comic you read?
Replies: 41
Views: 3107

Re: What's the first xkcd comic you read?

The one on strangemaps. (#503 -- terminology)
by a Person
Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 107451

Re: Childhood misconceptions

Some of the already posted ones (e.g. "Disnep" ) Didn't know anything about sex at all until about late 12, early 13. I guess my private school with ~100 kids PreK-8 and having no social life contributed. :/ Oh, and my science/social studies/FPS teacher told us about this one misconception...
by a Person
Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:11 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Panic about your exam!
Replies: 77
Views: 5500

Re: Panic about your exam!

Final Exams Wednesday, Thursday, Friday ... I didn't really study ... But that's all right ... I didn't first semester either ... Still got 100% on French 2 and Computer Programming 1 ...

... I think ... I'll stop ... overusing ... ell...ipses ... now.

:)
by a Person
Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:37 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Portmanteaux
Replies: 124
Views: 17986

Re: Portmanteaux

arbivark wrote:seen thursday:
disemvowel
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/27/bo ... derat.html

Is that where "TRRRST" came from?
by a Person
Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2380865

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

OK, I probably should have posted here a while ago, but anyway, here goes now... I live in the NW Chicago suburbs, but I was born, then lived for six years in, Germany. I'm not going to use my real name on here because it's T3H 3V0L 1NTERNETZ!!!1! 0H N03Z!!!eleventy-one!!, but my friends call me &qu...
by a Person
Sun May 31, 2009 2:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Calvinball 2.0
Replies: 121
Views: 14855

Re: Calvinball 2.0

The giraffocopter bursts into golden bubbles; you float up, and the Calvinball flies down. I catch the Calvinball and get g_64 + 2i antigravity points
by a Person
Sat May 30, 2009 4:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Furthest Travelled
Replies: 104
Views: 9361

Re: Furthest Travelled

From near Heidelberg, Germany:

North: Maine, I think
South: Florida. I'm going to Cozumel, Mexico this fall, though.
West: Denver, CO
East: Muenchen (To you Americans, Munich. :roll: )

Yes, I have moved. I currently live near Chicago.
by a Person
Fri May 22, 2009 8:44 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Think Before Naming Your Child
Replies: 1622
Views: 349536

Re: Think Before Naming Your Child

Someone in my school district is named Dan McMann... :)
by a Person
Fri May 22, 2009 10:58 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: Math
Replies: 2
Views: 769

Math

OK, I would like to get some practice with the LaTeX Math feature, and I don't think there's a specific thread for that. Is it possible that you could create another subforum for test posts (like [url]this; http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/forumdisplay.php?f=4[/url] EDIT: Ah, crud. That's ...
by a Person
Thu May 21, 2009 12:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 438760

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

OK, then... I have a dual boot laptop Windows/Linux, and a Linux desktop.

linux:
Spoiler:
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It's a picture of me!
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windows:
Spoiler:
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Evil flag badly drawn in MSPaint in 5 minutes for the win!
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Desktop:
Spoiler:
Desktop.png
Yay!
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by a Person
Wed May 20, 2009 1:20 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: The Devil's Phonetic Alphabet
Replies: 24
Views: 6600

Re: The Devil's Phonetic Alphabet

Ooh, let me try! A as in Medi a eval B as in Crum b C as in C nidarian D as in We d nesday E as in Si e v e F as in Cliff (One of them is silent, I don't pronounce it "Clifuhfuh" :wink: ) G as in Tau g ht H as in Yac h t I as in Bus i ness (Jumping on the bandwagon here :wink: ) J as in Fa...
by a Person
Sun May 17, 2009 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Youngest XKCD reader.
Replies: 28
Views: 3514

Re: Youngest XKCD reader.

I'm 13, started reading at 12...
by a Person
Sun May 17, 2009 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Time left after AP exams
Replies: 31
Views: 3066

Re: Time left after AP exams

Human Geography: We're just going to watch movies and stuff.
by a Person
Sun May 17, 2009 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pens (and now pencils, too)
Replies: 93
Views: 13830

Re: Pens (and now pencils, too)

I like my cheap black medium-tip Bic Atlantis pens; they work well, so I really don't see the point of buying a special pen for $800 or something.
by a Person
Sun May 17, 2009 2:56 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: POLL: Define 'J' (PB&J)
Replies: 55
Views: 5617

Re: POLL: Define 'J' (PB&J)

Honey. (I would say "Thande," but that's a different forum.)
by a Person
Sat May 16, 2009 11:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: We make xkcd slightly medieval.....
Replies: 71
Views: 6215

Re: We make xkcd slightly medieval.....

I'm trying to make one... how do you save the panels? :oops:
by a Person
Thu May 14, 2009 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1835476

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Obvious joke is obvious!
Spoiler:
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...
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by a Person
Mon May 11, 2009 1:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1835476

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

heh, first try. sorry about the black space... :(

Spoiler:
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Yeah, good luck I didn't fall off a cliff or something. That would not have been good.
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EDIT:

I'm sorry...
Spoiler:
brakes.png
You knew this was coming, didn't you?
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by a Person
Fri May 08, 2009 11:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0581: "The Race: Part 5"
Replies: 89
Views: 18963

Re: "The Race: Part 5" Discussion

includemaliciousintent wrote:Fox is totally going to be confused by this. "Wait...we didn't cancel anything this time?! Why are they complaining?!"

Because we do want them to cancel something: Fox "News" :lol:
by a Person
Thu May 07, 2009 1:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0574: "Swine Flu"
Replies: 166
Views: 39772

Re: "Swine Flu" Discussion

My little brothers' school has a confirmed case of swine flu... :(
by a Person
Thu May 07, 2009 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482436

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but because of the butterfly effect, none of us exist. Gee, thanks. :cry:

I wish that nuclear weapons had never been invented.
by a Person
Wed May 06, 2009 10:45 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Ascending Letters
Replies: 14
Views: 2816

Re: Ascending Letters

dalahäst wrote:Qat is awesome in Scrabble. Not as awesome as D-A-triple letter score Z-E.

Meh... I once put A-N-T-I-TripleLetterScore Q-U-E :twisted:
by a Person
Tue May 05, 2009 10:27 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Real that's what she said moment in school
Replies: 132
Views: 14926

Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

:mrgreen: We were going over a test today in Human Geography...

Teacher: "69... seven people missed."
Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!" :lol:
Class: <didn't get anything done for the last half of the period>
by a Person
Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)
Replies: 170
Views: 344228

Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

BigBoss wrote:
mickyj300x wrote:I choose to post here! MWUHAHAHAhahahahahaha.aa *cough*
by a Person
Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36943
Views: 2432259

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Muahahaha! I'm ruining this game by not pos... oh. :D
by a Person
Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:38 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Real that's what she said moment in school
Replies: 132
Views: 14926

Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

I heard this leaving study hall yesterday: 1: Are you coming? 2: No, it isn't long enough yet. I didn't hear any context, and I didn't even see who it was, and sadly, it was in the library, so I couldn't go bellowing "TWSS" Oh, and from about a month ago. Teacher:Just go ahead and rub it a...
by a Person
Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:14 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: "It's"
Replies: 66
Views: 5664

Re: "It's"

People! English is an illogical language. Deal with it.
by a Person
Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:07 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: One space or two?
Replies: 94
Views: 17160

Re: One space or two?

sje46 wrote:a person . . .from Assetbar?

What?
by a Person
Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:13 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Annoying words, and Words You Hate
Replies: 1991
Views: 488237

Re: Annoying words, and Words You Hate

Oodles. This word sounds so stupid to me! The one exception was when my friend said, "When I grow up, I'm gonna make oodles of money." It sounded rather funny, but still stupid, then because of the voice and context. Elsewhere, however, especially in writing, this word makes me want to bas...

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