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by jeffallen55
Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

The clock on my wall has a molpy pointing in a downard direction, so I suppose it's coma time. But something happened tonightthat I wanted to share since we do have a fair number of Le Mis fans here. I was watching the movie for the 2nd time with my parents ( who were firsttimers). I basically start...
by jeffallen55
Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Blindpost from NP1358 or thereabouts

Greetings all! I think I mentioned last wip that I'm without PC access until next Wipsday. Keeping up on mobile has proved exceedingly difficult, and I just haven't felt like checking in the last couple of days. My apologies. I'm still around, so BlitzGirl can put down the rope. I'm not going anywhe...
by jeffallen55
Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

For Exodies, thirds, azule, and all blitzers approaching the Voldeframe, I present you with my own creation: a white chocolate red velvet mint ice cream sandwich! http://i.imgur.com/3YW8VoR.jpg Taste: 8/10 Presentation: 4/10 (needs a chocolate drizzle {and a better camera}) Texture/Consistency: 6/10...
by jeffallen55
Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Exodies wrote:{P1258}
These comments are very distraughtning.
I've never felt so alone.


Oh dear. Better get working on my Red Velvet Mint Ice Cream Sandwiches. Also, the OTTification Muse isn't speaking to me today. Perhaps later.
by jeffallen55
Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

A skein of geese! I do love that the collective noun for geese changes depending on whether they're flying or walking. So, what's the collective noun for chirpies? {P1246} Don't be vulgar. Terribly sorry. I had expected it to censor automatically. I mustarded the ch*rp out of that one, didn'tI? I a...
by jeffallen55
Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Director, Time Foundation Data Analysis Department, and proud non-loony Wed Mar 27, 2013 - Wed Aug 7, 2013


RIP Kieryn's sanity. It happens to the best of us.
by jeffallen55
Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Because we're not actually an evil cult, punishments for heresy are somewhat relaxed. Relaxed? Relaxed??? Enough! Poke him with the soft cushions! ETA: Nobody expcts the Pope! Completely non-optional Papal decree: Be excellent to each other. Slightly more optional decree: OTTify a famous painting.
by jeffallen55
Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Sometimes I like to make custom Sudoku puzzles, using letters instead of numbers and laying them out as well as I can to spell stuff and hopefully make a decent puzzle as well. I did one monthly for a while that went into my company's internal magazine, and I've done a few for friends. Each one is ...
by jeffallen55
Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Happy goggle cake!

Spoiler:
Image


ETA: That's great, I get pope when I don't check back to see my message. This means my next decree counts double.
by jeffallen55
Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

UPDATED GRAPH! Beyond awefulsome, beyond wowterful, beyond seasish. I never manage to get here until after midnight UTC, and I don't finish my ketchup until people in the south of France are having their déjeuner sur l'herbe. And I have this strange aversion to posting responses to posts from the p...
by jeffallen55
Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

lmjb1964 wrote:Nice first OTTification, jeffallen55! I think it's the first gospel ottification we've had.


Second, as far as I can tell, after mscha's Wade in the Water. http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=101043&start=48160#p3417855
by jeffallen55
Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

My first OTTification. Molp' Up, Cuegan Based on "Go Down, Moses" Traditional, arr. Moses Hogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9KEzO0wStc Molp' up, Cuegan Way up in Beanish land. Tell ol' Hairdo Let my 40 go. When Cuegan was at Lucky's shack Let my 40 go. Recov'ring f...
by jeffallen55
Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Blindpost from NP1303

jeffallen55 wrote:I've got an OTTification in mind, but I need to figure out exactly how I want it to go. Should be up tomorrow.


Was busy yesterdip and never got around to it. Finishing it up now. Will be up within the hourHÞ

Þ Do we still have heresy? Better not risk it.
by jeffallen55
Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

I drank my ketchup over several hours today, and now it's coma time. I've got an OTTification in mind, but I need to figure out exactly how I want it to go. Should be up tomorrow. Also, Kieryn has given me a few great ideas for colorizing. More info as I decide what to do and how to do it. Molping o...
by jeffallen55
Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

For the papal decree, a very quick and dirty Paint version of 152:
Image

And now I shall molpy myself on down.
Spoiler:
Image
by jeffallen55
Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

charlie_grumbles wrote:Jeffrey, if you are lurking here, you are missed.


This confused the ch*rp out of me.
by jeffallen55
Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Pretty neatONG http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/638fe7d054f11f9622ca40a6b06e1304e9e525331bf872b2d16e3bd27de77ce2.png Applies to the river, the OTC, and the OTT. In other news, molpy down http://pinkbluelovescute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/GIF-Dog-is-so-tired-he-literally-falls-asleep.gif
by jeffallen55
Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not going anywhere. I likely won't post much, because I'd rather read what you all have to say. But I'm definitely excited to see where we take things next. All works of art end eventually. Even The Simpsons will one day have a final episode. That doesn't mean th...
by jeffallen55
Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Well, buouys and gulls, I'll see you all after my coma. I'll continue to Wait for it because GLR never told us what to wait for. Something may happen tomorrip. If not in Randallverse, then in some other aspect of my life, and I don't want to be caught unawares. Molpy (going) down! http://www.univerc...
by jeffallen55
Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

... ... ...I want to know what happened to Pricklymolp... :cry: http://icant.co.uk/talks/h5/pictures/h5devconf13/hedgehog-adventure.gif Don't worry, he was hiding in the bucket. The molpy alert was him walking out of frame. And I have it on good authority that he found a femolpy and they lived molp...
by jeffallen55
Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Blindpost from NP1268

Blindpost from NP1268:

How is it that when there's speculation about what's going to happen next, we go through a dozen pages in 16 hours, and then when The End has been announced, we go through 20 in 8? Slow down up there!
by jeffallen55
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Well ladies and gentlemopes, that was a fun ride. I just wish I'd gotten involved with the OTT earlier. I stopped by maybe 2 months ago, but I got scared off by all the words that didn't mean anything to me. My prediction for future ONGs is that there's 2 or 3 different ones that will just loop fore...
by jeffallen55
Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

charlie_grumbles wrote:@edo, it would be nice if you would remove the spoiler text from your signature. Most blitzers won't, in fact, want that new information from the present. Thanks.


Yep, that woulda been nice. Kinda spoiled my ketchup.
by jeffallen55
Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

I remember seeing some safety information from the Coast Guard that stated that a in large percentage cases where people fall overboard and drown, the bodies were recovered with their fly unzipped. (The Coast Guard was emphasizing the need to wear life jackets at all times...) I heard that same sta...
by jeffallen55
Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

mindonner wrote:A skein of geese!

I do love that the collective noun for geese changes depending on whether they're flying or walking.


So, what's the collective noun for chirpies?
by jeffallen55
Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Okay, if I remember properly from my time in Boy Scouts, birds always grow on the north side of a tree, so at least we know which direction they're pointing. Text version of characters list: 1. Cueball 2. Megan 3. LaPetite 4. Bunny 5. Mini-Bunny 6. White Bunny 7. Gray Bun 8. Black Bun 9. Curly Bun 1...
by jeffallen55
Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Blindpost from NP1232

Blindpost from NP1232: Yay, only 10 NP behind this time! Much better than yesterday's 16. A couple responses to comments on my OTVO Rosetta idea: And I really liked the recording you did! Might be too low for Rosetta, but I liked the accent. Thank you. Listening back I felt like Jim Carrey trying to...
by jeffallen55
Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: Blindpost from NP1225

Blindpost from NP1225:For some reason, when I first started thinking of Rosetta's voice wayyy back when she first appeared, I had an image of someone speaking through wax paper. But I think the best way to do it, to make it sound broken and distorted, would be to take a page from Twin Peaks and hav...
by jeffallen55
Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Blindpost from NP1225

Blindpost from NP1225: I'm never going to finish all of this ketchup. Just wanted to express a couple thoughts on the OTVO. For some reason, when I first started thinking of Rosetta's voice wayyy back when she first appeared, I had an image of someone speaking through wax paper. But I think the best...
by jeffallen55
Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Blindpost from NP1217

Blindpost from NP1217:

Just another thought, not sure if this has ever been brought up, but the number 40 has a great deal of significance in the Bible. Not least of which, of course, is the story of Noah's Ark. Just wondering if that factored into GLR's thought process.
by jeffallen55
Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Blindpost from NP1214

Blindpost from NP1214: Ch*rp, that's a seasish number of NP to ketchup. I really don't want this to be Act 3/3 (or 4/5). I'm not ready for this to draw to a close. Cuegan left the Shire, met Lucky on Weathertop, made it to Rivenbean, had the Council of Elrose, and now they've reached Amon Hen. A new...
by jeffallen55
Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

I've been on Reddit too much. I keep trying to upvote comments here.
by jeffallen55
Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Just noticed. Did the littlest Bangs Bro see his cousin?
by jeffallen55
Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Currents are strONG:

Image
by jeffallen55
Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

mscha wrote:Remember, this is a varied and international group of people, and anything that's “surely obvious to everyone” isn't to half of us.


Basically just repeating what you said, but it's important to remember: anything that's known by the "average" person isn't known by 3.5 billion people.
by jeffallen55
Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Blindposting from NP 1200:

No! Cueball! It's quicksemencoffeecancerbabiesonice!
by jeffallen55
Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

Yay I made it to the release of 3005! The molpys have come to make me coma, so I'll be fast. Random thoughts on m3004: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/39686a6c7faf5212c6ac39a9119f3e00b76e42196289cfa9b1dec85bbf798a66.png A bucket, perhaps? Unlikely. LaPe's hat? Very doubtful. Unless she lost it whil...
by jeffallen55
Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 41582553

Re: Saltcastles

Warning signs regarding OTT addiction: After spending countless months lurking, you go into fangirl mode because you get a reply from BlitzGirl. (Yes, the BlitzGirl.) I started lurking here right about the time she left, and when I saw she was back I got all excited. Just from reading the wiki and ...
by jeffallen55
Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

I am disgustingly filled with admiration. For everything. Everywhere. All over. I just wanted to echo this statement. You people are freaks. I say that with nothing but love, as I am a data freak myself, particularly with regards to baseball. This is an incredible group, and I only wish I'd been co...
by jeffallen55
Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106538
Views: 41582553

Re: 1190: "Time"

thunderrabbit wrote:oh snap! it's the girl!!!! better run!!!


Well predicted.

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