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by Aquilai
Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0761: "DFS"
Replies: 77
Views: 19898

Re: "DFS" Discussion

noot wrote:Very surprised "Velociraptor attack" didn't make it into the list of emergencies...


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by Aquilai
Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0761: "DFS"
Replies: 77
Views: 19898

Re: "DFS" Discussion

DFS? More like ADD, amirite? :P I was thinking ADD could apply to both DFS and BFS. For BFS it would be lame too because it'd be like the girl mentions a topic and all he could do is say "I am peripherally aware of the existence of said subject" for every topic. So, how many panels did pe...
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

You get Moss's highly inflammable and flammable (yes I know they mean the same thing) Abracada-Bra.

I put in a horse's severed head.
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2477079

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted you can now speak an additional language that no one else speaks it is something that is so bizarre you are taken away and locked in a mental hospital. Your protests (in understandable English) of "I am no crazy!" just further convinces people that you are. I wish for ALL insect li...
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll abuse redro fo gnilleps!
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

You *a**a*d! My formula to the meaning of life was written in fog/finger writing there! Now we'll never know and no I can't remember it.

I'll squiggle rude words over your will at your lawyer's office in white crayon.
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2477079

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

For 1sec all glass in the world becomes nonpolar instantly shattering because the bonds holding it together suddenly cease even though glass isn't a compound in the same sense as say water which is polar. Everything glass from greenhouse to windows to electrical components (like fibre optic cables a...
by Aquilai
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll send a fictional character after you in my head.
by Aquilai
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2477079

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but for some reason someone replaces your house lights with high powered laser strobe lights and even though you don't look at the lights directly the lasers rebound off the aluminium foil swan and blind you permanently. Plus in your condition you accidentally step on the swan. I wish for al...
by Aquilai
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I don't care where the plant pots go I rarely use the garden! I'll write your address down and subscribe you to some unsavoury characters.
by Aquilai
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280605

Re: Attack and Defend

The end of the universe is an unseeable/passable force you fail to throw me that far. However I toss NP into a black hole and scramble all the Hawking radiation to prevent reconstitution in the far future of NP.
by Aquilai
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll blow out the candles on your next birthday cake and then run away quickly afterwards. If it's meringue and cheese cake I might steal a slice that I will cut out before you can register to poison it.
by Aquilai
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280605

Re: Attack and Defend

The fact that I can regenerate and my TARDIS translates Vogon to something I can make sense of minimalises the effect of the bad poetry. Before you can put me in the torture device again (because like all bad guys on tv shows you do unnecessary stuff like take me out of the torture device and get me...
by Aquilai
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll attach electrodes to the lemon and the side of your head and watch you become negligibly charged!
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280605

Re: Attack and Defend

I wouldn't use any personal weapons anyway. I'll convert them to vegans using my maxed out charisma. I'll send NP up a fast upward escalator that doesn't lead anywhere except the ceiling. As shown: ____________________ _ (SQUISH!) |_ |_ |_ You will not be fast be enough to run down it.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll use the dark side of the force to bring about a dictatorship in your country.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Or I steal your lawn mower or hire a gardener.

I'll wake you up at the next end of the eclipse so you'll catch the frying of your eyes part of it. Okay fine so it has been a brutal page (apparently) I'll let you have semi-working sunglasses.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280605

Re: Attack and Defend

The Terminator who is programmed to kill Darth Vader completely ignores me and Vader already thinks I'm on the Dark Side of the force so ignores me too. I reprogram the Terminator (my one) to kill NP and to ignore all attempts at "friendship". It seemed as if all hope was lost as I spent t...
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

And left to right? I'll replace ALL your digital time pieces with sundials.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2477079

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish to be the one to discover The Theory of Everything.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

Not that I'm a thief or anything....but Yank! I use it to change it into a WPA and WEP decoder.

I put in an old GPS locator device.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

You get out the N97 that I quickly jump in and steal replacing with my "old" N95. Mwhahahahhahha!

I put in an almost 2d circle (see clip)
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I wonder if there is a speed camera right next to a bus lane. However I'll then have you arrested for grand theft auto. Not as dramatic as I wanted but you did set yourself up!
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Damn. I liked that alias. I feel sorry for whoever's card it really belonged to. Some GuyWithTheHat hasn't found out about the fraud yet?
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2477079

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Just like votes. You don't like it when things are fixed. There's a camera attached to the shower head which when broadcast overlaps the Rugby Championships.

I wish to be allowed to fly a concorde (one that has been brought back).
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

You get a "I don't do Pokemon" shirt but at the back says "but cows..."

I put in poetry to bring about more future suffering for high school literature students in the future if anyone breaks open the vending machine to see what mystical wonders are inside.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

You wouldn't! I'll reveal your medical records to all your dates. All those STDs and warts and you're still alive? FTR, no I have nothing to hide on my medical records. Clean bill of health is boring but good.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

You get a museum curator examining it and then concluding it's a fake but that the Last Meal next to it has a secret message that will lead you off on an adventure around the world that ends pointlessly and a mucked up biological clock.

I put in air from my lungs.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280605

Re: Attack and Defend

Science is constantly changing and being updated. Science has just found out I am not dead just like the universe doesn't revolve around the Earth specifically. It revolves around me and my survival so anytime I feel suicidal or someone else feels like ending the world... NP is hit over the head wit...
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

You get....mouldy green potato products. Should have put in McCains.

I put in red slime, yellow slime, sea slime, Rudolph slime, Santa slime, JackO, scorpion, red scorpion, black scorpion, fire skull, poison skull, a bunch of snakes, a spider and a bat.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2477079

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Here here. Of course that would help but unfortunately you get slapped across the head by a steel swan that was attached to a lightning rod and although you survive you lose your brain's language centres thus making you unable to read the few words on the picture books and having to guess what happe...
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

You get a series of "That's what she said" jokes throughout your day as you walk past the vending machine. I put in 1010101010101111010101010101001011001010101110110 and no it shouldn't translate to anything meaningful unless I have a subconscious that knows binary=>ascii without my knowing.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 159507

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll rework the numbers on your bank account and donate it all to charity. You like Save the Children fund? Hmm they like you now though you might want to rethink going to Australia now since you have no money.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

Superman who happened to be shrunk by magic (apparently according to someone on the Big Bang Theory) happened to be inside the vending machine and since he couldn't get out and there was an origami boot in there he folds a perfect steel swan.

I put in Black Magic.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Factorial!
Replies: 99
Views: 54232

Re: Factorial!

ERR!
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11483
Views: 1024217

Re: Vending machine!

You get a vending machine that needs cleaning but no one can be bothered to even though we use it so often we expect a cleaner or caretaker to just sort it out.

I put in a Tribute to the best and greatest song in the world in cassette form stuck to the vending machine by videogamesizzle's gum.
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23681
Views: 1850224

Re: Guess The Next Poster

And you are!...........WRONG! I am not Cheese.

Me again...
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2477079

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The word like has now be completely banned. English (and Lit) students must now use "as" or metaphors instead. For example: William Blake's "The Tyger" is like a string of words that make people like get how the world isn't simple like God making a tiger and that being l...
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 486454

Re: Interviewing the fora

It's quite an interesting thing that requires some thought to unperturb the complexities of it.

Black hair, Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead? (alphabetically laid out to avoid subtle bias)
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 285071

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

I believe some form of hypnotic suggestion is used in Mac's marketing. Those that aren't affected are the ones who will survive and push the human evolution to the next stage. (Yes it is likely we are all doomed to devolve - DAMN YOU STEVE JOBS!)

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