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by MuffledScreams
Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:45 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Seattle area!
Replies: 149
Views: 70243

Re: Seattle area!

Hey everyone. I'm new to the area. What is there to do as far as having a social life? I'm bored.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36841
Views: 2260752

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Just take some christmas wrapping paper and plaster it on with paper mache glue. It'll work the same.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 91656

Re: Break up with the person above you

You are too vanilla for me, far to gentle. I need someone wild and adventurous... it's over! You must leave, there's no way I'm taking pillows out of my own home. LEAVE NOW!
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20910
Views: 2898429

Re: Postify your facerity

I JUST got a new haircut and don't look like a homeless bum anymore. I will load it up post haste later today.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:12 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [US] Cambervillains (Boston Area)
Replies: 3400
Views: 594279

Re: Cambervillain Indecipherable Meetup Thread (Boston Area)

Ok, what's going on? I know I'm the kid standing on the outside of Scrooge's house watching them all eat cooked goose. I may be new, but I wanna ticket to the ride. Someone fill me in on what's going on.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36841
Views: 2260752

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Did you guys know that if you learn ONE new joke a day. You can make yourself laugh every day? Seriously... if you don't like the joke, you can always kick them in the taint for entertainment. Problem solved.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 239666

Re: High and low point of your day

High point: I will see alot of my friends and some people I haven't seen in a very long time today

Low point: I will be seeing these people at the wake for a close friend, thus negating anything positive about said reunion. Wonderful :cry:
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28599
Views: 3379015

Re: Rant Thread

WTF. My friend died and the best some douchebag can say to me is "Well she shouldn't have been drinking and driving"!?!?!? FUCK YOU you arrogant piece of shit. I hope that circumstance takes someone or something from you that you deeply care about so the world can piss in your cornflakes t...
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 272571

Re: Attack and Defend

I laugh as your throw falls incredibly short. It slides gently towards my feet.

I pick up said stuff and throw it back. With better accuracy.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 91656

Re: Break up with the person above you

You're a doctor AND a stalker. It seems like you never have any time for ME anymore. It's over... I'm mailing your things to Alaska.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2350728

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but it's a love for all things unattainable. You spend the rest of your life in a bittersweet pursuit.

I wish that my friend was able to see all the people that cared about her tomorrow at her wake. :(
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because this isn't misquote the person above you.
by MuffledScreams
Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4241
Views: 520928

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Why do you insist on running throwing a raisin into the microwave?
by MuffledScreams
Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for professional misconduct. You of all people should know better.
by MuffledScreams
Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2350728

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The government taxes it so heavily that you can no longer afford it.

I wish I had a time machine.
by MuffledScreams
Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4241
Views: 520928

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

It's days like today that I'm glad I invested heavily in the death business.
by MuffledScreams
Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for caring too much.
by MuffledScreams
Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20910
Views: 2898429

Re: Postify your facerity

It's much smaller than your ego. Muhuhahahahaha. Too easy.
by MuffledScreams
Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post a video that inspires you.
Replies: 25
Views: 2406

Re: Post a video that inspires you.

Doctor Steel Create. This video makes me vomit imagination.
by MuffledScreams
Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because you care about Pokemon as an adult.
by MuffledScreams
Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36841
Views: 2260752

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Today blows in unfortold ways. Someone please rewind time?
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 239666

Re: High and low point of your day

Low point: My friend just died in a car accident last night...

There is nothing good about today.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2350728

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but it comes with a terrible curse. You are forever in excruciating pain, but you are happy.

I wish that my friend didn't just die in a car accident last night. (I'm serious. This sucks on an unspeakable incomprehensible level.)
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2350728

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, this augments the pigmentation of your skin and you are forever hulk green.

I wish for super sight.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2350728

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but it gives me super human abilities.

I wish the world was a more forgiving place.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2350728

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, He now becomes the most famous and recognizable soprano in the world.

I wish for mind control powers.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28599
Views: 3379015

Re: Rant Thread

Yeah, I agree. Otherwise I'd choose to not 'believe' in gravity... doesn't mean I can fly. Nature has far more bearing than nurture. Nothing wrong with the way life is, some people just need to learn to accept it.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20910
Views: 2898429

Re: Postify your facerity

You seem more friendly without it. More approachable. You'll have plenty of time to beard it up later, right now go without.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for being a box 'boy' with a skirt.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 272571

Re: Attack and Defend

Smile back and wink.

Pull the switch for the trap door.
by MuffledScreams
Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2350728

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but it's a game of prison rape.

I wish for more happiness.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 91656

Re: Break up with the person above you

I'm leaving you for your lack of appreciating run on sentences and that you don't seem to understand that sometimes the keyboard gets sticky and I can't use period or commas and have to write how much I hate your guts for a painstakingly long time to get out the voices that will stop me from punchin...
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not recognizing innuendo.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36841
Views: 2260752

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Oh god... it's the fuzz... quickly hide your ill gotten gains. See... you talk about it and they just come out of nowhere.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36841
Views: 2260752

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Potato pig sounds like a meal... not just a state of being. I'll stick with spam... er away from spam.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for being deaf.
by MuffledScreams
Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 466680

Re: Interviewing the fora

Pretty deranged, I am a habitual line stepper. I never follow the norm in humor, but at least I'm enjoying myself.

What's your biggest inadequacy?
by MuffledScreams
Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 91656

Re: Break up with the person above you

I'm leaving you for someone who appreciates boxes emptiness. I like to fill them, but you never seem to understand that.
by MuffledScreams
Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1140941

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not appreciating an evil laugh.

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