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SirGabriel

A vacuum-insulated water bottle. Because I'm currently in Arizona, where apparently summer starts in April.

SirGabriel

Hot sauce. Because I'm currently eating ramen.

SirGabriel

whelp

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SirGabriel

Banned for not telling me earlier that there's a Meetup section of the fora.

SirGabriel

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 18 -- John Adams (1797–1801) - 4 James Madison (1809–1817) - 3 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 4 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 4 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 18 -- Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–1897...

SirGabriel

Banned because I don't know where you live.

SirGabriel

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 19 John Adams (1797–1801) - 4 -- James Madison (1809–1817) - 4 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 4 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 4 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 20 ++ Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–1897...

SirGabriel

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 18 John Adams (1797–1801) - 6 James Madison (1809–1817) - 5 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 6 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 4 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 19 ++ Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–1897) -...

SirGabriel

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 17 John Adams (1797–1801) - 6 James Madison (1809–1817) - 6 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 6 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 4 ++ Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 20 Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–1897) -...

SirGabriel

Granted. Your pool is full of buckets of water that are all balanced precariously on random objects.

I wish all websites would allow passwords like "Correct Horse Battery Staple" instead of having a character limit on passwords or requiring numbers and/or non-alphanumeric characters.

SirGabriel

Banned for having too many avatars.

SirGabriel

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 20 -- John Adams (1797–1801) - 6 James Madison (1809–1817) - 8 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 6 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 6 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 23 -- Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–1897) -...

SirGabriel

minor

SirGabriel

I combine evolution with mutant to create mutation. My elements: ⋅ Classical Elements: earth, water, fire, air ⋅ Chemical Elements: carbon, oxygen, silicon, nitrogen, thorium ⋅ Chemical Compounds: hydrogen peroxide, laughing gas, CO 2 ⋅ Food: meat, bread, ...

SirGabriel

[quote="patzer"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 24 -- John Adams (1797–1801) - 6 James Madison (1809–1817) - 8 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 6 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 6 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 27 -- Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–1897) - 6 +...

SirGabriel

I combine mutant superhero with magnet to create Magneto. My elements: ⋅ Classical Elements: earth, water, fire, air ⋅ Chemical Elements: carbon, oxygen, silicon, nitrogen, thorium ⋅ Chemical Compounds: hydrogen peroxide, laughing gas, CO 2 ⋅ Food: meat, b...

SirGabriel

I combine duck with superhero to create Howard the Duck. My elements: ⋅ Classical Elements: earth, water, fire, air ⋅ Chemical Elements: carbon, oxygen, silicon, nitrogen, thorium ⋅ Chemical Compounds: hydrogen peroxide, laughing gas, CO 2 ⋅ Food: meat, br...

SirGabriel

transcontinental

SirGabriel

I combine radiation with swordfish to create mutant. My elements: ⋅ Classical Elements: earth, water, fire, air ⋅ Chemical Elements: carbon, oxygen, silicon, nitrogen, thorium ⋅ Chemical Compounds: hydrogen peroxide, laughing gas, CO 2 ⋅ Food: meat, bread,...

SirGabriel

rarest

SirGabriel

Might as well speed up the endgame while we still have the ability to reduce them both at once. George Washington (1789–1797) - 28 -- John Adams (1797–1801) - 5 James Madison (1809–1817) - 7 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 6 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 6 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 33 -- Ulysses S. ...

SirGabriel

[quote="patzer"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 31 John Adams (1797–1801) - 6 James Madison (1809–1817) - 7 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 6 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 6 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 34 Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 5 James A. Garfield (1881) - 2 Chester A. Arthur (18...

SirGabriel

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 31 John Adams (1797–1801) - 6 -- James Madison (1809–1817) - 9 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 6 ++ Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 6 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 34 Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 James A. Garfield (1881) - 2 Chester A. ...

SirGabriel

[quote="patzer"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 30 John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 James Madison (1809–1817) - 10 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 6 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 34 Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 6 James A. Garfield (1881) - 2 Chester A. Arthur (1881...

SirGabriel

[quote="patzer"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 29 John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 2 ++ James Madison (1809–1817) - 10 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 6 ++ William Henry Harrison (1841) - 2 Zachary Taylor (1849–1850) - 2 Abraham Lin...

SirGabriel

Granted. You can send texts to any small inanimate object you want, but unless the object in question is a phone, no one can read or reply to those messages.

I wish I had the power to grant and corrupt the wishes of anyone who posts in this thread.

SirGabriel

Let's keep hurting three, but start healing only two now. Then we're only changing one rule. :) Whaddya say? Sounds good to me. George Washington (1789–1797) - 28 John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 3 James Madison (1809–1817) - 12 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Bu...

SirGabriel

I fuse the ferret with a ballerino named Robert. This is Friendship 7 calling Mission Control. We have a loose pole-dancing bobcat--repeat, a loose pole-dancing bobcat--on board. Queen Elizabeth II is whistling "Red Solo Cup" on the stern bridge and is in possession of our bowcaster, Over.

SirGabriel

I give up, this is going to take forever now.

SirGabriel

The maximum number of players on a Major League Baseball team plus the number of cranial nerves in the human body plus the jersey number of the starting blindside flanker in rugby union.

SirGabriel

8! / 6!

SirGabriel

The number of cards in a standard deck including jokers.

SirGabriel

parka

SirGabriel

[quote="patzer"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 27 ++ John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 3 James Madison (1809–1817) - 13 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 6 John Tyler (1841–1845) - 2 ++ James K. Polk (184...

SirGabriel

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 26 ++ John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 3 James Madison (1809–1817) - 13 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 6 John Tyler (1841–1845) - 1 James K. Polk (18...

SirGabriel

SirGabriel

As there are a lot of them, you can heal three and hurt three per turn until we're down to 30 Presidents, and then you can heal two and hurt two per turn until we're down to 15 Presidents. At which point we continue as normal. Just pointing out that we're currently down to 31 - once we eliminate an...

SirGabriel

spade

SirGabriel

splats

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