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by Fungo4
Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2035: "Dark Matter Candidates"
Replies: 55
Views: 6331

Re: 2035: "Dark Matter Candidates"

When I peeked ahead at the end, my brain didn't parse the rest of the sentence and interpreted the final ultra-massive candidate as "SPACE HEAVY".

Can we... Can we just call dark matter Space Heavy from now on?
by Fungo4
Tue May 08, 2018 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1989: "IMHO"
Replies: 111
Views: 14932

Re: 1989: "IMHO"

"Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?"
"Blend them together with horseradish."
by Fungo4
Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1948: "Campaign Fundraising Emails"
Replies: 34
Views: 5653

Re: 1948: "Campaign Fundraising Emails"

The question I have for you all is, did you read them top to bottom, or in chronological order?
by Fungo4
Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1923: "Felsius"
Replies: 78
Views: 8712

Re: 1923: "Felsius"

measure wrote:
Rombobjörn wrote:Great, now we'll have an unresolvable schism between users of "Felsius" and users of "Celsenheit".

"Felsiusenheit"


Faracelsus!
by Fungo4
Tue May 16, 2017 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1837: "Rental Car"
Replies: 29
Views: 5506

Re: 1837: "Rental Car"

"Most drivers don't get murdered. Maybe one in six."
Is this phrasing implying that one in six drivers doesn't get murdered?
by Fungo4
Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1826: "Birdwatching"
Replies: 44
Views: 13948

Re: 1826: "Birdwatching"

Yeah, crazy size glitch aside, I don't really get the "joke" here. The vacuum cleaner is so absurd that it crosses the line between "joke" and "what". Like if he just pulled out a lasso I'd at least get it but the vacuum just... eh... The second guy in the strip, who co...
by Fungo4
Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1763: "Catcalling"
Replies: 91
Views: 18635

Re: 1763: "Catcalling"

Whoops I messed up, now it just unstoppably harasses all women in a 2 mile radius for a year
by Fungo4
Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1617: "Time Capsule"
Replies: 26
Views: 14740

Re: 1617: "Time Capsule"

Am I to infer that he planned to kill Hitler with a hammer?
by Fungo4
Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1599: "Water Delivery"
Replies: 82
Views: 13729

Re: 1599: "Water Delivery"

Not a single "Amazon River" joke?
by Fungo4
Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1598: "Salvage"
Replies: 103
Views: 14975

Re: 1598: "Salvage"

Did anyone else read "Historic Sausage"?
by Fungo4
Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1486: "Vacuum"
Replies: 44
Views: 9448

Re: 1486: "Vacuum"

Anyone notice that quote is stolen straight from Aladdin? ;P
by Fungo4
Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1433: "Lightsaber"
Replies: 49
Views: 14226

Re: 1433: "Lightsaber"

I remember my first question when seeing the lightsaber was "Why does it have to be so short?" Now I understand that there's an optimal length for weilding such a dangerous weapon, but the question still remains, would it be plausible (in the canon of course), to just make a super long lig...

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