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by The TJ
Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0717: "Furtive"
Replies: 108
Views: 30527

Re: "Furtive" Discussion

You know with the way his gadgets work he'll probably end up with a hamster tea-party or something.
by The TJ
Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Best webcomic voting
Replies: 19
Views: 2828

Best Webcomic Of The Decade poll!

As of right now, the Washington Post is having a poll for the best webcomic of the decade. Right now xkcd has 7% while Perry Bible Fellowship has 41% This will not stand. Go to this site and show them what you think. Was already a topic, on the first page even. Next time do a search before you make ...
by The TJ
Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:47 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Community
Replies: 188
Views: 109494

Re: Community

Yeah, NBC on thursday is really my favorite night of the week.

So much comedy goodness.
by The TJ
Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0674: "Natural Parenting"
Replies: 100
Views: 24153

Re: "Natural Parenting" Discussion

Hmm... Well, I can at least see that the first kid made it through the ten months between panels 3 and 4.

Soo.... They must be doing SOMEthing right, feeding him and such.
by The TJ
Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0673: "The Sun"
Replies: 157
Views: 36420

Re: "The Sun" Discussion

Which is worse, that I'd probably watch this, or that I think I may have already? (Not Sunshine, some rip-off I can't remember the name of.)
by The TJ
Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Bob Game
Replies: 209
Views: 17911

Re: The Bob Game

I summon Bob a brain tumor.

I'm sorry. It's... it's inopperable.

(Hint (For the rebuttal I'M thinking of): Stephen King)
by The TJ
Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:35 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: The Ultimate Puzzle
Replies: 17
Views: 4181

Re: The Ultimate Puzzle

Of course! It's so simple! ...The answer is... No, you can't. See, it says that the toyota driver, the ruler, has a heir(ess). It does not say that he/she's the same one in the car with U2. There's also no way to garuntee he/she will marry you. I think you can kill monty hall by ...
by The TJ
Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0649: "Static"
Replies: 111
Views: 29658

Re: "Static" Discussion

I think I know where this guy might be able to get a job as a teacher...
by The TJ
Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0648: "Fall Foliage"
Replies: 85
Views: 17596

Re: "Fall Foliage" Discussion

..."And yet all I can think is that this would make a great LiveJournal entry."

That guy was just off panel with a netbook.
by The TJ
Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I remember when...
Replies: 118
Views: 10839

Re: I remember when...

I remember when Ocarina of Time came out...

I remember Gameboy colors were so cool because you could connect them WIRELESSLY... (They just had to be less than an inch from each other with the sensors lined up.)
by The TJ
Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0647: "Scary"
Replies: 271
Views: 59404

Re: "Scary" Discussion

Oh well, if we're talking about liking things, I should by all rights feel young...

ALL of my favourite bands, movies, and books, seem to have come out before I was born (1990 I'm afraid, but I'm told I have an old soul).
by The TJ
Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0647: "Scary"
Replies: 271
Views: 59404

Re: "Scary" Discussion

I don't think people are ever going to stop being surprised at how fast time moves...

I'll bet that in 1954 people were saying to themselves "Holy S**T! WWII was 10 years ago!"
by The TJ
Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0644: "Surgery"
Replies: 110
Views: 27585

Re: "Surgery" Discussion

I'd do it just to mess with people.

"Oh, you have some funny pictures to show me? Yeah, just put them on a USB and stick it in my arm."

Once they do, I'd hum for a minute, then laugh histarically.
by The TJ
Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96302
Views: 7779391

Re: Count to a Million

21535
by The TJ
Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Limericks
Replies: 270
Views: 58025

Re: Limericks

It causes confusion, I'm told,
When posts are mostly year old,
Then the thread gets a bump,
Up the page it does jump,
But as long as it's Limericks, I'm sold.
by The TJ
Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:28 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve
Replies: 171
Views: 24676

Re: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve

I'm just typing in here to say to those of you who are saying forgive and forget. I don't believe you. Sure, it may be fine theologically and you may be able to do it with a lot of the small stuff. But when it comes down to it EVERYone wants some revenge on the big stuff. You may insist you still co...
by The TJ
Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0641: "Free"
Replies: 168
Views: 43327

Re: "Free" Discussion

I'm hoping that products that DO use stuff like sugar start saying "Now with ZERO Splenda".

I don't know why I'm against sugar substitutes, I just am.
by The TJ
Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9389774

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Aw man... he did something different...

Tell you what, I'll just think about Batman until monday morning. Good way to spend the weekend.
by The TJ
Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9389774

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I'm thinking of putting in "Get out of my head, Randall!" no matter what he puts up for a comic.

But to be fair, I'm going to say what I'm thinking about right now so you guys will know he was in my head.

.........Batman.

Now we play the waiting game.
by The TJ
Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Books you had to read for school that you could not stand
Replies: 778
Views: 212409

Re: Books you had to read for school that you could not stand

My English Teacher once made us read "A walk to remember" by Nicholas Sparks. This book was basically a chick flick put to paper. That's not to say it's a particularley BAD thing, but it's literary value was zero to none. Think "Twilight" without the vampires... And The girl dies...
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:47 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve
Replies: 171
Views: 24676

Re: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve

Gelsamel wrote:... ... ... huh?

Is this supposed to be some non-sequitur joke?


Oh, I was paying a bit more attention to sje's second paragraph, I thought that's what you were talking about.
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:15 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve
Replies: 171
Views: 24676

Re: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve

Right of course. But sje is just pointing out we're not talking about complete monsters here. Most criminals are normal people and that if we knew what they knew and grew up how they grew up and experienced what they experienced then we'd probably make similar decisions. They're still people who th...
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9389774

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Meowgan wrote:
The TJ wrote:Hey, do you guys think I should take up knitting?

I think I should take up knitting...
I think you should take up knitting.


Then I believe I shall take up knitting.

Good! That's settled.
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9389774

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Hey, do you guys think I should take up knitting?

I think I should take up knitting...
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:42 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve
Replies: 171
Views: 24676

Re: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve

Ok, why is it that this keeps coming back to "Criminals are people too". Of COURSE they are! People who did something wrong, hence being called criminals. I'm not saying that I don't have sympathy for people raised in a bad situation, but that's not a free pass! "Hmm... Well, you stab...
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:28 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Mac vs PC...Limerick form!
Replies: 52
Views: 16095

Re: Apple vs Windows...Limerick form!

There once was a fellow named Jack,
Who went out and purchased a Mac.
"But this program," he said
"Needs Widnows instead."
So to the store he brought his Mac back.
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:12 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve
Replies: 171
Views: 24676

Re: Crime and Punishment: What Criminals Deserve

Well... I'm just going to state my opinion and try not to step into the crossfire here. The problem here, I think, is that everyone's dealing in absolutes. I don't think anyone has said "Some murderers deserve the death penalty and others don't". If not, I'm saying it now. But that's why w...
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0640: "Tornado Hunter"
Replies: 91
Views: 21968

Re: "Tornado Hunter" Discussion

guyy wrote:Aren't they called tornado chasers...?

I guess we need to call them hunters so they can gun down tornadoes for us.


I can see that being made as a movie.

Twister 2: This time it's personal
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Examples of Irony
Replies: 49
Views: 7329

Re: Examples of Irony

A dentist with really bad teeth.
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0640: "Tornado Hunter"
Replies: 91
Views: 21968

Re: "Tornado Hunter" Discussion

Simon17 wrote:Maybe because that's the joke!


I'm just saying it's odd to nit-pick a comic in which a man shoots a tornado.
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0640: "Tornado Hunter"
Replies: 91
Views: 21968

Re: "Tornado Hunter" Discussion

Pretty funny idea. A few points: Tornado in the desert? Road hunting is usually illegal. Mount it on the hood? What the hell? I've never heard it called "tornado hunting". It's usually storm chasing. Did randy actually draw this? It looks... different. No cartoon breasts! And yet no quest...
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060217

Re: Vending machine!

You get a roomba back.

I put in Phil Collins Greatest hits CD.
by The TJ
Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0640: "Tornado Hunter"
Replies: 91
Views: 21968

Re: "Tornado Hunter" Discussion

I see I'm not the only one who thought this when watching twister...

They should have given Helen Hunt a rifle.

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