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Don't ask me about my theory. It did not fall off the back of a truck. I"ll only tell it to the biologists. They don't have souls.

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Ground Control: Don't get upset Major Tom. I just thought you might be interested in this oddity.

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For a nonmathematical example from 1929 see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eih67rlGNhU

and

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother ... _a_Dime%3F

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Also, remove Thermonuclear War from the games list.

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Wandering magnetic pole - Lech Walesa on vacation.

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Ming the Merciless for President (or head of the EPA).

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If people require so much effort, they're not worth having as friends.

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Historians should fall behind to preserve their mental well being.

As D. P. Leitch wrote in 1968,

Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity

Imagine if the historians were up to date.

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Obviously Randall doesn't listen to conservative talk radio.

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Tech Support hasn't noticed that the only music videos YouTube plays on the laptop is Sympathy for the Devil.

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Where will the proposed wall between the US and Mexico actually be?

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Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle latitudes with you.

Nothing to excess.

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As Bird said, Popper ooo mow mow..

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If he asks for your Social Security number, he's not legit.

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There will be passenger spaceships when there are casinos (and hookers) on Mars and Venus.

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Has BHG updated the Wikipedia article?

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If a. person is in the voting booth with the curtain closed, how can anyone tell they are taking a selfie?

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The first car to vote was a 1932 Ford coupe in Drag City in 1964. It was very critical of establishment politics and would constantly whine, whine, whine.

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Please delete.

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Print and distribute to your fellow pre-med students.

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Barnard's Star wishes everyone a Happy Mole Day from 6:02 AM to 6:02 PM on 10/23. Avogadro - he's got your number.

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"Hello, young'un! You're getting big." - Barnard's Star

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"My I interest you in this book of poetry in Iambic Pentameter?"

Iambic - therefore I write - inexpensively.

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"Mantle? Bah! Lava tubes!" - O. Lidenbrock and J. Verne.

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The TV film "The Day After" was first shown Nov. 20, 1983. Were the two films "inspired" by President Ronald Reagan?

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The film "War Games" was released in 1983.

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Hint: The opinion is political and angers both Rush Limbaugh and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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And the lyrics would be "Time is not on my side".

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Theme song for this comic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbpcTwwtW3M

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"(It's right up there with 2001-2008, when people used to talk about the top two spots in the US being held by Bush and Dick.)"

Some leftist socialist progressives who take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, say that the spots were held by two Dicks.

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This illustrates the need for a WGAF.

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The sandboxing cycle requires an initiator and maintainer. This is known as the military-industrial complex.

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There's a problem when your family tree is a dowel.

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Try "That food made me sick."

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The chemistry equations author was pre-med until he/she wrote the equation.

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What's This Foolishness? Reca!culate the percentages.

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Many blame faulty voting software for the election of President Maurice Povich.

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The actress to play the head of the Institute will be either Meryl Streep or Stormy Daniels.

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TV (totally vapid) personalities use the heat index to scare viewers. "The heat index will be life threateningly high tomorrow. I'll tell you how high when I give the weather forecast later."

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People wondered why Economics Journal had a membership in the KGB Poison of the Month Club.

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