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"My I interest you in this book of poetry in Iambic Pentameter?"

Iambic - therefore I write - inexpensively.

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"Mantle? Bah! Lava tubes!" - O. Lidenbrock and J. Verne.

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The TV film "The Day After" was first shown Nov. 20, 1983. Were the two films "inspired" by President Ronald Reagan?

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The film "War Games" was released in 1983.

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Hint: The opinion is political and angers both Rush Limbaugh and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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And the lyrics would be "Time is not on my side".

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Theme song for this comic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbpcTwwtW3M

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"(It's right up there with 2001-2008, when people used to talk about the top two spots in the US being held by Bush and Dick.)"

Some leftist socialist progressives who take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, say that the spots were held by two Dicks.

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This illustrates the need for a WGAF.

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The sandboxing cycle requires an initiator and maintainer. This is known as the military-industrial complex.

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There's a problem when your family tree is a dowel.

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Try "That food made me sick."

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The chemistry equations author was pre-med until he/she wrote the equation.

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What's This Foolishness? Reca!culate the percentages.

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Many blame faulty voting software for the election of President Maurice Povich.

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The actress to play the head of the Institute will be either Meryl Streep or Stormy Daniels.

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TV (totally vapid) personalities use the heat index to scare viewers. "The heat index will be life threateningly high tomorrow. I'll tell you how high when I give the weather forecast later."

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People wondered why Economics Journal had a membership in the KGB Poison of the Month Club.

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Jebidiah was drunk and dropped "trou".

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Donald Trump's worst nightmare.

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xkcd is Seinfeld with scientific and technical matter added.

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According to the CPI calculator, 5¢ in 1930 dollars, the usual price for apples sold by unemployed Depression era Americans (and future FDR voters) is 75¢ today. Selling them for $1.00 each avoids having to make change. http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl Some panhandled. https://www.youtube.com/...

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Good thing we weren't the winning bidder on eBay for those Stinger missiles.

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It's not really a phone if it doesn't have a dial.

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It's tough when there are no WWII German rocket scientists left or when your scientists are busy reading Dilbert and xkcd.

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The last thing the rock heard was the Monkees' "Steppin' Stone".

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The wooshing you hear is the sound of the souls of grad students who did the research being sucked from their bodies.

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It may not be either/or but both, as in the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror".

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zjxs wrote:
qvxb wrote:Use Morse code. Or telegrams.

Telegram is banned in many countries.

I was referring to the telegram of Western Union.

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Use Morse code. Or telegrams.

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Speaking of Body Heat, Kathleen Turner is about 10000 K.

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It's understandable.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/ ... 24144.html

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The song "Roundabout" by Yes will not help you understand this cartoon.

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If you have 1000 or more loyalty points, we won't tell anyone about those pictures of leather-corseted grandmothers on your phone.

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When there is actual danger, you will hear a deep, booming voice saying "Na, na na, na. Na, na, na, na. Hey, hey, goodbye."

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Add Stormy Daniels to the list.

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The 2000 indicates that personnel who assemble the phones were not born before that year.

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Ponytail read the transcripts of the Nuremberg Trials.

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GDPR was the title of the 1976 disco hit by The Village Persons, a group of three men and a woman that portrayed upper middle class professionals. They were a liability lawyer, a banker and money launderer, a real estate developer that built on toxic waste sites, and a female gynecologist and part-t...

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The number of our investors is equal to the number of Trump voters.

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