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by qvxb
Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2084: "FDR"
Replies: 49
Views: 2328

Re: 2084: "FDR"

Obviously Randall doesn't listen to conservative talk radio.
by qvxb
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2083: "Laptop Issues"
Replies: 27
Views: 1683

Re: 2083: "Laptop Issues"

Tech Support hasn't noticed that the only music videos YouTube plays on the laptop is Sympathy for the Devil.
by qvxb
Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2082: "Mercator Projection"
Replies: 29
Views: 1764

Re: 2082: "Mercator Projection"

Where will the proposed wall between the US and Mexico actually be?
by qvxb
Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2081: Middle Latitudes
Replies: 27
Views: 1372

Re: 2081: Middle Latitudes

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle latitudes with you.

Nothing to excess.
by qvxb
Thu Nov 29, 2018 3:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2078: "Popper"
Replies: 19
Views: 1730

Re: 2078: "Popper"

As Bird said, Popper ooo mow mow..
by qvxb
Tue Nov 27, 2018 2:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2077: "Heist"
Replies: 40
Views: 2226

Re: 2077: "Heist"

If he asks for your Social Security number, he's not legit.
by qvxb
Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2074: Airplanes and Spaceships
Replies: 40
Views: 2497

Re: 2074: Airplanes and Spaceships

There will be passenger spaceships when there are casinos (and hookers) on Mars and Venus.
by qvxb
Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2073: "Kilogram"
Replies: 97
Views: 5541

Re: 2073: "Kilogram"

Has BHG updated the Wikipedia article?
by qvxb
Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2066: "Ballot Selfies"
Replies: 110
Views: 7450

Re: 2066: "Ballot Selfies"

If a. person is in the voting booth with the curtain closed, how can anyone tell they are taking a selfie?
by qvxb
Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2064: "I'm a Car"
Replies: 19
Views: 2640

Re: 2064: "I'm a Car"

The first car to vote was a 1932 Ford coupe in Drag City in 1964. It was very critical of establishment politics and would constantly whine, whine, whine.
by qvxb
Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"
Replies: 27
Views: 3830

Re: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"

Please delete.
by qvxb
Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"
Replies: 27
Views: 3830

Re: 2063: "Carnot Cycle"

Print and distribute to your fellow pre-med students.
by qvxb
Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2062: "Barnard's Star"
Replies: 14
Views: 2919

Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Barnard's Star wishes everyone a Happy Mole Day from 6:02 AM to 6:02 PM on 10/23. Avogadro - he's got your number.
by qvxb
Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2062: "Barnard's Star"
Replies: 14
Views: 2919

Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

"Hello, young'un! You're getting big." - Barnard's Star
by qvxb
Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2060: "Hygrometer"
Replies: 35
Views: 3315

Re: 2060: "Hygrometer"

"My I interest you in this book of poetry in Iambic Pentameter?"

Iambic - therefore I write - inexpensively.
by qvxb
Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2058: "Rock Wall"
Replies: 24
Views: 3769

Re: 2058: "Rock Wall"

"Mantle? Bah! Lava tubes!" - O. Lidenbrock and J. Verne.
by qvxb
Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"
Replies: 13
Views: 3091

Re: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"

The TV film "The Day After" was first shown Nov. 20, 1983. Were the two films "inspired" by President Ronald Reagan?
by qvxb
Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"
Replies: 13
Views: 3091

Re: 2052: "Stanislav Petrov Day"

The film "War Games" was released in 1983.
by qvxb
Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2051: "Bad Opinions"
Replies: 46
Views: 5775

Re: 2051: "Bad Opinions"

Hint: The opinion is political and angers both Rush Limbaugh and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
by qvxb
Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2050: "6/6 Time"
Replies: 73
Views: 7143

Re: 2050: "6/6 Time"

And the lyrics would be "Time is not on my side".
by qvxb
Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2047: "Beverages"
Replies: 17
Views: 3236

Re: 2047: "Beverages"

by qvxb
Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2046: "Trum-"
Replies: 38
Views: 5241

Re: 2046: "Trum-"

"(It's right up there with 2001-2008, when people used to talk about the top two spots in the US being held by Bush and Dick.)"

Some leftist socialist progressives who take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, say that the spots were held by two Dicks.
by qvxb
Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2045: "Social Media Announcement"
Replies: 24
Views: 4141

Re: 2045: "Social Media Announcement"

This illustrates the need for a WGAF.
by qvxb
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2044: "Sandboxing Cycle"
Replies: 20
Views: 3883

Re: 2044: "Sandboxing Cycle"

The sandboxing cycle requires an initiator and maintainer. This is known as the military-industrial complex.
by qvxb
Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2040: Sibling-in-law
Replies: 52
Views: 7391

Re: 2040: Sibling-in-law

There's a problem when your family tree is a dowel.
by qvxb
Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2039: "Begging the Question"
Replies: 145
Views: 16182

Re: 2039: "Begging the Question"

Try "That food made me sick."
by qvxb
Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2034: "Equations"
Replies: 30
Views: 5632

Re: 2034: "Equations"

The chemistry equations author was pre-med until he/she wrote the equation.
by qvxb
Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2031: "Pie Charts"
Replies: 19
Views: 3566

Re: 2031: "Pie Charts"

What's This Foolishness? Reca!culate the percentages.
by qvxb
Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2030: "Voting Software"
Replies: 45
Views: 9186

Re: 2030: "Voting Software"

Many blame faulty voting software for the election of President Maurice Povich.
by qvxb
Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2029: "Disaster Movie"
Replies: 21
Views: 3328

Re: 2029: "Disaster Movie"

The actress to play the head of the Institute will be either Meryl Streep or Stormy Daniels.
by qvxb
Mon Jul 30, 2018 11:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2026: Heat Index
Replies: 30
Views: 3577

Re: 2026: Heat Index

TV (totally vapid) personalities use the heat index to scare viewers. "The heat index will be life threateningly high tomorrow. I'll tell you how high when I give the weather forecast later."
by qvxb
Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2025: "Peer Review"
Replies: 13
Views: 3160

Re: 2025: "Peer Review"

People wondered why Economics Journal had a membership in the KGB Poison of the Month Club.
by qvxb
Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2022: "Sports Champions"
Replies: 44
Views: 5289

Re: 2022: "Sports Champions"

Jebidiah was drunk and dropped "trou".
by qvxb
Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2021: "Software Development"
Replies: 31
Views: 6250

Re: 2021: "Software Development"

Donald Trump's worst nightmare.
by qvxb
Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2020: "Negative Results"
Replies: 15
Views: 2525

Re: 2020: "Negative Results"

xkcd is Seinfeld with scientific and technical matter added.
by qvxb
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 7957

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

According to the CPI calculator, 5¢ in 1930 dollars, the usual price for apples sold by unemployed Depression era Americans (and future FDR voters) is 75¢ today. Selling them for $1.00 each avoids having to make change. http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl Some panhandled. https://www.youtube.com/...
by qvxb
Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2017: "Stargazing 2"
Replies: 5
Views: 1925

Re: 2017: "Stargazing 2"

Good thing we weren't the winning bidder on eBay for those Stinger missiles.
by qvxb
Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2015: New Phone Thread
Replies: 20
Views: 4093

Re: 2015: New Phone Thread

It's not really a phone if it doesn't have a dial.
by qvxb
Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2014: "JWST Delays"
Replies: 21
Views: 3510

Re: 2014: "JWST Delays"

It's tough when there are no WWII German rocket scientists left or when your scientists are busy reading Dilbert and xkcd.
by qvxb
Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2013: "Rock"
Replies: 42
Views: 6041

Re: 2013: "Rock"

The last thing the rock heard was the Monkees' "Steppin' Stone".

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