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Obviously Randall doesn't listen to conservative talk radio.

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Tech Support hasn't noticed that the only music videos YouTube plays on the laptop is Sympathy for the Devil.

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Where will the proposed wall between the US and Mexico actually be?

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Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle latitudes with you.

Nothing to excess.

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As Bird said, Popper ooo mow mow..

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If he asks for your Social Security number, he's not legit.

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There will be passenger spaceships when there are casinos (and hookers) on Mars and Venus.

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Has BHG updated the Wikipedia article?

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If a. person is in the voting booth with the curtain closed, how can anyone tell they are taking a selfie?

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The first car to vote was a 1932 Ford coupe in Drag City in 1964. It was very critical of establishment politics and would constantly whine, whine, whine.

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Please delete.

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Print and distribute to your fellow pre-med students.

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Barnard's Star wishes everyone a Happy Mole Day from 6:02 AM to 6:02 PM on 10/23. Avogadro - he's got your number.

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"Hello, young'un! You're getting big." - Barnard's Star

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"My I interest you in this book of poetry in Iambic Pentameter?"

Iambic - therefore I write - inexpensively.

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"Mantle? Bah! Lava tubes!" - O. Lidenbrock and J. Verne.

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The TV film "The Day After" was first shown Nov. 20, 1983. Were the two films "inspired" by President Ronald Reagan?

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The film "War Games" was released in 1983.

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Hint: The opinion is political and angers both Rush Limbaugh and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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And the lyrics would be "Time is not on my side".

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Theme song for this comic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbpcTwwtW3M

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"(It's right up there with 2001-2008, when people used to talk about the top two spots in the US being held by Bush and Dick.)"

Some leftist socialist progressives who take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, say that the spots were held by two Dicks.

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This illustrates the need for a WGAF.

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The sandboxing cycle requires an initiator and maintainer. This is known as the military-industrial complex.

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There's a problem when your family tree is a dowel.

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Try "That food made me sick."

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The chemistry equations author was pre-med until he/she wrote the equation.

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What's This Foolishness? Reca!culate the percentages.

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Many blame faulty voting software for the election of President Maurice Povich.

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The actress to play the head of the Institute will be either Meryl Streep or Stormy Daniels.

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TV (totally vapid) personalities use the heat index to scare viewers. "The heat index will be life threateningly high tomorrow. I'll tell you how high when I give the weather forecast later."

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People wondered why Economics Journal had a membership in the KGB Poison of the Month Club.

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Jebidiah was drunk and dropped "trou".

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Donald Trump's worst nightmare.

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xkcd is Seinfeld with scientific and technical matter added.

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According to the CPI calculator, 5¢ in 1930 dollars, the usual price for apples sold by unemployed Depression era Americans (and future FDR voters) is 75¢ today. Selling them for $1.00 each avoids having to make change. http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl Some panhandled. https://www.youtube.com/...

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Good thing we weren't the winning bidder on eBay for those Stinger missiles.

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It's not really a phone if it doesn't have a dial.

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It's tough when there are no WWII German rocket scientists left or when your scientists are busy reading Dilbert and xkcd.

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The last thing the rock heard was the Monkees' "Steppin' Stone".

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