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The actress to play the head of the Institute will be either Meryl Streep or Stormy Daniels.

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TV (totally vapid) personalities use the heat index to scare viewers. "The heat index will be life threateningly high tomorrow. I'll tell you how high when I give the weather forecast later."

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People wondered why Economics Journal had a membership in the KGB Poison of the Month Club.

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Jebidiah was drunk and dropped "trou".

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Donald Trump's worst nightmare.

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xkcd is Seinfeld with scientific and technical matter added.

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According to the CPI calculator, 5¢ in 1930 dollars, the usual price for apples sold by unemployed Depression era Americans (and future FDR voters) is 75¢ today. Selling them for $1.00 each avoids having to make change. http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl Some panhandled. https://www.youtube.com/...

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Good thing we weren't the winning bidder on eBay for those Stinger missiles.

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It's not really a phone if it doesn't have a dial.

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It's tough when there are no WWII German rocket scientists left or when your scientists are busy reading Dilbert and xkcd.

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The last thing the rock heard was the Monkees' "Steppin' Stone".

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The wooshing you hear is the sound of the souls of grad students who did the research being sucked from their bodies.

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It may not be either/or but both, as in the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror".

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zjxs wrote:
qvxb wrote:Use Morse code. Or telegrams.

Telegram is banned in many countries.

I was referring to the telegram of Western Union.

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Use Morse code. Or telegrams.

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Speaking of Body Heat, Kathleen Turner is about 10000 K.

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It's understandable.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/ ... 24144.html

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The song "Roundabout" by Yes will not help you understand this cartoon.

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If you have 1000 or more loyalty points, we won't tell anyone about those pictures of leather-corseted grandmothers on your phone.

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When there is actual danger, you will hear a deep, booming voice saying "Na, na na, na. Na, na, na, na. Hey, hey, goodbye."

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Add Stormy Daniels to the list.

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The 2000 indicates that personnel who assemble the phones were not born before that year.

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Ponytail read the transcripts of the Nuremberg Trials.

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GDPR was the title of the 1976 disco hit by The Village Persons, a group of three men and a woman that portrayed upper middle class professionals. They were a liability lawyer, a banker and money launderer, a real estate developer that built on toxic waste sites, and a female gynecologist and part-t...

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The number of our investors is equal to the number of Trump voters.

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Newspapers, bah! All you need is Rush, Sean, and Fox News.

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Are they AARP members?

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Where's the Gus Wilson of electronics?

http://www.gus-stories.org/gus1.htm

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Has Randall acquired high levels of feline estrogenic compounds?

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Should this comic also be posted on EDC Forums?

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"Big Pharma" is very close to "Presidential History".

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Cueball,

Listen to the following Beach Boys' songs

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Little Deuce Coupe
Shut Down
Fun, Fun, Fun

Repeat until feeling of dread subsides

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This comic is based on an unused Seinfeld script.

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Come men and women
Throughout the land
Don't try to comprehend
What you don't understand
Programming languages are
Beyond your command
Your powers of learning are fading
So get out your glue gun
To achieve your plan
It's your approach
That needs changin'

Thanks and apologies to Bob Dylan

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Channel 4 just hired Stormy Daniels to be their new weatherperson. She edged out Jenny McCarthy for the position.

Be sure to check out the new "Big Blow" hurricane coverage.

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Some posters inadvertently irritate people by, for example, using "Sieg heil!" as a synonym for "Gesundheit!"

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Eventually there will be a big vertical drop then the line will continue horizontally.

The notation will be "Rosebud, broken snow globe, other assorted junk", in a different printing style than previous entries.

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"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

As good a course of action today as it was two thousand years ago.

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Some feel the best Turkish Delight is the Mauser brand.

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"Never release your tax return. Build a wall instead." - D. Trump

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