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by qvxb
Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1824: "Identification Chart"
Replies: 27
Views: 4351

Re: 1824: Identification Chart

Hornet (Hudson), Falcon (Ford), Eagle (AMC), Hawk (Studebaker). How many do you remember?
by qvxb
Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1821: "Incinerator"
Replies: 25
Views: 3431

Re: 1821: "Incinerator"

The new incinerator plays "Light My Fire", "Burnin' for You", and "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" when it's operating.
by qvxb
Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1815: "Flag"
Replies: 49
Views: 5253

Re: 1815: "Flag"

It's not a good design. Replace the center star with 50 stars. We are a nation composed of 50 little nations. Remove the outer stars and replace with other symbols, such as a snowflake and a dollar sign. The space above the stripes will be sold for advertising. Each flag can have a unique set of slo...
by qvxb
Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1812: "Onboarding"
Replies: 34
Views: 5711

Re: 1812: "Onboarding"

Bismuth from what? They've achieved cold fusion!?

When life gives you bismuth, make Pepto-Bismol.
by qvxb
Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1807: "Listening"
Replies: 47
Views: 17020

Re: 1807: "Listening"

Listen
Order two tons of creamed corn
Overnight delivery
Whoa-oh faster

Found in 1963 on crumpled sheet of paper in Beatles' wastebasket.
by qvxb
Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1801: "Decision Paralysis"
Replies: 29
Views: 4110

Re: 1801: "Decision Paralysis"

Check Consumer Reports and choose the car with the best frequency of repair record.

If the bomb is less than a quarter of a mile away, look for a fuel-injected Stingray and a 413.

If the cars are a Yugo and a Trabant, just go home because you'll never make it in time.
by qvxb
Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1793: "Soda Sugar Comparisons"
Replies: 132
Views: 13232

Re: 1793: "Soda Sugar Comparisons"

This comic is Randall's gift to general chemistry instructors teaching the factor label or unit conversion method of solving problems. If 946 mL = 1 qt, 128 fl oz = 1 gal, and 1 gal = 4 qt, then 20 fl oz soda contains how many mL? mL = (946 mL/qt)(4 qt/gal)(1 gal/128 fl oz)(20 fl oz)        = 591 mL 
by qvxb
Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1790: "Sad"
Replies: 81
Views: 8156

Re: 1790: "Sad"

Her problem the Stardew Valley farm. Give up agriculture. Build a mall on the north forty and a casino to the south. At some point declare bankruptcy (the sacrifice fly of business) on the latter. And never, ever show anyone your tax returns. If you feel down DO NOT listen to this song. https://www....
by qvxb
Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1789: "Phone Numbers"
Replies: 27
Views: 4502

Re: 1789: "Phone Numbers"

My number is Beechwood4-5789. The one below it, 867-5309, is Jenny's. And Rick, don't lose it.
by qvxb
Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1786: "Trash"
Replies: 29
Views: 4359

Re: 1786: "Trash"

Dear Aunt Grimalkin,,

What was the name of the contractor that sealed the chute in your house? Also, please send me your recipe for mouse parmigiana.

Love, Nephew Ginger

PS, the rodents on the other side wear black hats.
by qvxb
Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1783: "Emails"
Replies: 26
Views: 3325

Re: 1783: "Emails"

As Benjamin Franklin said, “Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.” and “For every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned.”.
by qvxb
Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1782: "Team Chat"
Replies: 84
Views: 9450

Re: 1782: "Team Chat"

Yes, we speak of things that matter
With words that must be said
"Can entropy be reversed?"
"Is liberalism really dead?"

-The Dangling Conversation (2017)
by qvxb
Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1781: "Artifacts"
Replies: 35
Views: 4463

Re: 1781: "Artifacts"

"The data clearly shows ..." or "The data clearly show ..."? "Let the discussion begin", said John Smith aka Pedantic Man.
by qvxb
Mon Jan 02, 2017 2:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1779: "2017"
Replies: 71
Views: 8274

Re: 1779: "2017"

Q: If foxes guard henhouses, what do jackals guard?

A: EPA, OSHA, DOD, etc.
by qvxb
Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1779: "2017"
Replies: 71
Views: 8274

Re: 1779: "2017"

I'm going to perform at Uncle Donald's inauguration in January. I can't decide between "Another Brick in the Wall" and "You're No Good".
by qvxb
Mon Dec 26, 2016 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1777: "Dear Diary"
Replies: 7
Views: 2184

Re: Dear Diary

What cabinet post will BHG hold in the Trump administration?
by qvxb
Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1771: "It Was I"
Replies: 61
Views: 8702

Re: 1771: "It Was I"

Here's Skip and Flip's opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJBYs9AFgiM

I'm unaware if A. Yankovic has weighed in.
by qvxb
Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1747: "Spider Paleontology"
Replies: 43
Views: 5869

Re: 1747: "Spider Paleontology"

And then there are Porsche Spyders.
by qvxb
Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1746: "Making Friends"
Replies: 12
Views: 2704

Re: 1746: "Making Friends"

And don't say "Bite me!". It really antagonizes them.
by qvxb
Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1743: "Coffee"
Replies: 77
Views: 9825

Re: 1743: "Coffee"

Plenty of videos on YouTube.
by qvxb
Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1740: "Rosetta"
Replies: 35
Views: 4772

Re: 1740: "Rosetta"

Rosetta may be more intact than the European Union.
by qvxb
Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1739: "Fixing Problems"
Replies: 26
Views: 4804

Re: 1739: "Fixing Problems"

He has a job for life.
by qvxb
Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1738:"Moon Shapes"
Replies: 66
Views: 8637

Re: 1738:"Moon Shapes"

The pinpoints of light on the moon in the last picture are LED flashlights placed by teenaged Selenites as a gag. They all use Adze deodorant.
by qvxb
Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1737: "Datacenter Scale"
Replies: 57
Views: 10060

Re: 1737: "Datacenter Scale"

Like the Roman principle of "Kill 'em all, let Jupiter sort 'em out!".
by qvxb
Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1736: "Manhattan Project"
Replies: 29
Views: 4753

Re: 1736: "Manhattan Project"

WOPR says no!
by qvxb
Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1735: "Fashion Police and Grammar Police"
Replies: 269
Views: 24442

Re: 1735: "Fashion Police and Grammar Police"

Please peepul, they're is no reason to get excited. Wanting gud grammer used, like A. Yankovic does, is not elitist or racist. I'm gonna get a cup of espresso.

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