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by BittahOverlord
Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. your wish backfires and now you are the only one who cannot continue on this thread.

i wish to undo the corruption caused by your wish.
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. the game releases on all VR platforms. the game is highly addictive and creates a new wave of corrupt-minded children who seek destruction. not a issue now, but in 20 years they'll mature into an army focused on world domination.

i wish for eyesight that cannot be corrupted.
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. everyone on earth is immortal except you. someone injects you with the immortality serum and you can't die just like the rest of us.

i wish to be the creator of "The Game".
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you develop severe dyslexia and it results in multiple plane collisions and you are to blame.

i wish the cursed sock monster would go extinct. tired of losing my precious socks. step 1: steal socks. step 2: profit.
by BittahOverlord
Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They raise the cost of the car by $3000, and it costs $3000 to do the analysis (in addition to breaking the window, necessitating its replacement). The system is easily defeated by scattering broken glass from another car at the site of a hit and run. I wish I had airplane scheduling privi...
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. all records of their existence is instantly destroyed. someone else comes up with a similar movie called "whalocane".

i wish for an interplanetary portal gun that only works if i'm alive.
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. the animations stop, and then you go blind. then, the animations begin again.

i wish all works of fiction to become non fiction.
by BittahOverlord
Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you are able to watch both shows at the same time. each eye focusing on each show. upon watching the show you realize it wasn't a show at all. it was a mirror to your troubled past and you develop PTSD.

i wish to be able to traverse through time forwards instead of backwards.
by BittahOverlord
Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. someome invents a way for reverse gravity for everyone and everything that isn't you.

i wish for peace amongst all humans and robot hands. may we rule the galaxy as one entity from this day forward.
by BittahOverlord
Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you now live in that universe except no other life exists.

i wish for robot hand that is able to turn corrupted wishes into uncorrupted ones.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. a game is created that only involves trees. the game only exists on a planet without oxygen in its atmosphere. all the trees die.

i wish for my student loans to be randomly paid back by Merlin, and then he takes me on as his apprentice.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. your fish gets eaten by another fish.

i wish for time to be frozen for 1 day.
by BittahOverlord
Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25512
Views: 1725256

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

phillip1882 wrote:granted. nothing.

i wish for a good joke.


granted. "what did the robot say to the centipede? -- "Stop being a centipede."

i wish to be able to wish for more wishes.
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2278
Views: 248826

Re: Escape from Raptors

before dying i use my portal-creating bionic eye to transport myself into my dimension of infinite clones of myself. there and only there we have anti raptors. they only eat the meat of other raptors and are immune to anything outside of our dimension's laws of science.
by BittahOverlord
Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2278
Views: 248826

Re: Escape from Raptors

We all know that eventually Raptors will get bored and decide to rise up and take over the rest of the world. Most likely this will happen after Fox cancels one too many a Whedon show or if enough Lindsey Lohan/ Paris Hilton clones propogate and form a critical "Annoying celebrity 'bad girl'&q...
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:57 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Colorado Meetup anyone?
Replies: 7
Views: 7557

Re: Colorado Meetup anyone?

Okay, I did it and sent you another pm.
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums
Replies: 727
Views: 216583

Re: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums

Third times the charm!
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums
Replies: 727
Views: 216583

Re: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums

There she blows again!
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums
Replies: 727
Views: 216583

Re: Easy Posting In Zero Count Forums

Here's once
by BittahOverlord
Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:24 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Colorado Meetup anyone?
Replies: 7
Views: 7557

Re: Colorado Meetup anyone?

I PM'd you heuristic, please get back to me. I need to know some things..
by BittahOverlord
Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:51 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Colorado Meetup anyone?
Replies: 7
Views: 7557

Re: Colorado Meetup anyone?

I moved out there and my paranoia and anxiety got the best of me and had to return home. I plan on making a second attempt in the near months. Perhaps our paths will cross..

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