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CorruptUser

The thing is, even without cops not investigating other cops, cops know how to cover their tracks so other cops can't catch them...

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Make all fines payable two levels up, e.g., if the city police levy a fine it doesn't go to the police department, it doesn't go to the city, it goes to the state. Or maybe the county. Highway patrol tickets go to the fed, not the state. Then lets see how long they act as mobile tax collectors...

CorruptUser

That's some really shortsighted thinking. You catch the criminals WHILE they are small time crooks, before they escalate from petty larceny to armed robbery. That they get minor penalties or deals is a GOOD thing. What's more important in crime prevention is not the expected value of punishment but ...

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The cops first duty is to protect. I'd put it before serve. Insight and support-network info is worth far less than casualties, even an officers. But 'insight and support-network info' means less casualties tomorrow. It's the same reason Scandinavian prisons focus so heavily on rehabilitation, mean...

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It's for the greater good that they go to trial. People need to know the justice system is functioning, that the police are more than a step removed from death squads, that violent crime will not end in 15 seconds of blazed glorydom but in 15 years of glazed boredom. That reminds me of Scared Straig...

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Is there anywhere with the percentage of "active shooters" taken into custody by race?

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Also, nowhere in the constitution does it say that children of illegal immigrants are citizens... Section 1 of the Fourteenth Amendment is pretty explicit about this, and is, in actuality, quite easily Googlable. "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdi...

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Got Eador, loved it, decided to buy Eador Imperium, but bugs made combat unplayable, requested refund :/.

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Actually, I thought the Benghazi investigation helped Clinton, in that an actual story got turned into a non-story by the way the Republicans went all crazy on how the Clinton Foundation had Vince Foster's remains hidden in an email server in a pizza shop in Benghazi, or something.

CorruptUser

Back on topic. Holy shit the Boston police are goddamn idiots. Police caught on film punching Harvard student that was pinned to ground . I'm just going to ignore the whole human rights issue and ask the sociopathic questions. Did they think that harvard students couldn't afford cameras? Were they u...

CorruptUser

Only if you can afford to live there. It's either the world's shittiest awesome city, or the most awesome shitty city.

CorruptUser

Is that where the Easter bunny lives the rest of the year?

CorruptUser

Go to San Francisco. If a naked person walks by absolutely no one will notice what you are wearing.

CorruptUser

"It needs to be reframed into a class issue in spite of the people presenting themselves as middle class. Clearly all black people are at fault for not wearing bespoke suits"

CorruptUser

Maybe black people should start wearing nice pants, button down shirts, and the most disarming of fashion accessories; bowties?

CorruptUser

Again, dude, where the hell did you grow up that these two guys would've been dressed like "low class thugs"? I'm sorry that you had to get caught in the middle of a dance off between the Dukes of Dolce and Gabbana-Rama before they put aside their differences to control the local supply of...

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I saw the video with the bike cops. What kind of dapper criminal organizations do you have in your area where those black guys would be considered dressing like "low class thugs"? Did the Gucci-Gang start another turf war with The Lords of Liberace?

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What if it's because they are Male, and you dont want your bar to be a sausage party?

CorruptUser

Update to that story of the former soldier cop who was fired for not shooting a black man. The city settled for $175k to dismiss the case.

CorruptUser

So, drought/desert beats mudslides, and tumbleweeds beat desert, and meth beats tumbleweeds? Then fire beats meth? Fire, beats meth and weeds, beaten by mud and drought Mud, beats fire and meth, beaten by drought and weeds Drought, beats mud and fire, beaten by weeds and meth Weeds, beats drought an...

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The Forgotten Beast Knael Mackdacknic arrives! It is a giant duck with six legs and covered in spikes. Its trunk is covered in mauve fur. Beware its deadly dust!

Ok, go have an icon for that one.

CorruptUser

This is America, no one deserves to be treated like a black man.

CorruptUser

But illegal immigrants are rarely on the books, or if they are it's through forged documents. All jobs are required to do that I-9 thing to prove that the worker is legally employable, which requires government issued photo ID.

CorruptUser

But coincidently black people tend to be denied service far more frequently...

CorruptUser

Well you know, the less something matters, the harder people fight over it. But it doesn't make sense. Yes, people are shitheads, yes the teams will overlook quite a bit of bad behavior from the athletes, but neonazism? I mean it's probably racism on my part, but I don't expect the whites-only team ...

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What I mean is, it happened to you. You being the actual victim of a crime is going to affect your outlook far more than you hearing about some worse crime in a different state that happened to people you will never meet. But what doesn't make sense is that the neonazis had coaches. As in sports tea...

CorruptUser

Except this happened to Pforrest, not to someone else somewhere else.

CorruptUser

Hey now, some of the remedies contain ethanol as a preservative, which isn't free you know. Which probably makes the rabies saliva safe, kind of.

CorruptUser

"White nword" is usually moronspeak for "jew"

CorruptUser

But Clinton was worse than the gilded slumlord and borderline rapist because she was delivering pizza out of an email server located in her foundation in Benghazi, or something.

CorruptUser

Chicago requires all homes to be a certain percent stone ever since the 1871 fire.

CorruptUser

So... idea for a SNL skit.

A Bostonian bartender refuses to serve anyone in a Yankees shirt, is caught on tape saying "all Yankees fans are f-ing idiots", and is sued for discrimination against the mentally disabled.

CorruptUser

Wait, does the business have to prove they were justified, or does the plaintiff have to prove the business was discriminatory?

CorruptUser

But the problem isn't that the police arrested two people for refusing to leave a place that technically they weren't legally allowed to be in, the problem is that Starbucks called the cops because two black people had the audacity to be in a Starbucks during business hours. Oh, and as far as I can ...

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Did I ever say the police always follow every procedure? Of course they dont, and when there's a mass screwup, it's the one that didnt adhere to The Process that volunteered to be thrown under the bus. Remember that United airlines flight where the doctor was dragged off the plane? Technically The P...

CorruptUser

It definitely is what is happening now, and its only getting worse thanks to the expansion of the surveillance state. People can't let things slide, especially now that everything they do is on camera. As for 2, if that is the case, you can't blame the officers themselves for following the procedure...

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I don't know? If they can't, maybe they should? Whether everything here was done by the book or not is irrelevant. A business being able to call police on two people who aren't being disruptive in any way, and police then detaining them for nine hours, is not an acceptable way to run things. If cur...

CorruptUser

Are you sure about that? Are cops allowed to release someone from arrest without processing them at the station?

CorruptUser

Yeah, I get the impression it's more the fault of charbucks than of the police in this case. People do business there all the time, they could be asked the men why they were waiting around without accusing them of anything, and not escalated the situation.

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I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO KILL ME YET, YOU CANDY ASSED PANSY! ONLY STEERS AND EMOS WEAR BLACK ROBES AND CARRY KNIVES ON STICKS, AND YOU DONT LOOK LIKE NO STEER SO THAT NARROWS DOWN THE OPTIONS NOW DONT IT!? R Lee Ermy, best known for playing the same scary drill sergeant in every movie he's in,...

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