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by JCM
Tue May 01, 2012 11:26 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Greatest Hydrocarbon Ever
Replies: 2
Views: 2222

Greatest Hydrocarbon Ever

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Whoever came up with this should win a Nobel Prize.
by JCM
Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:32 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Obsession over grades is killing American Education
Replies: 188
Views: 24244

Re: Obsession over grades is killing American Education

As a slightly-above-average American student, I'd like to give my two cents on this. I am an extremely lazy person. I rarely do homework, I daydream in class, and I study what I need to know to maintain my A/B average. I'm also an extremely bad test-taker. One question, especially if it's math-relat...
by JCM
Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1034: "Share Buttons"
Replies: 82
Views: 29742

Re: 1034: "Share Buttons"

How come I feel like a nerd every time I can relate to one of these comics?
by JCM
Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:25 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Games you can't remember the title of.
Replies: 1933
Views: 533295

Re: Games you can't remember the title of.

LuNatic wrote:
JCM wrote:I remember playing a flash game where you had to die to win each level. Do any of you remember something similar to this?


Super Karoshi?

Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.
by JCM
Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:57 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Games you can't remember the title of.
Replies: 1933
Views: 533295

Re: Games you can't remember the title of.

I remember playing a flash game where you had to die to win each level. Do any of you remember something similar to this?
by JCM
Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:27 am UTC
Forum: Comics/Graphic Novels
Topic: What webcomics have you STOPPED reading?
Replies: 177
Views: 106127

Re: What webcomics have you STOPPED reading?

Bob and George. It kind of got dull after it ended.
by JCM
Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189150

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

It's MC J here bustin some bad rhymes. Like you other nerds did those other 162 times. If you don't like me. well forget you. I'm not gonna forfeit my skills for a black Jew. Unless you're not actually a black Jew. Then you're probably just something else bad, foo! It's MC J here bustin some bad rh...
by JCM
Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: So it looks like another set of forum admins hate me...
Replies: 8
Views: 1523

Re: So it looks like another set of forum admins hate me...

Welcome back anyway! I hope now you can learn how to keep your rants mostly clean from not on. :wink:
by JCM
Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0683: "Science Montage"
Replies: 85
Views: 52036

Re: "Science Montage" Discussion

Thank you for ruining my favorite genre of movies. :roll:
by JCM
Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: silly rabbit! Cereal is for Dinner!
Replies: 98
Views: 14369

Re: silly rabbit! Cereal is for Dinner!

I guess I'm a godless communist, then. I don't eat cereal much.
by JCM
Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Cool games on the interweb redux
Replies: 514
Views: 316410

Re: Cool games on the interweb redux

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/520768 This one is Ching Chong Beautiful. It's a parody (sort of) of Japanese game shows. In this it consists of a man named Ching who has his brother stolen, and is then forced to run through a ridiculous set of increasingly difficult obstacle courses to get h...
by JCM
Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The amazing thread that moves backwards!
Replies: 246
Views: 34291

Re: The amazing thread that moves backwards!

That horror movie may be bad, but nothing as bad as Saw. :shock:
by JCM
Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Happy New Year to all XKCD people
Replies: 44
Views: 4474

Re: Happy New Year to all XKCD people

My resolution is to stop reading the xkcdsucks blog now that I've joined the community.
by JCM
Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:06 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital
Replies: 70
Views: 6544

Re: Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital

This is terrible! I listen to him every day! Please, I don't want to lose another celebrity this year!
by JCM
Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:57 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Broccoli
Replies: 59
Views: 9801

Re: Broccoli

I can eat broccoli without cringing in disgust, but I would never, ever say that it's better than bacon.
by JCM
Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:49 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Games you have programmed
Replies: 93
Views: 38883

Re: Games you have programmed

Sorry for reviving the thread, but I'm currently designing (or creating all the graphics and music for) a game, though someone else is actually programming it in FreeBASIC, so I'm not sure if it counts.
by JCM
Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in Palindromes
Replies: 535
Views: 44121

Re: Count in Palindromes

26362

Which is pretty cool since 2 times 3 is 6.
by JCM
Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 887092

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

I find it awesome how this will never balance the rant thread.
by JCM
Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0682: "Force"
Replies: 61
Views: 20835

Re: "Force" Discussion

Oh sweet irony

Actually, it has been done before, so I may be wrong.
by JCM
Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Music Things You Are Ticked About
Replies: 73
Views: 8434

Re: Music Things You Are Ticked About

I hate music that doesn't do a clean fading out at the end. Yes, there are soulless bastards who still do that, but fortunately, that ear torture isn't prevalent in today's society.
by JCM
Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 964923

Re: Vending machine!

You get NOTHING! Ha ha!

I put in a math equation.
by JCM
Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 733350

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

I don't have cable (or broadcast :x ) so I don't get much exposure to ads, but when I'm looking at stuff on Hulu, there's always these alcohol commercials that pretend like it's completely cool and fun and don't mention anything about the side effects, which is illegal for cigarette commercials (whi...
by JCM
Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Gay: Full of hate or just another swear?
Replies: 163
Views: 20673

Re: Gay: Full of hate or just another swear?

A recent South Park tackled the topic, and though they didn't exactly do it cleverly enough, the general idea is still there. The word "gay" has had it's meaning expanded, whether with regular middle school kids or with anyone else I can think of. Though gay doesn't exactly mean happy anym...
by JCM
Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:25 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Why do out of print books cost so much?
Replies: 9
Views: 2250

Re: Why do out of print books cost so much?

are you serious

Out of print books cost so much because they aren't made anymore and are legally rare.
by JCM
Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:23 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Music Video Identification Thread
Replies: 74
Views: 89311

Re: Music Video Identification Thread

I saw a video where this large dude played a piano looking like Mozart. He also sung terribly, by the way.
by JCM
Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:19 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: The worst film you've seen
Replies: 706
Views: 254358

Re: The worst film you've seen

The Star Wars Holiday Special. Seriously, someone told me to watch it, I saw bits and pieces on YouTube, and still regret it to this day.
by JCM
Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8658
Views: 1747383

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

lol i suck at this
by JCM
Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0681: "Gravity Wells"
Replies: 205
Views: 54853

Re: "Gravity Wells" Discussion

Wah! Huge image is huge! My poor little dial-up and 800x600 screen resolution can't handle this. :cry:
by JCM
Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:29 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1821
Views: 463630

Re: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?

I recently read the last Diary of a Wimpy Kid against my will and some obscure non fiction.
by JCM
Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:25 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9560
Views: 1151363

Re: What are you listening to?

Every Beatles song ever on iTunes shuffle. (Yes, I'm a professional music downloader, and haven't been caught yet! 8) (That's all a lie, please don't tell the men in black.))
by JCM
Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:22 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Sherlock Holmes Movie
Replies: 79
Views: 13841

Re: Sherlock Holmes Movie

I'm highly exited for this, hoping that Hollywood will have pity on the man who started an entire franchise and won't ruin it like they did everything else they ever got their crummy little hands on this decade. What better way to end it than a well thought-out mystery?
by JCM
Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7582
Views: 712077

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Depends. How long is this TV series?

A bottle of water.
by JCM
Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 356928

Re: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions

People assume my name is pronounced "Jay See Em". It's pronounced "Jicem". You don't see people going around calling xkcd "Ex Kay See Dee", do you?
by JCM
Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Today I Made:
Replies: 4705
Views: 895270

Re: Today I Made:

I made a bologna sandwich and pumpkin pie.
by JCM
Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:39 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What is your favourite book?
Replies: 808
Views: 300153

Re: What is your favourite book?

I personally like Fahrenheit 451, The Last Book in the Universe, and anything similar.
by JCM
Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:35 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Christmas Music
Replies: 18
Views: 3223

Re: Christmas Music

KrazyerKate wrote:I could feel my IQ dropping as I watched those videos.

Now I gotta go play a game of chess or read a wikipedia article or something.

Yeah, sorry about that. I watch too much television. :oops:
by JCM
Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Movies you turned off before you were half-way through.
Replies: 216
Views: 29725

Re: Movies you turned off before you were half-way through.

Every film that ends with "Movie"
by JCM
Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:28 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Cool games on the interweb redux
Replies: 514
Views: 316410

Re: Cool games on the interweb redux

Heh. I fixed a lot of entries to include the proper names of games so that the list is more searchable. But somehow I thought I could get away with leaving this one entry as it was. Hmm... (gonna fix this now) No, that's my bad. I left my nerd2english decoder off when on this thread. But thanks any...
by JCM
Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 336976

Re: Misquote the person above you.

The Scyphozoa wrote:
neoliminal wrote:
eaglef2 wrote:
The Scyphozoa wrote:JUST SAY "I lost twenty dollars and my self respect"

I lost twenty dollars and my self respect


You lost twenty dollars and your fleshlight?

That's what I hear, yeah.

That's what she said, yeah.
by JCM
Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:13 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: How do apple stay in business?
Replies: 112
Views: 23256

Re: How do apple stay in business?

JCM wrote:I actually know very few people with an actual Mac computer, but Apple makes so much off of their iPods and iPhones and the like, that it's not even noticeable.

I just want to add that the fact that Macs don't get viruses is a good reason for buying them, even if they are overpriced.

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