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by teelo
Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Where to Repair Coat
Replies: 4
Views: 1223

Re: Where to Repair Coat

I don't understand. Can't you just walk up to a tailoring goods vendor and click the repair button?
by teelo
Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1767: "US State Names"
Replies: 59
Views: 6138

Re: 1767: "US State Names"

Non-American here. I thought you weirdo's didn't treat DC as a state?
by teelo
Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I was thinking of naming the boxes the way they were in that Futurama episode about the alternate universe, but can't remember what they said.
by teelo
Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Hopping on the 1759 bandwagon.
by teelo
Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1761: "Blame"
Replies: 138
Views: 13019

Re: 1761: "Blame"

Swing-and-a-miss with this comic.
by teelo
Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:26 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [NZ] New Zealand!
Replies: 470
Views: 161891

Re: [NZ] New Zealand!

Wellington here, reporting in safe after last nights quakes. Not that anyone cares.
by teelo
Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1756: "I'm With Her"
Replies: 446
Views: 42879

Re: 1756: "I'm With Her"

It just occurred to me: the arrow is pointing to the right. England is to the right of America. "Her" is referring to QE2. The voters actually want to return to being a British Colony, hence not voting for Republicans. It all makes sense now.
by teelo
Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

1756

Australia/NZ? No, fuck off, we're full.
by teelo
Tue Nov 08, 2016 8:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1756: "I'm With Her"
Replies: 446
Views: 42879

Re: 1756: "I'm With Her"

VOTE TRUMP (the Hearthstone Streamer) FOR PRESIDENT 2016
by teelo
Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm the Messiah.
Replies: 32
Views: 3438

Re: I'm the Messiah.

I'm actually the messiah. But I'm also lazy. Can't be bothered helping anyone.
by teelo
Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I had a brainfart earlier and decided to turn it into an xkcdSW.

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by teelo
Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"
Replies: 47
Views: 3844

Re: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"

Znirk wrote:Image

Fine! I'll build my own Lunar Lander, with Blackjack and hookers. Infact, forget the Lunar Lander and the Blackjack.
by teelo
Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"
Replies: 47
Views: 3844

Re: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"

But where do I go to get the Earth experience?
by teelo
Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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by teelo
Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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by teelo
Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1742: "Will It Work"
Replies: 50
Views: 4971

Re: 1742: "Will It Work"

He forgot "first install Windows 95..."
by teelo
Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:41 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 2016 US Presidential Election
Replies: 8482
Views: 525134

Re: 2016 US Presidential Election

Vote for Trump (the Hearthstone streamer) for president of Blizzard Entertainment in 2016. Make Priests great again.
by teelo
Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1738:"Moon Shapes"
Replies: 66
Views: 6480

Re: 1738:"Moon Shapes"

Last I heard, E'lune was a Naaru.
by teelo
Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1737: "Datacenter Scale"
Replies: 57
Views: 7530

Re: 1737: "Datacenter Scale"

I have a whole solar system full of spare Death Stars. They're like companion cubes from Portal.
by teelo
Thu Sep 22, 2016 8:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blocking all Images
Replies: 9
Views: 1904

Re: Blocking all Images

Looks like this thread is going to be filled with instructions for various different browsers. Quick, people! Theres still browsers out there you haven't covered! Netscape Navigator. Bertie Boo's Big Bad Bwowser. Tapatalk!
by teelo
Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

1735
by teelo
Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"
Replies: 523
Views: 42127

Re: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"

What were these changes in orbits referred to in the comic, and what caused them? These changes in earths orbit effected primarily the eccentricity of the orbit. Additionally, the axial tilt of the planet changes. They're due to the natural orbital perturbations that come with any orbit in a n-body...
by teelo
Wed Sep 14, 2016 10:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"
Replies: 523
Views: 42127

Re: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"

What were these changes in orbits referred to in the comic, and what caused them?
by teelo
Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"
Replies: 523
Views: 42127

Re: 1732: "Earth Temperature Timeline"

Was expecting to see King Henry VIII plotted on that graph :(
by teelo
Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Bur?
by teelo
Sun Sep 11, 2016 11:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

166 updated to the current trends
by teelo
Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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by teelo
Sun Sep 04, 2016 10:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Missed again
Replies: 1
Views: 1577

Re: Missed again

Guess that explains the lack of what-if's, and xkcd survey results.
by teelo
Sun Sep 04, 2016 10:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Target stores adding a third bathroom for transgender people to use.
Replies: 14
Views: 2601

Re: Target stores adding a third bathroom for transgender people to use.

I actually find this topic surprising. i don't know of any supermarkets or department stores in this country (New Zealand) that offer customer bathrooms outside of ones attached to malls. New World Chaffers near Waitangi Park in Wellington. You just have to ask for the key. Also I think New town Co...
by teelo
Fri Sep 02, 2016 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Target stores adding a third bathroom for transgender people to use.
Replies: 14
Views: 2601

Re: Target stores adding a third bathroom for transgender people to use.

I actually find this topic surprising. i don't know of any supermarkets or department stores in this country (New Zealand) that offer customer bathrooms outside of ones attached to malls.
by teelo
Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Target stores adding a third bathroom for transgender people to use.
Replies: 14
Views: 2601

Re: Target stores adding a third bathroom for transgender people to use.

Solution: replace all the bathrooms with a sign that reads "Need to take a leak? Should have gone before you left your home earlier. Bet you regret ordering that third drink now, dontcha?"
by teelo
Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: BCE and CE.
Replies: 47
Views: 4900

Re: BCE and CE.

New plan: years since the dinosaur extinction.

Something something Randal's fear of raptors.
by teelo
Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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by teelo
Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Fictional Science
Topic: Dark Matter
Replies: 17
Views: 2629

Re: Dark Matter

Didn't scientists already prove with a 90% CI that Dark Matter is a sci-fi TV show that won't ever be as good as Firefly?
by teelo
Tue Aug 30, 2016 1:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: BCE and CE.
Replies: 47
Views: 4900

Re: BCE and CE.

commodorejohn wrote:
teelo wrote:Lets just overcomplicate the issue by measuring years from Epoch.

BCE can mean Before Counting Epoch
AD can mean Analogue Digital

But which epoch? Unix or VMS?
Turns out neither. It's just an arbitrary date time I plucked out of nowhere just to incite mass confusion.
by teelo
Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: BCE and CE.
Replies: 47
Views: 4900

Re: BCE and CE.

Lets just overcomplicate the issue by measuring years from Epoch.

BCE can mean Before Counting Epoch
AD can mean Analogue Digital
by teelo
Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1725: "Linear Regression"
Replies: 27
Views: 4742

Re: 1725: "Linear Regression"

But what-if its actually a connect-the-dots of a Pokemon?
by teelo
Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8547
Views: 1243519

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Posting this even before the official 1723 discussion thread is up.
by teelo
Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1721: "Business Idea"
Replies: 55
Views: 5440

Re: 1721: "Business Idea"

Awww, I wanna know what the rest of the idea was!

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