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by Oregonaut
Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Someone sussed out who I am in real life, located me, and told me to finish the god damn story. They also told me that I needed to tell people here about where I'm putting it. http://talesoforegonaut.wordpress.com/ So now I've completed their request. I'm sorry to everyone, for everything. I won't m...
by Oregonaut
Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story
Replies: 260
Views: 15012

Re: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story

No, I am sorry but the story will remain unfinished. I'm disappearing for good.

Thanks for your readership.
by Oregonaut
Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story
Replies: 260
Views: 15012

Re: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story

No, I am only dating Pod. She and I are monogamous.

You and I are friends, nothing more. We've been over that.

If you need a deeper explanation than that, Blue, you have my e-mail address.
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Smoke Pit - Military Q/A
Replies: 595
Views: 46417

Re: The Smoke Pit - Military Q/A

We all know the deal, but I wanted to pass this along so we can all remember. MEMORIAL DAY MESSAGE FROM THE SECRETARY OF VETERANS AFFAIRS Today, we pay homage to those who placed themselves on the Altar of Freedom for love of country. Memorial Day is a time for remembrance, reflection, and respect—f...
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 7:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why we shouldn't ban guns...
Replies: 201
Views: 24185

Re: Why we shouldn't ban guns...

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by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...
Replies: 236
Views: 15395

Re: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...

Just a...safety tip...Uhm...Kevlar isn't the best for stabbing protection. You'll want something with more give, because you want to break the blade and slow it down, instead of trying to prevent it in the first place. Kevlar's great against bullets, not that great against stabby time. Just...you kn...
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 7:14 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...
Replies: 236
Views: 15395

Re: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...

Let's try this another way. With sensitive topics like this, if you can't even attempt to show some semblance of tact or sensitivity when discussing it, leave it and come back when you can. Making assumptions about peoples' experiences crosses that line. //Puppy dog eyes.// Can I be like you when I...
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 5:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story
Replies: 260
Views: 15012

Re: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story

Sometimes you just have to swear when you miss an entire word that is kind of integral to the section you put in a story.
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...
Replies: 236
Views: 15395

Re: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...

I suppose if the person knew you would lose all memory of the evening then you could argue that anything you did wouldn't have mattered since you wouldn't remember it. Yeah, sorry, but this is very wrong. Pregnancy and STD's are still huge risks regardless of whether you remember the event or not. ...
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 2:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story
Replies: 260
Views: 15012

Re: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story

Son of a bitch.

Fixed two typos.
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 2:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Oregonaut tells a story. [TRIGGER WARNING: MATURE THEMES]
Replies: 122
Views: 20353

Re: Oregonaut tells a story. [TRIGGER WARNING: MATURE THEMES

Chapter 12: ...it was the worst of times. As I left my tent, I grabbed one of the trustworthy children who was running past on some errand, "Excuse me, Susan, right?" "Yes ma'am." Susan stopped where she was, and stood as still as anyone could expect an eight year old to. "T...
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why we shouldn't ban guns...
Replies: 201
Views: 24185

Re: Why we shouldn't ban guns...

I have a four point conjecture for you to consider.

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by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...
Replies: 236
Views: 15395

Re: Rape legal in NYC if the victim is sufficiently drunk...

Considering that unless you're able to physically overpower your attacker, the chief method of stopping someone would be the threat of clearly remembering what they did and reporting on it? Yes, being totally unable to remember what happened the next morning would put a big damper on your ability t...
by Oregonaut
Fri May 27, 2011 1:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I am eating an apple.
by Oregonaut
Thu May 26, 2011 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape
Replies: 610
Views: 40050

Re: IMF Chief arrested in New York for attempted rape

gmalivuk wrote:Did you have, like, a point to share with us or something?

I think he was just using my pet name.
by Oregonaut
Thu May 26, 2011 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story
Replies: 260
Views: 15012

Re: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story

Because I didn't think it was going to be a life-changing premonition, like the fact that Vader is Luke's father.
by Oregonaut
Thu May 26, 2011 4:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story
Replies: 260
Views: 15012

Re: Talk thread: Oregonaut's Story

Intrigued wrote:I have concerns that this cat may not be calico.

Trust me, it's calico. It's just dirty as fuck. The black isn't the dirt. The grey is.
by Oregonaut
Thu May 26, 2011 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13196
Views: 1223121

Re: Today I Learned

emceng wrote:TIL to not stick my fingers in front of a 95 psi air nozzle.

....Ow.
by Oregonaut
Thu May 26, 2011 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Oregonaut tells a story. [TRIGGER WARNING: MATURE THEMES]
Replies: 122
Views: 20353

Re: Oregonaut tells a story. [TRIGGER WARNING: MATURE THEMES

Entering my tent, I was startled when I was met with an equally startled mewl. "Oh!" Ferguson. Kneeling down in front of the cage, I looked into the depths to see a frightened little bundle of skin and bones. A calico, grey, with a few black marks that may or may not be dirt. Two scared ey...
by Oregonaut
Thu May 26, 2011 2:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5119
Views: 716523

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

I just read an email from a friend of mine, who deconstructed the extro credits of Deathnote. The one where Light Yagami is falling down the elevator shaft.

...I wonder how much of the imagery was meant to be that evocative.
by Oregonaut
Thu May 26, 2011 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:
Replies: 34
Views: 2895

Re: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:

the_bandersnatch wrote:
sourmìlk wrote:
grythyttan wrote:I'm fairly sure that what you were was sarcastic, not ironic. And I at least got the sarcasm. But then again there's poe's law.

Apparently sarcasm is considered a form of irony.


Wait, where you being sarcastic there?

Fuck the French!
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 9:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28314
Views: 2537795

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

What the shitting fuck ass cockstorm? Asscannon doucheguzzling twaterang! Broken-down useless piece of cumsipping face manure.... Larval-form of a camel's rectal herpes sore!
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 5:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Tinman42 wrote:
broken_escalator wrote:Scuttlebutt.
serious buisness


You lied to me. I figured it out... but I dont think I can trut you any more.

I don't trut anyone.
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 5:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Nope...today has a wrong feel.
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 5:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28314
Views: 2537795

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Pick up the phone you worthless, flea-infested, harridan.
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I have my towel.

I avoid SB like the plague right now.

I don't like today.
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 5:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Hrm...I am feeling ill at ease. Like a mix between irritation and concern.
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:
Replies: 34
Views: 2895

Re: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:

I get no kick from Parkour,
A thousand foot fall, wouldn't kill me for sure,
If all the above is so true,
Why do I shit onto you?
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 2:23 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:
Replies: 34
Views: 2895

Re: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:

4 chan gets laid. Rosy Palms and her five sisters.
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 1:54 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:
Replies: 34
Views: 2895

Re: French President Sarkozy Wishes to Civilize Internet:

So...many....jokes....
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 12:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I have come curiously close to the end, down Beneath my self-indulgent pitiful hole, Defeated, I concede and Move closer I may find comfort here I may find peace within the emptiness How pitiful It's calling me... And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping The moon tells me a secret - my confidant ...
by Oregonaut
Wed May 25, 2011 1:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Sir_Elderberry wrote:Is the AI in recent Mario Karts as much a fucking cheater as it was back in 64 in the "going radically faster than you" department?

Yeah. They'll be hot on your butt the entire race, no matter how much detrius you throw at them.
by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 6:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28314
Views: 2537795

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

DaBigCheez wrote:
broken_escalator wrote:The genitalia is only meant to destroy, not build.


The gun is good. The penis is evil.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is to club baby seals to death with.
by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 6:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

broken_escalator wrote:The only cc I know is from mario kart back in the day.

A 50cc would laugh at me.
by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28314
Views: 2537795

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Why is it called an erection then?
by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 6:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28314
Views: 2537795

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

I dunno, man. He said "zippity-bang-doo-dah". That's...uh...yeah.
by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I need a 500cc to get back into riding again. My shoulder and knee should be ok with it now. But my old 1,000cc crapped out, and is basically a pile of junk anyway. I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable manuevering it anyway right now.
by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89767
Views: 6385053

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I need to get a good 500cc bike, and I need to not spend a lot of money on this 500cc bike. The internet is not helping these two goals cooperate.
by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 2:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28314
Views: 2537795

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

by Oregonaut
Tue May 24, 2011 2:39 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Rape Culture (Obvious Trigger Warning)
Replies: 608
Views: 85442

Re: Rape Culture (Obvious Trigger Warning)

You are right, the double-standard I have is that a false accuser gets to live. A rapist, in my world, would be fortunate to be fed to pigs AFTER I killed them.

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