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by NotGrouchy
Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread
Replies: 162
Views: 119249

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Some times I just want to help out my fellow human !

https://xkcd.com/791/
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by NotGrouchy
Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 151528

Re: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2

I just know that this time around we'll all be super-friends (trade mark !) and the day will end with us all slurping a cocktail through a straw from the same hollowed-out pineapple !

*giggles and gushes* to one and all !

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by NotGrouchy
Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2634603

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

Gordon wrote:Confession #2: I am going to bed.

Sweet dreams, Prof. Banana!


Corn and maizy, clear and hazy,
That old grouch went whoops-a-daisy

*skips along the cobblestones*

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by NotGrouchy
Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

The Cat wrote:Truly, Moo army ripoff

Anagrams!

*giggle-piggle*



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by NotGrouchy
Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0806: "Tech Support"
Replies: 223
Views: 84819

Re: 0806: Tech Support

Teeheehee, I loved this one. I've spent more of my life on the phone with tech support that is strictly good for my sanity. Almost never has it actually helped. I'm going to have to try that shibboleet trick next time :D Oh Glee ! I'm so happy other people feel the same way. Sometimes I feel like j...
by NotGrouchy
Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28563
Views: 3287647

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

why does everybody and their freaking brother assume that because I'm a bio major that I'm going to Medical School?????? Good golly gracious me that is a enchanting abundance of punctuation ! I do hope it helped with the release of your frustration. Perhaps we should have tea and backgammon ? I kno...
by NotGrouchy
Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Into each life some rain must fall... but too much is falling in mine. Grab yourself a bumbershoot, my dear ! Even though the word has been misattributed to a Britishism (who much prefer the delightful term "brolly") I still find an inverted umbrella catches more raindrops than a regular ...
by NotGrouchy
Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Once in a brownish-purple moon, I consider the thought I may be colourblind. :|

*Pineapples !*


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by NotGrouchy
Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28563
Views: 3287647

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

Think of Tuesday as a retake of Monday ! That way it's like you've gone back in time and you've got a second chance ! What did I not get done on Monday ? Oh ! I forgot to paint the sunset: good job I have another chance, it being Second Monday and all ! Have you smiled at a neighbour today ? *Pineap...
by NotGrouchy
Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Find something you really, really like, and explore it from as many angles as you can. Try not to be so obtuse; the future's not oblique one ! I try to be complementary at times, which people think is acute gesture. Nevertheless, they know I'm right ! *merrily skips across puddles reflecting azure ...
by NotGrouchy
Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Things that make me sad
Replies: 43
Views: 5201

Re: Things that make me sad

Whenever I feel sad, I simply tape my thumbs to my hands, and pretend I'm a tyrannosaurus rex. Sometimes I use pasta shells as mini boats for lego men. Placing twelve party hats around your head makes it look like an everlasting gobstopper. Badminton is much more fun if you replace the shuttlecock w...
by NotGrouchy
Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

blue_eyedspacemonkey wrote:Tea and kittens. Tea. Kittens. What more could you want?


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I realize that combining the two may not always result in optimal circumstances ! So dispense with the tea, and keep the cup !

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by NotGrouchy
Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

::gasp:: gnomes would never indulge in such illicitly acquired substances ! In my experience they are gentle folk more in common with pixies and twinklefaeries than the treacherous hive of villainy that are other magical creatures. Once again sir, gasp I say: gasp

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by NotGrouchy
Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Balesk Baj, Timeburner wrote:I just noticed lately that whenever I see the word traveler, my brain reads it as time traveler.
I think there's something wrong with me.

I add ", Timeburner" to everyone's name, thanks to you !

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by NotGrouchy
Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

The Cat wrote:Mortal Combat training with Bear Grylls had me a little frazzled

Would it not be wonderful if Mr. Grylls married Prof. Patrick R. Hugg ? I once made a similar joke about Whoopi Goldberg and Peter Cushing.

*Bear Huggs all round !*

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by NotGrouchy
Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

The answer to both of those is 42, of course !

*¡ giggle !*


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by NotGrouchy
Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

an A* in History it's 90%. Oh well, it's all ancient history now ! I hope you remembered to discern between primary and secondary sources; do they still do this in schools ? My entire history education was one series of analysing sources and using the word 'unreliable' far more than is healthy to u...
by NotGrouchy
Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Oregonaut wrote:There are no "half" uncles. You can have a step-uncle, but not a half-uncle.

But what if he has no arms and no legs ?

He could enter a talent competition as Simon & Half-Uncle

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by NotGrouchy
Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Do you make up stories in your head?
Replies: 57
Views: 11229

Re: Do you make up stories in your head?

The key is to remember to make everything seem as outlandish and unbelievable as possible. Then you can finish it off with "and it was all a dream !" It's like adding fairy dust to cake that compliments your dress sense with every bite. I should take my idea to Mr. Christopher Nolan, and s...
by NotGrouchy
Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Where does the mare in the lair keep its pink hair? :oops:

Eternal questions! (Fa fa fa faa fa fa faa fa faa fa)

You have a Super Day now !

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by NotGrouchy
Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90097
Views: 8521280

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

The Cat wrote:Louie is funny.

You have posted over 70 YouTube® Videos in your long and illustrious career and I've loved them all !

Chortle !

*waves hanky*

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by NotGrouchy
Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: For I have come again in Glory...
Replies: 156
Views: 18115

Re: For I have come again in Glory...

Welcome back !

The world is a much nicer place now. Just like finding a cake with frosting on it, then sharing with your friends ! Tra-la-lally !


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by NotGrouchy
Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2256012

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Hello everybody! I'm the happiest person on the fora !

I love xkcd and everyone who reads it !

Have a jolly day, full of rainbows and surprises ::smile!::


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