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by lukkucairi
Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 762902

I had a dream about a beheaded poodle.
by lukkucairi
Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 762902

I dreamed I was a feng shui master.
by lukkucairi
Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 762902

ever since I got back from the playa, I have consistently dreamed that I'm back at burning man. every single morning, just before I wake up, I'm convinced that I'm still out there. last night I dreamed that my tribe and I were caught in a nuclear explosion, but that somehow we survived unscathed - w...
by lukkucairi
Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How should I decorate my dorm?
Replies: 64
Views: 7954

German Sausage wrote:with foil. cover it all with foil!


yes, this makes your grow lights so much more efficient.
by lukkucairi
Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Favourite way to win an argument
Replies: 110
Views: 9482

annexing the sudentenland
by lukkucairi
Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Misc. venting about people and opinions
Replies: 47
Views: 4887

Khonsu wrote:So yeah. Is it childish that I blame my mom? Because I kinda do.


They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

- Philip Larkin
by lukkucairi
Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Death Threats
Replies: 54
Views: 4815

Not necessarily. True...I'm conflating the intent to kill someone with the intent to terrorize someone. Just because someone terrorizes you doesn't mean they wouldn't kill you. However if their sole intent was to cease your life, they wouldn't bother with a terror campaign. Stalkers don't want you ...
by lukkucairi
Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Death Threats
Replies: 54
Views: 4815

It occurs to me that the ones that would go through with it probably wouldn't spend a bunch of time telling you about it beforehand.
by lukkucairi
Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Death Threats
Replies: 54
Views: 4815

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:the whole world is full of gutless pussies trying to make themselves feel tough.


yep.
by lukkucairi
Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is your favourite shape/symbol?
Replies: 77
Views: 8674

Image
by lukkucairi
Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:25 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Sharing Food
Replies: 64
Views: 10074

I mean, people freak out about eggs and chicken, but most of them are fine. Pays to know a little about the ultimate source of your eggs and chicken. I got the worst case of salmonella from a soft-boiled egg once. Found out later it was that the whole farm was contaminated, and I wasn't the only on...
by lukkucairi
Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Death Threats
Replies: 54
Views: 4815

wait...does "if you leave me I'll hunt you down and kill you" count?
by lukkucairi
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Which Ancient Culture Would You Live In?
Replies: 58
Views: 5109

I wouldn't want to be a pre-modern woman, really, there's too much that'd suck about it. Man, so many cultures were so interesting, but in a lot of cases being female seems like it would limit the options of being quite as happy. I third this sentiment. I would not want to be female any time in his...
by lukkucairi
Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hypochondria & self diagnosis
Replies: 42
Views: 4402

Aoeniac wrote:But it's so cold there, and all I end up doing every time I go to Canada is stuff my face on crepes at some french restaurant...


yes, but they make up for it by letting you have your heart attacks for free.

hooray poutine!
by lukkucairi
Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: wisdom teeth - its not that bad, or worse than you think.
Replies: 31
Views: 3796

I've had upper bicuspids, lower second molars, upper wisdoms removed. Not that bad, all in all - worst were the upper wisdoms - impacted and the roots had grown all curly, so bits of my jaw came out with them. I was knocked out - got a scrip for something with codeine in it, and took like 2 pills be...
by lukkucairi
Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I can't decide what should i do with the rest of my life
Replies: 62
Views: 6409

Re: I can't decide what should i do with the rest of my life

So what now? Do I do this for 40 years until I retire and die? Last week there was a retirement party for a guy who did just that (though he's still alive). He spent 30 years of his life in an administrative position. He was good at his job, people loved him, and now he's retired. Life goes on as u...
by lukkucairi
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Worst Death Ever (split from Paranoia Live)
Replies: 62
Views: 6115

popple wrote:Falling off a cliff into water but getting paralysed on the way down somehow but landing face up and floating, while a geriatric shark comes across you and tried to eat you, but because he is so old he has no teeth and so you die from being gnawed at by a toothless shark.


yep, that'll do it.
by lukkucairi
Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: what if... - on Pets.
Replies: 132
Views: 11737

Hammer wrote:Totoros not impossible. They's REAL! They gots umbrellas and catbuses and they's big and furry and you can nap on their tummies. Hmph.


all this time I was wondering what furry thing you have your head against in your avatar.

now I know.

it is your totoro :)
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Favorite fonts
Replies: 60
Views: 5268

Modern No. 20
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:11 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Sharing Food
Replies: 64
Views: 10074

but seriously, we're digging a 12 foot deep pit together in jungle clay, is there any way to refuse without being a complete dick? nope, don't think so. hope you didn't get a cold for your good karma. ...and hey, while we're on pet germ-phobe peeves, SO WHAT if I let my dog lick the plates before I...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hypochondria & self diagnosis
Replies: 42
Views: 4402

dammit! you don't not have enough non-money to buy even a single tube of homeopathic headache remedy!

that shit is 'spensive. guess I'll just have to pretend to panhandle instead.
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: what if... - on Pets.
Replies: 132
Views: 11737

I want a Totoro. yes! and a giant cat-shaped bus that can run along high-tension wires, while you're at it. Not cat shaped! Actual cat-bus! Yes. Must also have a cat-bus. I assume my Totoro will provide such. well, cats usually have fewer legs in my experience - I wondered if it was a cat-caterpill...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hypochondria & self diagnosis
Replies: 42
Views: 4402

LoonRadio wrote:I wonder if hypochondriacs get addicted to placebos. They'd have to pretend to mug people to feed their habit.


why yes, yes, we do...

I won't pretend to use this invisible gun to shoot you if you'll just pretend to hand me your invisible wallet, nice and slow...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: what if... - on Pets.
Replies: 132
Views: 11737

Hammer wrote:I want a Totoro.


yes!

and a giant cat-shaped bus that can run along high-tension wires, while you're at it.
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Worst Death Ever (split from Paranoia Live)
Replies: 62
Views: 6115

Rinse. Repeat until liquefied pig piles up higher than mouth. Suffocate. Die. hopefully you'll have choked on your own vomit before then. 'specially if you're strapped down on your back - high probability of puke auto-chokeage. probably the best way to suffocate someone in liquefied pig is to strap...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Worst Death Ever (split from Paranoia Live)
Replies: 62
Views: 6115

Another creepy one is Kuru, a (now extinct) prion disease transmitted by eating infected human brain tissues. It's a very slow-progressing disease, and one of the last symptoms is commonly a week or two of "pathological laughter". Possibly not the worst disease to die of, but I bet it'd b...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hypochondria & self diagnosis
Replies: 42
Views: 4402

Wait, really? I mean, I was under the impression that the major active ingredient in any antacid was in fact just chalk, and therefore didn't think what I took made any particular difference. If I'm at a supermarket, I often enough just buy soy milk, as it, too, has calcium carbonate in it, and at ...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: dirty money
Replies: 103
Views: 8168

TheTankengine wrote:Every living creature on this earth dies alone.


except Broken Sword and Flying Snow.
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:19 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Sharing Food
Replies: 64
Views: 10074

It pisses me off so so so much when I see someone complain at a restaurant for the most ridiculous things. HAIR?!?!? IT'S FRIGGIN PROTEIN! AND IT'S REMOVABLE! So what if your fork has a smudge? Wipe it off and shut the hell up! *Laughs* Agreed. Also, don't they know there's a decent chance that the...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Worst Death Ever (split from Paranoia Live)
Replies: 62
Views: 6115

Alzheimer's Disease. Or any degenerative dementia, really. Seriously. I can't imagine anything worse. Your mind dies, but you're still walking around, and nobody's legally allowed to put you the fuck out of your misery. I'd rather die of cancer. As to "cool" worsts? I thought the Columbia ...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I wear glasses now.
Replies: 48
Views: 5455

One of my biggest fears is that my eyesight will just get worse and worse and ughasdjahf it really freaks me out to think about it. usually you get some sort of respite by the time you're in your mid to late 20s. then you're fine until you need reading glasses at 40 :? my prescription hasn't change...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 762902

bought to go to college man, leaving all my friends. One of my best friends is having drama and i won't get to see her and i like her and Oh me yarm angst angst angst. So basically: Yes. :( it'll clear up when you make the move, prolly. I've been having a recurring dream of being caught in nets - m...
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Having fun
Replies: 71
Views: 6042

MasterYeats wrote:Smoking is a great thing.


I hate smoking because I miss it so much. I quit years ago but damn, I wish it wasn't so crap for your body.
by lukkucairi
Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: what if... - on Pets.
Replies: 132
Views: 11737

because of sheer unexpected resemblance to a pac-man ghost:
Image
a dumbo octopus.

edit: OK OK, a dumbo octopus with laser beams!
by lukkucairi
Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hypochondria & self diagnosis
Replies: 42
Views: 4402

So... i can understand the freaking out part, but the telling everyone not so much. well, that's the point... the fear is so huge, that talking about it becomes a control point. that's why people are so obsessive and why they can't shut up. still, you're right, you shouldn't talk about it. that ain...
by lukkucairi
Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 762902

I didn't dream last night but has anybody had any reoccuring dreams of bad experiences? I don't mean like "Oh me yarm I almost died and I can't get over it" kind of experience but just something everyday? This happens to me often and once for a week straight. when I'm under stress, yes. y...
by lukkucairi
Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hypochondria & self diagnosis
Replies: 42
Views: 4402

Cheese wrote:
lukkucairi wrote:shitty childhood


Speaking of shitty childhoods, is anyone a middle child, and what's it done for your self-esteem? I myself am, and hate life. It's unfair, I know, but every day it seems to get that little bit less fair.


suck it up ;)
by lukkucairi
Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hypochondria & self diagnosis
Replies: 42
Views: 4402

unless you had the particular brand of shitty childhood that produces an adult hypochondriac, you're not gonna understand why. speaking as an adult hypochondriac, I keep it under control socially because I know nobody else wants to hear about my rampant fear of pancreatic cancer. it's just a neurosi...
by lukkucairi
Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: How do YOU eat Ramen?
Replies: 104
Views: 10066

erm...dry and crunchy?

I eat spaghetti that way too, but ramen's easier.

sorry, not a recipe, more of a confession.
by lukkucairi
Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:51 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Truth
Replies: 41
Views: 5014

It's a belief. And I believe it's a poorly defined set of boundaries within a linguistic context. it's a socially-negotiated construct. Truth is based on a consensus. If we all agree it's true, then it's true. Truth is malleable and can be changed as the consensus changes. So, I agree with "so...

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