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by SuicideJunkie
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Reversi Mini: Losing is Winning (Day 1)
Replies: 36
Views: 645

Re: Reversi Mini: Losing is Winning (Day 1)

After a day of hard work, scavenging the houses for good cloth and the basements for alcohol to fuel it, a makeshift hot air balloon rose over the town of Meaford. By consensus, Jimbob was chosen to board the craft, and he slowly rose off into the sky on an ...
by thunk
Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "The swish of your tail and the brush of your whiskers"

... Big same. Hi thunk! I love the attitude in your post -- have fun with the writing project! I do too. Mostly just hanging out with some of my basement friends these days (including, but not limited to patzer and flicky ). Though the writing is on a bit of a hiatus right now due to very busy ...
by cphite
Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:26 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Ads on the night sky
Replies: 4
Views: 227

Re: Ads on the night sky

Pepsi has signed up with a Russian tech startup to be the first to project an advertisement on the night sky with a network satellites. This is not a joke. Please read more here: https://futurism.com/pepsi-orbital-billboard-night-sky I bring this to SB, in part, ...
by Ranbot
Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Ads on the night sky
Replies: 4
Views: 227

Ads on the night sky

Pepsi has signed up with a Russian tech startup to be the first to project an advertisement on the night sky with a network satellites. This is not a joke. Please read more here: https://futurism.com/pepsi-orbital-billboard-night-sky I bring this to SB, in part, ...
by ucim
Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... you xuys I was an extra in the movie "Us?" Baobabs! It's great to not be on the cutting room floor - the cutting room floor is like the basement, except you never come back. So, does the movie title have a question mark as part of it, or is there simply a quote mark to sidle out of the ...
by svenman
Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2129: "1921 Fact Checker"
Replies: 49
Views: 3076

Re: 2129: "1921 Fact Checker"

... still new in this job. Fact-check all you need to on something important, but not on a trifle like this. This goes in the paper for our readers' amusement, and to fill two inches in a column, that's all. Junior reporter: But the library is still open, I could at least nip over and - Editor in ...
by Febrion
Mon Apr 01, 2019 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

Happy Timeversary 1190 from the basement hi . Don't have time for more yet , but hoping to post more soon tm 6 Yeah, I'm late, but that just makes it more special -1 I'm trying 6! Miss y'all 404 That wasn't a footnote 1 1 But that was! | ...
by balthasar_s
Thu Mar 28, 2019 11:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: Saving the Internet

... of internets and servers and stuff. I recently bought another Cubieboard, which I will soon use to build a second server at my home (in my basement, actually). Its main purpose will be redundancy: redundant copy of all data from the original server and from my computers. To not lose anything ...
by Pfhorrest
Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Eternal (a Marathon scenario)
Replies: 25
Views: 6285

Re: Eternal (a Marathon scenario)

... above-ground environment for the nicely furnished places meant for sapient habitation; an indoor below-ground environment for the industrial basements, replacing the current "metal" environment; an outdoor above-ground environment for undeveloped surface lands; and an outdoor below-ground ...
by NoMouse
Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

It's the time of the yip again, isn't it? Happy Timey-wimey-versary, everyone! And hello to all fellow basementies! And those outside the basement too, of course! I'm lurking now from time to time since I really enjoy the phys-ONGs. It's funny how slow the original Time seemed ...
by AluisioASG
Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... by (two days later than scheduled Pe>65 ) to say I'm still alive, and to report that there seems to be some sort of looping corridor in the basement. Also, the ketchup on the floor makes all the more difficult to go anywhere. ...This is assuming, of course, that the left side of the castle ...
by gd1
Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:14 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 2020 Presidency Campaign for the Future
Replies: 62
Views: 2945

Re: 2020 Presidency Campaign for the Future

... it’s probably best to stick to objective benchmarks (e.g. polls, fundraising) when analyzing his chances. Is he signing top staffers? Getting endorsements? Drawing big audiences? These are fairly objective metrics too. Obviously, I'm in favor of objective measures generally, but there are ...
by BlitzGirl
Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: Saving the Internet

Indeed. There are all kinds of places you don't want semencustardstarsandmustardbabiesonice to get into... Yes, if it gets into your threads it might stain! That...that looks kind of punny... http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=42722 Spoilered ...
by Gingercat
Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: (This is how I visualized Jose's post above)

BlitzGirl wrote:Indeed. There are all kinds of places you don't want semencustardstarsandmustardbabiesonice to get into...


Yes, if it gets into your threads it might stain!
by BlitzGirl
Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

(This is how I visualized Jose's post above)

... she would have put a towel or blanket down. Especially with the lack of clothes. :shock: Indeed. There are all kinds of places you don't want semencustardstarsandmustardbabiesonice to get into...
by SilentTimer
Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... and svenman! :) SBN, I'm wishing you the best luck on your WFFS hunt! http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=52053 For decree: I'm not basemented. Just busy drawing. http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=44220
by BlitzGirl
Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... daughter who's leaving the nest! Treeish ottification, Minim ! (I really missed seeing all the awesomeful ottifcations by everymolpy when I was basemented.) the epilogue poem I named after the epilogue poems ? Oh, the poem's title is "Epilogue." you have to stay out of the Basement ...
by balthasar_s
Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

BlitzGirl wrote:the epilogue poem I named after the epilogue poems
?
lmjb1964 wrote:you have to stay out of the Basement
Is this the decree?
by mikrit
Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

Happy time-iversary wishes from the basement! I'm afraid I haven't even been lurking lately, but it feels good to see the thread is still at the top of threads. And I do think of y'all now and then. Main family news is that Medium-Sized Daughter, ...
by BlitzGirl
Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... by the Sandcastle, despite the fact that the platform appears to have no cushioning whatsoever. You see, this is why you have to stay out of the Basement. Punning runs amok without you here to help keep it in check! What a state of affairs! I'd better go find my punsaw — best to be prepared. ...
by lmjb1964
Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... but if you've gone down the punning path I will have no choice but to deploy donuts...or worse! You see, this is why you have to stay out of the Basement. Punning runs amok without you here to help keep it in check! ETA: Page Pope! Two decrees: 1) Continue to celebrate the Time-iversary (Timiversary, ...
by BlitzGirl
Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... Speaking of poetry, treeish pasthaiku, svenman . :) I spent so long trying to figure out what I should make for 9000 posts that I accidentally basemented myself with indecision mustard. Oops. And now I'm the pagegoat? Yes, I'm the pagegoat. http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=44098
by natraj
Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:03 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Darker Side of the News
Replies: 4472
Views: 661262

Re: The Darker Side of the News

republicans are fascist racists who despise democracy, so it's 100% predictable but still vile that since florida finally got rid of (some) felony disenfranchisement, they respond by working to pass a measure that would block people from voting if they have unpaid court fees.
by Gingercat
Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... concern that he will be both clever and mischievous! It's lovely to be back in the Present, after spending... has it been mips or yips??... in the Basement. I do not intend to return to it any time soon, as I plan to only accumulate small amounts of condiment on a day to day basis, and consume ...
by sardia
Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 2020 Presidency Campaign for the Future
Replies: 62
Views: 2945

Re: 2020 Presidency Campaign for the Future

... it’s probably best to stick to objective benchmarks (e.g. polls, fundraising) when analyzing his chances. Is he signing top staffers? Getting endorsements? Drawing big audiences? These are fairly objective metrics too. Obviously, I'm in favor of objective measures generally, but there are ...
by sardia
Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:24 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 2020 Presidency Campaign for the Future
Replies: 62
Views: 2945

Re: 2020 Presidency Campaign for the Future

... — a structure that Gillibrand has criticized in other institutions such as the military. While this may not matter, it hurts for someone with 0 endorsements so far. Bernie has way more than her. Not sure if it was the Clinton backstabbing or what. (Side note, Clinton and Trump deserve to be ...
by ZoomanSP
Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

Returned from the basement with trees 1,7 , A jungle it's called oversea 1 s. I read ev'ry post, Enjoyed more than most, And wanted to add on to these: Thank you. I am warm and dry and sleepy. (smily face) That's molpish to hear. New ...
by SecondTalon
Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90155
Views: 8787972

Re: Thoughts for ships

... mediums, too. I need some cat memes carved into stone tablets. I was handed 4 3.5 inch floppy disks today. Apparently they had been stored in a basement. I was able to get files off three of them. Near as I can tell, they were last touched in 2002. I'm astounded I had a 75% success rate. I was ...
by ucim
Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... and show (or refute) that physics is universal. Clearly a job for Earthling on Mars . Where is xe anyway? Is this proof that Mars also has a basement? Jose
by herdi42
Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2117: "Differentiation and Integration"
Replies: 45
Views: 4633

Re: 2117: "Differentiation and Integration"

... concept of Bronstein (or Bronshtein, or whatever) integrability, as a math tutor at my university called it: ⋅ Step 1: consult Bronstei-Semendjajev ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronshtein_and_Semendyayev ) ⋅ Step 2: If the integral is in the list at the beginning of the ...
by orthogon
Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2108: "Carbonated Beverage Language Map"
Replies: 56
Views: 7327

Re: 2108: "Carbonated Beverage Language Map"

... I'd be in favor of using the new usage ("to food") rather than expanding an existing usage ("to feed"), just for its amusement value. Jose Sense 11 is specifically the intransitive sense, though. For example "the dolphins are feeding". As GlassHouses says, ...
by ucim
Thu Feb 21, 2019 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2108: "Carbonated Beverage Language Map"
Replies: 56
Views: 7327

Re: 2108: "Carbonated Beverage Language Map"

... I'd be in favor of using the new usage ("to food") rather than expanding an existing usage ("to feed"), just for its amusement value. Jose
by Pfhorrest
Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2108: "Carbonated Beverage Language Map"
Replies: 56
Views: 7327

Re: 2108: "Carbonated Beverage Language Map"

... in your area, "alcoholic drinks", and so on. Some business contexts might be that casual too. But it's not weird at all for a menu or advertisement or something like that to say "beverage", though it would be pretty uncommon to hear in casual speech.
by ucim
Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

... to stick around. So there is actually still a lot going on. The pace is a bit less raptorish, but it's easier to catch up if you fall into the basement for a while. (Yeah, I have condiment too). There are still two or three ongoing stories, and a wiki that tries to tell all, but there's so ...
by SBN
Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

I am only 12NP behind; the Basement has been exceptionally seaish recently. (Also, I'm surprised by my surprise that the spellchecker doesn't inherently recognise "seaish" as a standard H word.) It does not help that on the Outside, ...
by Gingercat
Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

I am only 12NP behind; the Basement has been exceptionally seaish recently. (Also, I'm surprised by my surprise that the spellchecker doesn't inherently recognise "seaish" as a standard H word.) It does not help that on the Outside, ...
by SBN
Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time" - Posting from the Basement'

[quote="Febrion"]Ok, so I had a whole page of text ready to go, and lost it all due to a rogue keypress 1 . Recreated some of it, the rest can live on in the random thoughts that keep me awake when I'm trying to sleep at 2pm. /quote] Sometimes, control-Back or control-Z will recover that w...
by Febrion
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time" - Posting from the Basement'

Ok, so I had a whole page of text ready to go, and lost it all due to a rogue keypress 1 . Recreated some of it, the rest can live on in the random thoughts that keep me awake when I'm trying to sleep at 2pm. GET ON WITH IT [Future footnotes will be kept to a minimum, since I've already been sitting...
by lmjb1964
Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

Hi. It's been a while again. Just basement-checking in. It's all fine and well here, if a bit snowy. Hi, thunk! Nice to see you. I'm surprised it's snowing in the basement. Seems like that shouldn't be possible. Should probably have someone ...
by thunk
Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106988
Views: 47216857

Re: 1190: "Time"

Hi.
It's been a while again. Just basement-checking in. It's all fine and well here, if a bit snowy.

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