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by Uninfinity
Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0807: "Connected"
Replies: 143
Views: 29279

Re: 0807: Connected

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/connected.png Alt text: "Or love in general, for that matter. It just leads to the idea that either your love is pure, perfect, and eternal, and you are storybook-compatible in every way with no problems, or you're LYING when you say 'I love you'." /rant? :/ A ...
by Uninfinity
Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0805: "Paradise City"
Replies: 144
Views: 43357

Re: 0805: Paradise City

HonoreDB wrote:Take me out to the paradise city
Tell them that the girls are pretty
Burn the grass and boil the sea
You can't take the girls from me

I was reading this in my head with the Firefly theme... Was that intentional?

EDIT: ^dumb question: this is xkcd; of course that was on purpose...nvm/wtvr/cyl
by Uninfinity
Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0805: "Paradise City"
Replies: 144
Views: 43357

Re: 0805: Paradise City

Take me down with a large chainsaw-
You are a brute-
With really bad lockjaw-

Ohhhh won't you please cut me down~

I'M A TREE!
I AM A TREE!~

Ohhh won't you please cut me dowowwnn!~
by Uninfinity
Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0804: "Pumpkin Carving"
Replies: 81
Views: 26717

Re: 0804: Pumpkin Carving

You know, I wouldn't mind knowing what King Solomon has to do with that theorum...
by Uninfinity
Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0802: "Online Communities 2"
Replies: 292
Views: 75004

Re: 0802: "Online Communities 2"

There should be a section for Justin Bieber jokes on Youtube.
by Uninfinity
Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0801: "Golden Hammer"
Replies: 82
Views: 24882

Re: "Golden Hammer" discussion (#801)

I lol'd at panel 2 more than panel 3. While technically Java is the only programming language I know, I still find the thought of going to great lengths to use it quite pathetic. On a somewhat related note- Randall's humor is starting to remind me of my highschool physics teacher, who used to remin...
by Uninfinity
Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0800: "Beautiful Dream"
Replies: 116
Views: 31712

Re: "Beatiful Dream" discussion (#800)

But someone will screw it up and salons will charge $75 to make your hair look like you just got out of bed. Just like you can spend extra to buy jeans that already have been torn to shreds for you. And when that happens, who wins in the end? The stupid women who end up wasting $75 for a look their...
by Uninfinity
Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0800: "Beautiful Dream"
Replies: 116
Views: 31712

Re: "Beatiful Dream" discussion (#800)

Aster Selene wrote:Comic number 800 and he doesn't do anything epic.

It's too bad.
What are you talking about? Have you seen her hair? It's wild! :|

Also, The Giving Tree was awesome. I read it as a tyke and still own the book. Shel Silverstein is a god.
by Uninfinity
Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0796: "Bad Ex"
Replies: 84
Views: 21094

Re: "Bad Ex" Discussion

I wonder what the threshold to be considered a "total" douchebag would be. Also, are there other degrees? Semi-, mostly-, 2/7 of a cheat and liar? The Scale-- teh normalz nanodouche douche-ish douche megadouche hyperdouche 100% douche-tastic (total douche) Bieber and Cullen in the same ro...
by Uninfinity
Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0795: "Conditional Risk"
Replies: 89
Views: 23505

Re: "Conditional Risk" Discussion (#795)

Actually, once you've been stuck by lightening you're more likely to be struck again. (Dad has been stuck 3 times, it's one of the things they've told him.) I know that getting struck doesn't decrease your chances, but I fail to see how it makes it more likely...unless it's just 'cause someone may ...
by Uninfinity
Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0795: "Conditional Risk"
Replies: 89
Views: 23505

Re: "Conditional Risk" Discussion (#795)

Your chances of getting an ace, three, ten, queen, and five are the same as getting a ten, jack, king, queen, and ace. One's just better, or "luckier" than the other. The same logic can be applied to getting struck by lightning. If lightning's gonna strike either Bob, George, or Sally twic...
by Uninfinity
Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0793: "Physicists"
Replies: 158
Views: 42391

Re: "Physicists" discussion (#793)

I wonder how he can curl his arm-nub like that...
by Uninfinity
Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0792: "Password Reuse"
Replies: 187
Views: 91971

Re: "Password Reuse" discussion (#792)

It feels like the black hat guy is slowly turning into the joker for some reason. This is good. :D Which Joker? I could just say Heath Ledger, but I haven't seen all the Batmans yet. It's just that his whole chaosy kick-schroedinger's-cat-off-the-universe vibe is gettin' at me. Also, unrelatedly, l...
by Uninfinity
Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0792: "Password Reuse"
Replies: 187
Views: 91971

Re: "Password Reuse" Discussion (#792)

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promise_ ... ected=true
A different kind of March. Muahaha. (October 4th, 1997)
Also, whups; shoulda posted in this thread first.
by Uninfinity
Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0792: "Password Reuse"
Replies: 187
Views: 91971

Re: "Password Reuse" discussion (#792)

It feels like the black hat guy is slowly turning into the joker for some reason. This is good. :D
by Uninfinity
Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0750: "Book Burning"
Replies: 121
Views: 28125

Re: "Book Burning" discussion (#750)

There's a racist idiot over here in America that's trying to do a public book burning of the Quran on 9/11.

I want to say that I want something similar to happen to him, but that would make me worse, I guess.
by Uninfinity
Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0789: "Showdown"
Replies: 46
Views: 13298

Re: "Showdown" Discussion #789

clanders wrote:Is this for real?

No, this is for Aslan.
by Uninfinity
Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0320: "28-Hour Day"
Replies: 142
Views: 86679

Re:

Kendally wrote:
MissingDividends wrote:
suso wrote:
MissingDividends wrote:Am I the only one that was a bit underwhelmed simply because it was in no way related to the meetup?


Nope, your mom was underwhelmed too.

Shoulda seen that one coming.


Your mum saw that one coming.

I saw your mum coming.
by Uninfinity
Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0788: "The Carriage"
Replies: 105
Views: 32474

Re: "The Carriage" discussion (#788)

What's that 'Y' doing in the bottom left corner of the second picture? Pretty sure that it's the button you press that shows up on screen when you can press it. Also, wasn't Emily Dickenson the super-shy chick who made her doctor inspect her from like 30ft away, or am I getting my Am. Lit. characte...
by Uninfinity
Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0327: "Exploits of a Mom"
Replies: 210
Views: 110139

Re: "Exploits of a Mom"

tehlaser wrote:My database professor offered to give extra credit to anyone who named their child either "Backus Naur" or "Anomaly." I recall thinking Anomaly would make a rather spiffy girl's name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eVcp6Xl6NM
Incubus seems to agree.
by Uninfinity
Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:27 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Dynamic Site Questions
Replies: 4
Views: 773

Re: Dynamic Site Questions

Right, i'll have to keep that in mind. Thanks a bunch.
by Uninfinity
Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0762: "Analogies"
Replies: 144
Views: 26917

Re: "Analogies" Discussion

"Is 'sandwich' a metaphor?" "No, I'm bad at metaphors, but I could try a similie" what? how is that a response to what he said. I genuninely don't get how that line of dialogue makes sense between two human beings? I think she was (best guess) making a pun, as simile sounds a lo...
by Uninfinity
Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:25 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Dynamic Site Questions
Replies: 4
Views: 773

Re: Dynamic Site Questions

Thanks for the tip! Yeah, what I may end up doing is using one of those management systems for now, but when I can, I will "reinvent the wheel."
The layout of my site is almost done, by the way.

I guess I have to get it hosted before I can add any PHP/MySQL elements, right?
by Uninfinity
Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:04 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Dynamic Site Questions
Replies: 4
Views: 773

Dynamic Site Questions

Ugh. First post. Um, hi, XKCD. Alrighty, so I know some good html and CSS and I have been building a website these past couple of days. I have made websites before, but they were just for highschool, so I never had to host them or anything. It's my understanding that says that there are two main typ...

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