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by Maseiken
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 405648

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Grainthrower
Instant
G1
All green or white creatures get +0/+1 until the end of your turn.

Next card: Namethrower.
EDIT: What's Double Strike again?
by Maseiken
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:50 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Christians on TV are nutjobs
Replies: 96
Views: 6893

Re: Christians on TV are nutjobs

Obviously. If God exists, then God exists. If the bible says God exists, and the bible is trustworthy, then God exists. If the people who wrote the stories in the bible are trustworthy, therefore the bible is trustworthy, then God exists. If the countless scribes who rewrote the bible before the pr...
by Maseiken
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:47 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Cops stealing from minorities
Replies: 24
Views: 2531

Re: Cops stealing from minorities

HAY GUISE IS THIS RILLY NOOZ?!?!?!?!?! I felt it had to be said. In exactly that manner so as to imitate the first-post troll that might have said it otherwise. Imitating trolls is, in fact, trolling. This is notably not allowed. Duly noted. You don't know the difference btwn a race and an ethnicit...
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:15 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Hmm, tempting, leave that with me for awhile...
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:47 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Well um, Yeah, I kinda do need your actions for this round...
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:56 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: URGENT: Two days to help protect EU citizens
Replies: 23
Views: 2201

Re: URGENT: Two days to help protect EU citizens

constitutional monarchy . Technically, the Queen can do all sorts of things to interfere with the elected government of the country, up to and including hiring and firing the prime minister and convening and dissolving parliament (i.e. calling a fresh election). In practice, she does what the gover...
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:53 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Thoughts on the Tea Parties?
Replies: 164
Views: 11867

Re: Thoughts on the Tea Parties?

HAH! Chumps! I don't pay ANY U.S TAXES.
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:44 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Chrono Trigger
Replies: 273
Views: 28393

Re: Chrono Trigger

Sockmonkey wrote:Well since it's contingent on if you kill Magus the player has a choice as to which frog they want anyhow so everyone can be happy.

Unless they really really want Magus.
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: FINISH LAST POSTER!
Replies: 17
Views: 2155

Re: FINISH LAST POSTER!

FRIENDSHIP
*Pokes Bartimaeus who proceeds to dance*
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:40 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Cops stealing from minorities
Replies: 24
Views: 2531

Re: Cops stealing from minorities

This post had objectionable content.

Imitating trolls is, in fact, trolling. This is notably not allowed.
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:38 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Che Movie Bombs
Replies: 42
Views: 3331

Re: Che Movie Bombs

Overmerchandised anti-capitalist Ernesto "Che" Guevara's film biography received less than stellar Jesus, what a diabolical review. Where do you drag this shit up from? I can't respect anyone who judges the quality of a film by how many people have watched it. However, despite a similar b...
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:36 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Christians on TV are nutjobs
Replies: 96
Views: 6893

Re: Christians on TV are nutjobs

Gears wrote:Everybody on TV is a nutjob.

For some reason this made me think of Kerry O'Brien.
/Australian reference.
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:34 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Sure, proof, why not?
Replies: 32
Views: 2409

Re: Sure, proof, why not?

For the record, Mormons do have a problem with alcohol. And also caffeine, I believe. Hence Mormon Tea. (Since everyone's gotta alter their minds somehow PREFERABLY THROUGH EDIFYING EXPERIENCES AND FORMAL EDUCATION . Probably related to why coffee first became really popular among people who didn't...
by Maseiken
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 405648

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Well, on the plus side, it's like missing turns in Uno. On the minus side, it's like missing turns in Uno. Thor's Anvil 4G/R Legendary Artifact 2G/R:Create a weapon counter, it counts as Equipment and has reads; "Equip 1, Creature gains +3/+2 and Trample" Not sure about the mana costs on a...
by Maseiken
Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 405648

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Market Day Sorcery WWBBRRGGUU Until the end of your turn, all mana costs are colorless. Until the end of your turn, all mana costs are reduced by 2. "C'mon down! We've got half-priced whirlygiggers, thingamagiggies are 30% off, and I'm practically giving these whatwhozits away! No reasonable o...
by Maseiken
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:07 am UTC
Forum: Comics/Graphic Novels
Topic: The Order of the Stick
Replies: 893
Views: 203545

Re: The Order of the Stick

"I am become death, the destroyer o- OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT"
by Maseiken
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: ender's game: battle room the game
Replies: 31
Views: 3650

Re: ender's game: battle room the game

Ender's Game could be an awesome adventure game also. The game, but more fleshed out. Unless some brain-scanning stuff is included, however, you'd have to play as Ender playing the game, but it still has potential. They would have to give you many options, and not preset what options work. Giving e...
by Maseiken
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:15 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: WoWzers!
Replies: 5112
Views: 500537

Re: WoWzers!

I've been going back to my ancient Gnome rogue recently, he burnt out around 40 when I had no idea how to spec, and absolutely no money, not even for abilities. So with the experience gleaned from my long run up to 80 with my 'Lock, since I had actually L'd2play, it's really a lot more fun. I'm just...
by Maseiken
Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Uh-oh. It's a Youtube party and you're up next. What do you show 'em?
Replies: 2149
Views: 737055

Re: Something on Youtube

Woofsie wrote:
Maseiken wrote:It works well, the fact that I felt the need to state my disbelief is a sign of a jorb well done.



Oh, really?

JEEAYOOORRAYAYORRRRRRRB!
by Maseiken
Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:00 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Chrono Trigger
Replies: 273
Views: 28393

Re: Chrono Trigger

Side-note: Frog is the best.
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: ender's game: battle room the game
Replies: 31
Views: 3650

Re: ender's game: battle room the game

Before the rant on FPSes I assumed that this was a real-time strategy game based on the...thing... that they used to control the ship... things... (Sorry it's been a long while since I have read Ender's Game) and as such I spent about 5 minutes thinking 'what the hell? didn't they already do that ?...
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Uh-oh. It's a Youtube party and you're up next. What do you show 'em?
Replies: 2149
Views: 737055

Re: Something on Youtube

It works well, the fact that I felt the need to state my disbelief is a sign of a jorb well done.
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Comics/Graphic Novels
Topic: The Order of the Stick
Replies: 893
Views: 203545

Re: The Order of the Stick

I'm intrigued by the duality of V's attitude, in which expedience, while still being a main point, seems to take a backseat to sheer ego. V is far more irritated at V's curtailed opportunities to show off than V ever was about irrelevant plotlines or useless bickering.
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:50 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it...
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Uh-oh. It's a Youtube party and you're up next. What do you show 'em?
Replies: 2149
Views: 737055

Re: Something on Youtube

psyck0 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i-OWDjOQfI&

HILARIOUS euphemisms for "teabagging".

That cannot possibly be accidental, I refuse to believe it.
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:32 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

BACK IN BUSINESS AND BADDER THAN EVER, WITH OUR FIRST FATALITY.

Who was it? Check the IC thread...
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:31 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Paranoia (IC)
Replies: 244
Views: 14622

Re: Paranoia (IC)

((H'OK, I think I have the hang of this now!)) ((Note, there are roughly 50 activated Zombies in all, as they come loser, more of them will be able to attack you, unless you can stem the tide by taking them out. Should the Robed guy reach his buddies, they'll be the least of your worries)) Estee spe...
by Maseiken
Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:08 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Replies: 1074
Views: 90978

Re: Super Smash Bros.

Tiers exist. It's not some kind of 'accident' or 'conspiracy' that Metaknight does significantly better in tourneys or that the majority of high level SSBB players consider him the best. Now are tiers or tierlists perfect? No, and no one will say so. There is dissension, differences of opinion, som...
by Maseiken
Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Sorry for Delay. I'm finding hard to get onto a computer with an internet connection, the Rules for Paranoia, and all your Character sheets at the same time, for now, there is a time Vortex around Sub-level 6, and everything is moving extremely slowly...
by Maseiken
Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:20 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Replies: 1074
Views: 90978

Re: Super Smash Bros.

Red Chili wrote:You guys have given me some good ideas for matches with friends. :)

And you've given me a chronic phobia of your Avatar.


Seriously... The Monocle just makes it... Malicious...
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:21 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: TX Rep. Brown (R): Asian-Amer. names too hard for Americans
Replies: 28
Views: 2690

Re: TX Rep. Brown (R): Asian-Amer. names too hard for Americans

I think it's worrying when people are actually going to this much effort over an issue that takes, at most, 30 or so seconds to sort out. If after 2 or 3 minutes of having it explained to you, you still can't prononce this person's name. The problem isn't their complex name.
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:01 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Scarpar: motorized board
Replies: 10
Views: 950

Re: Scarpar: motorized board

MrGee wrote:The one I saw was definitely not a trick board.

The local mall cops have started using segways, apparently under the belief that it will improve their aura of authority.

Hell, I'd be scared.
by Maseiken
Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:32 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Replies: 1074
Views: 90978

Re: Super Smash Bros.

Nonmus wrote:Explosive crates on very high
Final Destination
Snake only

That's how we roll


8)

Pyrotechnically?
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:47 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

"Rounds" and a round is as long as it has to be. Since it's virtually impossible to fumble with your oh-so-handy device, I'll allow a quick draw.
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Furries
Replies: 81
Views: 7405

Re: Furries

I'm sorry, the GIF in your Sig is too funny for me to have paid any attaention to anything you wrote.

I'm sure it's all good though.
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Paranoia (IC)
Replies: 244
Views: 14622

Re: Paranoia (IC)

Whirling blades and spikesfill the room, the noise is unbearable and they seem to be moving almost too fast for the human eye to see! There seems to be no order to their movements, yet somehow, not a single blade has struck you. Or Tim for that matter. Slowly, the noise dies down, and the blades low...
by Maseiken
Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:22 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [US] Burning Man
Replies: 32
Views: 31946

Re: Burning Man

May I just be the first to sa-THE BEES! OH GOD THE BEES ARE STINGING MY FACE! KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY! ARGH! MY LEG! OH GOD NO, NOT THE BEES!
by Maseiken
Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Thanks, I thought so too...
by Maseiken
Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Paranoia (IC)
Replies: 244
Views: 14622

Re: Paranoia (IC)

((Hint: you have one more action before combat starts))
The walking corpses (henceforth referred to as 'Zombies") take no notice of your words and shuffle closer... and closer...
by Maseiken
Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)
Replies: 105
Views: 8888

Re: PARANOIA, Play by Post (OOC)

Is that chant supposed to mean anything? I'm almost done with my second year of Latin and I can't figure out what it means. Hey, if I wanted it not to mean anything I would've just gone with Vriik Hrr Nisanti! No it means something, or at least, the Latin Translator online says it means someothing,...

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