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by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:46 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Boy kills massive hog
Replies: 52
Views: 17482

"My Warriors! They have come back to me!" Now the mononoke fans are REALLY smiling. I laughed. Really hard. I think the neighbors heard. Our newspaper had this article in it. It also had the skull of the boar next to a regular boar's skull. The size difference is there, but not as big as ...
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing
Replies: 490
Views: 57173

*party time* I'm the guy on the left. You know, the one who looks like a fatter, insufficiently bearded version of the guy in my avatar, also with worse glasses. Um, in the hand in the upper left corner I see a cup and a... what is that? I have thoughts and they make no sense. Also, I'm going to sc...
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:00 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: What are you eating?
Replies: 396
Views: 51559

Cheese crackers and Coke (Coca-Cola, if anyone is confused). Typing with right hand and left pinky (only uncheesecrackered finger).

Tonight, probably a bunch of white grapes and cranberry juice.

HEY! How come they call them white grapes if they're green? And white wine if it's yellowish?
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

And what would that be? Animal Pokemon looks like+random attribute of Pokemon+blender? Metapod, use TACKLE! Because there's no effing way I'd have a Metapod unless I raised it from a Caterpie... METAPOD used TACKLE! METAPOD hits a tree! :shock: Even though good in the game, in real life, Diglett is ...
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess the Next Poster!
Replies: 837
Views: 92226

Sorry, wrong number.

SilverWolfe?
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371464

People think that think I can only see in black and white when I tell them I'm colorblind. They should have paid attention in their 1000 level Biology courses. I think we learned at least four different types of colorblindness apart from black and white vision. My least favorite misconception: Chri...
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542878

Well, damn, I didn't mean that hard.
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542878

Hey, HEY! Easy on the origami, crane boy!
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542878

It almost feels cold enough to be a moose. But surely you know that meese don't wear Skechers.
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

But that's Goldeen in SSBM.

METAPOD uses HARDEN!

METAPOD, uh... gets harder.
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:45 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

Vaniver wrote:I was so disappointed when Link kept on his outfit for sumo wrestling the Gorons, after getting my hopes up because of the first time.

I actually laughed at that part. Not because of his shirtlessness, but because when he stomped it made such a ridiculous little *pat*.
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The big-Mistake thread
Replies: 41
Views: 5565

I really shouldn't be staying up until 3AM online, especially since I have a job as of today and my internal clock is all screwed up.

I shouldn't have moved to Gainesville. It sucks more ass than... a disturbing mental image of someone/something sucking lots of ass.
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

Anyone else at the age of 8 play the original Zelda, I think it was, and when the lady comes to the door and tells you to come in and then goes "I can restore your health" and then you sort of leave the scene and you're back to full health think to yourself "Oh me yarm! Sex in there!...
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

Oh yeah? Magikarp, return!

I choose you, Metapod! Oh shi-
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

Maybe a different battle? Once your Pikachu stops checking out my Magikarp, that is.

Magikarp: *sexy fish* 8)

(Ack, nevermind. I need to get to bed. Feel free to ogle my Magikarp.)
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

lol it transform u nub. (Sorry, couldn't resist XD)

I wonder if a Ditto could speak if it transformed into a human. And what attacks would it have? COMPLAIN? EAT? FILE TAXES?

MAGIKARP uses EVEN TAN!
MAGIKARP turns a rich orange-brown!
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

Pokemon would be really useful.

Alakazam, use Psychic! Or Psywave! Or whatever makes you do my homework!

Magikarp: *flips itself over to get a tan on the other side*

MAGIKARP learned a new ability: EVEN TAN!
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

I should carry an inflatable kiddie pool.

Trainer: Are you ready for a POKEMON BATTLE?!
Me: *puff* Yeah, just lemme- *puff puff* blow up the pool. *PUFF* I have a Magikarp.

Oh right. Magikarp, use Splash!
MAGIKARP uses SPLASH!
No damage! But it gets water on everyone around. :twisted:
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

Or just put it in some water. Dang, it can't even splash properly on dry ground.

*finds a puddle and puts Magikarp in it*

:D
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

A good strong breeze could put my Magikarp out of its misery. Don't kid yourself. :wink: *weeps* I traded my pokemon to my best friend when I moved to Florida so I could start a new game. I saw her almost a year later during a visit and she traded them back to me. Then my game went and erased itself...
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

...Okay, now I'm going to be up for another hour looking for that clip. Maybe I should just send you the entire CD in a compressed folder? I'm partial to "Viridian City". MAGIKARP uses Splash! It had no effect, because let's face it, it's the same thing as when it just flops around. *wants...
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480845

Granted. Your home sinks into a previously undiscovered sinkhole and you are forced to live at your job. Next to the fax machine.

I wish lovebugs did not exist. The are annoying and nothing seems to eat them. They clog stuff and just fly around having their sex.
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480845

Granted. They were mediocre, but got enough public attention that they spawned awful sequels in a quantity not seen since The Land Before Time 2-?

I wish destitute people could at least have enough food to eat and not starve to death.
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0281: "Online Package Tracking"
Replies: 69
Views: 28819

kertrats wrote:But it's such a rush of elation when you refresh and it suddenly jumps from Norfolk to Minneapolis.

And then, before you can correct yourself, you'll say "Damn, that was fast!"
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0281: "Online Package Tracking"
Replies: 69
Views: 28819

I forget about my packages after I order them. And then they arrive a few weeks later and it's like Christmas again.

Tracking will make you silly though. Comic is, as usual, made of win.
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Type your name with your forehead
Replies: 234
Views: 36419

Forehead:
43l4343
(WTF? And it beeped at me... :shock: )

Elbow:
ERlevedn

Chin:
FD.,dx d n
(XD)

Cat:
EEEEEEEEEEELED VEN

Bigger cat:
erdlke
VE
n
*sighs exasperatedly, jumps out of the chair*
(LOL, he had his other paw on enter too...)
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

Meh. I'm somewhat old-fashioned when it comes to raising Pokemon.

... can I sing it with you? :D


Use Splash!
MAGIKARP is still friggin' paralyzed! You should've bought a Full Heal.
...shaddap.
by Eleven
Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

what if all four of it's moves were splash, somehow. HM? What THEN? You should have watched longer... That's one eff'd up somehow. It doesn't learn splash, it's born with it. And then it can learn tackle, which is still weak. Still, can't beat the payoff of raising one from a low level. MAGIKARP fa...
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480845

Granted. Your utter disregard for your coworker's life leads you to entertain killing others you dislike (even minor dislike), and you go on a killing spree until everyone who comes across you is dead. It's lonely now.

I wish I could correctly analyze people my first time meeting them.
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:38 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

It's that horse. He's gone and run off with the horse.
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13627

I shamefully admit that I waited for it to loop and loop until one of them went 35 times. Because then Magikarp would be out of Splash attacks and could use Struggle, which would do something. I am a Pokenerd.

I choose you, MAGIKARP! *Trainer 11 sends out MAGIKARP* Use Splash attack!
*flop flop*
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What shoes are you wearing?
Replies: 60
Views: 9136

No shoes. Periwinkle socks. Pink bleach stains. I don't know either. I wear dark blue Adidas Ozweego VIs (bwuh?), blue and white Sport Skechers, and white K-swiss somethings. I think they're all discontinued because that's when I can afford to get shoes XD. Oh, always sneakers. I hate shoes. And boo...
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480845

Granted, you are Christopher Paolini. I wish I felt well-rested. Granted. You feel so well-rested that you neglect your body and refuse to sleep. You end up collapsing from physical exhaustion in the middle of a busy street, feeling great until the light turns green. I wish I was less cynical and d...
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:04 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

He knows nothing of love or literature, all he knows is the sword. And iron boots. .... And being a dog. And how to travel time. And play the flute. And communing with fairies. Not nearly enough fairies in TP. In the case of games where you have a party of heroes, is it the dynamic between the part...
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:05 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

Roun wrote:"Tonight, on FOX News, Jack Tompson speaks out against pedophilistic messages hidden within children's 'Zelda' games. More at 11..."


That made me laugh and cry simultaneously. For different reasons.
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:56 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

Ugh... UUUGGGHHH. *twitch* That's true. Holy crap, everyone had Link on the menu. Those Gerudo were pedos.

I wonder if that's why I nearly get violated whenever I go to a convention (hint: I'm wearing green).
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:44 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

Yeah, the cartoon was oddly... non-canon. And now, I have an image of Midna leaping through a suspended hoop at Sea World. What will become of this image is not known. Link never gets ass in canon. A loving glance is not ass. A handhold is not ass. A kiss is not ass. Link is one of the least thanked...
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:34 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

Belial wrote:Wait....Link on Midna ass?

Face it, she's got the hots for him. And he's all "AWMAHGAWD MIDNA!! You're okay... and HOT!" *abandons Zelda*
Zelda: :(
by Eleven
Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:16 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18239

I can't play games without Kleenex (read: sleeve). ((SPOILERZ MEBBEH?)) The first time I beat The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (or Triforce of the Gods, whichever), I cried. The song at the credits inspired me to take up the keyboard. :D I cried when I beat Final Fantasy X. DAMMIT! Don't you ...
by Eleven
Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association With Your Nose
Replies: 126
Views: 21366

inswid e-out
iknside-out
inside-out

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