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by Eleven
Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association With Your Nose
Replies: 126
Views: 21356

HEARTTS
Curse you, caps lock1]
by Eleven
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 751735

Those "Make a lot of money from the comfort of your own home!" commercials. They always show some happy smiling idiots with shiny cars and big pools, like that's what you'll have. And then in the tiny, TINY print at the bottom of the screen it says something like "Actual results may v...
by Eleven
Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association With Your Nose
Replies: 126
Views: 21356

princess XD
I bet this would be better if we were all intoxicated...brb
by Eleven
Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association With Your Nose
Replies: 126
Views: 21356

cough syrup
by Eleven
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association With Your Nose
Replies: 126
Views: 21356

headache
...like the one I have from cr5ossing my eyes XP.
by Eleven
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess the Next Poster!
Replies: 837
Views: 92192

I do happen to have a hat. But no. :D

I guess SpitValve!
by Eleven
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1050452

Pie
by Eleven
Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2478159

Granted. Your first print collection of Gutenberg Bibles have been stolen, along with the other rare prints. I wish I had you. Granted. My incessant and pointless chattering has caused you to rip off your own ears. And you can still hear me. :D I wish I could finally create the glider I've been thi...
by Eleven
Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How'd you come up with your username(s)?
Replies: 1405
Views: 242846

Eleven is my favorite number. It's also my birth month and date. Astounding. I usually used one of two other names (with variations on one of them) online, but I have an e-stalker that has been bugging me since I was fourteen, aaannnd there are people on other sites I visit that will follow and anno...
by Eleven
Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0279: "Pickup Lines"
Replies: 148
Views: 47101

"Hey, do you know kung-fu? 'Cuz, you know... you fine." Was there supposed to be a pun in that one? Because I totally missed it. Nope. :lol: It's a terrible botchery of an already bad pickup line. I've heard it used before... with success. I'm all for it though, I mean if messed-up one-li...
by Eleven
Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0279: "Pickup Lines"
Replies: 148
Views: 47101

Yet another comic made of pure win. I hear the most messed up lines (in school, of all places) sometimes, it's disturbing. Like the only way to get a date is to be really inept at dumb pickups. "Hey, do you know kung-fu? 'Cuz, you know... you fine." ...I'd probably have a drink with a guy ...
by Eleven
Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0277: "Long Light"
Replies: 119
Views: 32022

There's a street my dad has to occasionally drive through that has really long lights. Fortunately, he discovered the solution: Wait till 6:22, then go through all 8 lights at 60 miles an hour. They should all turn to green just as you reach them. Okay, now that is cool. Is the speed limit anywhere...
by Eleven
Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0277: "Long Light"
Replies: 119
Views: 32022

In Gainesville, the traffic is pretty much nonstop during peak hours (read: when the sun is out). The questionable maneuvers one could do to turn left hardly ever happen. Why? The traffic. Never. Stops. You can't make right turns here unless it's a minor street. The cars keep coming until they have ...
by Eleven
Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0276: "Fixed Width"
Replies: 139
Views: 42859

Hmm... It could just be that he had some clever addition to his sentence, but she types too damn fast.
by Eleven
Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2478159

Granted - The door is now permanently sealed and you can't get do anything. You then get fired. I wish people that I work with weren't such poopy stupidheads. Granted- Now the people you work with are all stupid poopyheads instead, and the whole place smells like poo. I wish I could get my degree r...
by Eleven
Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134421

??? Meen turdle mak I sad :( .

\/ Gets picked last for dodgeball.
by Eleven
Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Non-calculator things to do with your calculator....
Replies: 40
Views: 6229

Aw, my calculator usage is lame compared to all that! I just used my TI to pass notes. The teacher would be babbling his nonsense with his back turned, while passed my calculator around and commented on his dumbness and choice of clothing and lack of suitable eyepatch. Best part was, if he turned ar...
by Eleven
Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Age
Replies: 958
Views: 213375

I'm 20.

...what?

The special thing about 20 is you are officially too old to hog the playground equipment around here. People don't call the cops when you're 18.
(But I look about 16 so I gets away with it all the time! Mwa ha and other such evil laughter.)
by Eleven
Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 329331

Oh yeah? ever tried dueling a pirate in a dance?!? No, reality is not a musical! But if you're good enough, you can dance out of the pirate's reach long enough to lure it into the crow's nest. Pirates always fall out of the crow's nest if they're fighting a non-pirate. [/b-movie logic] Actually, no...
by Eleven
Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: ... the Kingdom Hearts thread
Replies: 97
Views: 17890

My only issue is that it was all too easy. Angry as I am at Square pulling the "LOLZ. SPECIUL EDISHUN" shit, I want Final Mix + to come to the states, becuase that looks like it's actualy, y'know, a challenge. And if it isn't one can always equip the 0 EXP ability you get from the beginni...
by Eleven
Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 329331

@@LE4dGOLEM: A video would be best for the pet-proving-thing. @@Owijad: Read the comic moar @^3LE4dGOLEM: I'd best buy a digital camcorder then. From the dollar store. Ah! But this instance is one really using the phrase, which is meant for condescendingly dismissing anything, condescendingly? Sayi...
by Eleven
Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 329331

@LE4dGOLEM: Well, I could post my transcripts. Would a diagram of boobs as found in an anatomy book suffice? And how does one take a picture of one's pets talking or using telepathy? Cat with mouth open? Glowing turtle eyes? Ah, cookie. KTHX! @Owijad: I thought that would only count if the other per...
by Eleven
Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 329331

Hi, I'm Eleven and I can drive and even buy cigarettes. Let me show you my Pokemanz! Charizard knows CUT because there was a bush one time. Heh, seriously, it's great to finally register here. I've been a reader/forum-browser for a couple of months now. Of all things, the xkcdia discussion got me in...

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