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by Eleven
Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4281
Views: 543410

Oh, hold on *stops walking*. I ran out of paper.
by Eleven
Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13634

__Kit, I figured Silcoon would have been the new Metapod.

I mean, just figured.

...

METAPOD evolved into BUTTERFREE!
BUTTERFREE flies over the ocean with its mate, never to be seen again!

...well, damn.
by Eleven
Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Orly?
Replies: 115
Views: 17042

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
by Eleven
Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884195

Good news: The sharks eat the rest of your sedatives and fall asleep.
by Eleven
Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Orly?
Replies: 115
Views: 17042

needs moar cowbell
by Eleven
Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

What would you guys do to curb the coffee monopoly? I think we should do it. I just want a cafe that stays open after 6pm. Make coffee at home. :) That way, only Folgers and Mr. Coffee and the water company get my money. ButIneedanewMr.Coffeesoon. Misconception: Having a southern (U.S.) accent impl...
by Eleven
Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4281
Views: 543410

I don't know how how to tell you this, but you're wrong.

Oh wait, I guess I do.
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: you're fired!!!!
Replies: 45
Views: 7255

Checkers is SO FIRED for charging me for bacon and not giving it up on the burgers. Everything else I have in the fridge at home. Why. My. Bacon?
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4281
Views: 543410

Oh me yarm lvl 40! I GOT A MOUNT!
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

That made my day. Thank you. :lol: Really? because I'm pretty sure it completely ruined mine the first time I heard it. :D Ours is a loving God. Ours is a merciful God. Ours is perplexing, duplicitous God who kinda gets a kick out of slamming anyone who passed their high school science courses with...
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

IronSpike wrote:Dinosaur fossils were put there to to test our faith.


That made my day. Thank you. :lol:
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

(Why the hell is it "venti", anyway? Doesn't that just mean 20? or "winds"?) Yes, as in 20 oz. That's the biggest revelation I've had since... ever. I feel stupid for wondering all this time. Related misconception: People who work at Starbucks are rude if you don't know venti fr...
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Please Turn Down Your Lights (Where Applicable)
Replies: 25
Views: 5890

Oh, sweet reunion!

I thank you so very much for sharing with us.

*will never get around to laundry at this rate*
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

No prob :D .

The best/worst part is their president got arrested for domestic violence... while drunk *shock*.
It's not like it's a group of people being persecuted for something they can't change, which is rotten. They like their drink and you should too! :roll:
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

HUHWHAT?!

I'm watching the news, and there's a lobbying group for people who are addicted to alcohol. NOT that they some help quitting, but that they are alcoholics and shouldn't be made to quit.

I'm not entirely sure what you think I was getting at, but I have an idea. Absolutely not.
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

Misconception: Tolerance means bending over backwards to make sure some group feels extra-super-special, at the expense of everyone else.
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884195

Good news: A torrential down pour starts and the fire is extinguished.
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use a splash attack, magikarp!
Replies: 71
Views: 13634

I had a PC Pokemon game. It always bugged out on me though. And the music was awful. METAPOD used TACKLE on the tree. The tree is defeated! METAPOD gains 304 EXP. points (Whoa, bad ass-tree.) What's this? METAPOD is evolving! :shock: yesyesyesyesyes! EDIT: Oh man, since posting in the Conservapedia ...
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Twasbrillig is stupid!
Replies: 73
Views: 7590

Twasbrillig, at least you remembered it. It's not like you went into class and the professor mentioned Pythagorean theorem and you were all "Oh me yarm whas a montypython theory lol?"
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Twasbrillig is stupid!
Replies: 73
Views: 7590

Why can't anyone else find out?
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Twasbrillig is stupid!
Replies: 73
Views: 7590

Aw, don't feel bad. Everyone forgets things sometimes.
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884195

Good news: The fire department is already there.
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Changing words
Replies: 296
Views: 33119

Hand bag
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: you're fired!!!!
Replies: 45
Views: 7255

The manager at the place I'm starting work at soon is fired.
Because everyone but two people quit. That screams MANAGEMENT ISSUES.

Also my friend Catherine is fired for peeing on the floor.
by Eleven
Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884195

Good news: You didn't land in the water, but D.C. Wesserman's Gigantic Outdoor Pillow Factory. Where prices are so low, you won't have to sleep on 'em! (*bricked*)
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Changing words
Replies: 296
Views: 33119

Calm down
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884195

Good News: You don't care, and bite into them really hard.
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Changing words
Replies: 296
Views: 33119

C-Section
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Changing words
Replies: 296
Views: 33119

Attention Span
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Changing words
Replies: 296
Views: 33119

Crack whore

(Well, let's keep going then!)
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Conservapedia... as seen on Colbert.
Replies: 33
Views: 4757

Conservapedia reminds me why I don't associate with any political parties. It's not that it exists that bothers me, it's that it's a half-assed effort. The average article length and presence of information is like a second grade essay on "how com i like eggs". And a lot of it isn't just i...
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Changing words
Replies: 296
Views: 33119

Arms race
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4281
Views: 543410

To put it frankly, yes, there is a party in my pants.
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884195

Good news: The bubbles are composed of a revolutionary durable yet gossamer-like material, allowing you to fire an enormous bubble to tenuously hold onto and float safely to the ground.

In theory.
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Changing words
Replies: 296
Views: 33119

Onion bloom
by Eleven
Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371677

Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Misconception: Having more than one indoor cat (especially without the presence of a dog) makes you a crazy cat person. And oh, forget it if you pay them any attention. You're psycho. Misconception: Any female entering the veterinary field of study must be an uncommited airhead wh...
by Eleven
Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess the Next Poster!
Replies: 837
Views: 92240

Maybe later.

Archangel should show up though.
by Eleven
Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:51 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Perils of Being Called Smart
Replies: 118
Views: 25159

This thread has helped me as far as realizing why my grades have fallen. A lot has to do with my perception of the course and how important it seems to me. (However, I'm really sensitive to stress and recently I've had nothing but it...) The only subjects I really like I've already taken for my degr...
by Eleven
Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Stats
Replies: 26
Views: 5359

Sorry, I'm on the sphere grid system. But I'll take a crack at it. HP: 50 STR: 45 INT: 80 DEX: 90 END: 30 (Asthma attack within 40 minutes of activity or less) AGI: 55 SPD: 65 (offset by low endurance XD) WIS: 70 Combat: 20 (You know, if someone has you pinned, screaming that you're gonna pee can fa...
by Eleven
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing
Replies: 490
Views: 57185

Alisto wrote:
Eleven wrote:Is there a pants rule?


Yes, but it is gender-dependent.

*EDIT* This just in: the pants rule has been appealed. Pants are not necessary, but images must still be PG-13.

Also, sock stocks are up.

Crap, I shouldn't have sold...

Oh well. 13-year-olds know from panties, at least.

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