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by parkaboy
Fri May 29, 2009 6:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

Moo, this is for Science!: striped shirt.JPG Of the things that have been, or almost been done, in the name of Science, because of this forum, this is a lot of commas, most of them probably incorrect, but hey, I LIKE commas, d33p posting various shirts is tame. And now, also for science, I will pos...
by parkaboy
Tue May 19, 2009 4:33 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: did you download four THOUSAND viruses?...
Replies: 8
Views: 1115

Re: did you download four THOUSAND viruses?...

will try that. also, it turns out that system security itself is a crafty little bit of spyware. I'm going to do a little more research on it; I suddenly remembered how to use Google. Thanks!
by parkaboy
Tue May 19, 2009 4:11 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: did you download four THOUSAND viruses?...
Replies: 8
Views: 1115

did you download four THOUSAND viruses?...

OOOookay so I'm at a friends computer right now, and its just stuffed full of things that make their expired copy of... System Security? scream at me every 5 seconds. I shouldn't have even logged in here, fuck fuck fuck, BUT I did. It won't open Norton, it won't let me run avast, telling me that the...
by parkaboy
Mon May 18, 2009 4:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9234727

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I don't want to miss The Mighty Boosh again, but I'm just so damn sleepy...
by parkaboy
Mon May 18, 2009 1:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Near death experiences
Replies: 30
Views: 2808

Re: Near death experiences

I sneeze often. That's as close as I like to get...
by parkaboy
Tue May 05, 2009 11:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How xkcd changed my life
Replies: 54
Views: 5183

Re: How xkcd changed my life

I moved to New England and finally got schooling for a real career underway. I set goals, I made great friends and met my lovely boyfriend, Zerosum. ^_^
by parkaboy
Sat May 02, 2009 4:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Let the cat speak!
Replies: 89
Views: 13953

Re: Let the cat speak!

Yes. Now get out of our thread.


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by parkaboy
Sat May 02, 2009 3:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

Actually, she's a lap sitter and a neck sleeper. She likes laps, and being next to my neck when I sleep. This is cute but if I roll over at all, i squash her with my face. This is not good. She also has to spend 15 to 20 minutes vanquishing blanket monsters before she'll settle down for bed.
by parkaboy
Sat May 02, 2009 3:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

I have changed my hair and acquired item: Kitten.
Spoiler:
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its lighter and I parted it to the side, right?
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well, yes but I also shaved a good chunk of it out.
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It took me 4 tries to find a fellow student that would do this to me. FOUR. wtf?
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and now for kitten. Her name is Calcifer, Cali for shortness.
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perception is cool. It makes tiny cats tinier.
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by parkaboy
Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

those look like legs from Ikea. I have them on my desk.
by parkaboy
Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Let the cat speak!
Replies: 89
Views: 13953

Let the cat speak!

Surely, your cat has something important to tell everyone. Why else would s/he constantly walk all over your keyboard? I say, let the cats speak! 888888888888888888888888888888888809poooooo888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888...
by parkaboy
Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1180489

Re: What are you listening to?

Mazzy Star - Take Everything
by parkaboy
Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:47 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Recommend one artist
Replies: 1018
Views: 282236

Re: Recommend one artist

I might be ridiculously behind on this one, nor have I read the entire thread, but I just discovered Neutral Milk Hotel and I'm freakin' IN LOVE with this group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcgyKo7vbm4 just cd with a song, In an Aeroplane Over the Sea" - title track of one album. SINGING SAW...
by parkaboy
Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

... was this in New York? I might have to reconsider my tentative residency there... I don't know if I can handle violent shrubbery.
by parkaboy
Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

back a page or so: jeans. I'm usually a straight-leg or bootcut kind of girl myself, due to the fact that i have wide hips, curvy legs and tiny freakin' ankles. However, despite my insecurity regarding my mid-section, I tried on on skinny jeans. Holy hell, where have these been all my life? The only...
by parkaboy
Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

I vote yes, but I wasn't there. I did get a camera for my birthday and I do plan on posting an updated picture of my hair, which may or may not be before I go through another drastic change.
by parkaboy
Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:58 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: The Xkcd Cookbook (with an unfinished index in the OP)
Replies: 686
Views: 279388

Re: The Xkcd Cookbook (with an unfinished index in the OP)

Slight variations on the chocolate chip cookie here. Make the base batter: 1 1/4 c butter, softened 1 c dark brown sugar, packed 1/2 c granulated sugar 1 1/4 tsp vanilla 2 1/4 c sifted all-purpose flour 1 tsp baking soda 2 eggs chocolate chips (as much as you want. More chips never killed anyone) Wh...
by parkaboy
Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your last words?
Replies: 221
Views: 17889

Re: Your last words?

"You're a BIG Kitty!"
by parkaboy
Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - The thread that gives (about once a month)

I've said before that the goal of a hair stylist is to minimize odd features and bring out good ones, the over-all effect being that of an oval-shaped face. I am sort of curious about this, actually! Is this taught in school when you study to be a stylist? It probably explains why it is so impossib...
by parkaboy
Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - The thread that gives (about once a month)

this is not on the topic at hand, but i want some opinions. I want a haircut. Here is my current hair: I've said before that the goal of a hair stylist is to minimize odd features and bring out good ones, the over-all effect being that of an oval-shaped face. You already seem to HAVE that, and ther...
by parkaboy
Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 131275

Re: Omegle!

i had a fun conversation last night! we talked about dinosaurs and reptilian overlords lizard people) and space turtles and film and Plato and make up artistry... but it took two duds to find a cool person. I'm going to try again now! ^_^ i have to relate my first conversation though... Them: "...
by parkaboy
Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:06 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

what part of texas and when?
by parkaboy
Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other threads!

Iunno. I'm guessing Target since that were he works/ed(?). I haven't run out because I just started using it, but it's expensive and in tiny bottles so I'm going to have to start hunting soon. Possibly The Interwobs? Oops! spf 85, my mistake. Still better than the 80. http://www.walgreens.com/store/...
by parkaboy
Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: guys growing long hair
Replies: 58
Views: 5118

Re: guys growing long hair

I love hair questions. I wish you all would include current photos in good light when asking them, though, so I can give honest and decent answers. Which you may or may not like. So never mind. As to the original question, man up and buy a headband. I know several guys who just shove it back with a ...
by parkaboy
Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other threads!

I'm pale, as you've seen in my pictures. I get paler . I WILL make it back to my pasty whitest as soon as possible with my bad ass-spf 95 (NINTY FUCKING FIVE) Neutrogena sunblock. Thanks to Narsil. Until he found this for me, I had only spf 80. AND I can use this stuff on my face without feeling gre...
by parkaboy
Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other threads!

*facepalm* I got just as sucked into those books as every other stupid girl I know, but vampires DON'T SPARKLE. They EXPLODE or melt in the sun! GAH! Anyway, good news on the bra front. a few... hundred pages back I'm sure I was bitching about how I can find a band that fits me but cup sizes are alw...
by parkaboy
Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other threads!

Sophy and Cara, you are slim women, so it looks natural for you to have smaller breasts. I believe Jessica is built more like me, and larger breasts probably suit her. I know for me, I would not be happy with smaller breasts unless I were a smaller person. A-cups on my frame would just look odd and...
by parkaboy
Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

I smell a Postify Your Facerity photo theme coming on... Oh! Oh! there's one of Gordon around somewhere! I know I can find it... also: Syntax mismatch. Y'all is sometimes used for the singular case, in which case he could be making a statement about each of us individually, in which case he's techn...
by parkaboy
Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

xndrew wrote:Holy sweet glasses Moo!


Those EXACT words just came out of my mouth upon seeing those glasses.
by parkaboy
Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

you know, people coloring their hair is what will pay my bills eventually... but I have to be honest... WHY?!? OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHhhHHhhhyyyyy?!?!?! You had such a great color! AND BLACK IS FOREVER. (also: you used box color didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?) well, um... you know, like... um... Look. ...
by parkaboy
Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other brands!

i'm paying $11,000 +interest on student loans to learn all this awesome stuff. Really, I shouldn't be divulging cool info like that unless someone is helping me pay all that back. But, that'll come in time I suppose. Maybe I should set up a paypal account for info donations... anyway, thank you. I a...
by parkaboy
Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Webecomic Weekend 2009
Replies: 7
Views: 2494

Re: Webecomic Weekend 2009

Well, fucking poop. I have that weekend off for my birthday too. Motherfuckers.
by parkaboy
Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other brands!

I know it might burn, but take a picture of yourself in a white room, with natural lighting. I can't get a good idea of what your coloring actually is. You look orange in those? Anyway, texturize the fringe, piece them out and maybe adjust your bob to an A-line and there you go. Less "parisian ...
by parkaboy
Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

Felstaff, I can't be on the fora today; it hurts to laugh and you just don't stop. *tears of pain and mirth* I dyed my hair black. Snapshot_20090228_7.jpg Comparison for those who do not know how I looked before: rsz_3vinkel.jpg Enid Coleslaw: I like your eyecolour. and welcome! :D you know, people ...
by parkaboy
Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3534661

Re: Rant Thread

AW CRAPTACULAR! School is cancelled today. That gives me time to do.... anything I want now that the roads are thawed out. WHY DID I GET MY NY&CO CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY?! Must... Not... SHOP.... GAAAAHHHHH!!!!! although, the mall is right by Zero's mom's house and I DO need to do some laundry...
by parkaboy
Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3489186

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other brands!

so. spiral perms for long hair are making a come back. a small one, but one none-the-less. Discuss. For a horrible, horrible second, I thought you meant Jehri curls were coming back in fashion. Cool to hear that curly hairstyles are going to get some luff though. @Cin[em]matic - Very cute outfit. M...
by parkaboy
Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1749730

Re: Today I Learned

i feel the same way. I love pineapple, i love coconut, i love orange.... but when you put them together something just doesn't sit well with me. I have found I prefer STRAWBERRY-coladas.
by parkaboy
Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your most awesome ornament?
Replies: 10
Views: 1289

Re: Your most awesome ornament?

I have a little black rubber bat that sticks to the top of my bathroom mirror. His name is Alfred. He guards the mirror, in case any centipedes try to come through it. I've yet to see that happen, so I guess he's doing his job.
by parkaboy
Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036623

Re: Postify your facerity

I can inspire fear and impending doom with only a picture!!! *glee*

Thanks very much everyone. I also meant to say earlier: Ty - You are much much too pretty aaaaand when I come to australia (eventually) I'm doing something fun with your hair. I don't know what. But SOMEthing.

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