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by parkaboy
Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: you're fired!!!!
Replies: 45
Views: 7218

you're fired!!!!

Here you get to fire people and tell us why! the guard that works the shift before me on weekends is fired because he moves every damn thing on the desk to the least convenient areas, and he throws his plates of leftover food in the paper basket RIGHT next to the desk, rather than the all-purpose (w...
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your arsenal
Replies: 141
Views: 22459

you also have to question the effectiveness of said arsenals based on the training, or lack of training, with each weapon. anyone can stabstabstab, but can you hit something important the first time? swords are a bit tricker too. when a 3 foot blade is coming towards to, its easier to dodge that a w...
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your arsenal
Replies: 141
Views: 22459

Belial wrote:Oh, and this....

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well really that should go without saying.
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:49 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Confusing Slang
Replies: 212
Views: 38752

joeframbach wrote:Slightly off-topic: It blew my mind the first time I found out what a "Lorry" was.

Who'd'a thunk it?


i know, i always just called them hurroo-do-doos. stupid rabbits.
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:46 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Can a videogame make you cry?
Replies: 157
Views: 18121

The end of Super Metroid -- when you're fighting mother brain, and the last metroid comes back to give you the life back that it had peviously taken from you... YES yes yes. that and legend of Dragoon. crrrrriiiiiiiiied for an hour. its a good thing the game play was over at that point. i wouldnt h...
by parkaboy
Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2993255

*mumble* no currents as usual... dreads are gone. i'll see what i can manage this coming week.

nice lookin buncha new people. they will sell for a good price at our slave auction.

*edit* akira, is your avatar from a Malice Mizer picture?
by parkaboy
Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0279: "Pickup Lines"
Replies: 148
Views: 46620

warhorse wrote:Bah. Having 20 Grovers sounds so much cooler than 20 grand 8)


unless theres a fly in your soup. then you're in for it.
by parkaboy
Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0279: "Pickup Lines"
Replies: 148
Views: 46620

i just have to say, the last panel and the mouseover text are my new favorite pickup lines. ever.
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: its a new place...
Replies: 26
Views: 3511

no rush. moneys tight. tshirt i have plenty of, internet connection i do not, so tshirts must wait.

no worries. =]
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: its a new place...
Replies: 26
Views: 3511

you kow i want to buy shirts, but i have paypal issues.

*waggles claw at Belial* any word on payment via insiders?
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your arsenal
Replies: 141
Views: 22459

Bersa .380 And a very anti-social snake (or anti social-snake, if you must.) ((and i KNOW you do...)) ah, and various pocket knives. and a couple of swords, but those are ont he wall so they dont count. A few daggers collected from Ren Fairs (like real ones, not the crappy buy it at a mall kind), tw...
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: its a new place...
Replies: 26
Views: 3511

mmmm, i live in Merriam now, so no too far from Lawrence actually. Its a hop over to KC, and i'm sure theres a ton of things to do there.... I've eye-balled people at work... they're all older, considerably. I've ey-balled people at my apartment complex. most of them are old as well. the few that mi...
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 175340

i came up with a devious plan to get our microwave across three states using people as carrier pigeons, of a sort. well not so devious, but i'm glad i thought of it. this cooking on a STOVE and in the oven is killing me. mostly b/c i cant find the kind of popcorn you make on the stove and i'm not br...
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:18 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1168592

skinny puppy - worlock
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: When I was 5 years old, I wanted to be a farmer.
Replies: 91
Views: 10146

i never gave a thought to this "growing up" business... which is probably why i'm 24 and just now getting serious about college, choosing a major, and so forth. When i was little i was content to be little, and take life as it came. jokes on me eh? LIFE IS HERE AND ITS GOT A BASEBALL BAT. ...
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Favourite piece of art?
Replies: 46
Views: 6237

pretty much anything from Yoshitaka Amano.

I've always rather enjoyed Monet's La Japonaise though.

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its funny b/c thats his wife and she had dark hair, but put on a blonde wig for the painting.
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: dremels
Replies: 21
Views: 3636

my friend got one for her 14th birthday, from her parents. At first i thought they were just reusing a box to diguise a gift, but as she started unpacking it, our faces lit up with mischevious delight... it was really a Dremel and we really spent the next two days in her room creating.... things. et...
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:43 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Music Jokes
Replies: 133
Views: 51569

whats worse than a beginner oboe player?



NOTHING.
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: its a new place...
Replies: 26
Views: 3511

its a new place...

a large, scary, new place where i dont know anyone. Has anyone just decided to uproot themselves from HOME and go somewhere else? I did recently. Kansas is neat... its pretty clean, its got beautiful trees and chipmunks! I've never seen chipmunks, in person that is. Unfortunately, chipmunks cant go ...
by parkaboy
Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Salvia?
Replies: 188
Views: 20933

my earlier post was a bit misleading, the overall experience was cool, but, as you ssaid, very weird... mostly in that very small things because VERY LARGE annoyances and the focus of mysterious hostility. as long as i had that bear though, everything was ok...
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2993255

arcticfox.sq wrote:
And they can be dropped on people.


oh i like this one.
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:41 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Car Pooling
Replies: 90
Views: 22515

hm. this sounds interesting. anyone hitting the KCMO area give me a shout. My availability on the whole thing is rather sketchy though, so if there is no one, its no worries.
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1821
Views: 473260

Mister_Penguin wrote:On The Road - Jack Kerouac


that book made me want to hitchhike across america. But then I said, "hehe oh my, I've been smoking alot. I'd be killed or worse" and put the idea out of my brain. Mostly.
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Girl or Boy?
Replies: 99
Views: 13790

Re: Girl or Boy?

Earlz wrote:(no raptors please)


racist!

err.. species'ist!

...good lord what am i saying?!

female here.
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2784030

oh, hehe, its nothing as serious as all that. i just dont think the world is ready. mine is an evil laugh...
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:31 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1821
Views: 473260

Bouncing aimlessly through Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett

(its where I ganked my name from, so's ya know.)
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2784030

confession: I'm not ready to confess just yet, but when I do you probably wont care.

this place smells like home.
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Salvia?
Replies: 188
Views: 20933

Here is my experience with 10x: We turned off the a/c, it made too much noise. we turned off all the lights and taped the curtains shut, otherwise the lights were too bright. the smoke was digustingly acrid, and harsh and I had the coughing fit of my life. I found a new appreciation for giant fuzzy ...
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Commuting by bike
Replies: 89
Views: 10501

Given more sport to the chase. People run from raptors faster on paved ground than, say, tall grassy areas with surprising bits of shrubbery to trip them up. Of course, its still not fast enough. It never is....
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Commuting by bike
Replies: 89
Views: 10501

I wish I could ride a bike. I have the same problem as Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) where if I get within 3 feet of a bike it mauls me. Nevermind sitting on it or, god forbid, riding it. :(
by parkaboy
Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 326681

hello. I enjoy the comic, although most of it is above my head, or at least is until i do some extensive wiki'ing. even then, I dont much care for math, so some of it remains mysterious and all that. Hm, about me... well, I recently moved to Kansas, I dont know anyone, however I was pleased to find ...

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