Search found 940 matches

by Rat
Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 23155

Re: Pot

i've only done acid once.. and only took one hit.. but about two hours in i just couldn't wait for it to be over. i didn't get any hallucinations or anything.. just got really confused. i was with a friend who had also never done it and trying to explain the trip to him was impossible. finally i wen...
by Rat
Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 23155

Re: Pot

Whenever I read a pot-related study, their "heavy" users are something like 10joints/day type of users, which to me is almost unreal. unreal? i dont know about that.. you wake up, get high, and when you don't feel high anymore you smoke again. tolerance builds up over time though.. if you...
by Rat
Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Angry Aussie
Replies: 57
Views: 3942

Re: Angry Aussie

Meowgan wrote:Can he talk any slower?


for real. that guy needs to take some speech classes or something..
by Rat
Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 23155

Re: Pot

There is nothing in the world that annoys me more than this *friend* i can;t get rid of who thinks he's cool(unrelated: also wants to be black/acts black/refers to the white population in the third person) because he's 'hardcore enough' and 'not a pussy' for smoking pot Seriously, drugs are one of ...
by Rat
Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pot
Replies: 291
Views: 23155

Re: Pot

oh i loves my mary jane..

i don't think i'll quit any time soon..

but i will say that the longer i stay sober, the sharper i get..

i would have more to say but i have to get to work in time to smoke a bowl first

ENJOY YOUR PACKAGES MOTHERFUCKERS
by Rat
Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Turns out Evolution Is A Racist Concept...
Replies: 180
Views: 17375

Re: Turns out Evolution Is A Racist Concept...

gravity defies evolution because gravity didn't evolve, it just is.. EXPLAIN THAT clearly god created gravity. cgcg... anyway... i'm too lazy to see who actually wrote that power point.. but it's really just one (maybe a few) creationists explanation of evolution... hardly worth getting worked up over
by Rat
Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: "idiot test" aka "read everything before doing anything"
Replies: 88
Views: 68980

Re: "idiot test" aka "read everything before doing anything"

Outchanter, is it bad that I took the time to thoroughly analyze the inkblot in your avatar? To me, it's two demons, each having two tails, a short, stubby one and a beaver-like one. They are holding their arms out in a sort of shrug. You can tell they're demons because of the horn-like things comi...
by Rat
Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who loves lame glasses?
Replies: 11
Views: 1705

Re: Who loves lame glasses?

i see those things all over.. wal mart.. kohls.. jewel.. walgreens.. gas stations..

rarely ever see anyone wearing them though
by Rat
Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: "idiot test" aka "read everything before doing anything"
Replies: 88
Views: 68980

Re: "idiot test" aka "read everything before doing anything"

my biology teacher pulled some shit like that once... she gave us a test and said something along the lines of "you should all get A's except for a few of you.."

but what she was TRYING to say was that all the answers were 'a' except for a few of them...

i did kind of bad on that test...
by Rat
Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Turns out Evolution Is A Racist Concept...
Replies: 180
Views: 17375

Re: Turns out Evolution Is A Racist Concept...

But evolution as Gods way of creating life definitely conflicts with the old testament. God creating the universe in 7 days such that at 1 second old it would have appeared billions of years old, does not conflict with the old testament. So it surprises me that in the face of overwhelming evidence,...
by Rat
Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0442: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel"
Replies: 372
Views: 87819

Re: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel" discussion

so uh.. what does the cursor in the transistor panel mean?

i've been wondering for the past few minutes how that even happened...

did he just screencap that guy from a different comic and catch his mouse?

good strip though...
by Rat
Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Turns out Evolution Is A Racist Concept...
Replies: 180
Views: 17375

Re: Turns out Evolution Is A Racist Concept...

my mom's a proto-rat.

r.o.u.s. tbh...
by Rat
Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Desert Island-What to bring?
Replies: 67
Views: 7668

Re: Desert Island-What to bring?

Thread Title wrote:Desert Island-What to bring?

14 year old brooke shields.

/masturbates to The Blue Lagoon
by Rat
Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: thanks
Replies: 20
Views: 1674

Re: thanks

you have strongly confirmed all my preconceptions concerning the humour of nerds I'm not usually angry/shouty, but here it is anyway: If you are only posting here to proclaim some sort of supposed superiority over those more intelligent than yourself, than you can kindly fuck off. maybe you're conf...
by Rat
Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: thanks
Replies: 20
Views: 1674

Re: thanks

Ramses IV wrote:Obviously she's jealous. I mean, who wouldn't envy us*?

*Everyone...

:P


i don't get it*.. are we everyone?




*may or may not actually get it
by Rat
Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: thanks
Replies: 20
Views: 1674

Re: thanks

Nerd humour is weird. When you do nerdy, intelligent humour around dumb people, they look at you like you're an idiot. I'm probably one of the smartest people out of my group of friends, but I'm not viewed as particularly intelligent because I make jokes no one gets (and they think it's a bad joke)...
by Rat
Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Happy Birthday Insignificant Deification!
Replies: 51
Views: 4003

Re: Happy Birthday Insignificant Deification!

Dark Ragnarok wrote:On behalf of myself and the rest of the XKCD fora members we wish you a Happy Birthday!


Bullshit!

don't put words in my mouth.

just fyi i do not wish you had a happy birthday.


/didn't get a birthday thread
by Rat
Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Metathread
Replies: 417
Views: 31021

Re: Metathread

This is the first forum where I've never had an avatar that was actually me. It's also the first forum where my avatar was something incredibly stupid that I found ages ago and got the notion to slap it on me. Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounc...
by Rat
Thu May 29, 2008 5:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1420927

Re: Man Thread: I hear eunuching, but you can't come in

yeeeaahh but i kind of wonder how that baked bacon comes out?
by Rat
Fri May 23, 2008 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Complaining Thread - BAWWWWWW!
Replies: 10
Views: 1672

Re: Complaining Thread - BAWWWWWW!

i have no idea what you're talking about but my mom's a fucking bitch!
by Rat
Thu May 22, 2008 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is it with red cups?
Replies: 44
Views: 7481

Re: What is it with red cups?

if you show up at a kegger you have to pay for the cup in order to get the beer.. it works as a way to make back some money unless too many people sneak in their own cups.. (edit: or a dirty dirty profit.) And we have never made people pay for cups to drink our beer. We have maybe 2 or 3 parties a ...
by Rat
Thu May 22, 2008 3:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is it with red cups?
Replies: 44
Views: 7481

Re: What is it with red cups?

eh... alcohol blows.. but the cups serve a number of porpoises. i'm not exacitally sure why they're red most of the time.. but if you're hosting a party with a keg or beer pong, cans and bottles don't work. if you show up at a kegger you have to pay for the cup in order to get the beer.. it works as...
by Rat
Wed May 21, 2008 4:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: illness
Replies: 67
Views: 9637

Re: illness

I've never gotten particularly sick. When I have do have something, it generally only lasts for a day or so, and maybe throw up a few times. I get colds and such, but not particularly badly, and they never seem to last too long. I <3 my immune system. i'm with you on this one. the worst i've ever f...
by Rat
Fri May 16, 2008 7:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Cat on a Leash?
Replies: 50
Views: 5054

Re: Cat on a Leash?

so why exactly would the cat go limp in a harness?

just cause it's scared?

or is it a natural reaction to being grabbed around the shoulders like that?
by Rat
Tue May 13, 2008 5:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Something weird about facial hair.
Replies: 17
Views: 2446

Re: Something weird about facial hair.

i just noticed george clooney has a chicken pock scar in the same place as me..

i bet he thinks he's reeeaal cool
by Rat
Tue May 13, 2008 5:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk to me about marijuana
Replies: 7
Views: 873

Re: Talk to me about marijuana

ZLVT wrote:I wrote a small essay ont eh subject fro uni last semester, I could dig it upf ro you if you like. I argued pro, I had I think 7 main premises. It was pretty good imho.


aaaahahahahahaha...

gud1..
by Rat
Mon May 12, 2008 4:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mother's Day
Replies: 29
Views: 2433

Re: Mother's Day

gmalivuk wrote:Psh. All you with your Mothers' Day and your alive mothers. "Ooh, look, everyone, *my* mom is all alive and shit! I'm going to do something special for her!"

Good thing CatProx's mom is dead, too. At least *she'll* come to Pie Afternoon today.


it has its ups and downs
by Rat
Sun May 11, 2008 5:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mother's Day
Replies: 29
Views: 2433

Re: Mother's Day

i got my mom some pez dispensers... it's ok though because she collects them.

but eeeeh.. my birthday was may 6 and my family decided to not celebrate it until today.

they really like to stack their holidays... two birds one stone sort of thing.
by Rat
Sun May 11, 2008 7:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Something weird about facial hair.
Replies: 17
Views: 2446

Re: Something weird about facial hair.

pics or it happens.
by Rat
Sun May 11, 2008 7:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Speaker for the Dead
Replies: 70
Views: 8518

Re: Speaker for the dead

Ancient Egyptians believed that if their body was disturbed, they would not have a positive afterlife (this is a massive over-simplification for the purposes of making this entry kinda brief). Egyptologists, archaeologists, historians, etc. know this and they still dig up their remains and put them...
by Rat
Fri May 09, 2008 7:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I, Moron
Replies: 124
Views: 12351

Re: I, Moron

jasm? what is that, junior assistant scout master?

the other kids in your troop probably lit your hay on fire..

i know i would have...
by Rat
Wed May 07, 2008 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Italians Enjoy Spinning 3D-Images
Replies: 4
Views: 1073

Re: The Italians Enjoy Spinning 3D-Images

i'm rather fond of spinning molecules

especially when youre on that molecule.. eh? eh?

:wink:
by Rat
Wed May 07, 2008 1:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Insomnia
Replies: 58
Views: 5608

Re: Insomnia

P180b case props to the p180. i cleaned out my front dust screens the other day and realized why the inside still looked so clean. guess i'm not cool enough to have trouble sleeping though... i've stayed up for a few days straight but that was just cause of the drugs.. it became worth it when thing...
by Rat
Wed May 07, 2008 1:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why do some drinks come with Umbrellas?
Replies: 42
Views: 4310

Re: Why do some drinks come with Umbrellas?

perhaps it's to shade your ice from the sun so as to not get a warm drink..

at least that's how i'd use it, if it wasn't actually just a useless decoration
by Rat
Sat May 03, 2008 9:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Electric Sheep
Replies: 18
Views: 1805

Re: Electric Sheep

eehhh it seems probable, but i think esheep was clean

there's a wiki on esheep which makes them seem sort of legit
by Rat
Sat May 03, 2008 8:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Electric Sheep
Replies: 18
Views: 1805

Re: Electric Sheep

christ i thought you were talking about esheep..

i had esheep a looooong time ago...

used to spawn a ton (as much as my rock processor could handle) of them and set up windows for them to walk around on..

they were so adorable and hilarious!
by Rat
Sat May 03, 2008 8:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I, Moron
Replies: 124
Views: 12351

Re: I, Moron

haha... i work at ups so i know how that might be... i load though, not unload.

so i just make it hard for the unloaders :twisted:

edit: i've been sitting here thinking of how to make my post more ontopicish

but i don't really fuck up ever,,,
by Rat
Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Happy 4/20!
Replies: 23
Views: 2567

Re: Happy 4/20!

man i didnt do shit sunday..

just smoked weed...

it was really nice out though... first day of spring in my book.
by Rat
Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Particularly Bad Haircuts
Replies: 27
Views: 3685

Re: Perticularly Bad Haircuts

i've only been getting haircuts once a year for the past few years... i usually just tell the "stylist" to go at it... maybe it puts them on the spot but i don't know what else to say... i started going to this new place though... you basically pay for a lap dance and get a free haircut......
by Rat
Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Caramelldansen is just unnaturally addictive.
Replies: 59
Views: 5450

Re: Caramelldansen is just unnaturally addictive.

it's just disgusting, that's all.

seriously.. i'd rather watch bestiality

hell i enjoy bestiality.. but furries are just WRONG

Go to advanced search