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by Rat
Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Jewelry designed by MIT grads using algorithms
Replies: 6
Views: 1562

Re: Jewelry designed by MIT grads using algorithms

that bracelet would leave some pretty cool tan lines
by Rat
Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: packratting
Replies: 29
Views: 2655

Re: packratting

well i'm a packrat so i'll give a shout out. i've got so many bins full of toys.. shelves full of crap... usually when i come home at the end of the day i empty my pockets/hands onto my computer desk.. then when it comes time to clean off my desk everything goes into a different compartment... old l...
by Rat
Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Caramelldansen is just unnaturally addictive.
Replies: 59
Views: 5465

Re: Caramelldansen is just unnaturally addictive.

damn.. i might not like anime anymore D:
by Rat
Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How would they react.
Replies: 23
Views: 2820

Re: How would they react.

it happened to homer too

he found a cake store iirc...

i just hope all the japanese cartoons stay in japan..

dont need robots and super saiyans and tentacles going around battling
by Rat
Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I was new once.
Replies: 198
Views: 18544

Re: I was new once.

when did i join?

edit: oh shit 2k6..

:dons his veteran hat:

edit edit: when did i get a title?
by Rat
Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your Noob moments
Replies: 72
Views: 5408

Re: Your Noob moment

damn, i read the title and thought i was going to tell the story of how it took me like 3 days to reformat my computer >_< happened a week ago.. i've had my run-ins with the mods though... something about that "R" word they dont like.. i still have all the PMs. i can see it happening again...
by Rat
Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd apparel in public.
Replies: 76
Views: 5308

Re: Questionable Content apparel in public.

peter wrote:On one occasion, the lady at the movies selling snacks asked me: "is that some sort of anti-Jurassic Park thing?"


"Clevah girl."
by Rat
Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: April Fools (WE KNOW ABOUT THE QC THING KTHX)
Replies: 136
Views: 21335

Re: April Fools

so not in the mood for a whole day of this bullshit

AMIRITE?
by Rat
Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sometimes everybody is wrong
Replies: 54
Views: 6765

Re: Sometimes everybody is wrong

edit: this is probably the least thought out post i've ever made so i'm taking it out long story short: get over yourself F_S on topic: "mcdonalds makes people fat" you know what REALLY grinds my gears? i cant fucking SUPER SIZE MY MCDONALDS! is that guy who made super size me dead yet? be...
by Rat
Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Internet Filters
Replies: 55
Views: 5492

Re: Internet Filters

psh.. fuck high school without a proxy..

good luck..
by Rat
Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Quick question about flying into the USA
Replies: 64
Views: 5976

Re: Quick question about flying into the USA

dude if they give you shit just like open up your trench coat and pull out your uzis...
by Rat
Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Story Game
Replies: 5
Views: 1431

Re: The Story Game

... he noticed he had smoked his weed, rather than God's. After a brief facepalm he crawled over to where the croaking bush had disappeared from and grasped a moist handful of the plant's fruit. He tore it from the mass and it instantly dried and became brittle...
by Rat
Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Story Game
Replies: 5
Views: 1431

Re: The Story Game

..., until God spoke to him from the invisible bush and said, "Smoketh, for this is my newest creation. I want to see what happens." So Billy...
by Rat
Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: YOU'RE a slur!
Replies: 121
Views: 8117

Re: YOU'RE a slur!

psh, what do any of you know?

you're all just a bunch of nerds and geeks.
by Rat
Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 1 question randomness test!
Replies: 78
Views: 6183

Re: 1 question randomness test!

El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:
Cheese wrote:I [s]request DEMAND[/s] MANDATE that the third option be changed to "Gets mauled by otters".

EDITed to reinforce my opinion on the matter.

FIX'D to show Importance of this option.



that's a really half assed fix...


like some straight up scotch tape shit
by Rat
Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 1 question randomness test!
Replies: 78
Views: 6183

Re: 1 question randomness test!

LOL I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL THIS THREAD RANDOM XD
by Rat
Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Losing your senses!
Replies: 33
Views: 2553

Re: Losing your senses!

i think it depends on what the devil is giving me in return...

:twisted:
by Rat
Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: favorite smell
Replies: 94
Views: 9403

Re: favorite smell

I like the stink of a skunk because I like things that challenge my senses. I like the stink of a skunk because it reminds me I'm in Massachusetts. i only like the stink of a skunk when its coming from my weed... one of the worst smells? cocaine maybe.. because cocaine is THE. WORST. mmm but addera...
by Rat
Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic
Replies: 71
Views: 11894

Re: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic

naw clementines are real easy to open

they have really thin skins and break into sections easily
by Rat
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic
Replies: 71
Views: 11894

Re: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic

SecondTalon wrote:Whoa whoa whoa.. slow down there...

Are you trying to tell me that.. *gasp* Not everyone is me and people like things I don't like and dislike things I do like?

MADNESS


nope, way off.
by Rat
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic
Replies: 71
Views: 11894

Re: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic

i dont believe you people can drink that vile shit they call coffee, but cant stand a grapefruit..
by Rat
Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic
Replies: 71
Views: 11894

Re: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic

i am fucking OUT OF HERE!
by Rat
Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: I've lost my faith in the human kind... (Child Molestation)
Replies: 27
Views: 3236

Re: I've lost my faith in the human kind...

... after reading this news story (happened in Brazil today): Father is arrested after raping 4 year old daughter. I wont translate the whole news story here. It's from a trustworthy source, it happened in Rio de Janeiro. The mother contacted the police after going to a physician that confirmed the...
by Rat
Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic
Replies: 71
Views: 11894

Re: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic

Also, I hate blueberries. They're sour, and not particularly tasty. you have never had good blueberries. There one of those fruits that can be sour and disgusting, but if you eat them when there just rip enough there delicious. Also, i have a slow growing rage inside me for everyone who doesn't put...
by Rat
Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0388: "Fuck Grapefruit"
Replies: 412
Views: 98048

Re: "Fuck Grapefruit" Discussion

What we now need is a list of all fruit-graphing applications coded so far. :) Yours wins points for the drag and drop and using actual images, but I still think mine was quicker to vote on; I can also show means, deviations and point clouds for each fruit. =P haha, yours is pretty neat.. i like th...
by Rat
Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: words to describe xkcd...
Replies: 70
Views: 5056

Re: words to describe xkcd...

i have a bunch of squiggly hairs coming out of mine.. i wish theyd go away... Tiny scissors or razor-blades. Make sure not to miss. :roll: dont talk to me like i've never tried.. they just come back instantly! Really? I get about 2 days out of that of being hairless there... (not including stubs, b...
by Rat
Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: words to describe xkcd...
Replies: 70
Views: 5056

Re: words to describe xkcd...

Zug-Zug wrote:
Rat wrote:i have a bunch of squiggly hairs coming out of mine..

i wish theyd go away...


Tiny scissors or razor-blades. Make sure not to miss. :roll:


dont talk to me like i've never tried..


they just come back instantly!
by Rat
Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: words to describe xkcd...
Replies: 70
Views: 5056

Re: words to describe xkcd...

i have a bunch of squiggly hairs coming out of mine..

i wish theyd go away...
by Rat
Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic
Replies: 71
Views: 11894

Re: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic

i would maybe make my own graph...

but i dont know how to draw a starfruit that will blend in..

although i havent tried..





oh and not to mention the whole idea is stupid and pointless
by Rat
Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0388: "Fuck Grapefruit"
Replies: 412
Views: 98048

Re: "Fuck Grapefruit" Discussion

fuck you randall i had my first grapefruit in YEARS yesterday morning, and enjoyed it too. not hard at all if you have the tools.. knife to cut it in half, sugar to sweeten, grapefruit sized bowl to hold it, and pointy spoon to dig out its guts... the bowl also serves as a container for all the juic...
by Rat
Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd cult
Replies: 34
Views: 2738

Re: xkcd cult

yeah.. i probably would kill someone for someone, if the reason was good enough...

but the bodily harm option seemed a lot cooler..

i wouldnt mind beating someone with a lead pipe while randall stands there in his trenchcoat watching...
by Rat
Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Indifferent Aliens
Replies: 37
Views: 3152

Re: Indifferent Aliens

wst wrote:I'd send the porn-stars (female, I suppose) some uber-lasers, and say they're vibrators.

That should make them moan! Grr!


you might just get your shit blown up, killing all our porn stars like that...
by Rat
Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Indifferent Aliens
Replies: 37
Views: 3152

Re: Indifferent Aliens

1. Move in. 2. Set myself up as a god. 3. ??? 4. Profit! Had to be done. But beyond the uber lazer weapons, what other ultra powerful technology do I have? wouldnt being set up as god basically be the profit? and, have i been alive for 500 years? or has my race just been observing earth for 500 yea...
by Rat
Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 100% Accurate Web-based Psychoanalysis!
Replies: 154
Views: 21570

Re: 100% Accurate Web-based Psychoanalysis!

While I'm sure I'm wrong, I think it has to do with your ability to filter garbage from what you're interested in... listening to conversations in a noisy environment, spotting a person in a crowd, not being eaten by raptors, that sort of thing. i dunno.. there was that question... "have you a...
by Rat
Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: LOVE
Replies: 56
Views: 4174

Re: LOVE

shit i just thought it was intense....
by Rat
Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: LOVE
Replies: 56
Views: 4174

Re: LOVE

What, you're not familiar with the that that sentence? As near as I can tell it's grammatically correct, just really awkward looking. And now that I've said that, I'm going to be informed of how it's not grammatically correct. And possibly called a goober. Or dumbass. Maybe a combination.. a goober...
by Rat
Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: LOVE
Replies: 56
Views: 4174

Re: LOVE

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:Exactly. As much as I like the two of you, I don't really want to hear about your sex life. Well, I kind of do, but that's not the point. The point is is that that kind of stuff is blag material.


that made for a pretty intense read.. :shock:
by Rat
Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:26 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: SUPRIZE MEETUP! In Chicago. - JUNE 21 - THAT'S NEXT SATURDAY
Replies: 67
Views: 9575

Re: SUPRIZE MEETUP! In Chicago.

you know.. i could probably make it to this one...

just a short trip south...

but i'll wait till june 21 to decide...
by Rat
Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: But I don't wanna be eaten by dinosaurs
Replies: 51
Views: 4773

Re: But I don't wanna be eaten by dinosaurs

Hard to say. No real way to gather social order from fossil evidence. Ever read "Raptor Red"? Good book. It's one of the ones Randy referenced in the google search history comic. The author had Utahraptors as female dominant in the same way that wolves are male dominant: everyone still pi...
by Rat
Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: But I don't wanna be eaten by dinosaurs
Replies: 51
Views: 4773

Re: But I don't wanna be eaten by dinosaurs

turok's got everything under control

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