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by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17282

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

They become knowledgable and still manage to eat you.

I call shenanigans on the raptors.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

You're pwned by a grue.

I turn myself into an A.I. uploaded into the Earth itself.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17282

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3498

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

The fighters finish with the last skiff and return to the frigate, which adjusts course and rises, heading towards it's base.

A group of frigates and a cruiser are dispatched, their course off towards nowhere.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

You're dead, again.

I flee aboard Battlestar Pegasus, fighting the winning against the space raptors.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

A very powerful transmission burst comes from Long Night of Solace.
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors go into nothingness with you and still manage to eat you.

I simply transform myself into a water-breathing human and eat seafood. Hanging out at the bottom of the Pacific.
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 38
Views: 7661

Re: One Word Story

"I said, WELCOME! You faggot," said Donkey. After Superman flew brazenly
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3498

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

The frigate swings to starboard and looses a full broadside, lacing a second skiff with fire.

The paired fighters make passes on the one remaining skiff.
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

Solace and co. indicate they will submit to scans, but will not power down.
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3498

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

The frigate loosed a volley of rounds, knocking out one of the skiffs. A pair of fighters launched and made a sprint for the skiffs.
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

One of them gets bored and eats you.

I fly around the world with Magicz, and I shoot and raptor that gets close and use it for food.
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reino: Fantasy Role-Playing Game
Replies: 42
Views: 7024

Re: Reino: Fantasy Role-Playing Game

I finally manage to shield, and notice a disturbance in a nearby tavern. I look through a window to see a wizard apparently shouting at some elf.

I curl my fists and swoop in through the door, hovering near the celing.
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

PSC 183-029 responds with the canned response - "Greetings. All communications are being relayed to the nearest base via tight-beam laser. Please halt all movement and submit to a complete scan - you have entered Por'vati space. Any power to a weapons system will be taken as a threat and respo...
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

But if you don't exist, you were never alive, and as such are dead.

I nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

Erebus responds to hails and makes a normal greeting along the lines of "Hello, we come from the Commonwealth of Nations, we come in peace, etc."
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17282

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 38
Views: 7661

Re: One Word Story

"I said, WELCOME! You faggot," said Donkey. After Superman
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

Race Creation Name: Arties (sing. Arty) (short for Artifical Intelligences) Lifespan (Avg.): Unknown; there is no natural cause of death. However, some people say that no mind can live forever without going insane. As the oldest Arty is currently just over two hundred years old, this remains yet to...
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17282

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 38
Views: 7661

Re: One Word Story

"I said, WELCOME! You faggot," said Donkey
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

You misjudge and a raptor nails you, POW! Right in the kissah.

I summon a zombie army below me and I stand on top of a building to watch the chaos.
I also float around in the airz.
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

Ralith The Third wrote:((How fast are jump drives long distance? I imagine short distance they're nigh-instant, but...))


(Jump Drives are short-range only. to go far, multiple jumps.

Also, the Alpha Quadrant has Jump Gates to connect various important systems.)
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3498

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

A government frigate stormed by the 'Er we go! at flank speed, charging after a pair of pirate skiffs.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 38
Views: 7661

Re: One Word Story

"I said, WELCOME!
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Government Simulation Game
Replies: 2
Views: 3242

Re: Government Simulation Game

Name: Commander Garik Loran (Nicknamed "Face" or "The Face")
Affiliation: Verada Democratic Alliance (rebel group)
General: A good soldier, a decent politician. Working to bring down the current government.

Currently in the Capital.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 38
Views: 7661

One Word Story

Expanding on cjmcjmcjmcjm's "Three Word Story" idea, here:

Copy the previous post and add ONE word to it.

NO quoting, please.

Have FUN.


To start you off:

"I
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17282

Re: Three Word Story

Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming,...
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

A human mistakes you for a disguised raptor and kills you. I go deep underground, living near the Earth's core with A) PLenty of supllies, B) shields to prevent teleports, C) Automated security, and D) CO2 scrubbers, and finally E) A genetically engineered Super Raptor to be friendly to humans and e...
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

A B C D The patrol jump-fighter, PSC 183-029 of the Canine class is positioned on the north-western border of Por'vati space, based out of a nearby planet, Iunlia. Starship Creation: Class: Canine Jump-Fighter Size: Small. Estimated at 5 tons. Type: Scientific/Military. Scientific replaces offensiv...
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reino: Fantasy Role-Playing Game
Replies: 42
Views: 7024

Re: Reino: Fantasy Role-Playing Game

Marisa wrote:No signs of runes. He does see some hooded figures though. When they spot him back, they run farther into the ruins.


I hover over the ruins and try to recall how to shield.

(Shielding is one of the limited powers available to any sprite - they vibrate at high speed, so fast they are invisible.)
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3498

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

Want a duo? Go right ahead. A patrol fleet of 4 Frigates, 2 Cruisers and a Dessy (Destroyer) is dispatched to the Southern Lands, to quell pirate activity. All independent ship operators are invited to get letters of marque to prey on pirate vessels. Name: Government Frigate Class: Frigate Type: Gen...
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 313772

Re: Escape from Raptors

They simply tear your feet off and throw them away, then eat you.

I sit in a steel room with tiny airholes and a solidly locked doorm, with an automatic sentry pointed at it. The only window is tiny.
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17282

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3498

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

Name: Retaliation Class:Titan Type: All-purpose ship Armaments: 60 Steam Turrets, 20 Heavy Turrets, 20 Steam Rocket rails, 10 Fighter Bays, 1 Super Weapon Defenses: 1 meter of steel armor, point defense steam guns Top speed: 5 knots Name: Commonwealth Class:Titan Type: All-purpose ship Armaments: 60...
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3498

Skylands: Heretic Wars

Skylands: Heretic Wars is a tactics-based RPG based in the Victorian Skylands, between the Church of England and the New Anglian Confederation. The story: After the Church was founded in 1700, everyonme in the Skylands were converted and preached to. They learned about the Gods, and how they smile u...
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3788

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

The cruiser Long Night of Solace ias dispatched with a patrol to explore the edges of the Delta and Bravo quadrants.

Patrol Group:
Long Night of Solace
Retalitation
Hydra
Freeborn
Frigate Erebus

Technology Division starts:
Jump Fields 1/50
Titan shipyard 1/60
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reino: Fantasy Role-Playing Game
Replies: 42
Views: 7024

Re: Reino: Fantasy Role-Playing Game

Tal'dak finds himself at Golbok, a rest city on the way to his destination on a courier mission: A duke named Halsmath in the city of Roadwell, a bit farther down the road. It's getting to dark and dangerous to continue today. The town's establishments that he can see are City Hall, a tavern, a chu...
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: Fictional Science
Topic: Space Combat
Replies: 30
Views: 8844

Space Combat

Difficult sans fun. So if we accept the rules of physics in space ("Why doesn't it fly like a jet"), what would be the most efficient weapon in space? Laser? Coat my hull in lead and reflective foil. Railgun? Maybe, but you also lose velocity due to the equal and opposite reaction rule. Mi...

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