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by KShrike
Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 45284

Re: 0880: "Headache"

The Alt Text is missing on all of the other comics too. In Firefox right click then select "properties". All comics are missing Alt Text. No wai!!! I CAN VIEW ALL THE COMICS IN T.H.R.E.E. D.E.E (being careful because of the parsing). I can view the black hat guy pwn in T.H.R.E.E. D.E.E
by KShrike
Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 45284

Re: 0880: "Headache"

Looks like the 3-d conversion broke the alt-text. My question is, how the hell do we view the comics in 3-d? This smells of April Fool's to me. Smells of April Fools? You mean you weren't ready and waiting to see what this years prank might be before even starting loading the page? You are both wro...
by KShrike
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 45284

Re: 0880: "Headache"

Looks like the 3-d conversion broke the alt-text. My question is, how the hell do we view the comics in 3-d? This smells of April Fool's to me. Smells of April Fools? You mean you weren't ready and waiting to see what this years prank might be before even starting loading the page? You are both wro...
by KShrike
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0880: "Headache"
Replies: 158
Views: 45284

Re: 0880: "Headache"

Seems to me that Randall has got himself a 3DS.

The sentence was parsed from this: "Seems to me that Ran.dall has got himself a 3.DS"

April fools day. It's more annoying than funny.
by KShrike
Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0879: "Lamp"
Replies: 151
Views: 36572

:-(

...I'm going to go ahead and pretend this comic never happened... I am in agreement because that was.... gross.... really gross.... I did not like this 0ne at all.... I'm really not all for this kind of humor. Maybe Fr1day will be funny and less gross. I, too, am going to pretend this comic never h...
by KShrike
Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0877: "Beauty"
Replies: 91
Views: 21419

Re: 0877: "Beauty"

ysth wrote:Carrying a microscope with one hand? Not cool, not funny, not a good comic.


Sigh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kPUFxXYLs

I for one thought it was funny.
by KShrike
Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0876: "Trapped"
Replies: 90
Views: 18779

Re: 0876: "Trapped"

OK, now that I realize this is more about the philosophical awakening, and not brain signals, I can see what we are actually talking about.

You know, ever since I left that cave, I never could go back. I'd just be criticized for using critical thinking.
by KShrike
Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0876: "Trapped"
Replies: 90
Views: 18779

Re: 0876: "Trapped"

I wish one day we could decode that information.

Neural Implants... I don't want you to be fiction anymore. Just hope the world does not make them tools of Big Brother.

edit: I really badly wanted to be the second post. Darn it, Glasnt
by KShrike
Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0875: "2009 Called"
Replies: 111
Views: 53746

Re: 0875: "2009 Called"

I cannot believed I missed that whole 3 wolf moon shirt.
I want that tux one. Now.
Adnor wrote:Man, why people always forget the chilean earthquake?
We were hit very hard too, you know!


First thought on my mind when I read this. Munroe prolly don't care. I do. Relatives live there.
by KShrike
Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0871: "Charity"
Replies: 102
Views: 23574

Re: 0871: "Charity"

The subjects of charity and gaming in the same sentence. I haven't heard that since Awesome Games Done Quick.....
by KShrike
Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0869: "Server Attention Span"
Replies: 90
Views: 25733

Re: 0869: "Server Attention Span"

Um, the link to m.xkcd.com? Yeah, it just goes back to the homepage. Sorry. Perhaps, but at least it doesn't try to detect you're on a mobile and redirect you to the homepage of m.xkcd.com... that would just be annoying, pointless, and pointlessly annoying. Not as annoying as an e-mail with a signa...
by KShrike
Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0869: "Server Attention Span"
Replies: 90
Views: 25733

Re: 0869: "Server Attention Span"

I'm guessing servers are programmed very poorly on smart phone usage.

I wouldn't know, because I don't have (will never get) a smart phone.
by KShrike
Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0867: "Herpetology"
Replies: 72
Views: 20258

Re: 0867: "Herpetology"

ehhh.... I like the world we are allowed to manipulate better. Besides, DNA is a closed source, so genetic engineers are breaking our bodily license agreement when they are hacking our birth. DNA is totally open source. The code's right there. It's just hard to figure out what to do with it...
by KShrike
Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0867: "Herpetology"
Replies: 72
Views: 20258

Re: 0867: "Herpetology"

.....biology....... he hasn't done one on biology in a while. In fact, I can't even recall when the last time he did one relating to biology. I like the binary world better. Lets get back to that! I think this was the last biology related one. http://xkcd.com/520/ And as a biology major I should li...
by KShrike
Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0867: "Herpetology"
Replies: 72
Views: 20258

Re: 0867: "Herpetology"

Birds are Aves, which is part of the clade Theropoda, which is in Saurischia, which is in Dinosauria. Those birds outside our windows are dinosaurs. We can clear out the rest of our brains because we now have the best fact. But they were all created by God on the 23rd of october 4004 BC mirite? You...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0866: "Compass and Straightedge"
Replies: 94
Views: 22161

Re: 0866: "Compass and Straightedge"

If someone was a good enough programmer to finally give AI a conscience.......

Nope, I can't talk about something so stupid.
by KShrike
Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0865: "Nanobots"
Replies: 90
Views: 30151

Re: 0865: "Nanobots"

xkcd.com now has IPv6 connectivity. If you can't reach it, you or your ISP have misconfigured equipment. Sadly, I now have no way to tell you. Why don't I ever read the big letters on top of pages, why? I personally would blame ISPs. We will just have to wait until the World IPv6 day to see whether...
by KShrike
Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0865: "Nanobots"
Replies: 90
Views: 30151

Re: 0865: "Nanobots"

Get out of my head now RANDALL!!! Darn you. Darn you and your creativity. I know I'm not the thought police or anything, but how am I suppose to end my Grey Goo fiction now? Everyone will know how the story ends! I'll have to think up a better end to humanity now. ;) You meaning to tell me that you...
by KShrike
Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0864: "Flying Cars"
Replies: 117
Views: 24099

Re: 0864: "Flying Cars"

Whoa - NSFW, she's not wearing a shirt! I'm reading this at work - I had to close it quick before anyone saw. I would like to know how many other comics there are where she is not wearing a shirt and we couldn't tell. Nobody in the history of XKCD has ever worn clothes. The whole comic exists solel...
by KShrike
Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0864: "Flying Cars"
Replies: 117
Views: 24099

Re: 0864: "Flying Cars"

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD, RANDALL!!!!!! I was just thinking "Well, 2015 is four years away, and this looks nothing like Back to the Future. Not to mention that I kinda like the technology that we have today, since we have progressed so far and all." This is an extremely common and old ...
by KShrike
Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0864: "Flying Cars"
Replies: 117
Views: 24099

Re: 0864: "Flying Cars"

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD, RANDALL!!!!!! I was just thinking "Well, 2015 is four years away, and this looks nothing like Back to the Future. Not to mention that I kinda like the technology that we have today, since we have progressed so far and all." GET OUT!!!! http://xkcd.com/163/ Repl...
by KShrike
Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0464: "RBA"
Replies: 118
Views: 58616

Re: 0464: "RBA"

Awwwwwwwwww.............. I am at dissapoint!!!!!!!! I saw the letters "RBA", and being a speed runner I thought of "Reverse Bottle Adventure", a glitch that is heavily exploited in Zelda Ocarina of Time to finish the game extremely quickly. Especially since Reverse Bottle Advent...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0863: "Major in the Universe"
Replies: 108
Views: 24858

Re: 0863: "Major in the Universe"

A wonderful example of he difference between a freshman and a junior. As a freshman we believe we know everything and anything in he process of learning that is no fun to do is a waste of time, because, as said, we know everything. As we approach senior year we begin to realize that the world is bi...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0793: "Physicists"
Replies: 158
Views: 41649

Re: "Physicists" discussion (#793)

beergeek: My mentor was an ex-physicist biologist. Some physicists do make good biologists. Many are awful at it. Physicists who do bad biology say, "It's so simple! Look, model it so. " These do not understand the concept of 'unknown unknowns.' What if, for example, your insects normally...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0863: "Major in the Universe"
Replies: 108
Views: 24858

Re: 0863: "Major in the Universe"

I feel like Majoring in everything would be pointless for me (IMO). I do wish I could major in Computer Science, Electrical Engineering, Music, and Worship. I can't, however. ...what is it with Americans and your "majors"? In Britain, we go to university to just do one subject. I'm in my f...
by KShrike
Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0862: "Let Go"
Replies: 146
Views: 41811

Re: 0862: "Let Go"

nealh wrote:
Ambignostic wrote:
Lewton wrote:Me, I just use Stay focusd

If only it the extension been named "Stay On Target."

Comment win!


I agree. Lewton, you win an internet.
Image
by KShrike
Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0861: "Wisdom Teeth"
Replies: 116
Views: 27891

Re: 0861: "Wisdom Teeth"

Randall!!!!! Get out of my head!!!!

My wisdom teeth just started appearing (at 19. It's about freaking time)
by KShrike
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0860: "Never Do This"
Replies: 110
Views: 52756

Re: 0860: "Never Do This"

In terms of whether or not God exists, if He does, then you must assume his values. We don't consider it much of a playground for everyone, just rather a sanctuary of pleasure between two (and only two), each being of the opposite sex. Excuse me but we ? I think you're kind of making an assumption ...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0860: "Never Do This"
Replies: 110
Views: 52756

Re: 0860: "Never Do This"

(or however you spell it. *twitch* ) There you go! And I guess an extra one to cover for you quoting it: ) thank you. I almost cried when I forgot to close the parenthesis, but I didn't want to edit it a second time. I'm SORRY!!!!! Especially after the discussion on This comic: http://xkcd.com/859/...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0860: "Never Do This"
Replies: 110
Views: 52756

Re: 0860: "Never Do This"

Here is a nice thought for you; before your kidneys filter out your urine, it is in your bloodstream. Every time your heart beats, it is pushing urine throughout your entire body. Right now, urine is flowing through your arms, your lips, your eyes and your brain. Honestly, everything about us is di...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0860: "Never Do This"
Replies: 110
Views: 52756

Re: 0860: "Never Do This"

Randall wrote:I call Rule 34 on The Secret House


Oh no, not rule 34 again.

Edit: Happy Valentines Day!
by KShrike
Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0859: "("
Replies: 216
Views: 58407

Re: 0859: "("

To me, the biggest headaches are going to be physicians, Mathmeticians, and Programmers (particularly, Lisp) Also, you guys want a comic with an end paren? Here you go. http://xkcd.com/312/ Edit: Man that feels so much better. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))...
by KShrike
Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0859: "("
Replies: 216
Views: 58407

Re: 0859: "("

AHHHHH!!!!! NOES!!!!!!

Oh Randall.... why would he do that? Surely he feels the tension too.

The pain.... it's unbearable! I demand you to fix it!!!!!

This is painful with people with CDO, and he should know that.
by KShrike
Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0857: "Archimedes"
Replies: 137
Views: 35417

Re: 0857: "Archimedes"

Just add "In bed" after the end of the normal phrases.

"Give me a lever long enough, and a place on which to rest it, and I will move the world.... in bed!"
edit: maybe "while in bed" would have worked better...
by KShrike
Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0857: "Archimedes"
Replies: 137
Views: 35417

Re: 0857: "Archimedes"

tehol wrote:I don't know if I get it...

Does the humour exist because he took a common conditional phrase, and added a dramatic conclusion that you don't expect?


To put it bluntly, yes. I didn't ROFL, or LOL. It was more like "haha".
by KShrike
Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0857: "Archimedes"
Replies: 137
Views: 35417

Re: 0857: "Archimedes"

The character should have been given a beard, like in the sysadmin one (http://xkcd.com/705/)
by KShrike
Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0849: "Complex Conjugate"
Replies: 96
Views: 24529

Re: 0849: "Complex Conjugate"

Nice! I would love to be back in High School right now. Not so I can say it, but so I can hear someone else say it. Unfortunately, people won't be saying that statement where I am going.
by KShrike
Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0841: "Audiophiles"
Replies: 266
Views: 51698

Re: 0841: "Audiophiles"

I will say: That was pure ownage! I hate having to dumb down the joke at the end for others, though, when I retell it....
by KShrike
Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0839: "Explorers"
Replies: 90
Views: 27804

Re: 0839: Explorers

Catan is a Hex board, and likewise, has much better mobility. He's playing on the fact that not all chess pieces can get anywhere easily (or, in terms of the bishop, can't get on a color they didn't start on) They have to be opposite color, or they wouldn't be teasing each other (maybe that's a stre...
by KShrike
Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0838 : "Incident"
Replies: 59
Views: 16267

Re: 0838 : "Incident"

Man, I miss Linux so much....
I'd have to relearn terminal-fu in order to get back into it.

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