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by madjo
Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 27012

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I'm not your frood, Dent.
by madjo
Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308049

Re: Escape from Raptors

Apparently you tried to bore some deaf raptors. They eat you instead.

I have developed mind control powers. I can control any mind in my vicinity. But it's an automatic thing, that also does this while I'm sleeping.
by madjo
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 342118

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I install a basketball hoop next to the pile.

There is now a tiny ball of compressed matter on the pile and a basketball hoop next to it.
by madjo
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but one of the gears is missing.

I wish that for a nice holiday.
by madjo
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23702
Views: 1854651

Re: Guess The Next Poster

Sean Quixote.
by madjo
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883996

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: that, luckily, is air you are breathing!
by madjo
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11503
Views: 1027117

Re: Vending machine!

You get a cup of what the machine likes to think is tea. With a note: "Hello my name is Eddy, your vending machine."

I put in a Dalek.
by madjo
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308049

Re: Escape from Raptors

because you were blinded by your scarf, you fell of a nearby cliff, right in the open mouth of the raptor that was looking up, he's happy with the meal from the sky.

I kill the raptors with my bad jokes.
by madjo
Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 27012

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I'm not your old bean, doc.
by madjo
Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308049

Re: Escape from Raptors

The meat was rotten, and many raptors die before they realize this. But then they smell your fresh meat smell, and charge you. RIP Evengeduld, no more waiting for you. I give each and every raptor a smartphone with Angry Birds preinstalled. They'll be so engrossed in the game that they'll forget all...
by madjo
Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, it's a beautiful layered cake. Too bad they used starch instead of dough to make it.

I wish I knew what the hell I'm doing.
by madjo
Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11503
Views: 1027117

Re: Vending machine!

You get a plate of cut onions back.

I put in a potatoe.
by madjo
Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 27012

Re: I'm not your buddy....

Well excuuuuuse me for not being your mum, princess!
by madjo
Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883996

Re: Good News, Bad News

good news: it's clobbering time!
by madjo
Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can You Count?
Replies: 2422
Views: 241238

Re: Can You Count?

Vier
by madjo
Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, they all have triangular wheels.

I wish the US government would take Dollars again instead of Amero. I want to be able to spend this funny money.
by madjo
Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 27012

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I'm not your silly billy, handsome.
by madjo
Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883996

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: you are Arthur Dent
by madjo
Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11503
Views: 1027117

Re: Vending machine!

You get 10 tiny LEDs.

I put in my dirty handkerchief.
by madjo
Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23702
Views: 1854651

Re: Guess The Next Poster

Nope

Xkcd follower
by madjo
Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but they are all still assholes, and you are still fucked.

I wish I had more money
by madjo
Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 27012

Re: I'm not your buddy....

Im not ur y, bro!
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11503
Views: 1027117

Re: Vending machine!

You get very dirty jeans

I put in my stupid cellphone.
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23702
Views: 1854651

Re: Guess The Next Poster

*kicks Sean Quixote*

I'm guessing Farnsworth to be next.
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883996

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news, at least you don't need to detox from the Pangalactic Gargleblasters.
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308049

Re: Escape from Raptors

The water pressure proves to be too much for your biodome, and it starts leaking. You die in a watery grave.

/me hides in the ISS
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 27012

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I'm not your Butch Cassidy, kid!
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 342118

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I sic the RIAA lawyers on the pile, for the potential illegal use of the folk songs.

the pile now has two half-jayne statues and some folk songs. Two morons^H^H^H^H^H^H^H RIAA lawyers are standing around to guard the folk songs from illegal use (such as singing).
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but now your monitor is broken 110%

I wish I had the day off.
by madjo
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kick the Can
Replies: 144
Views: 14475

Re: Kick the Can

I attempt to kick the can, but instead I kick the bucket.
by madjo
Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883996

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news, no porn.
by madjo
Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but the tuna is still alive.

I wish I was awake.
by madjo
Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308049

Re: Escape from Raptors

Raptors really hate cheaters. They hunt you down, and lock you up in a god-mode proof prison, where you wile away your days, slowly going mad for the lack of interaction with other people for all eternity! I turn myself invisible, making sure I never bump into any raptors, nor step on anything that ...
by madjo
Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23702
Views: 1854651

Re: Guess The Next Poster

Is it this obvious that I waste my time on Forum Games?

tomtom2357
by madjo
Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: My number is a wee bit bigger
Replies: 102
Views: 8436

Re: My number is a wee bit bigger

2^7-27
by madjo
Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883996

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: you're still all alone.
by madjo
Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, it's a cray supercomputer from the 70s.

I wish for a million US Dollars
by madjo
Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23702
Views: 1854651

Re: Guess The Next Poster

Sorry for the delay. :)

but voicedOtter will be next.
by madjo
Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23702
Views: 1854651

Re: Guess The Next Poster

Guess again...

But I think that VoicedOtter is next though.
by madjo
Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481801

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, it's justice as written by the RIAA and the MPAA.

I wish there was no notion of copyright in the world.

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