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by Matthias
Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:32 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Second Day

Matthias finds skeptical scientist's words ironic. He notes that skep urges the town not to vote unless there is absolute certainty, an ideal which can only be reached if one is a cop who has investigate scum. The irony comes from the fact that Matthias is the cop; he acted on yesterday's suspicion ...
by Matthias
Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Post next in this thread and
Replies: 80
Views: 7150

Re: Post next in this thread and

Well, I'm posting in this one anyway, just to point out that you didn't justify why you posted in here in the first place. Besides, who says you can't post in more than one thread? That's just silly. Nobody else should post here, because I've actually loaded a keylogger script into the thread. Do yo...
by Matthias
Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:43 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

In a strictly platonic sense, those are parentheses. Also: Batmanfia Spoiler (No peeking, unless you're scum. Then it's okay because I'm just griping at you.) "Forgot I was mafia?" Seriously? I'd be okay with it if you were throwing me under the bus; forgetting I was on your team is ju...
by Matthias
Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:40 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias urges you to stop, collaborate and listen, for the time of the hammer has arrived.

Unvote: skeptical scientist
Vote: Asmodieus
by Matthias
Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:30 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Dr. Wonka's Nerds - It's all over. SCUM WIN
Replies: 723
Views: 45096

Re: Dr. Wonka's Nerds - Taking Signups

It's funny. I have a different name in real life, but people tend to misspell that one, too. :?
by Matthias
Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2698
Views: 277522

Re: Mornington Crescent

Probably not. Mister Elevator, your narrow-minded interpretation of the Harvard rules will be your downfall. You've been so obsessed with the things that it prohibits that you've completely overlooked one of the most flexibly interpretable rules in the entire set--the very reason that so few officia...
by Matthias
Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

Awesome. I'm going to go read the spoilers now; you guys can have this one (it's just spoilered for image sizery).
Spoiler:
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by Matthias
Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:25 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias would like to reiterate that lurking is both a scumtell and an exceptional reason to lynch someone.

Then again, he acknowledges that pleading for a lynch is also a scumtell.

FoS: Asmods, Matthias
by Matthias
Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Superhero Rumble - for old times sake
Replies: 66
Views: 7284

Re: Superhero Rumble - for old times sake

http://www.legaljuice.com/objection%20court%20out%20of%20order%20lawyer%20attorney%20object.jpg I put all my remaining energy into attack that round, so Whirling Dervish would have allowed me to avoid the explosion--unless somebody else also attacked me, of course. If they didn't, it's a tie betwee...
by Matthias
Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:16 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

The changed subject line has come FOR YOUR SOULS!!!!!

Princess Bride Mafia Mod: Kellsbells (by nomination of everyone in the IRC right now) 1. AS 2. Korora 3. Sungura 4. Myrrh 5. Frogman 6. OOTD 7. Tigerlion 8. Vieto (As you wish). 9. Dread Pirate Master 10. InstinctoSagetoya (You killed my father, prepare to die) 11. Bulvox (I've never even seen Princ...
by Matthias
Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:42 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

I'd like to make a Last Action Hero reference, but I think it would be a bit forced.
by Matthias
Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:39 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias has returned from another military hiatus. He was given a three hour notice to pack his things and get ready to move to a different base, whereupon it took three days to regain internet access. He can empathize with fifi's plight, and wishes her good luck in future virtual endeavors. He bel...
by Matthias
Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

Holy lynchmobs, Batman. I guess I don't need to explain why I've been gone for three days, since if I'm counting the votes correctly I'll be dead as soon as the mod signs back on. Oh well; I was halfway expecting such a thing anyway, considering how aggressive I was being. Honestly I'm surprised it ...
by Matthias
Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:45 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

sje46 wrote:
also... clever girl, sje.

*is confused by this*
Good. That means you're not a raptor.
*Puts away katana.*
by Matthias
Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:32 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

... Guess we snapped the old "one comic per dude or lady" rule right off, eh? 'S cool. I prob'ly should have plugged some lesser known ones anyway. Bang Barstal. It's a post-apocalyptic, rifts-in-space-time story. Nothing really original, but it's got class. Looks like something straight o...
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:45 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

Sorry you're leaving, frogs. Hope you don't give up on the mafia thing entirely (unless it really isn't fun for you, in which case--don't force it.) Also: So....we are now back to square one as we will get a replacement joining us. I think I'm going to wait and see what they have to say before going...
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Most Epic Story Ever
Replies: 25
Views: 2183

Re: The Most Epic Story Ever

The peasant practice was generally frowned upon, but the Superior Maunt passed by the novices, pretending not to notice, as she didn't feel up to delivering a chastisement.

That actually started on line three, but I had to backtrack that far to get the complete sentence that ended on line six.
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Nobody mourns the changed subject line.

by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Superhero Rumble - for old times sake
Replies: 66
Views: 7284

Re: Superhero Rumble - for old times sake

He's playing as Voltorb, a pokemon. Pokemon can only say their name. So that's some seriously awesome roleplaying that "The B-Vox" has going on right now.

I guess you're not really into pokemon, eh?
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Most Epic Story Ever
Replies: 25
Views: 2183

Re: The Most Epic Story Ever

And look at her... she's so beautiful and naive. He couldn't give a damn about her.

It's an issue of Heavy Metal, so I just used the stuff in the third panel.
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Compliment the poster above you :)
Replies: 908
Views: 96164

Re: Compliment the poster above you :)

^Thinks necromancers are creepy, but apologizes for saying it out loud. Must be a really nice dude (or lady, as the case may be)!
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

I love contradicting myself, so here we go. I have an idea for a game--sort of a variation on PyP. Haven't worked out the details yet, but here's the gimmick: instead of role powers based on submitting a role-name, everybody picks a particular form of restrictive writing that they have to use in the...
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias would likely be saying the same things he is saying now: day one analysis amounts to speculation of neither consequence nor evidence. He imagines that, for a mafioso, speeding things along to day two would lead to fewer posts for the town to analyze. For a townie, he admits that speeding th...
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:52 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

It means never having to say you're sorry.
It means you die alone, or live as a team.
It means that goonies never say die. Because that's a scumtell.
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:41 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

I am looking forward to the Bat-spoilers after the game (or at least my part in it) is finished. How many games do you have to participate in before you're allowed to mod, anyway? I wouldn't likely be interested, incidentally: seems like too much of a headache. I'm just curious as to whether there's...
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:36 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias voices agreement with the skeptical one, and requests for somebody to start lurking again so they might be lynched with no overly harsh feelings.

Matthias is not fond of first days. Fnord.
by Matthias
Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:31 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

*Reads posts* Okie-dokie, let me just see if I've got all this straight: hopping on a bandwagon is scummy. It's day one, so if you start a vote on somebody, it's automatically unsupported by evidence, and therefore scummy. Speculating about Batman is scummy. Speculating on villain roles is okay, unl...
by Matthias
Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!
Replies: 424
Views: 33241

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

You could convince people that you're one of the Ancients. That would be pretty awesome.

The ability to spontaneously and completely cover yourself with shift keys.
by Matthias
Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

Batmanfia
Spoiler:
I'm kind of surprised that nobody's FoS'd me or anything, considering how aggressive I've been. Not that I'm complaining, desu.
Also, speaking in the third person is fun.
by Matthias
Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:38 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias double-checks the thread, and realizes his mistake. He must have somehow correlated SS's name with MoA's behavior. How very unlike him. He makes minor modifications to his list. MasterOfAll: Analytical. Edits posts. Uncertain. skeptical scientist: Lynch-happy. Vote-hopping. Slightly scummy....
by Matthias
Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias lurks in Baghdad.
by Matthias
Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:31 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias still has no real input, given the lack of data. This is a shame, really. He therefore decides to list his thoughts on everyone; perhaps this will lead somewhere. MasterOfAll: Appears rather analytical, a trait robots appreciate. __jess: Another analyst. See above. sje46: Makes jokes. Says ...
by Matthias
Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

@MaJ: A couple of points I disagree on. When Amy talked about her limited knowledge, I believe given the context that she was referring to Batman knowledge, not Mafia knowledge. About the cop thing: that applies to normal cops, sure, but not necessarily Batman. Now granted, anyone who knows anything...
by Matthias
Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2698
Views: 277522

Re: Mornington Crescent

Really, Torben, you shouldn't mislead rookies like that. Next thing you know he's going to be posting in the thread, finding the whole concept amusing, and participating in a local tourney without even reading the rulebook. Imagine the embarrassment! The public humiliation! The shame, undying shame ...
by Matthias
Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:24 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32852
Views: 2614779

Re: Forum-Mafia Discussion/Recruitment/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

I would absolutely love to sign up for that Demons/Angels/Anonymous/Nickrole/Pyp/Awesomeness game of Awesomeness. Because the concept sounds crazy awesome. I would also like to sign up for Myrrh's PyP game, if you're still going to run one. Basically, I think PyP is pretty effin' cool, so yeah. I'd ...
by Matthias
Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:06 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias apologizes; he was yanked away from internet access for the last 24 hours due to job issues which he cannot reveal the specifics of. (For those not in the know, he is in the military.) He expresses ambivalence about the alignment of persons in the game; it has, after all, barely begun, so i...
by Matthias
Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:48 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

So you're... not being so serious? Sounds an awful lot like Joker territory. http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=10444 The above is a joke. And I know, I know: hopping on a bandwagon is a scumtell, right? I get that. But here's the thing: the game is going kind of slow, considering how small...
by Matthias
Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:43 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: March Of The Newbies Mini - The Mafia Victorious
Replies: 199
Views: 21498

Re: March Of The Newbies Mini

Matthias confirms.
by Matthias
Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:35 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

Azrael001 wrote:But he has no spine to break, and no esophagus to choke. How will lynching him help?
Nice to know you're on my side, Az. :wink:
by Matthias
Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Batmanfia (Day Three)
Replies: 312
Views: 24260

Re: Batmanfia DAY ONE

Maybe, but I'm a robot.

People keep forgetting that.

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