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by rhomboidal
Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1745: "Record Scratch"
Replies: 45
Views: 12167

Re: 1745: "Record Scratch"

Analog vinyl record scratches have indisputably superior audio quality to digital CD skips AND mp3 stutters.
by rhomboidal
Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1743: "Coffee"
Replies: 77
Views: 15564

Re: 1743: "Coffee"

The hardest part of grinding your own beans is cleaning the wood chipper afterwards.
by rhomboidal
Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1742: "Will It Work"
Replies: 50
Views: 11483

Re: 1742: "Will It Work"

"Minimal configuration" actually refers to constellation positions.
by rhomboidal
Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1739: "Fixing Problems"
Replies: 26
Views: 8796

Re: 1739: "Fixing Problems"

His initial problem was a recursive function error in a Lisp program for generating fractals.
by rhomboidal
Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1738:"Moon Shapes"
Replies: 66
Views: 15024

Re: 1738:"Moon Shapes"

That's not a waning moon, that's a dying Pac-Man.
by rhomboidal
Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1737: "Datacenter Scale"
Replies: 57
Views: 16935

Re: 1737: "Datacenter Scale"

At this point, datacenters should just be shaped like giant thumb drives.
by rhomboidal
Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1733: "Solar Spectrum"
Replies: 16
Views: 5517

Re: 1733: "Solar Spectrum"

But the sun should really have those spots biopsied.
by rhomboidal
Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1731: "Wrong"
Replies: 42
Views: 10795

Re: 1731: "Wrong"

If anything says I'm wrong about physics, it anti-matters.
by rhomboidal
Wed Sep 07, 2016 6:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1730: "Starshade"
Replies: 18
Views: 5662

Re: 1730: "Starshade"

I would absolutely back a self-driving force-shielded jet-pack starshade. For personal use.
by rhomboidal
Wed Aug 31, 2016 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1727: "Number of Computers"
Replies: 35
Views: 7952

Re: 1727: "Number of Computers"

I predict interplanetary computer-hurling will be an Olympic sport by 2028. (The same way curling became one.)
by rhomboidal
Wed Aug 24, 2016 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1724: "Proofs"
Replies: 44
Views: 11718

Re: 1724: "Proofs"

Quod Erat Demonicum
by rhomboidal
Mon Aug 22, 2016 12:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1723: "Meteorite Identification"
Replies: 30
Views: 9389

Re: 1723: "Meteorite Identification"

"If struck, wait until regaining consciousness to identify meteorite."
by rhomboidal
Wed Aug 17, 2016 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1721: "Business Idea"
Replies: 55
Views: 10755

Re: 1721: "Business Idea"

I don't ask for Premium, I ask for Extra Virgin. Lets the attendants know the quality of customer they're dealing with.
by rhomboidal
Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1716: "Time Travel Thesis"
Replies: 119
Views: 20187

Re: 1716: "Time Travel Thesis"

I'll bet she interrupts her own thesis defense the exact same way.
by rhomboidal
Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1710: "Walking Into Things"
Replies: 22
Views: 5050

Re: 1710: "Walking Into Things"

Reading an eBook of city skyline photography could be fatal.
by rhomboidal
Wed Jul 13, 2016 4:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1706: "Genetic Testing"
Replies: 23
Views: 5679

Re: 1706: "Genetic Testing"

He should really also look into having his parents arrested/kenneled.
by rhomboidal
Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1705: "Pokémon Go"
Replies: 57
Views: 13992

Re: 1705: "Pokémon Go"

I saw a squirrel on the sidewalk and had to check the Pokémon Wiki just to be sure.
by rhomboidal
Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1704: "Gnome Ann"
Replies: 72
Views: 15635

Re: 1704: "Gnome Ann"

Gnome Ann was such a bitch blinding Polyphemus.
by rhomboidal
Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1697: "Intervocalic Fortition"
Replies: 47
Views: 10720

Re: 1697: "Intervocalic Fortition"

But as the message gets passed from person to person, it's going to degrade from pronouncing v's as f's, to b's as f's, then z's as l's, and eventually even 3's as 10's. Linguistic CARNAGE.
by rhomboidal
Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1696: "AI Research"
Replies: 12
Views: 3721

Re: 1696: "AI Research"

"AI Research? More like FU Retard. LMAO"
by rhomboidal
Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1693: "Oxidation"
Replies: 46
Views: 9245

Re: 1693: "Oxidation"

Don't give insurance companies ideas about Comprehensive Oxidation coverage.
by rhomboidal
Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1691: "Optimization"
Replies: 53
Views: 10306

Re: 1691: "Optimization"

You really need to wait at least half an hour before trying again after premature optimization. (I've HEARD.)
by rhomboidal
Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1690: "Time-Tracking Software"
Replies: 29
Views: 7502

Re: 1690: "Time-Tracking Software"

I found "List of helicopter prison escapes" only a quarter as entertaining as "List of quadcopter prison escapes."
by rhomboidal
Mon May 30, 2016 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1687: "World War III+"
Replies: 34
Views: 8072

Re: 1387: "World War III+"

If only we fought our world wars with rocks, paper, and scissors.
by rhomboidal
Wed May 25, 2016 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1685 : Patch
Replies: 40
Views: 10723

Re: 1685 : Patch

Wow, who GNU.
by rhomboidal
Fri May 20, 2016 4:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1683: "Digital Data"
Replies: 122
Views: 23515

Re: 1683: "Digital Data"

I wonder if there's an undiscovered cave somewhere with a similar stickman cartoon about rock painting and carving.
by rhomboidal
Fri May 13, 2016 5:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1680: "Black Hole"
Replies: 31
Views: 7587

Re: 1680: "Black Hole"

Everything goes with black.
by rhomboidal
Fri May 06, 2016 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1677: "Contrails"
Replies: 110
Views: 19133

Re: 1677: "Contrails"

"Linguistic" is actually Australian English. American English is "lymphatic."
by rhomboidal
Wed May 04, 2016 5:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1676: "Full-Width Justification"
Replies: 64
Views: 18167

Re: 1676: "Full-Width Justification"

Yeah, snakes makes no sense. For print, we should use bookworms, and online, electric eels.
by rhomboidal
Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1673: “Timeline of Bicycle Design”
Replies: 69
Views: 15577

Re: 1673: “Timeline of Bicycle Design”

Counting out two wheels might seem simple from outside observation, but when you're immersed in the actual design process, it's surprisingly tricky.
by rhomboidal
Mon Apr 04, 2016 9:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1663: "Garden"
Replies: 673
Views: 163262

Re: 1663: Garden

I'm expecting a cross between a Tamagotchi and a Chia Pet to grow.
by rhomboidal
Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1656: "It Begins"
Replies: 22
Views: 6460

Re: 1656: "It Begins"

I wonder if the Birds consider Twitter species-insensitive.
by rhomboidal
Mon Mar 14, 2016 7:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1655: "Doomsday Clock"
Replies: 64
Views: 15180

Re: 1655: "Doomsday Clock"

Better apocalypse than inaccuracy.
by rhomboidal
Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1653: "United States Map"
Replies: 106
Views: 19786

Re: 1653: "United States Map"

Craziest plate tectonics ever.
by rhomboidal
Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1650 "Baby"
Replies: 75
Views: 12248

Re: 1650 "Baby"

I usually say that the baby looks like one of the parents, but not the other.

Sow seeds of doubt to take the spotlight off myself.
by rhomboidal
Mon Feb 29, 2016 7:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1649: "Pipelines"
Replies: 91
Views: 17242

Re: 1649: "Pipelines"

I'm guesstimating that the printer ink by volume costs more than all the others combined.
by rhomboidal
Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1648: "Famous Duos"
Replies: 44
Views: 8352

Re: 1648: "Famous Duos"

In a parallel universe, Pinky and Clyde eat pellets in Acme Labs while running from Pac-Man.
by rhomboidal
Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1647: Diacritics
Replies: 82
Views: 11365

Re: 1647: Diacritics

And naturally, he's applying for a copy editor position.
by rhomboidal
Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1645: "Toasts"
Replies: 81
Views: 19010

Re: 1645: "Toasts"

Friendship for my real friends and real ships for my friend friends.
by rhomboidal
Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1644: "Stargazing"
Replies: 40
Views: 11388

Re: 1644: "Stargazing"

I think the correct term here is "ass-tronomer."

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