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by Linux0s
Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1124: "Law of Drama"
Replies: 67
Views: 18664

Re: 1124: "Law of Drama"

Djehutynakht wrote:Well most people who openly declare there adversity to Drama are dramatic in doing it.

Vicious circle.


As long as you're passionate enough...

Oh.
by Linux0s
Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1123: "The Universal Label"
Replies: 114
Views: 23076

Re: 1123: "The Universal Label"

Well this gets the minimalist comic award for sure. The counterbalance to Click and Drag?
by Linux0s
Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1119: "Undoing"
Replies: 121
Views: 23804

Re: 1119: "Undoing"

I guess that's one way to shoot the breeze.
by Linux0s
Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1118: "Microsoft"
Replies: 134
Views: 38912

Re: 1118: "Microsoft"

It's funny because it's true. :D
by Linux0s
Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1117: "My Sky"
Replies: 58
Views: 16351

Re: 1117: "My Sky"

What's this? Electrical storm? My clouds have turned on me!
by Linux0s
Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1116: "Traffic Lights"
Replies: 171
Views: 49013

Re: 1116: "Traffic Lights"

Randall, these are the lights on your router. Put the bong down a minute, ok?
by Linux0s
Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1115: "Sky"
Replies: 84
Views: 20882

Re: 1115: "Sky"

How do you drop a bird?
by Linux0s
Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1113: "Killed In Action"
Replies: 78
Views: 19693

Re: 1113: "Killed In Action"

Also a comparatively short cop.

Edit: 200 posts. What do I win?
by Linux0s
Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1111: "Premiere"
Replies: 69
Views: 18723

Re: 1111: "Premiere"

Tip of the Day: Never send an Astrophysicist to cover a movie premiere.
by Linux0s
Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1110:"Click and Drag"
Replies: 595
Views: 671717

Re: 1110:"Click and Drag"

Great, now I need a new mouse... thanks Randall. :D
by Linux0s
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1109: "Refrigerator"
Replies: 135
Views: 35260

Re: 1109: "Refrigerator"

For the utmost efficiency just load the groceries straight into the Bad bin still in the bag.
by Linux0s
Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1106: "ADD"
Replies: 121
Views: 30849

Re: 1106: "ADD"

Feed cat comes before breathe. Feed cat comes before anything. Just ask any cat.
by Linux0s
Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1105: "License Plate"
Replies: 91
Views: 31005

Re: 1105: "License Plate"

You never want to be that guy who's address is on a post-it in the squad car.
by Linux0s
Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1103: "Nine"
Replies: 138
Views: 33724

Re: 1103: "Nine"

Almost as neglected as the pizza preset button (power setting: vulcanize).
by Linux0s
Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1097: "A Hypochrondiac's Nightmare"
Replies: 45
Views: 14370

Re: 1097: "A Hypochrondiac's Nightmare"

If you're walking right in front of a running jet engine I wouldn't be too surprised.
by Linux0s
Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1093: "Forget"
Replies: 125
Views: 25796

Re: 1093: "Forget"

"Remember that webcomic xkcd?"
by Linux0s
Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1086: "Eyelash Wish Log"
Replies: 90
Views: 24913

Re: 1086: "Eyelash Wish Log"

Immortality didn't make the list?

Ahh I guess veto power over clocks would do it.
by Linux0s
Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1084: "Server Problem"
Replies: 123
Views: 51660

Re: 1084: "Server Problem"

I think this guy got "singularitied" already. And actually Ray Kurzweil manufactured my keyboard.
by Linux0s
Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1083: "Writing Styles"
Replies: 137
Views: 26058

Re: 1083: "Writing Styles"

If you post: "It's getting late, I gotta wreck the economy and start unnecessary wars early tomorrow" you sound like a senator.

If you post "When are these idiots gonna reclassify weed off schedule I" you sound like a sensible teenager (and me).
by Linux0s
Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1082: “Geology”
Replies: 66
Views: 21192

Re: 1082: “Geology”

Then they found out they were both into boudinage.
by Linux0s
Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0888: "Heaven"
Replies: 131
Views: 34729

Re: 0888: "Heaven"

by Linux0s
Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0724: "Hell"
Replies: 184
Views: 74371

Re: 0724: "Hell"

by Linux0s
Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1072: " Seventies"
Replies: 117
Views: 29785

Re: 1072: " Seventies"

I have a classic Western Electric 500 rotary phone I got at an auction a couple years ago. Thought it might be fun to hook it up as a second phone. Turns out I didn't enjoy the nostalgia quite as much as I thought. Why? Because holy crap are rotary phones ever loud when they ring! That jarring sound...
by Linux0s
Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1071: "Exoplanets"
Replies: 176
Views: 50587

Re: 1071: "Exoplanets"

Ironically within a couple minutes of reading this comic I came upon this (which was posted yesterday): Two New Alien Planets Discovered in Andromeda Randall is right... this IS an exciting time right now. Oh, if only humankind had the sense to devote more of it's "planetary wealth" toward...
by Linux0s
Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1071: "Exoplanets"
Replies: 176
Views: 50587

Re: 1071: "Exoplanets"

Arancaytar wrote:
Whyareall wrote:The solar system is missing a dot.

There are four dots, which is all. The smallest is only visible in the full-size version, and is near the bottom.

Perhaps this was an inevitable Pluto reference.
by Linux0s
Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1070: "Words for Small Sets"
Replies: 238
Views: 50457

Re: 1070: "Words for Small Sets"

somdude04 wrote:A ton: 15-3000

You may get a ton of disagreement on that. :mrgreen:
by Linux0s
Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1070: "Words for Small Sets"
Replies: 238
Views: 50457

Re: 1070: "Words for Small Sets"

faunablues wrote:What. Clearly:

a couple = 2
a few = 3
some = 4
several = 5
"a number" = ???

NO ONE ARGUE

Well there you have it. I guess now Randall needs to post an alternate comic.
by Linux0s
Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1066: "Laundry"
Replies: 50
Views: 17539

Re: 1066: "Laundry"

This relates to a corresponding graph: "Likelihood of girlfriend."
by Linux0s
Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1065: "Shoes"
Replies: 107
Views: 44272

Re: 1065: "Shoes"

Ben's Brook wrote:I tried standing for eight hours in my job once with just a loaf of sliced bread for shoes and it was torture.

Did you butter the bread?

Moral of the comic: you know you have a bad shoe when even Death won't wear them.
by Linux0s
Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1065: "Shoes"
Replies: 107
Views: 44272

Re: 1065: "Shoes"

"After much consideration I prefer death, thank you."
by Linux0s
Wed May 23, 2012 4:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1059: "Bel-Air"
Replies: 51
Views: 20111

Re: 1059: "Bel-Air"

And ultimately seeking a congressional seat along with senator Blutarsky.
by Linux0s
Fri May 04, 2012 4:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1828448

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Edit: Point taken.
by Linux0s
Fri May 04, 2012 4:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1051: "Visited"
Replies: 66
Views: 21901

Re: 1051: "Visited"

No problem with visited links. But that damn browser auto-complete... grrr!

(Oh wonderful. Now every "g" is "grrr".)
by Linux0s
Wed May 02, 2012 6:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1828448

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Spoiler:
And apparently you use that more than you should.

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by Linux0s
Wed May 02, 2012 5:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1050: "Forgot Algebra"
Replies: 360
Views: 86698

Re: 1050: "Forgot Algebra"

Everyone knows that x = porn

Miss Lenhart is probably thinking "Who the hell are you?"
by Linux0s
Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1828448

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Spoiler:
No recovery plan? Are you serious?


1046 in the Spirit of 695
by Linux0s
Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1828448

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Spoiler:
What website?

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by Linux0s
Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1046: "Skynet"
Replies: 86
Views: 28032

Re: 1046: Skynet

Too self aware? Sounds like Skynet got too stoned.
by Linux0s
Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1828448

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Whenever "Singing in the Rain" plays on my iPod shuffle.
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