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by Plasma Man
Wed May 16, 2012 12:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Costume idea: Get red and blue LEDs. As you walk towards someone, switch on the blue ones, as you walk away, the red.
by Plasma Man
Tue May 15, 2012 1:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96030
Views: 7707926

Re: Count to a Million

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by Plasma Man
Tue May 15, 2012 1:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Or lifting the ball, kicking the kids and running as fast as the weights.
by Plasma Man
Mon May 14, 2012 10:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1443910

Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

I use a safety razor to shave my face and an electric multi-purpose clipper / shaver to trim my beard. I change the cartridge on the razor whenever I think it needs it - probably about every couple of months.
by Plasma Man
Mon May 14, 2012 10:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The US Lottery
Replies: 24
Views: 5675

Re: The US Lottery

I'd quit my job, have my dream home designed and built, give some money to friends and family, then see how I got on with a life of leisure. If I found I was getting too bored, I'd go back to university.
by Plasma Man
Mon May 14, 2012 10:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Blood for the felltir god!
by Plasma Man
Tue May 08, 2012 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Magic : The Gathering : The Thread : The Rename
Replies: 1691
Views: 305880

Re: Magic : The Gathering : The Thread : The Rename

Here's the deck that I've just dismantled to make a white-black deck featuring Sorin. 11 Forest 10 Plains 1 Gavony Township 2 Vital Splicer 1 Llanowar Elves 2 Avacyn’s Pilgrim 4 Birds of Paradise 4 Master Splicer 1 Blade Splicer 3 Memnite 4 Myr Sire 4 Intangible Virtue 4 Oblivion Ring 2 Tempered Ste...
by Plasma Man
Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96030
Views: 7707926

Re: Count to a Million

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by Plasma Man
Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:14 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Magic : The Gathering : The Thread : The Rename
Replies: 1691
Views: 305880

Re: Magic : The Gathering : The Thread : The Rename

If you can get hold of a Green Sun's Zenith or two, they're really good fun to run with Putrefax. The current infect archetype with my gaming group is a bit different, though - it's basically stalling while they build up mana, then using Inkmoth Nexus and powering the moth up with Kessig Wolf Run fo...
by Plasma Man
Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Just have to get through four days this week, then I'm on holiday. :D
Today is looking like a fairly easy day, I might even manage to get away early and go to donate blood.
by Plasma Man
Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3572305

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

GRAAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT USES THEIR BRAIN ROUND HERE?!?!?!
by Plasma Man
Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1046: "Skynet"
Replies: 86
Views: 28284

Re: 1046: Skynet

Worst disguise for a Terminator ever. A Skynet T-shirt? That's got to be a giveaway.

I'm just waiting for a Terminator / Dr. Who crossover, as they both seem to work on the timey-wimey ball method of time travel.
by Plasma Man
Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96030
Views: 7707926

Re: Count to a Million

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by Plasma Man
Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:02 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Marine Corps opens combat school to women [Trigger warning]
Replies: 138
Views: 50598

Re: Marine Corps opens combat school in Quantico, Va. to wom

Standards would likely evaluate Marines not as women and men, but simply as infantrymen, tank crewmen or artillerymen specialists, for example.
Fixed that for them.
by Plasma Man
Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1045: "Constraints"
Replies: 86
Views: 43464

Re: 1045: Constraints

I could actually feel my mind being blown when this clicked for me. Excellent.
by Plasma Man
Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96030
Views: 7707926

Re: Count to a Million

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by Plasma Man
Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your 2012 Political Ad idea.
Replies: 40
Views: 7306

Re: Your 2012 Political Ad idea.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such political advertisments as Richard Nixon: Tricky, but not a dick and Bill Clinton: Sax and violence.
by Plasma Man
Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:06 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I tried to persuade my girlfriend that her pet name for me should be Google, as I tend to be the first place she'll go to ask about anything. She didn't go for it, though.
by Plasma Man
Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 12 word story
Replies: 38
Views: 6010

Re: 12 word story

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, my wombat wandered woofully into the night, leaving behind only his world and his beautiful, beautiful, bats. Yes, bats. The one that flies. Oh yes. While the loss of my pet saddened me, I was comforted by those flapping blind carriers o...
by Plasma Man
Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96030
Views: 7707926

Re: Count to a Million

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by Plasma Man
Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 396214

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

Your avatar picture would look awesome with an explosion photoshopped into the background.
by Plasma Man
Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96030
Views: 7707926

Re: Count to a Million

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by Plasma Man
Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Maps
Replies: 52
Views: 10414

Re: Maps

I've never used GPS, it's maps all the way for me. I don't know why, but I feel very comfortable using them, I find it very easy to keep a mental track of where I am, which way I'm heading and where I've been.
by Plasma Man
Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I do wish I'd gone for the standard physics degree at university instead of the specialist nuclear and particle physics one. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I learned about it, but it meant I had to miss out on taking more astrophysics.
by Plasma Man
Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:50 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee
Replies: 32
Views: 6034

Re: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee

Twitter case: Racist abuse that is on record and where it is known who did it from Twitter records. Police case: Racist abuse that is on record and where it is known who did it from police records, plus there are additional witnesses that were on the scene when it happened. What makes the police cas...
by Plasma Man
Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Maybe everyone washed.
by Plasma Man
Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee
Replies: 32
Views: 6034

Re: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee

As such, the CPS could be very interested in police abuse and racism, and still have the Twitter racism prosecuted much faster than the police. They're different, and different enough that cries of "oh when it's not police it's easy to prosecute" are just not useful in this debate. You're...
by Plasma Man
Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 15188
Views: 2703994

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

Plus our souls and our delicious children.
by Plasma Man
Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee
Replies: 32
Views: 6034

Re: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee

Dream, which do you consider to be more serious: 1) Racist abuse posted on the internet, where the person spouting the abuse has no power or direct contact with the person they are abusing. 2) Racist abuse from figures of authority, in a situation where they have physical power, legal power and the ...
by Plasma Man
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 396214

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

You didn't want to eat the chocolate brownies, so you asked me to take them away and eat them. That's why I ate them.
by Plasma Man
Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I saw someone out on a pair of springy leg stilt thingys yesterday, and I thought of felltir.
by Plasma Man
Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:53 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee
Replies: 32
Views: 6034

Re: UK Police recorded racially abusing detainee

Ordinary person makes a racist tweet and gets sent to jail. Police racially abuse someone and the Crown Prosecution Service decides to ignore it (until it gets into the papers, of course). I am sick to death of the police seeming to be above the law. If anything, they should be held to a higher stan...
by Plasma Man
Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I did try to watch the last Superbowl as the BBC decided to show it, but the repeated interruptions in play got boring very quickly. I gave up after the first quarter. On the bright side, I do now feel fully justified in mocking American football as a wimpy version of rugby, having watched them both.
by Plasma Man
Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What would you do in this situation? (Hi! I'm new here!)
Replies: 10
Views: 2159

Re: What would you do in this situation? (Hi! I'm new here!)

Easy. You describe them as being young men, implying that they are adults. The one that gets the virus made his (adult) decision to be left where he is, so the others should respect that.
by Plasma Man
Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I have the same thing, but I don't start moulting unless I got really sunburned. That tends not to happen, as I happen to be a member of what seems to be a minority that believes putting sunblock on is better than sunburn. In vaguely sun-related news, yesterday, for the first time this year, I had m...
by Plasma Man
Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:55 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 15188
Views: 2703994

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

I'm now hoping for a homosexual Muslim heir to the throne to take UK to the European Court of Human Rights for being discriminated against because of their religion / sexuality.
by Plasma Man
Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 96030
Views: 7707926

Re: Count to a Million

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by Plasma Man
Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Smell that isn't a smell: or "how i feel shame"
Replies: 13
Views: 5013

Re: Smell that isn't a smell: or "how i feel shame"

I've occasionally had environmentally triggered phantom smells. The last example was being at work and being able to smell the disinfecting hand rub, even though I hadn't used it (washed my hands instead) and no-one else near me had used it. The weird thing is that I got that on two or three days in...
by Plasma Man
Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

omfrrf. \o ypys;;u shrtrr eoyj upi/
by Plasma Man
Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9343614

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

I've just got a truly excellent error message from the patient database at work:
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Could not search. ORA-00904: "PATIENT". "MUTATION_TIME": Invalid identifier.

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