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by glasnt
Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1046: "Skynet"
Replies: 86
Views: 28045

Re: 1046: Skynet

I did the same with Esky, and missed a BBQ because I was obsessing over it too much.

Hi joee.
by glasnt
Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1045: "Constraints"
Replies: 86
Views: 43131

Re: 1045: Constraints

SpringLoaded12 wrote:It took me a minute to realize what she was saying was self-demonstrating.

Here's a fun one: http://bash.org/?406381.

(In case you didn't notice, each word is one letter longer than the previous one.)

Came here to post this.

Instead, I'm just here to say what's in my sig.
by glasnt
Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1043: “Ablogalypse”
Replies: 91
Views: 31078

Re: 1043: “Ablogalypse”

Needs more tumblrbeasts.

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by glasnt
Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1042: "Never"
Replies: 82
Views: 32705

Re: #1042: "Never"

Sigh, depressing relationship comics.

Hi joee.
by glasnt
Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1041: "Whites of Their Eyes"
Replies: 68
Views: 20528

Re: 1041: "Whites of Their Eyes"

The sweetness of their ups?

I do swoon for a decent uninterrupted power supply...
by glasnt
Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1037: "Umwelt"
Replies: 478
Views: 313735

Re: 1037(?): Umwelt

*speechless*

*Hi joee*
by glasnt
Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1036: "Reviews"
Replies: 74
Views: 20651

Re: 1036: "Reviews"

Review: 5 stars: I love lamp.
by glasnt
Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1035: “Cadbury Eggs”
Replies: 116
Views: 35452

Re: 1035: “Cadbury Eggs”

Instead of working out a comparative measure of sugar content, just go on a ill-fated sugar-induced rampage. That usually makes you think twice about sugar drinks. Or maybe that's just me. Anyway, one crash tackled polar-bear-dressed Greens activist later, all my drinks are sugar-free.
by glasnt
Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1034: "Share Buttons"
Replies: 82
Views: 30501

Re: 1034: "Share Buttons"

I stumbled over /dev/sigh/ the other day, and I hadn't noticed the share button before (from AddThis)

It gives the option of 11 different options (favourite, email), and then lets you expand the other 317 options for sharing the item.

O_O
by glasnt
Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1034: "Share Buttons"
Replies: 82
Views: 30501

Re: 1034: "Share Buttons"

I like looking at the breakdowns on the Not Always series of sites: Zombies? Twitter. Geographic logic error? Google Plus. WoW reference? Facebook. In addition, hi joee. I'm only familiar with the first two, I think the third button is reddit, and I have no idea what the fourth is. Facebook, Twitter...
by glasnt
Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1033: "Formal Logic"
Replies: 132
Views: 40517

Re: 1033: "Formal Logic"

I automatically read it as "if and only if", and on second reading thought he made a spelling error.

Woo discrete mathematics coming before english logic!


hi joee.
by glasnt
Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1032: "Networking"
Replies: 123
Views: 39614

Re: 1032: "Networking"

I think it was a bobcat.

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by glasnt
Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1031: "s/keyboard/leopard"
Replies: 97
Views: 36696

Re: 0131: "s/keyboard/leopard"

I am a leopard warrior.

Hi joee.
by glasnt
Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1030: "Keyed"
Replies: 108
Views: 30017

Re: 1030: Keyed

Pretty sure that's a minor offence, he could get into bad treble.

Hi joee.
by glasnt
Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1029: "Drawing Stars"
Replies: 135
Views: 39852

Re: 1029: "Drawing Stars"

My stars always come out retarded :(

*tries to recreate one correctly now*...

Nope :(
by glasnt
Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1028: "Communication"
Replies: 107
Views: 45056

Re: 1028: "Communication"

That's why you should always leave a note.

Hi joee.
by glasnt
Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1026: "Compare and Concave"
Replies: 74
Views: 31678

1026: "Compare and Concave"

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"Frankly, I see no difference between thee and a summer's day. Only the Ronpaul offers a TRUE alternative!"

Code: Select all

/* Shall I */
thee.compare($SummersDay);

/*let me*/
count(ways);
go;
by glasnt
Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1020: "Orion Nebula"
Replies: 99
Views: 26994

Re: 1020: "Orion Nebula"

Dude, the galaxy is on Orion's Belt. Duh.

Sup, joee?
by glasnt
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1018: "Good Cop, Dadaist Cop"
Replies: 135
Views: 38243

1018: "Good Cop, Dadaist Cop"

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Title text: "NOW INVENT AN IMPOSSIBLE-TO-TRANSLATE LANGUAGE AND USE IT TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS."


Hi joee.
by glasnt
Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1017: "Backwards in Time"
Replies: 75
Views: 20785

Re: 1017: "Backwards in Time"

And so the freelanced creation of this application begins. Also, having the listing as 0%=now, 100%=Big Bang gives for a more explosive finish. You're starting a download now, and you're timing it comparative to all time, therefore you can't also finish now, you're finishing in the past. It's just o...
by glasnt
Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1016: "Valentine Dilemma"
Replies: 99
Views: 27400

Re: 1016: "Valentine Dilemma"

How faux pas. Giving easter candy in February is just promoting the corporations releasing all those egg-shaped treats as early as Boxing Day! But maybe it'll make Bakers Delight release their choc chip hot cross buns earlier? Even if Creme Eggs and Choc Chip Hot Cross Buns are liked by people, the...
by glasnt
Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1016: "Valentine Dilemma"
Replies: 99
Views: 27400

Re: 1016: "Valentine Dilemma"

How faux pas. Giving easter candy in February is just promoting the corporations releasing all those egg-shaped treats as early as Boxing Day!

Also, <3.
by glasnt
Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1013: "Wake Up Sheeple"
Replies: 165
Views: 38550

Re: 1004: "Wake Up Sheeple"

Sheeple (the zombie) looks like a cross between MewTwo and Scyther..

Hi joee. And Joel, apparently you have been greeted as well.
by glasnt
Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1011: "Baby Names by Frank Zappa"
Replies: 302
Views: 82445

Re: 1011: "Baby Names"

Golly, some of those are doozies.

I'd throw a few liquor names on that list:
* Gin
* Absinthe
* Frangelico
etc
by glasnt
Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1006: "Sloppier Than Fiction"
Replies: 60
Views: 17527

Re: 1006: "Sloppier Than Fiction"

I claim this thread to be the first one.

Also, I'd pick Tory Belleci instead of Ryan Reynolds, but that's just me.

Oh, you mean unlike-able...
by glasnt
Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1002: "Game AIs"
Replies: 251
Views: 109371

Re: 1002: "Game AIs"

Aw, was waiting to see "Kickboxing" in the bottom section, as per the proverb:

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing"

Hi Jared The Great, how are you?
by glasnt
Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1000: "1000 Comics"
Replies: 147
Views: 50480

Re: 1000: "1000 Comics"

Celebratory comic milestone!
by glasnt
Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0988: "Tradition"
Replies: 175
Views: 65250

Re: 988: "Tradition"

It's ok, because marketing people think that if New Hip Singers re-record classics, they don't count.
by glasnt
Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0987: "Potential"
Replies: 42
Views: 16019

Re: 0987: "Potential"

Oh dear, ohm hoping that there's not going to be a pun thread.


:twisted:
by glasnt
Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0979: "Wisdom of the Ancients"
Replies: 219
Views: 87516

Re: 0979: "Wisdom of the Ancients"

My boss just yelled "IT'S CALLED STACK EXCHANGE"

..

He has 30 times more rep than me on there :(


edit: You know what's worse? Googling an error message/ID, only to have 0 hits. O_O
by glasnt
Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0977: "Map Projections"
Replies: 353
Views: 138290

Re: 0977: "Map Projections"

I'm scared this will migrate to okcupid/crappy zodiac style thing sooner rather than later >_<
by glasnt
Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0965: "Elements"
Replies: 161
Views: 40172

Re: 0965: "Elements"

Has anyone made a joke about unobtainium-benders? If not.. that's my joke.

</effort>

joee wrote:LOL FIRST POST


Hi joee!
by glasnt
Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0963: "X11"
Replies: 103
Views: 28875

Re: 0963: "X11"

Ah, the days of trying to get displays working on an Acer Aspire Ubuntu machine.

So glad I went back to windows ;P
by glasnt
Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0961: "Eternal Flame"
Replies: 131
Views: 57923

Re: 0961: "Eternal Flame"

I love when a comic does gif animations right. And a thoughtful gesture at that.
by glasnt
Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0960: "Subliminal"
Replies: 81
Views: 34341

Re: 0960 - "Subliminal"

joee wrote:Edit: Oh i see! I saw a baby there before

BABY NEEDS CHOCOLATE


I've always seen the Maccas logo as drooping boobs.
by glasnt
Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0956: "Sharing"
Replies: 82
Views: 26268

Re: 0956: "Sharing"

Now I want to attach this to my local gumtree.
by glasnt
Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0951: "Working"
Replies: 165
Views: 36047

Re: 0951: "Working"

I would have thought this would be common sense, but now it's in comic form, it's the marked end of the recession in America :america:


Hi joee!
by glasnt
Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0950: "Mystery Solved"
Replies: 80
Views: 23665

Re: 0950: "Mystery Solved"

Saw the plane in panel 1, assumed a 9/11 reference. I was wrong \o/

I think there's a Torchwood episode on this kind of event as well <_<
by glasnt
Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0949: "File Transfer"
Replies: 194
Views: 84996

Re: 0949: "File Transfer"

People don't burn cd's any more? :?: :?:


I'm kidding.
by glasnt
Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0947: “Investing”
Replies: 148
Views: 34203

Re: 0947: “Investing”

I'm getting $1,219 <_< It's been ages since I've done compound math ("And yet you'll use it every day in adult life!") but my excel spreadsheet confirms. Also, thirdparty compound interest calculator agrees with me. http://i.imgur.com/5vSX1l.jpg Edit: Hi internet! This comic originally cit...

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