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by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25812
Views: 2124064

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

(GOD DAMMIT! DOUBLE. MISSED!)

Granted. It turns out Excalibur's only power is shrinking your penis. Sucks to be you.

Granted. It's pointing the wrong way. Always.

I wish that the person who corrupts this wish, will not corrupt this wish.
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Question to an Anwswer
Replies: 324
Views: 16969

Re: Question to an Anwswer

What's that equation for finding out the thingy of a doodad?

Nipple.
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602681

Re: Guess the next poster (thanks a lot, Rodan...[/sarcasm])

Nice try.... NOT!

Actaeus... again?
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25812
Views: 2124064

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. I think you know what happens. Yeah. That too. And that. Ouch, that looks like it's gonna hurt, eh? I wish I had a woman in my room, who I find immensely attractive, who is also attracted to me, doesn't think I'm gay, doesn't hate me, and that I am more heterosexual now than I will ever me....
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Question to an Anwswer
Replies: 324
Views: 16969

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Which way doesn't a clock go round?

Okay, I'll bring the bananas.
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Arbitrary status declaration!
Replies: 137
Views: 15851

Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

I am the eternal essay, always to be completed.
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36681
Views: 2017559

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Yeah, the post:views is looking... meh.

Oh well.
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602681

Re: Guess the next poster (thanks a lot, Rodan...[/sarcasm])

Nope!

I don't know many people yet... but... Zohar? He's online? Please?
by tryptanymph
Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25812
Views: 2124064

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now have a 12 Inch high bonsai tree-house. Enjoy.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 170345

Re: The Arrow game

^ Very true. Ish. Music College.

< Is reading Terry Pratchett

v Has fantasies about ^.
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25812
Views: 2124064

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now have an assignment on physics at the quantum level to complete. It has to be handed in to a team of incredibly smart dudes raptors who will murder eat you in interesting ways if you make a single error. You have 20 minutes. Turn over your papers.

I wish I was more awesome.
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25812
Views: 2124064

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but every time you alter the colour of your eyes, you lose half your vision. 50%... 25%... 12.5%... You will never go completely blind, but you will get close. Shit, missed. You didn't make a wish dude! :evil: I'll do my answer to the last one again... Granted, but every time you alter the...
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Change an Acronym
Replies: 227
Views: 22298

Re: Change an Acronym

Gumbo Tastes Awful

LOLCODE
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Arbitrary status declaration!
Replies: 137
Views: 15851

Re: Arbitrary status declaration!

I am the stink of a thousand feet!
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:00 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Gain Me Some Weight
Replies: 16
Views: 2607

Gain Me Some Weight

...Muscle that is! If you can't tell from my DP, I'm a skinny bastard. I weigh in at about 9 - 9.5 stone. I'm about... er... 5' 10", 17 years old and insanely lightweight. My current diet is sugar, sugar, sugar, caffeine etc etc and FAT. I eat crap. And lots of it. I don't exercise, and wouldn'...
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25812
Views: 2124064

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your pet penguin is called Tux, and takes several hours to set up satisfactorily, and when you are done, it needs adjusting constantly. You die when you open your new giant fridge, and find a pissed-off, rather cold giant inside. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. (Been done? :P I'm not re...
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25812
Views: 2124064

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you are trapped in a cramped room with them and given eternal life, but you still suffer from starvation and dehydration. I wish I had more time for xkcd fora. Granted. Every second of your day is devoted to staring at the xkcd fora. You cannot access any other webpages, and you cannot edi...
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Question to an Anwswer
Replies: 324
Views: 16969

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Wanna do it?

I don't know. Maybe you should see the gynecologist.
by tryptanymph
Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 85989

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

"HEEERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWWWWN!" "Hey, do you have a dog or... is that your roomate licking my ass?" "!" *Starts humming Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood, and then, as it hots up, start singing the chorus REALLY LOUDLY.* (This'll creep out any girl!) "I failed my...
by tryptanymph
Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: UK meetups
Replies: 256
Views: 49139

Re: UK meetups

Cheers LE4dGOLEM! I might try and get to the UK xkcd meetup!

EDIT: LOLZ i R FERGET TOW PUT WITCH MEATOOP!
by tryptanymph
Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: UK meetups
Replies: 256
Views: 49139

Re: UK meetups

Two things: a) XKCD UK meetup? WOO! Count me in. As long as I don't have to travel too far. I'm a Leeds guy, and a train down to London to meet a bunch of science, math and internet obsessed weird people (I am one too, so no offence... I hope), for a few hours or so, then training it back, I'm too p...
by tryptanymph
Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0390: "Nightmares"
Replies: 214
Views: 41796

Re: "Nightmares" Discussion

My dreams are generally FUCKED UP. The worst kind is one where I am unable to truly control what's going on, yet I know it's a dream, and I can't force myself awake. It's kinda like being trapped in a dream. And once I realise I can't wake myself up, the dream turns nasty, and I (often) get stabbed ...
by tryptanymph
Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0386: "Duty Calls"
Replies: 202
Views: 65760

Re: "Duty Calls" Discussion

... Literally 20 seconds before I read this comic, I was clumsily replying to a troll who decided to reply to my witty reply to his original "scathing" (hah) comment on one of my YouTube videos. HE IS WRONG, DAMMIT. I ARE A GOOD EDITOR. I ARE NOT AN EIGTH* GRADE RETARD! WRONG, DAMMIT! WRON...
by tryptanymph
Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Awesome videogame music?
Replies: 149
Views: 18106

Re: Awesome videogame music?

Powerglove.

Videogame tracks turned into awesome instrumental power metal.

Also: Metal Gear Solid 3 Soundtrack FTW
by tryptanymph
Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:40 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Unpopular Musical Opinions
Replies: 1093
Views: 87537

Re: Unpopular Musical Opinions

I DISLIKE METALLICA. Sorry. It might prove to be a popular opinion amongst you peoples with unpopular opinions actually... ...wait, what? Anyway: I love Pantera. That will probably prove to be an unpopular opinion amongst you people with unpopular opinions, despite the fact it is a popular opinion ...
by tryptanymph
Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Recommend one artist
Replies: 1014
Views: 248541

Re: Recommend one artist

Now... I love Pantera, but they are kinda well known, and most of you that are into metal have probably heard of them... Oh well, here's a video by them: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Eun24RZRJTM "5 Minutes Alone". Also, if you can, listen to Cowboys From Hell, Mouth For War, Walk, I'm Broken...
by tryptanymph
Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:26 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Metal
Replies: 660
Views: 98737

Re: Metal

Hmmm... Pantera. Yup. That about sums it up! JK I like lots of metal. Thrash, Groove, Doom, Death, Melodic, Technical etc etc, but The only band I can enjoy EVERY song they have done, and can listen to on a daily basis is Pantera. Dunno why. I feel I should put an R.I.P. Dime thingy here, but in gen...
by tryptanymph
Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:20 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Guitar Accessories
Replies: 34
Views: 4691

Re: Guitar Accessories

Oooookay! Now we are talking! I have 3 guitars. My first one was a Peavey Predator Plus HB that my dad gave me after I learned how to play the song "Basket Case" on an old acoustic. It was a pretty cheap guitar, but it had been hot rodded with some super nice (original) Gibson PAFs. :P I t...
by tryptanymph
Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0378: "Real Programmers"
Replies: 201
Views: 55108

Re: "Real Programmers" Discussion

I edit code with explosives.

Not really.

I just wanted to be cool.

...

I'm off to college now...

...to save myself from your embarrassing stares! :oops:
by tryptanymph
Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0207: "What xkcd Means"
Replies: 482
Views: 64679

Re: "What xkcd Means" Discussion

/me is greeted.

Wow! So kind of you!

/me is killed.

Urgh... egh... ooroogh... *thud*...

Why...? I... only made it... four underscores long... because it looked ____....

/me dies.

/me rises from grave, and gives M.qrius FABULOUS prizes!
by tryptanymph
Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0207: "What xkcd Means"
Replies: 482
Views: 64679

Re: "What xkcd Means" Discussion

XKCD means being utterly convinced you have a poor memory due to ADD, and then forgetting to go and get it tested. EVERY DAY. My pockets are as follows: Right: Wallet on a chain, attached to belt. Buss pass, college ID card and Student Union card in card holder behind Wallet. Left: Phone, then iPod,...

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