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Glad rags and sponges are pretty easy to use. The one thing that always gets me with the sponge (okay, two things, whatever) is 1)sneezing. the squeezing of internal muscles can be impressive for emptying the sponge (when I am in a place I cannot wash my hands I wring it out with my lady bits themse...

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How do people feel about the Affordable Care Act?
There is this thing, and I am going cause I want to know more stuff. Wanna come?

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http://www.governmentfreevjj.com/the-patterns/%20Wanna%20make%20a%20uterus?%20I%20think%20I%20will%20make%202%20so%20I%20can%20keep%20one%20for%20myself.

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I AM SO DRUNK I WANT TO DO STUPID THINGS. ALL THE THINGS. AND NOT BECOMING SOME FUCKING HOUSE WIFE. what the fuck drunk sophy way to bring it down. but really. Being drunkwas more fun when I was single and blah blah blah I about to said being an asshole shit and I should just have a smoke and go to ...

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That corset is amazing and I am sad I don't have the funds for it right now. Bookmarked in case it is still a thing I can have when I has more moneys.

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As someone madly in love with a not dominate man, I think people need to remember there is someone for everyone and maybe, just maybe, acting like someone you are not is not a good strategy for relationships. Cause like, how the fuck does that work? BZZZZ BZZZZZBZZZZ We have a fly problem on the fo...

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As someone madly in love with a not dominate man, I think people need to remember there is someone for everyone and maybe, just maybe, acting like someone you are not is not a good strategy for relationships. Cause like, how the fuck does that work?

IGNORE ME!

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Please lock up this thread. It's pretty obvious at this point that people would argue against PUA base on the preception that they already have against it. It's call confirmation Bias and they'll ignore any fact that was presented that didn't agree to their views. If you do feel compel to... preten...

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While most of the makeup is really, just make up, I am impressed when eye color, eye shape/size, and facial bone structure are changed by makeup and not photo shop. Womens are tricksy. But seriously. PUAs are jerks. They try to trick people into having sex with them. True fact. I know it from seeing...

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I have only been turned down for sex by like 1 guy. And I am honest and don't try to manipulate. I also have ethics. There was this guy who was looking for a relationship with me, and I did not want one, so I did not sleep with him. Then he handcuffed himself to my bed while I was napping. True stor...

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I thought THE CLAW would be a thing I could read. Instead I surprised myself and the people in my office with a guy talking.
Now I have to wait til I get home and this is moving so fast I will not be able to find it/will forget it exists.
I hope you're happy.

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An attractive guy once tried to use negging on me. That 'is that your natural hair color?' one. I have brown hair. I just said 'yes' and turned away. If he had said 'hi, my name is *blank*' I would have spoken to him and we would have likely had sex. I mean, he was hot and I am cool with causal sex ...

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On sewing: I made my dress for my brother's wedding when I was a teenager, but it was a pretty simple design. The wedding theme was traditional Scottish, so kilts and tartans all around. My dress was a simple 3/4 length sleeved white dress, and my mom helped me with the zipper. On International Wome...

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Too few dogs have disposable income these days. What ever happened to rich people leaving their estates to their pets?

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Wow wicked late.

Anyway, way to rock it Noc.

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I have plans tonight, like I may be doing every Tuesday for a while. I am eating dinner with some friends. We will be having pasta. It will be enjoyable. I do not know what this other day is and I refuse to learn. I did this with her, and it was awesome. Wow good food and so much laughing. A++ High...

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I have the Keeper and I love it. I have been using it for a while, and have heavy flows so it saves me a ton of money. Also, it is pretty easy to use. My only issue is that after many days of having to empty it every 2 hours I can get a little sore (mine has a rim around the top and I have not figur...

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Good looking pic either way. I say you totally nailed the posting a picture thing.

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I also use the cyclespage.com Have been since 2009 I guess, and it is kind cool to see the bar graph of how long each cycle was. Also, yes, you can set up reminders.
I like it.

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Hi Happy No Baby Blood Celebration!
Nice to see you, but you were a slight surprise. I only had one day of spotting, not the normal two. I thought is was safe to fart, but you saw that as the invitation to be hardcore flowing.
It's cool.
I still love you.

turtle

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Contraception Woman! Bringing education and happy sex life choices to women nearby!

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Mom had me at 32, and grandma had her at 31. I am just worried cause I and 28, hoping to start grad school @29 and not wanting to make offspring until after I graduate. On top of that, my honey has been a single parent since he was 21, and he has not been big into 2 kids in his 30's since he has alr...

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For some of the faces I was not sure if it was really the center. Thinner faces and wider noses on opposite sides.

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I had the chin problem because I (without thinking about it) would pull my head back (to make sure I was in the frame or something) and remembering not to tuck my chin helps.

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On the DBT skills, oh wow do I like them. I kinda feel like finding them changed my life. Beyond the interpersonal communications ones that are helpful to everyone, I have PTSD and some of the other skills are lifesavers. I highly recommend looking into it if you have difficulty with negative self t...

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I second the face.

ಠ_ಠ

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I was also surprised in a pleasant way with how the blue hair turned out.
Lookin' good yo.

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meridian wrote:In case anyone was morbidly curious, my friend was in labor for 93 hours and produced a 9lb, 10oz, 22in offspring.

Wow. Labor is one of the scariest things ever. Props to her.

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I know I am wicked late, but I wanted to toss in a 'I love it' for the menstrual cup. I went away for NYE and did not have my Keeper, or enough glad rags. I had to go find tampons, and they did not have OB. I found it was fine when druck, but when sober I really noticed the whole 'I am going to expa...

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I shared that with more of the internet. Pelvic pain is not to be ignored, and info is power. *rainbow star*

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It's okay to leave things on for the next day? Recently I started the whole eye makeup thing which ends up with me pulling at my eyelashes trying to get enough of the mascara off to avoid raccoon face the next day.

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It is funny that high schools not teaching enough and calling English majors some version of lazy/not useful are on the same page.

Clearly high school students don't need people who focus on the subject they need to learn to teach them.
Dang. ninja'd by the split.

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There is a bit of a cycle too. Everyone does it because everyone does it so people don't even know if they don't like it really.

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As to oral sex, I have gotten over the submissive as default thing, but I think part of that has to do with the fact I am now preforming it on someone I love so it is more fun for me to do. I guess I got over over it before this relationship, but loving the person getting off makes things more fun. ...

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Interestingly, in many of my casual sex encounters cunnilingus was pretty common. More common that me going down on them. I actually remember stopping someone from going down on me once (for some reason I did not want him to do it, but with others I was okay. Sex is weird). But this is the Boston ar...

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I think the one they are talking about with cervical cancer is the HPV vaccination, since the strains protected from with the vaccine cause a majority of the cervical cancer each year. ninja'd With the IUD, I think it is good to have it checked. I mean, there is a foreign object in your body. Checki...

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I completely identify as a feminist. In some situations, this makes it so my calling out of bad behavior is somehow okay. You know, cause I'm a feminist and can't help it or something.

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Thanks Everyone

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Confession: There is only one bathroom in our apartment, and sometimes because of this (great excuse right!?) I just pee in the back yard.

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