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by patzer
Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and He

George Washington (1789–1797) - 26 John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 3 James Madison (1809–1817) - 13 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 6 John Tyler (1841–1845) - 1 James K. Polk (1845–1849) - 4 -- Zachary Taylor (18...
by patzer
Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and He

[quote="ObsessoMom"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 22 John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 3 James Madison (1809–1817) - 11 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 6 John Tyler (1841–1845) - 3 -- James K. Polk (18...
by patzer
Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and He

George Washington (1789–1797) - 21 John Adams (1797–1801) - 8 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 3 -- James Madison (1809–1817) - 10 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 6 John Tyler (1841–1845) - 5 James K. Polk (1845–1849) - 6 Zachary Taylor (18...
by patzer
Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8653
Views: 1703175

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I'm sure something like this has already been done, but:

169.

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by patzer
Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and Heal

George Washington (1789–1797) - 16 John Adams (1797–1801) - 7 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 7 James Madison (1809–1817) - 7 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 John Quincy Adams (1825–1829) - 3 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 6 John Tyler (1841–1845) - 5 -- James K. Polk (...
by patzer
Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is in Your Clipboard?
Replies: 3660
Views: 576696

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have l...
by patzer
Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Replies: 126
Views: 30083

Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

Emasculate - butch.
(c.f. "effeminate")
by patzer
Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1975: "Right Click"
Replies: 42
Views: 16962

Re: 1975: "Right Click"

Sadly, this comic doesn't work at all on a tablet (ipad).

*goes to load up laptop and find out what it's about*
by patzer
Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and Heal

George Washington (1789–1797) - 9 John Adams (1797–1801) - 7 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 7 James Madison (1809–1817) - 7 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 John Quincy Adams (1825–1829) - 7 Andrew Jackson (1829–1837) - 3 -- Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 8 John Tyler (...
by patzer
Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and Heal

George Washington (1789–1797) - 8 John Adams (1797–1801) - 7 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 7 James Madison (1809–1817) - 7 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 John Quincy Adams (1825–1829) - 7 Andrew Jackson (1829–1837) - 5 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison (1841) - 8 John Tyler (184...
by patzer
Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 326945

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I die at the end.

Pile calling Mission Control. We have a loose polecat--repeat, a loose polecat--on board. Queen Elizabeth II is whistling "Dixie" on the stern bridge and is in possession of our bowcaster. Over my dead body.
by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and Heal

Okay thanks flicky! :) George Washington (1789–1797) - 8 John Adams (1797–1801) - 7 Thomas Jefferson (1801–1809) - 7 James Madison (1809–1817) - 7 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 7 John Quincy Adams (1825–1829) - 7 Andrew Jackson (1829–1837) - 5 -- Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 7 William Henry Harrison ...
by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and Heal

As there are a lot of them, you can heal three and hurt three per turn until we're down to 30 Presidents, and then you can heal two and hurt two per turn until we're down to 15 Presidents. At which point we continue as normal. I would much rather we started on lower scores than mess around with the...
by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and Heal

10 minutes - 36 ++ 2.5 hours - 0 -- 10 minutes wins! Next: US Presidents. As there are a lot of them, you can heal three and hurt three per turn until we're down to 30 Presidents, and then you can heal two and hurt two per turn until we're down to 15 Presidents. At which point we continue as normal....
by patzer
Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt and Heal
Replies: 3690
Views: 167849

Re: Hurt and Heal

10 minutes - 33 ++
2.5 hours - 5 --
by patzer
Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 326945

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I identify the woman.

Pile calling Mission Control. We have a loose polecat--repeat, a loose polecat--on board. Queen Elizabeth II is whistling on the stern bridge and is in possession of our bow. Over.
by patzer
Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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I didn't choose to be this way :P

It just happened... one moment I was a cute pony, the next I found myself a herd of cats.
by patzer
Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Miscellaneous Thread
Replies: 507
Views: 66978

Re: Miscellaneous Thread

New avatar from The Snide Sniper:

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by patzer
Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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Rainbow Dash doesn't have a bird head :P
by patzer
Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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flicky1991 wrote:Welcome back to the thread, patzer. :P

Thanks!
And thanks for making me into a griffin.

I thought this particular griffin suited you :P He's called Gallus, and from [spoiler redacted].
by patzer
Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 90302
Views: 6674250

Re: Count to a Million

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by patzer
Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million (competitive version)
Replies: 26940
Views: 1820829

Re: Count to a Million (competitive version)

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by patzer
Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Avatar Game
Replies: 348
Views: 79930

Re: The Avatar Game

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by patzer
Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is your *REAL* post count?
Replies: 46
Views: 6042

Re: What is your *REAL* post count?

I have no idea which subfora are counted and which aren't. Wow, that is an extremely detailed breakdown. If I recall correctly, everything counts except FG 1 and FaiD 1 . Apparently that moves 9 of your posts into the "Counted" group. 1 including subforums That can't be correct– I've coun...
by patzer
Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7509
Views: 685052

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Possibly, but I'd get a headache if I got up so suddenly to go into the garage to get it. Whether I could do it in fifteen seconds depends on how long it takes to unlock the garage.

A card?
by patzer
Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is your *REAL* post count?
Replies: 46
Views: 6042

Re: What is your *REAL* post count?

I have no idea which subfora are counted and which aren't. This is my best guess: ______________ Individual XKCD Comic threads: 325 What If?: 2 News and Articles: 1 Serious Business: 0 Dear SB: 0 General: 59 Love, Sex, and Relationships: 0 Member Interviews: 6 Mathematics: 4 Science: 2 Fictional Sci...
by patzer
Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7509
Views: 685052

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

yes i am grill

A microwave?
by patzer
Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:30 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Nine digit puzzle
Replies: 3
Views: 6059

Re: Nine digit puzzle

Solution: Unless I'm misunderstanding it, this puzzle seems fairly trivial. Just do it from left to right– there's always a number you can use. One solution is 444456648. I'd estimate that there would be approximately 2756 possible solutions to this puzzle ( = 10^9 / 9! ). Would ...

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