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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Famous last words
Replies: 261
Views: 72100

Re: Famous last words

he said, unaware that the repeated use of the word "anyone" activates skynet.

"Looks tasty!"
by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

Wrong again, this is a knife...

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

Call that a ruler?

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

Mine's bigger!

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Famous last words
Replies: 261
Views: 72100

Re: Famous last words

Said the chemist. 'nuff said really.

"Just pass me some WD40!"
by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

If cats had thumbs...

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

ArDeeJ wrote:That picture, and you, are exceptionally fabulous


Quack.

Quack is Duck for thank-you. And everything else.
by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

I'm fed up of the recent bread-related muggings.
by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

And there I was, thinking the message was that DUCKS MUST BE DESTROYED!

:twisted:
by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

I don't think it's possible to be bad at it :?

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

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by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3082605

Re: Postify your facerity

And some further idiocy: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/382384_10151386345277119_1504451013_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/164805_10150129076705289_3523466_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/251409_2075134891978...
by Drowsy Turtle
Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3082605

Re: Postify your facerity

Because I'm awesome.

Spoiler:
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It was for charity (half-marathon). Also it was cracking good fun.
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: House, MD
Replies: 13
Views: 2630

Re: House, MD

Without kidneys, her bladder is performing no function. Its enlargement is probably caused by the muscles relaxing, or stagnant urine. Erm, try catheterising her.
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Setting up equations
Replies: 3
Views: 928

Re: Setting up equations

I'm not sure I understand your point - do you mean how can a novel problem be summarised by a single equation? Generally speaking, the starting point is an accepted formula (in the example you cited, it was the formula relating period to frequency). Next you need to quantify the separate terms in te...
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1227184

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for double-post Naziism! (In many ways, the worst kind of Naziism)
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1034
Views: 272366

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

I wish for a national catholic sequel to my otter suit. Granted, the Catholic Church produces a nation-wide film as a sequel to you owning an otter suit. I wish for consistency within the procedure by which wishes are misquoted, to exclude blatant alteration of the original premise upon which the w...
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: House, MD
Replies: 13
Views: 2630

Re: House, MD

Er, dialysis? She can survive on dialysis indefinitely.
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 497715

Re: Interviewing the fora

Cyanide - dictate to me when I die, will you?!

How big is your tv?
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

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by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

Well, a certain subset of anatidae - the ones with the shorter necks.
by Drowsy Turtle
Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

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by Drowsy Turtle
Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ContextBot
Replies: 251
Views: 74844

Re: ContextBot

There's a distant explosion from a bomb you planted.

I was itching to try it, but now that I have the chance it looks a little sticky.
by Drowsy Turtle
Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

You know, I do a cracking impression of taxonomic family of water fowl. I really ought to record and upload it.

It's good enough that the kids I work with mostly call me by the D-word, and a lot of them don't know my real name.
by Drowsy Turtle
Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: House, MD
Replies: 13
Views: 2630

Re: House, MD

Foreman nearly killed the patient by removing her kidneys (with a spoon or something?). Case closed.
by Drowsy Turtle
Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Dump
Replies: 643
Views: 186263

Re: Picture Dump

This post had objectionable content.

Yeah, no. -jr
by Drowsy Turtle
Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: Fictional Science
Topic: Minimum energy for weather control
Replies: 6
Views: 3738

Re: Minimum energy for weather control

I remember reading about a related problem - how the atmosphere has a limited amount of energy in the form of wind, and power generation by wind turbines is limited by the amount of energy that can be removed from the atmosphere without influencing weather patterns. It occurs that this might eb an e...
by Drowsy Turtle
Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: House, MD
Replies: 13
Views: 2630

Re: House, MD

Start her on dialysis. Why does she have no kidneys?
by Drowsy Turtle
Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

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by Drowsy Turtle
Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: House, MD
Replies: 13
Views: 2630

Re: House, MD

No, urine test found no evidence of kidneys. Could be viral infection? Or sarcoidosis? No family, friends or co-workers are showing similar symptoms, and bladder enlargement can't be explained by viral infections. Sarcoidosis is possible but unlikely, since there is clear evidence of renal, cardiac...
by Drowsy Turtle
Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: House, MD
Replies: 13
Views: 2630

Re: House, MD

Could be kidney disease, perform a kidney function test.
by Drowsy Turtle
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 924607

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Landlord brought me a replacement oven after the old one stopped working. Whilst carrying the old one out the house, to find somewhere to hide it, some guy asks to have it for scrap - awesome free oven disposal (I was going to leave it in an alley somewhere).
by Drowsy Turtle
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ContextBot
Replies: 251
Views: 74844

Re: ContextBot

Having leopard problems.

Just outside.
by Drowsy Turtle
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 827810

Re: You must not say duck

This thread is full of quacks.
by Drowsy Turtle
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 497715

Re: Interviewing the fora

I watch the [real] sunrise pretty much every day. I wish it was because I'm a secret romantic, watching the sunrise and dreaming. It's actually because I'm an insomniac.

What is your favorite kind of soup?
by Drowsy Turtle
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ContextBot
Replies: 251
Views: 74844

Re: ContextBot

Dr. Diaphanous just heard about dry enemas.

Once, but never again. Not even if they beg me.
by Drowsy Turtle
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 497715

Re: Interviewing the fora

My brain.

If you could take a pill to survive without sleep, would you?
by Drowsy Turtle
Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:29 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Why is the space program located at sea level?
Replies: 31
Views: 9453

Re: Why is the space program located at sea level?

Is it even the fuel that's the expensive part? I didn't think it was...

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