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by FCN
Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

You want worse?

Spoiler:
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Tomorrow I will show you what 1/i equals.
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by FCN
Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle Bingo
Replies: 40
Views: 6414

Re: Omegle Bingo

Here's a challenge: get someone to use the abbreviation for "laughing out loud" in a context where it would be appropriate for them to say that the cheese was burning them, so that the filtered conversation looks like it could be unfiltered.
by FCN
Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0640: "Tornado Hunter"
Replies: 91
Views: 21253

Re: "Tornado Hunter" Discussion

iamevn wrote:anyone else have a flashback to this? http://xkcd.com/402/

Yeah, and to this. With the tornado up there, it could be a threesome.
by FCN
Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

You can go here to see what's been done before, sorted by source comic (though not entirely up-to-date). Here's a similar worsening of the Ballmer comic, and here's Fellstaff's Ballmer which I just rediscovered. And here's my latest: 162 alt hosting in case of broken attachment dizzy.jpg
by FCN
Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Spoiler:
636, 451, 572
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If you think this is too hard on him, just think how much longer she could have waited.
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by FCN
Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0636: "Brontosaurus"
Replies: 85
Views: 22607

Re: "Brontosaurus" Discussion

Like a T. Rex, our love is best when oriented parallel to the ground, rather than in an awkward position that would really be bad for your back, if you think about it.
by FCN
Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Spoiler:
28, 305
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Let's google it... whoa, rule 34.
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The alt text is not a joke - search at your own risk.
by FCN
Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Some xkcd-themed xkcdsw's: 139 , 628 alt hosting in case of broken attachment electric_skateboards_(accurate).png 310 , 338 alt hosting in case of broken attachment commit.png 494 , 495 , 618 alt hosting in case of broken attachment czar plumber.png 550 alt hosting in case of broken attachme...
by FCN
Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0630: "Time Travel"
Replies: 147
Views: 29540

Re: "Time Travel" Discussion

I wouldn't mind it so much if she'd just keep her arms down.
by FCN
Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0629: "Skins"
Replies: 144
Views: 29000

Re: "Skins" Discussion

I am trying to imagine the Livejournal drama between the double suits and skinnies.
by FCN
Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0628: "Psychic"
Replies: 186
Views: 47903

Re: "Psychic" Discussion

The number that I thought of was 20. Or at least that's what I tried to think of - there was a rounding error.
by FCN
Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0626: "Newton and Leibniz"
Replies: 213
Views: 57973

Re: "Newton and Leibniz" Discussion

Leibniz may have been the first to publish and the inventor of the terminology and notation that we use today, but Newton was fluent in calculus well beforehand.
by FCN
Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0626: "Newton and Leibniz"
Replies: 213
Views: 57973

Re: "Newton and Leibniz" Discussion

I like the reference to Newton's work in optics, as he invented the prism, the reflecting telescope, and the sunglasses.
by FCN
Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0625: "Collections"
Replies: 137
Views: 34233

Re: "Collections" Discussion

The problem is that she violated the maxim of quantity in the first panel when she referred to "building a kindle collection," since the label "kindle" is overly specific for her intended meaning.
by FCN
Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

XKCD slightly fixed:
Spoiler:
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After somewhere around 40 hours, there's no academic reason to go to the class. Only go for the hallucinations.
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Alternatively,
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622, 385
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Limerists excepted, of course.
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by FCN
Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0622: "Haiku Proof"
Replies: 126
Views: 41876

Re: "Haiku Proof" discussion

Rabscuttle wrote:multiply all primes.
add one to that. factors are...?
QED Bitches!

Or:
Product of the primes,
Plus one, has the divisors...?
QED, bitches!
by FCN
Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0622: "Haiku Proof"
Replies: 126
Views: 41876

Re: "Haiku Proof" discussion

Top prime's divisors? Huh?
by FCN
Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Forgive me.
Spoiler:
617, 613, 442
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I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me.
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by FCN
Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Thank you, LuNatic. I'm flattered either way. You've been sigged.

Spoiler:
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Well, that wasn't very nice.
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alt alt text: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-dah
by FCN
Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Spoiler:
270, 471, 613
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It always plays out so much better in your imagination.
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by FCN
Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Points for singlefin.

An obvious worsening:
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Just look at those blank stares!
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And an old meme:
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Maybe "hobby" is not the right word.
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by FCN
Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Spoiler:
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Someone has to catch Feynman.
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by FCN
Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Spoiler:
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My, what fine handwriting you have!
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by FCN
Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0603: "Idiocracy"
Replies: 573
Views: 124410

Re: "Idiocracy" Discussion

Steve the Pocket wrote:Panel four makes me want to coin a new ironic figure of speech: "The Smart Man's Burden."

Good idea, Mr. Asimov. (Ironically, I am now assuming the smart man's burden as he used the term.)
by FCN
Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Obvious combinations:

Spoiler:
55, 601
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My normal approach is useless here.
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499, 599
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Are our reports still due on Friday?
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alt alt text: Have you ever seen so much blood?
by FCN
Sat May 16, 2009 1:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

9, 115, 580, 581
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Is this a skateboard race or a rugby match?
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by FCN
Tue May 05, 2009 5:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796334

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

My first xkcdsw.
Spoiler:
577, 578
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Fine, I'll wear 'em. But I'll look like an idiot.
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by FCN
Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0550: "Density"
Replies: 184
Views: 65339

Re: "Density" Discussion

She just needs some Diet Coke & Mentos to put in her base and kill his d00dz.
by FCN
Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0550: "Density"
Replies: 184
Views: 65339

Re: "Density" Discussion

Invisible Condom
by FCN
Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0550: "Density"
Replies: 184
Views: 65339

Re: "Density" Discussion

Randall, get out of my bed!
by FCN
Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0545: "Neutrality Schmeutrality"
Replies: 137
Views: 50323

Re: "Neutrality Schmeutrality" discussion

I'd bet the article would be deleted as non-notable, or as a hoax/vandalism. If it survives, Randall's comic + alt-text may be right about the cloud of doubt hanging over editors' motives: it's hard to live up to Matthew 7:12 (ch. VII, v. 12 - the Golden Rule) with so much at stake. But it could be ...
by FCN
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0507: "Experimentation"
Replies: 111
Views: 23779

Re: "Experimentation" Discussion

Some people might be bothered by a girl who experimented with so many partners, but I say more power to her.
by FCN
Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0486: "I am Not a Ninja"
Replies: 81
Views: 19994

Re: "I am Not a Ninja" Discussion

IANAN, but if you're going to bother to carry smoke bombs around for emergency escapes, shouldn't you test them out first (under various ventilation conditions)?
by FCN
Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ruin a Joke
Replies: 800
Views: 60456

Re: Ruin a Joke

bartender asks the first blonde what she'd like to drink, while the second blonde looks in her purse for some cash so that she'll be ready to order next.

There are two kinds of people: those...
by FCN
Wed May 28, 2008 7:58 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Suicide puzzle
Replies: 10
Views: 3208

Re: Suicide puzzle

I haven't been able to decipher it, but I'm pretty sure I have the first step. Here are two more hints, to add to daryuu's, and then the answer that they're all hinting at. First, the hints: How frequently does each digit appear? Why would that be? What about the two-digit sequences? And the answer:...

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