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by FCN
Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 42594

Re: No, That's A...

No, you seem to be thinking of a space station, which shouldn't be confused with a camera. Camera is a language spoken in southeast Asia.
by FCN
Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 42594

Re: No, That's A...

No, that's a bell. Apple is to cause shock and revulsion.

Spoiler:
Oops, I'd been thinking of p-rep. A pirate is a person who attacks and steals from ships at sea.
by FCN
Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 42594

Re: No, That's A...

No, you're thinking of primates. Pirate is a statistic that estimates the chances of replicating a result which is used as an alternative to traditional significance testing.
by FCN
Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 42594

Re: No, That's A...

No, you're thinking of "um, four?" Forum refers to the widely accepted interpretations of a fictional world that are not definitively established by the original work.
by FCN
Tue May 31, 2011 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 42594

Re: No, That's A...

No, that's fore! Forum makes Scotch tape and Post-it notes.
by FCN
Fri May 27, 2011 6:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0904: "Sports"
Replies: 128
Views: 29240

Re: 904: "Sports"

But the weighted random number generator is made out of people. It's people!
by FCN
Sun May 22, 2011 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I'd love it if there was an easier way, but those just aren't going to work. If you bury it they'll dig it up. Shred it and they'll piece it back together. Burn it and you know they're going to see the smoke. Play around with a toy rocket and you might as well just hand it directly to them. It reall...
by FCN
Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 266300

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

SmoothBlade wrote:I wish Calculon was fixed

Granted. Incapable of love, his acting suffers and All My Circuits is taken off the air.

I wish for a slice of pizza.
by FCN
Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189952

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

You think you can take me cause your style's so cold? You'd need a miracle on ice, like hockey gold My raps have it all, like rocky road And if rap's ice cream, your style's spumoni You're no evil genius, son, you're just a crony Or the understudy to a mustachioed villain And maybe some day, his pi...
by FCN
Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189952

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

You think you can slaughter fakers with your water vapor? Enough of your bland fare, you don't have a damn prayer There's no fanfare for a flow like damp air You and your moist gas get shook when my voice blast You don't bring gat heat, you slink off on little cat feet Leaving tracks of Kru's ooze ...
by FCN
Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189952

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Is that how you battle, or just a hoax like Sokal? It's not about skin tone, but you sound paler than Procul Your raps have no color and no flavor Just white noise from a numb mind You've flatlined, brother, nobody can save ya Your words the nonsense of a dumb blind Now, let's dispense with this se...
by FCN
Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 266300

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

KrazyerKate wrote:I wish for a ham sandwich so big that it would go rotten before I could finish it.

Granted, but you keep eating it after it starts to taste funny and get an upset stomach.

I wish that I always had fresh batteries available for anything that needs them.
by FCN
Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 266300

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

AvatarIII wrote:I wish to be the world's gravest!

Granted, if someone comes to see you tomorrow they will find a very grave man.

I wish to make a comment so witty that all forumites will stand in awe of my superior cleverness.
by FCN
Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0882: "Significant"
Replies: 166
Views: 83525

Re: 0882: "Significant"

So, do green jelly beans cause or cure acne? Scientists! Give me a sign.
by FCN
Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189952

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Let me cut in nex' for a captivating encapsulation of my powers of decapitation You see I wickedly slit emcees Lickety-splittedly My flow cuts deep like a surgeon Yours is awkward as a virgin With a quick trigger, Lacking substance like a stick figure. Yeah, I've got the know-how, high brow or low ...
by FCN
Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2440410

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, eyeing a meat cleaver, you have the wisdom to know that you can change how many fingers you have.

I wish the buttons never fell off my shirts.
by FCN
Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1799357

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

GenericAnimeBoy wrote:
pseudoidiot wrote:Now someone should do something like this for the rest
Spoiler:
Image


Jeebus, man, how long did that take you? :shock: :lol: :roll:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fvvz5/excel_batman_ftfy/
by FCN
Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0868: "Nolan Chart"
Replies: 120
Views: 176906

Re: 0868: "Nolan Chart"

Also in the right quadrant: 10-year-old girls.
by FCN
Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "Your mom" jokes...for XKCDers...
Replies: 152
Views: 58022

Re: "Your mom" jokes...for XKCDers...

Yo momma's so fat, Archimedes said that he could move the Earth if you gave him a lever and had her sit on the other end of it.

She must also be quite old, if Archimedes was talking shit about her.
by FCN
Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Choices, choices, choices...
Replies: 403
Views: 56938

Re: Choices, choices, choices...

Polar. Less arbitrary.

Zebra or unicorn?
by FCN
Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1799357

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Your problem is letting that guy in while you were making intimate calculations together.


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Our love is better than the vista.
by FCN
Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

by FCN
Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0854: "Learning to Cook"
Replies: 134
Views: 24977

Re: 0854: "Learning to Cook"

Wow, Randall, you suck at cooking.

Wow, geeks suck at cooking.
by FCN
Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1799357

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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my friend Catherine can miaou euouae euphoniously.
by FCN
Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0852: "Local g"
Replies: 159
Views: 41855

Re: 0852: "Local g"

xkcdfan wrote:I wonder if he's going to fix the typo. Last comic, he commented that he doesn't get do-overs...

He did-over DFS, which originally had the guy hairless in the last panels.
by FCN
Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I think of Firefox as my Bowser, as if I have captured and enslaved the evil lizard king and am forcing him to bring me pictures of kittens, articles about politics, and anything else at my merest whim. When Firefox crashes, I picture the ghost clown helicopter from Super Mario World tumbling to the...
by FCN
Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Sorry dude, there are already like a hundred bands called Severe Tire Damage. Pick another sign, maybe?
by FCN
Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Anti-Joke thread.
Replies: 192
Views: 41117

Re: The Anti-Joke thread.

According to national stereotypes, the British make capable police but poor cooks, the Swiss are excellent at organizing things but poor lovers, the French are talented as cooks but not as mechanics, the Germans are reliable mechanics but make undesirable police, and the Italians are fine lovers but...
by FCN
Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1799357

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Spoiler:
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I guess it's a good thing we'd left the glass of blood there, or else who knows what the smartphones would've done.
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by FCN
Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Our band may rove, but my heart is always with you. Even as we pillage, I know that the greatest treasure that I can ever plunder is your love. After all these years of marauding, I finally feel that I have something to maraud for.
Missing you dearly, your love always, &c., &c.
by FCN
Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Not tall so much as really bendy.
by FCN
Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

It's not racist if you get the accent right.
by FCN
Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534989

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

There aren't enough ambidextrous Brazilians to keep playing this game forever.
by FCN
Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: A few X(s) short of a Y...
Replies: 14
Views: 2307

Re: A few X(s) short of a Y...

A few clowns short of a posse
A Shyamalan movie without a plot twist
Mind is missing a strange loop
One word short of a
Not enough shoelace to tie a knot
by FCN
Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0798: "Adjectives"
Replies: 97
Views: 26389

Re: "Adjectives" Discussion (#798)

You can also add -ly to the adjectives and treat them as modifying "fucking." Fucking annoyingly, calmly, deliciously, ambivalently, piquantly, etc. "One time I walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend fucking adorably." "We're just fuck buddies, we've been fucking stocha...
by FCN
Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0798: "Adjectives"
Replies: 97
Views: 26389

Wedding Doves? Too Fucking Peristeronic!

WTF is up with people releasing doves at their wedding? They act like doves are these wonderful pure symbols but they're peristeronic as shit. You just put some white feathers on those fucking air rats and people can't wait to get shat upon. Sorry, but if that's your idea of romance then you're jeju...
by FCN
Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0798: "Adjectives"
Replies: 97
Views: 26389

Re: "Adjectives" Discussion (#798)

Some of those data points are misleading as fuck. For example, there's exactly one hit for "evanescent as shit" and two for "fucking evanescent."

Also, is "disgusting as shit" asterisked?
by FCN
Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0789: "Showdown"
Replies: 46
Views: 12937

Re: "Showdown" Discussion #789

Is the sun circling to the south? Panel 4 is from a different angle, judging by the position of the two men and by the background, but the sun is still straight ahead. I probably wouldn't have noticed, but the alt text drew our attention to the position of the sun.
by FCN
Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0775: "Savannah Ancestry"
Replies: 461
Views: 81451

Re: "Savannah Ancestry" discussion (#775)

What's the abstract math that he's trying to teach her? Does anyone recognize the equation?
by FCN
Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1799357

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

To worsen worse:
Spoiler:
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It can't be creepy if I'm being nice, right?

Spoiler:
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Hilarity ensues.

Will that kill the meme?

I was worsening 414 before it was a meme, so you kids should get off my lawn.

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